All classic lines from Stephen Chow’s movies (in Cantonese)

Wonderful dialogue of domestic Lingling Lacquer: Conversation with a prostitute

Exterior scene: In front of a pork stall in a market in Shenzhen.

Female A: Do you think you can’t be found if you hide here? No need to stand up! You are such an outstanding man, no matter where you are, you are like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, sighing hair, uncanny knife skills, and that glass of Dry Martine have all completely betrayed you. However, even though you are so outstanding, you always have rules and regulations. No matter what time or place you are, you have to look for the night number. Why don't you get paid for calling chicken?

Ling Lingqi: I reassessed that our relationship was based on feelings. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be a business.

Female A: Even if you talk about feelings, you have to let money stand.

Ling Lingqi: I understand, I gave it to you one morning. But since we are having a meal in a nearby row and there is no one to help us, we might as well eat it and go back to the restaurant with some braised pork. Come on, roughly, it shouldn’t be.

Female A: Hello, there are mountains and rivers. (A certain woman picked up the pork and turned away.)

Ling Lingqi:

If you are interested, why not meet again today.

(Female A threw the pork at Linglingqi)

Linglingqi (caught the pork with a knife): Save. (Cut the pork in half and hang it on the pork hook)

Woman B: What are you talking about? A bad guy who refuses to pay? I'll help you drag the horse into the ditch!

Female A: Forget it, at the end of the day, she will always be a unique and personable pork guy.

(Aqi leaned against the pork stall, sipping brandy.)

Conversation with Dawenxi

(Dawenxi picked up the cabbage and stepped on it. Coming from Jishui, when he saw Ah Qi, he suddenly stopped and put on a posture)

Da Wenxi: The power of the mountain is overwhelming...

Ling Lingqi ( The wine glass fell to the ground and broke): When times are bad, good things never fade away.

Dawenxi: Aqi.

Lingling Qi: Wen Xi.

Dawenxi: I always hope you call me by my full name - Dawenxi.

Lingling Qi: No problem, Wen Xi.

Dawenxi: Thank you.

Lingling Qi: You’re welcome, Wen Xi.

Da Wenxi: The country finally has a task for you.

Linglingqi: What?

Dawenxi: Yeah.

Ling Lingqi: Are you finally willing to find me? (Raise the knife to split the chopping board)

Went to the wrong Regent Hotel

(Ling Lingqi came dressed in black, wearing a top hat and carrying a suitcase. Subtitles : Hong Kong)

(Ling Lingqi and the same woman walked into the hotel as if they were chatting and laughing. The woman stopped when she saw an acquaintance, and Ling Lingqi walked directly to the front desk. Ling Lingqi stared at the woman in the hotel The sexy image is so fascinating)

Hotel attendant: Can I help you, sir?

Ling Lingqi: Yes, yes, well, I have already booked it house.

Hotel attendant: What is your surname?

Linglingqi: My name is Linglingqi.

(A ghost girl passed by and wanted to say hello to Ling Lingqi, who responded with a provocative look)

Hotel attendant: Sorry, I don’t have your name.

Lingling Qi: What are you talking about? What's going on? (Pulls out an address from the bag and hands it to the waiter) Please check it.

Hotel attendant: Oh, I’m sorry, the one you booked is not the Regent Hotel, the one you booked is the Regent Hotel.

(The camera turned to a dilapidated guest house, Ling Lingqi looked up at the dilapidated door number of the Regent Hotel, and her suitcase fell to the ground unconsciously)

Ling Lingqi: Shit!

Li Xiangqin's house

(Aqi eats, drinks, smokes, looks around the room, Aqin sings and sings)

Ling Lingqi: There are many beauties in Hong Kong. I see you are so caring. You often feed the dog food and frighten it.

Hey, why do you like painting?

Aqin: Oh, what about you?

Ling Lingqi: I am a horse, I am a pig. ...What a song?

Aqin: Li Xianglan.

Ling Lingqi: Oh, Jacky Cheung, Li Xianglan, I know him, but I’m not familiar with him. I am familiar with Li Xiangqin.

Aqin: What is it? My name is Li Xiangqin.

Ling Lingqi: Is your name Li Xiangqin?

Aqin: Yes, my name is Li Xiangqin.

Linglingqi: Ha-ha-ha, your name is Li Xiangqin, is Li Xianglan your aunt?

Aqin: Yes, Li Xianglan is really my grandma.

Ling Lingqi: Ha-ha-ha-ha, is Li Xianglan your mother? (At first glance, there are cigarette butts on the ground) Do you want to eat the cigarette stand?

Aqin: I won’t eat.

Linglingqi: Come out, (Ling Lingqi takes out the gun and points it at the closet) Come out!

Ling Lingqi (analysed): You don’t smoke, so there’s no reason for a cigarette butt to be lying on the ground. Plus, the cabinet door is ajar, so it’s obvious that a third person is buried inside! (Pushing Ah Qin away) Just bury it, it’s so dangerous. Come out! (Kicked toward the closet, his legs got stuck in the closet door)

Aqin: (Picks up the cigarette butt) Are you a food health brand holder?

Linglingqi: Hey, do you want to know?

Aqin: You can handle the cigarette butts yourself.

Lingling Qi: Oh, shit!

Aqin (opened the cupboard door and took out the shoes Linglingqi had just put in): Come on, put on the right pair of shoes. (Looking back, I saw Linglingqi sitting on the sofa.)

Linglingqi: After the long journey, it is undeniable that I am a little nervous, but I can boldly say something , I am definitely an excellent spy.

Aqin: Well, let me put on the slippers first.

Ling Lingqi (taking out the slippers and handing them to Aqin): This time I accepted the national mission and came prepared. (Open the suitcase) Hey, it's like this model's F40. On the surface it's a big brother phone, but you can see there's a metal mesh here. In fact, (press a button) it's a phone that needs to be repaired. . (Safe Shaving) This is convenient for us to attend some banquets and shave without anyone noticing. (Pulls out a shaver blade again) This model 911 appears to be a shaver, but in fact (removes the hat and holds it) it is a hairdryer (use a "hairdryer" to blow your hair).

Ah Qin (picking up another hair dryer): Do you want to use so many hair dryers?

Ling Lingqi: The hairdryer is only a cover-up on his surface. In fact, he is someone who needs to be investigated. Asking if you are dead?

Aqin: No wonder I found out you are such a handsome boy.

Ling Lingqi: It’s not easy to talk about it.

Aqin: Didn’t you see a hairdryer? I don’t know how to calculate it, okay?

Ling Lingqi (shrugged): Humph, it’s hard for me, I don’t deserve my reputation. In fact, I am very concerned about this pair of shoes - they come with a hair dryer (to blow dry and comb my hair). You know, as a spy, appearance is very important. Oops, no, are there two pen ECGs? It's true that there is no battery pack.

Aqin: Nope.

Linglingqi: Forget it, let him do it first.

Aqin: I really want to know what kind of gun you, such an excellent spy, use, can you lend it to me?

Ling Lingqi (smiling): I’m not afraid to be rude, but I’m actually not good at guns. My strength is: throwing knives.

Aqin: Flying knife? (The weather outside the window suddenly changed, with thunder and lightning)

Ling Lingqi: That's right, the flying type is Xiao Li's flying knife, which makes a "fly", and the knife type, which is Xiao Li's flying knife, makes a "knife". (They stood up in unison)

(Ling Lingqi drew out the throwing knife as if aiming at a Mickey Mouse toy. After a beautiful gesture of drawing the knife, the knife was stuck in the empty wall.)

Aqin: Sharp.

Linglingqi: Basically——

Aqin (waving his hand): Let’s get down to business. (Pulls out a box of weapons) As a spy, you should have some knowledge of guns.

This UFO rifle is suitable for long-distance sniping, with a range of 200 meters; it is called 224 phlegm can bullet, which is specially prepared by me.

Linglingqi: I like that name.

Aqin: 357 Revolver Jungle, equipped with explosive bullets.

Ling Lingqi: Can these Konglongs shoot to death?

Aqin: I have to find a way to scare the prophet. (Aqin loads bullets in the dark) The PPK is made in China and is specially used for domestic spies. It has a range of 120 meters. The disadvantage is that it is too loud. But after using this silencer, killing people can be silent. . (Put on a silencer and point a gun at Linglingqi)

Linglingqi: I wonder what this is? What's stuffed inside?

Aqin: I want to wear cotton.

Linglingqi: Is it cotton, so cheap? (Ah Qin tightens the cock) I wonder if I can get toilet paper, huh?

Aqin (laughing loudly): It’s almost worth dying for your handsome boy to come here.

Ling Lingqi: Can’t you see anything? Hello. (Aqin is about to pull the trigger, but Linglingqi has already unscrewed the silencer) I'm so scared, I don't know if this one is right or not. It turns out that none of my methods work. Can you give me a try?

Aqin: Okay, do you want to try it?

Linglingqi: It’s raining heavily. Can you wait while I bolt and bolt the windows?

(Ah Qi put the gun on the countertop, turned around to close the window, Ah Qin picked up the gun, pointed it at Lingling Qi’s head and opened fire. Unexpectedly, the bullet shot back and hit himself in the right shoulder. Ah Qin A scream)

Ling Lingqi: What are you doing? Were you shot?

Aqin: Let’s test the gun!

Ling Lingqi: This is a rear-rear gun that shoots backwards as soon as it is opened.

Aqin: Why didn’t you tell me earlier!

Ling Lingqi: Those bloodline guys, wait for me. (Turns around, grabs something from the box, Aqin turns the gun and shoots. Unknown to him, he hits his left arm, and screams in pain even louder)

Ling Lingqi: What are you doing? ? !

Aqin: I'm here to test the gun.

Ling Lingqi: What else? Why don't you tell me what you're doing? The full name of this gun is the Bewitching Gun. After shooting backwards, you can shoot forwards and shoot among the plum blossoms among the bamboos.

Aqin: You didn’t tell me earlier!

Linglingqi: Those bloodlines are booming. Come on, take a piece of tape and stick them on. Hurry up.

(Aqin turned around and ran to the bathroom. In the bathroom, Aqin heard a ringing tone similar to that of a telephone and opened the toilet seat. It turned out to be the commander's remote video conferencing system)

Commander: Ah Qin, what are you doing that makes you sweat profusely?

Aqin: I just need to take a shower.

Commander: Where is Linglingqi?

Aqin: It’s time to do it again, but don’t worry, I can complete the task very quickly.

Commander: Oh wait, IKEA’s plan has changed. Go to Lai Youwei’s house and kill him first. Then you can frame the blame on Lai Youwei, and no one will doubt him. What we have done, we will wait for one more day.

Aqin: Scared? Wait one more day?

Commander: Huh? Are you pregnant?

Aqin: No, I just brushed my teeth and my teeth bled.

Commander: What kind of toothbrush do you use? Broom rack?

(Ling Lingqi pushed the door open)

Ling Lingqi: Order, you?

Commander: Hi, Linglingqi.

Ling Lingqi (salutes): Commander, I’m so happy to see you in this shithole!

Commander: Order? What's the point of cooperation between the two of you?

Ling Lingqi: Okay, Ah Qin has a good personality and no airs, and he is really a first-class friend. Ah Qin, do you think I like it personally?

Aqin: Apart from you being a handsome boy, I have nothing to talk about.

Ling Lingqi: It’s very generous, you’ll know later.

Commander: I hope you two can complete your mission as soon as possible.

Linglingqi (Aqin***): Yes (know).

(The commander shut down the system, Aqin stopped the toilet and flushed it)

Ling Lingqi: Aqin, grab a gun first.

Aqin: No.

Ling Lingqi: No, wait for me to help you. (Applying tape)

Aqin: Leave the medicinal tape for yourself and use it yourself. I’m fine, I shouldn’t!

Ling Lingqi: Listen to me, it’s really not easy to test the gun at random in the future.

Aqin (shooting several times upwards): I like to try the gun, okay? (The chandelier fell on Aqin’s head...)