The zodiac is very big.

Niu: I am a cow.

Tiger: I am a tiger.

Rabbit: I am a rabbit.

Dragon: I'm a dragon.

Snake: I am a snake.

Ma: I am a horse.

Sheep: I am a sheep.

Monkey: I am a monkey.

Chicken: I am a chicken.

Dog: I am a chicken.

Pig: I am a pig.

Monkey: On behalf of the Chinese zodiac, I would like to say a few auspicious words to you.

Everyone: Hey, who are you to speak for everyone?

Monkey: This year is the Year of the Monkey. I want to be the first monkey, and you will all be monkeys in the future.

Everyone: No, no-

Monkey: I looked down at a thousand fingers and bowed my head to be a willing monkey.

Everybody: An obedient monkey.

Dog: Hey, I said, when you say everyone, hey, it doesn't mean our zodiac.

Monkey: Who do you think can represent it?

Dog: Of course I represent it.

Monkey: Can he represent it?

Everyone: No.

Dog: You don't know. I am the only one of the 12 zodiac animals.

Everybody: What's your status?

Dog: Our dog has an account now. Do you?

Monkey: Forget the hukou. We don't even have temporary residence permits.

Dog: We dogs have the best relationship with humans.

Monkey: Really?

Dog: Go and have a look around. This man has been with us all morning and all night.

Mouse: Yo yo, it's still spreading. It's called walking the dog.

Dog: Even if you walk the dog, does anyone walk the mouse? Is there a snake walker? Now people can't sing karaoke without us!

Monkey: Karaoke has no you.

Dog: Carla is a dog.

Monkeys; That's the name of the movie.

Dog: Hey. People in China not only like us, but also warmly invite us to watch the World Cup.

Monkey: How?

Dog: Listen, dog, oh, come on, come on.

Monkey: God, is there anyone like you?

Dogs; So we have the best relationship with human beings and the greatest contribution to human beings.

Niu: Speaking of this contribution, my old cow is very welcome.

H: Just blow it.

Bull: Why do you want to blow? Tell me how serious SARS was last year, and let's control it. We have to say that China people and Shenzhou 5 manned spacecraft have gone to heaven, which further shows that we China people are awesome. This is my boast.

Sheep: Good point, but Shenzhou 5 went to heaven, which is the contribution of our sheep.

Everyone: Oh, no, no, no-

Niu: Shenzhou 5 has nothing for you.

Sheep: What's the name of the space hero?

Niu: The space hero is called-

Sheep: What's your name?

Niu: Li Wei.

Sheep: Li Wei, you miss me so much. Come on, I won't compete with you. I'll ask our dear audience friends. You can answer me loudly and bring out that surname. What's the name of the space hero?

Audience: Yang Liwei.

Sheep, hey, Yang Liwei, do you have sheep?

Dog: Come on, come on, the sheep you said is different from other people's Yang Ke.

Sheep: Let me touch the sheep.

Chicken: What do you mean, touch the sheep?

Monkey: Don't worry, don't worry.

Chicken: Can I not worry? There is no room for sand in my eyes.

Everyone: corns?

Monkey: That's right. You can also touch the chicken.

Chicken: Even touching a chicken?

Monkey: Hmm.

Chicken: Let's just say that we chickens can't compete with anyone.

Monkey: How?

Chicken: Now people all over the world are using our computers.

Mouse: Wait a minute, wait a minute, take your chicken feet back first.

Chicken: What's wrong?

Mouse: Your computer left me.

Chicken: What's wrong?

Mouse: That means it's all over.

Chicken; Why?

Rats; Do all computers have to use a mouse?

Everyone: Ha ha ha.

Rats; Although I am young, I am a romantic figure of the times.

Monkey: You are not in this romantic figure.

Rat: There are poems to prove it.

Monkey: Which sentence?

Rat: the romantic image of rat. Hey, there are mice. So I represent.

Tiger: What do you stand for? No matter how romantic you are, can you be as romantic as my tiger?

Monkey: I tell you, I am the king of beasts.

Everyone: Hey, hey.

Tiger; Yes, what do you say when people praise us as tigers?

Monkey: That sentence is wonderful.

Tiger: Tell them.

Monkey: There are no tigers in the mountains.

Tiger: Listen.

Monkey: The monkey is king.

Everyone: Haha

Come on, this sentence is a compliment to yourself.

Monkey: No, no, no, I'm in the second sentence, and you're in the first sentence.

Everyone: anticlimactic

Hey, hey, hey.

Monkey: What do you say?

Monkey: anticlimactic

Snake: Did our snake irritate you?

Monkey: What's the matter?

What do you mean by anticlimactic?

Monkey: Everyone says so.

This is the last thing I want to hear. It has been said for many years, and it will be changed from today.

Monkey: How to change it?

Snake: We can't always be a snake.

Monkey: What do you want to be?

Snake: We should strive to be the head of the snake.

Monkey: The snakeheads are all out.

Dragon: Look at all these things it is fighting for.

Monkey: That's right.

Dragon: You should learn from our dragon and serve the people wholeheartedly.

Monkey: How can you serve the people?

Long: Haven't you heard of one-stop service?

Monkey: There is this sentence.

Dragon; We serve well, and you call us leaders. Is there anyone named Hericium boss?

Monkey: We call it Hericium erinaceus Radish.

Rabbit: I agree, the dragon is our representative, but I must win the second place.

Monkey: The dragon ranks first, but you can't rank second.

Rabbit: My position is known all over the world.

Monkey: I don't know. Do you know that?/You know what?

Everyone: I don't know.

Rabbit: How many years have you studied foreign languages?

Monkey: Which sentence?

Rabbit: One two three four. Where are these two?

Everyone: two!

Rabbit: This is the second place.

Monkey: Alas.

Ma: Alas, Chen Cang, I sincerely wish the people of the whole country get drunk first on the way to a well-off society, and finally pay a New Year call to everyone.

Everybody: Here we go again.

Monkey: That's all I know.

Pig: You get what you get, you get what you get.

Monkey: And you are?

Pig: I am a pig.

Monkey: You came up with a band?

Pig: What's the matter? We pigs are not allowed to hit people. Dear audience friends, we pigs have the closest relationship with humans.

Monkey: What's the matter?

Pig: The traditional culture of China is a part of us.

Monkey: Tang and Song poetry, Pig Eight Rings.

Pig: Friend, we pigs are the cleverest.

Monkey: What do you mean?

Pig: If you have any accounts you can't finish, you still need mine.

Monkey: Pig brain.

Pig: It's an abacus.

Monkey: Zhu, Zhu does math.

Pig: Young girls like me and wear me around their necks.

Monkey: How heavy is that?

Pig: Pearl necklace.

Monkey: Pearl necklace.

Pig: Especially when holding a glass at a party, I have to mention me.

Monkey: What do you mean?

Pig: Ladies and gentlemen.

Monkey: Hey hey.

Pig: Forget it. I am the most qualified to represent the Chinese zodiac in the New Year.

(Everyone quarrels)

Monkey: Ladies and gentlemen.

Pig: You have to mention me.

Monkey: Who mentioned you? In a few hours, it will be the Year of the Monkey. You all have to listen to my command, or you are not allowed to enter the Year of the Monkey.

Everybody: Say it quickly.

Monkey: How about this! Say a lucky word and add your own animal sign, ok?

Everyone: OK.

Pig: I'll talk first.

Monkey: I haven't said it yet. Listen, I wish all my friends in the Year of the Monkey-

Dog: I am meticulous about my work.

Chicken: I was surprised and surprised to hear the chicken dance.

Cattle: selfless dedication, willing to be a scalper.

Rat: Rat lights welcome the New Year.

Tiger: I wish my dear motherland full of vitality.

Dragon: May great people be alive and kicking.

Snake: A refined snake and a tiger.

Horse: A fine horse gallops.

Sheep: beaming.

Pig: The pig is doing well.

Rabbit: By leaps and bounds.

Everybody: The rabbit flew!

Monkey: Let's sing, * * * with blessings-

Top six: the motherland is prosperous.

The last six: the Year of the Monkey was a great success.