New Year's Day Crosstalk. Please give me the script for the crosstalk "Guess the Song". Thank you very much. If you have other crosstalks, you can also recommend them. Thank you.

B: The old year is about to pass, and the new year is coming soon. I wish everyone here to be happy every day in the new year, 365 days, 8760 hours of happiness, and 5256000 minutes of wonderful things. , 31536000 seconds of happiness every second. (Applause is required)

B: Today I will tell you a cross talk. I hope you will always smile. Anyone who cheers for me and laughs happily will be invited to our best place in Taiyuan City when the party is over. hotel----to go and see people having dinner.

A came on stage: Happy New Year everyone! Eh? This young man looks like an actor with his face covered... B: Huh? You don't know me? I'm an actor! I have been an actor for more than a week...A: What is your name? ah! What name? Don't say it! When you say it, it's a curse! B: What do you mean? Your shameless look has the charm of my past.

A: Yes, yes! That’s right! How about we cooperate once?

B: Then say something!

A: As a crosstalk actor, you should pay attention to observing life, and the creation of crosstalk works comes from life! A good cross talk work comes from solid life experience... What are you doing?

B: Don’t make any noise, I’m observing!

A: Oh, living!

B: I’m observing that you have a face on your head

A: Go! After my observation, I found that most of the students on our campus are good students!

B: Of course there are also naughty ones!

A: I am a typical representative of a good student!

B: I am the leader of bad students!

A: I have one of the most important conditions for a good student!

B: What conditions!

A: He’s so handsome!

B: Bah! Shameless!

A: What?

B: Do you know what I thought after seeing you for the first time?

A: What do you think?

B: I never want to look at you again!

A: Me!

B: According to what you say, I meet an important condition for being a bad student!

A: Are you handsome?

B: Look, he admits that I am handsome!

A: Who admitted it!

B: Do you know what the girls in our class say about me?

A: I don’t know!

B: They said I look like Du Dewei from the left and Tony Leung from the right

A: From the front, I look like a hanged man!

B: You are the one hanging yourself! There is a poem written specifically for me

A: What poem?

B: If being handsome is a sin, I will commit my sin to the sky; if being cool is a mistake, I have made the same mistake again and again; if even being smart has to be punished, wouldn’t I want to be punished with a thousand cuts? shave!

A: As a good student, I study well!

B: As a bad student, I study well...

A: Huh?

B: Poor!

A: I go to the English corner every morning!

B: I practice long-distance running every morning!

A: OK!

B: I want to build a strong body

A: Only when you are healthy can you devote yourself to physical and mental work and study

B: Let me see who will do it in the future You dare to mess with me!

A: I go to self-study every night!

B: I play chess every night!

A: I hand in my homework on time every time!

B: I have to copy every homework!

A: I am never late for class!

B: I just go to bed after class!

A: Then you don’t study!

B: Learn, why not learn!

A: Oh

B: I have been studying for a whole semester and five months!

A: Better than me!

B: Five months is not enough.

A: Why is it not enough?

B: I have been sick for a few days

A: How many days have I been sick?

B: Three and a half months!

A: Only studied for a month and a half?

B: I went home to visit relatives for a month and 14 days

A: Only one day!

B: That day is Sunday!

A: Didn’t you study for a day?

B: Who said that? It depends on the probability!

A: Does learning still depend on probability?

B: If it’s face up

A: Just go study

B: Just go watch a movie!

A: Nonsense!

B: If the tail is up

A: Let’s learn to pull now

B: Let’s play pool!

A: It’s nonsense again!

B: If it stands up, pull it

A: Ah

B: I will learn it

A: It stands up It!

B: Don’t tell me, one day it actually stood up and pulled

A: Let’s learn to pull now

B: I was so happy I took my schoolbag to study and finally waited for this day to pull it out

p>A: I started to work hard

B: I came back to pull as soon as I went out

A: Why did I come back to pull again?

B: It’s windy outside. The coin was blown over!

A: This wind comes at the wrong time

B: Go online, haha!

A: Come back, come back!

B: How?

A: How did you pass the exam like this?

B: I say you are stupid, but you are really stupid!

A: Me

B: If you want to think about the exam, you must pay attention to the method!

A: What method?

B: As the saying goes, money can make all the difference!

A: Bribe classmates! Invite them to dinner!

B: vulgar, vulgar is intolerable!

A: Ah!

B: Give me cash! They can do whatever they want

A: This is a hateful move!

B: I will give him 60 yuan, and I will copy one point for one dollar during the exam

A: Don’t waste a dollar!

B: The results are out, let me take a look

A: 60 points, passed

B: 59 points!

A: 59 points?

B: I was wondering, why did he only let me score 59 points?

A: Why?

B: Got it

A: What?

B: Last time he and I passed a stall selling pineapples. He wanted to eat a pineapple for one dollar, but I didn’t buy it for him. He kept the money!

A: Hi! I think you should!

B: I hate him so much. I have to get the sixty yuan back someday!

A: If you don’t work hard at ordinary times, you will be sad in the exam! Look at me, my required courses are good, but my elective courses are even better!

B: I choose to skip the required courses, and I must skip the elective courses!

A: I passed CET-6 in English and CET-4 in computer science

B: I passed CET-46 in Legend and CET-64 in MapleStory

A: I handle the relationship with my classmates well

B: My classmates run away when they see me!

A: I never fight

B: I am never afraid of fighting!

A: I never play cards

B: I will play no matter what the game is!

A: I actively participate in various activities of the school, especially the activities of the Folk Art Association!

B: Folk Art Association?

A: Yes, you know too?

B: A circus?

A: What kind of circus? It is an art group whose main performance is cross talk sketches!

B: Oh, I understand, you are an artist!

A: No, it’s just a hobby!

B: Actually, I am also engaged in art!

A: Do you also like cross talk sketches?

B: Singing is my favorite!

A: I like singing!

B: Yeah! But in this vast world, no one can understand my songs

A: Really?

B: One day I sang a song "The Magical Jiuzhaigou" in the classroom, and a buddy opened the door and came in, holding my hand tightly

A: Praise you Singing well

B: He said something

A: What was it?

B: Brother, others cost money to sing, but your singing costs money!

A: It’s true that singing is not very good! If you can't do this, you must be good at other things. Let me tell you, if you don't work hard today, you will be a junior student tomorrow, just like me, diligent and frugal

B: I go shopping every day

A: I don’t spend money recklessly

B: I borrow money to send to Internet cafes

A: I will join the Youth League this year

B: Member of the Youth League The door is blocking me

A: All my courses are excellent

B: All my courses are useless

A: I enjoy helping my classmates.

B: Thank you so much

A: Why are you thanking me?

B: Don’t you like to help your classmates?

A: Yes

B: Then let me ask you something

A: If you have anything, just say it

B: No I have the nerve to say it

A: Tell me, classmates should help each other!

p>B: Then I will say it

A: Say it! !

B: Please solve the final problem for me first!

A: Fuck you!

Haha, is it too long?