What was your most embarrassing experience?

Once I took the subway, there was a little girl around me, about fifteen years old, who exuded the breath of youth. She is wearing a short skirt. I don't know if she's wearing safety pants in there. I think she does. I was sitting in my seat with my head down playing with my mobile phone. The phone was put very low, and the little girl turned her back on me. Because the light of the mobile phone is dim, others can't see what I'm playing (I'm just reading a novel), and then I can't help laughing when I see some funny plots. Suddenly a woman patted the little girl on the shoulder in front of her and said I was patting her! The little girl's expression is particularly funny, and her consternation is mixed with panic. I guess I didn't expect someone to do such a sick thing to her.

People on the subway looked at us with great interest, as if they didn't care too much.

At that time, that woman asked me to delete the photo. The little girl next to me was very angry and asked me to apologize and delete the photo. I didn't take any pictures at all, and I was very angry. I have been wronged by others for no reason, and no one will be indifferent. I told them I didn't take any pictures at all, and they wouldn't believe me. They had to check my mobile phone. My mobile phone photo album is full of rough pictures, which I regard as a treasure and can't let them look at it at will! ? Well, it's actually because it's so embarrassing. I turned down their unreasonable demands on the spot. Passers-by on the subway also felt wronged for the little girl and insulted me as a perverted "subway pervert". Although the curse is not particularly ugly, it is also merciless. I was so angry that I took out my mobile phone and checked it for the little girl, so that she could see clearly and see if I was taking pictures. Finally, they searched my mobile phone photo album and even searched my network disk. Knowing that she had been misunderstood, the little girl was ashamed. I still remember the scene where the little girl and the girl who "upheld justice" apologized to me. The little girl blushed when she apologized, and the just woman was ashamed when she apologized, but not as exaggerated as the little girl. They both kept their heads down all the way, probably because they were too shy. Wow! At that time, it felt like a skyrocketing. You don't know that feeling. You can't feel it. I pardoned their crimes like an emperor. The upright woman invited me to dinner as compensation. I also refused. I don't want to have anything to do with them anymore.

Those were just passers-by on the subway and didn't say anything. I scanned the audience. No one in the whole subway dared to look at me. Well, in fact, people in the car stole a glance at me from time to time along the way, and there was a lot of discussion. I am a thin-skinned person, I got off the station without saying a word, and I didn't say a word all the way to the next station. It's really embarrassing. There's nothing to be embarrassed about now. After all, others misunderstood me, but it was embarrassing and puzzling.

Once I was on a business trip for so long that I missed my wife so much that I took off my clothes as soon as I opened the door. I didn't expect a group of relatives and friends to rush out to give me a dinner. .......

My wife and I come from the same village. We were childhood friends. Although we separated after school, we kept in touch all the time, and they were from the same village. We often saw each other during the New Year.

Until the family organized a blind date, we met again. We all said it was fate, and then we got married, because we knew each other well since childhood.

After getting married, I once went to Shanghai on business for half a month. I really want to find her because we have been apart for too long. So as soon as the business trip was over, I hurried home. At that time, in order to give her a surprise, I didn't tell her when I would get home, only an approximate date.

When I get home in a hurry and take off my clothes in a hurry, I want to go straight to my room. Suddenly, a group of people rushed out of my room to say happy birthday, and I remembered that today is my birthday. I quickly ran to the toilet with my clothes in my arms, and I was dying.

One afternoon, the boss asked me and a female colleague to go to the tax bureau to handle affairs. They were going to take the elevator downstairs together, and suddenly they had some urgency. It happened that the bathroom was next to the elevator, so I said to her, wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom and come out soon.

When I got to the toilet, I untied my belt. Because I was in a hurry and didn't control the angle well, I peed on my pants at once, and my front legs were wet. I don't know what to do with this sudden accident. Get out. If my female colleague finds my pants wet, she won't laugh me to death. This will spread throughout the company. I still can't get along. Do not go out. She is waiting outside. It was difficult to ride a tiger at that time.

I saw toilet paper in the toilet, so I tore some toilet paper, put it on my pants, and then covered it with my hand, trying to dry the wet piece by the temperature of my palm and the water absorption of the toilet paper, but the effect was really poor. At this time, my female colleague seemed to be in a hurry and shouted outside, will you get out quickly? The elevator has passed several times. If we drag on, the tax bureau will close.

I definitely couldn't get out, so I made up a lie and shouted at the outside. A moment, please. I may have a bad stomach at noon, but now my stomach hurts so much that I have to squat. After holding her steady, I looked around in the bathroom and suddenly saw a hand dryer in the bathroom. I thought I could definitely blow dry my pants with the hot air of the hand dryer, but it was a little high. Fortunately, there is a pool for cleaning mops just below the hand dryer, standing on it, and the position is just right.

I stood on it and blew, and the effect was too bad. A few minutes passed.

The female colleague was impatient and said angrily, did you drop it in the toilet? If you don't come out, I'll go in. If we delay any longer, don't do anything this afternoon.

As soon as I listened to his words, I was scared to sweat. This girl is a person who can do it when she says it, so I told her that I will come out in a minute. What should I do? I'm anxious like an ant on hot bricks, but there's nothing I can do.

Suddenly, my eyes swept the faucet on the sink and I had an idea. I put the water in the toilet first, giving my female colleagues the illusion of flushing the toilet after going to the toilet. When I got to the sink, I turned on the faucet at the maximum, and then told my female colleague outside that I would go out immediately after washing my hands.

After that, I spilled the water from the faucet on myself with my hands. Soon the lower part of the T-shirt and my pants were wet. I looked down and felt very satisfied, so I walked out of the bathroom.

In order to make things perfect, I complained that there was something wrong with the faucet in the toilet when I came out. I washed my hands with boiling water, and the water ran out and got my clothes wet. When I come back, I must talk to the property.

The female colleague looked dissatisfied. After listening to my words, she looked at me and began to laugh. At this time, the elevator came and the two of us got on it. In the elevator, when she looked at me, she couldn't restrain her joy. I am really embarrassed. I don't know what to say, but I feel hot on my face.

At this time, she suddenly said, tell the truth, did you just go to get your pants at a convenient time? I strongly denied it at that time, telling her how vulgar your big girl's house is, and the water from the faucet really spilled on it.

After listening to my words, she didn't say a word, just laughed. The two of us drove out, and she sat in the co-pilot. On the way, she looked at me and began to laugh, as if she had seen through everything. It was awkward all the way. Really, I want to die.

This is my most embarrassing experience.

I talked with the girls nearby for three days and thought it was time to win.

I sent her a message: "Let's drink milk tea, which is very rich."

The girl will be late: "Brother Lin Bu, don't spend so much money. Let's eat oily tofu and I'll pick you up. "

I hesitate, but I should be able to control it. So, "Come on!"

After buying tofu, my chest consciously approached her, and my plan was to be implemented: I would get grease on my clothes.

When I handed the tofu to my mouth, my hand shook inadvertently and a few drops of oil splashed on my clothes.

I thought, great! Take my agent's wet tissue out of his pocket and prepare for the live demonstration. Finally, she will excitedly hold this package of wet tissues and sincerely say, "Whoops, I want to be your agent!" " "

When I was about to start work with a piece of paper, a tofu juice spilled over and the girl took a bite. Our clothes were each stained with several large pieces of tofu juice.

"Finished, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how did this happen. I can't erase it. " The girl robbed my baby wipes and wiped it at random.

I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I'm not, "Ah, this is what a fairy can do."

The girl dragged me to open the trunk of her car, and I shouted, "You sell laundry detergent!" " "

Girl: "I tell you, I don't eat tofu twice at a time." With this detergent, any stains can be washed away. "

"Really?" I excitedly picked up her laundry detergent and looked at her sincerely.

The girl patted me on the shoulder: "Xiao Lin, don't worry, just follow me as an agent."

This is an awkward scene of ankles and toes.

2. I knocked over my girlfriend's crystal bag excitedly: "Song Qing, stop eating. The left eyelid keeps jumping, and the left eye jumps for money. The days when you eat steamed bread and I eat crystal are over. "

Girlfriend: "Lin Bu, calm down. How long have you been dancing? Do you know what this means? "

I am very proud: "after a while, it means that if you force me to eat crystal stuffing again, I will give you money to hit you on the head."

Girlfriend: "It means that your eye muscles are stimulated for a long time, which leads to muscle tremor."

I am even more excited: "Great! This means that wealth is surging like a flood and can't be stopped. I'll see if your muscles quiver when you count money. "

Girlfriend: "This shows that your facial muscles are spasmodic. When you go to the hospital to count money, I will see if your muscles are shaking. "

I slowly picked up the crystal bag under my feet, and now it is so nutritious.

Inviting two business backbones to eat and drink is the most embarrassing thing I have ever encountered in my life.

Huang Xiao and Xiao Li are technical experts in our unit, and I especially like them. One weekend, I specially invited them to dinner and drink, and also invited some friends who drank to accompany me.

I arrived first with some drinkers and reserved two seats for Huang Xiao and Xiao Li. They refused to sit together all the time. I smiled and said, make yourself at home, don't care so much, we are all friends. Just sit around for dinner and wine.

The two were forced to sit together, but they were silent, ignoring each other and not toasting each other. I thought they had any contradictions, so I wanted to take the opportunity to coordinate and hold a glass and say that we are all colleagues in the same unit. If there is a gap, make it clear. Be a man, be generous and have a drink to solve the problem.

They glared at me, and out of my kindness, they picked up their glasses and drank them off, saying nothing more. I was bored, so I had to talk and laugh with other friends, boxing and drinking.

At this moment, a friend took me aside and said that Xiao Huang's wife was Xiao Li's ex-wife, and Xiao Li's wife was Xiao Huang's ex-wife. They have a lot of grievances. You invite them together and arrange to sit together for dinner and drinking. Do you think they can be happy?

To tell you the truth, I didn't mean to. I really didn't know they had this wonderful situation. I wanted to explain it to my face, but I really didn't know how to say it, so I had to pretend to be rude and end it hastily.

This thing really embarrassed me. I'm Nong Liang, from my home, for reference only.

When I was in junior high school, a female classmate came to my house and was chatting. Father came home, he panicked, pushed the girl to his room and closed the door. I was going to talk to my dad, and then I went back to my room to avoid him. Unexpectedly, I locked the door. Seeing that I couldn't open it, my father took the key and opened the door. He saw my classmate sitting on the bed [laughing and crying].

When I first started working, I was divided into dormitories, and men and women lived on the first floor. Next door to us is the boys' dormitory, which uses the bathroom and toilet.

On the same floor, the commuting time is the same. We often meet, one after another, mingle with boys, and often eat, drink and have fun together.

Once I went to the toilet, I saw the door open and pushed it directly. I saw the man squatting in the toilet, facing the door, and saw everything. Oh, my God! The face turned red.

To tell the truth, I didn't fall in love in college at that time. I am simple and always keep my distance from the opposite sex. For an idiot like me, it is always embarrassing to encounter such a thing.

That colleague, my god, he doesn't look embarrassed at all, and he still has a smile on his face. At that time, I didn't understand. I stayed where I was for two or three seconds before I realized that I closed the door again.

Since that incident, that colleague has told others to close the door when going to the toilet every day, saying that I should not see it. I was embarrassed then.

After this, I was careful not to open the door so rashly.

What was your last embarrassing experience? Glad to answer your question! My friend's son got married on May 1st. A few days ago, he informed me to attend the wedding in Yancheng Wangfu Hotel on May 1. I sat down with my friends' relatives to drink and chat, and then the bride toasted. All the relatives attending the wedding gave the bride red envelopes, which was the most embarrassing thing for me. I forgot to leave them at home.

The first time I was so embarrassed was in high school.

When I was in high school, I was lucky enough to be the vice president. The headmaster's monitor was a girl (as we used to call it there).

It coincided with the hit of a military TV series (basically among boys), so the boys called me "class vice" half jokingly, and I happily agreed.

Before long, members of the class committee and the class teacher held a regular meeting to reflect the class situation. At the end of the report, the class teacher said, "Is there anything else to add?" I saw the monitor hesitate again and again, and finally got up the courage to say, "I think some male students in the class have different words and deeds." The class teacher also wondered: "Oh? Didn't you just say everything was fine? What's wrong? " The monitor pointed at me, lowered his head and blushed and said, "The boy called him the head teacher, but he still agreed. If he is a class teacher, then I am not a class teacher? "

After listening, even the teacher and other class committees rolled with laughter. I blushed with embarrassment, my ears were hot, and I was incoherent: "Uh-huh, oh, no, this, uh-huh, oh." . . "

Later, the class teacher used a high-sounding and acceptable reason at the class meeting, asking everyone not to call me class vice. However, the real reason soon spread like wildfire. My "head teacher" hat is really solid.

At the beginning of the year, I attended a classmate's wedding and sat at a table with this blushing little girl. The groom's official toasted around the table, watching us laugh until we burst into tears, holding the table and keeping back. If we have to tell this story to his wife, everyone will boo. After all, I am old and thick-skinned. Now I don't feel embarrassed when I'm booing. If you don't blush or jump, just laugh.

It should be cute to think about blushing at that time, haha.

My most embarrassing experience was to take a bath in the bathhouse in the northeast. Men rub both sides, women should rub all sides, even the key parts, because the body structure is different.

Bathing in the bathhouse is a very comfortable thing, and bathing is a culture in Northeast China. There is a saying in the northeast that if you come to the northeast, you will come to the northeast for nothing without taking a bath in the bathhouse. As a northeast person, it is a waste for the northeast not to take a bath in the bathhouse.

Northeasters and southerners have different baths. The weather in the south is sultry and easy to sweat. Southerners take a bath almost every day. They bathe in water, put on a little shower gel, and then rinse off the foam. It only takes ten minutes to take a bath.

However, it is not so simple for the northeast people to take a bath, and it takes a long time. Northeasters like to take a bath in the bathhouse, where they can take a bath, take a bath and massage. The whole process lasted about an hour, although it was long, it was very comfortable.

My wife and I have been to the Northeast once before. When I first arrived in the northeast, my wife said that she wanted to go to the bathhouse in the northeast to experience it and see what it was like to take a bath in the northeast. So after we packed up, we couldn't wait to go to the bathhouse.

Because this is our first time to go to the bathhouse, we don't know anything. We were very curious when we went in. We look here and feel there as if we have never seen the world before. When the owner of the bathhouse saw us like this, he came over and greeted us warmly. He said that judging from their looks, it should be their first time.

I told my boss: We are from the south. This is our first time here. I heard that the bath service in the bathhouse in Northeast China is very good, so I want to come and experience it.

The boss said, then you have come to the right place. In the northeast, bathhouses are divided into three grades, namely, advanced, intermediate and low. The service corresponding to each level is different. The higher the level, the better the service. I am an advanced bathhouse with good service, luxurious decoration and many entertainment facilities. You can rest in it after taking a shower.

I asked my boss what he recommended. The boss said: Since this is your first visit, please try our standard set meal, including bathing and breast massage. Many first-time guests will become our repeat customers after trying this package. This set meal is not only pleasant to experience, but also very cheap. Men only want 20 yuan, and women only want 30 yuan.

After listening to it, I don't quite understand. I asked my boss why women charge ten dollars more than men.

The boss explained: you don't know this. When taking a bath in a bathhouse in the northeast, a man can massage by rubbing it before and after. It's easier and faster to rub both sides, but women are different. Because women's body structure is different, it takes longer than men to rub four sides, back and forth.

My wife and I both thought what the boss said was reasonable, so we chose the set meal recommended by him. He brought us two're signs from the counter, and then asked the waiter to take us into the bathhouse. The men's bathhouse and the women's bathhouse are separate, not on the first floor. The men's bathhouse is on the second floor and the women's bathhouse is on the third floor.

It was winter when we went to the northeast to play. It was so cold that we were all shivering outside. But after entering the bathhouse, we didn't feel a little cold. It's steaming and very warm inside. After going in, we just want to stay inside, not to come out.

I just entered the bathhouse, and everyone in the bathhouse looked at me. At that moment, I was embarrassed and a little shy. I hung my head and didn't know what to do. Fortunately, the bather came and told me to take a bath in the bath before taking a bath.

I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Fortunately, those people didn't keep staring at me, just took a look. I pretended to walk over and found a place to sit down. I closed my eyes and soaked for ten minutes before I got up.

The washerwoman laid me flat on the washtub and asked me if I had brought a towel. I said no, and then he took out a rough towel and began to rub it on me. The washerwoman rubbed hard and my skin turned red. I feel a little pain. I told him not to rub it so hard, and he said, you have to rub it hard to clean it, or it will be white. I have been putting up with it. He rubbed it for a long time, and I didn't feel any pain.

He rubbed a lot of dirt on me. It was dark. It looks like a "dazzling leg-stretching pill" rubbed by Jigong. He asked me to wash the dirt off my body with clean water and then give me a massage. When he massaged me, he pressed it comfortably and made me almost fall asleep. It took me about 30 minutes to finish it all.

I went back to the lobby on the first floor and waited for my wife to come out. When the boss saw me coming out, he came to chat with me. He asked me how my experience was. I said it was very comfortable, especially during massage. This 20 yuan is well spent.

After talking for more than 20 minutes, my wife came out. I saw her face flushed and asked her how she felt.

She said: the massage is very comfortable, but it is a bit embarrassing when taking a shower. Bathing workers even wipe key places.

There is no bath in the women's bathhouse. They bathed in wooden barrels. Many people bring their own bath towels. They said it would be more hygienic to wipe with their own bath towels. My wife and I didn't bring anything. When we take a bath, we use the bath towel provided by the bath worker.

Wife watches others take a bath, so she wipes it with a bath towel. She didn't make a bath towel, so she wiped it with her hands. After wiping a little dirt, she was called up by her aunt who took a bath.

Aunt Bathymen laid a piece of plastic cloth on the bath bed, then let her lie flat on it and asked her if she wanted to add five yuan. Try rubbing it with red wine.

She thought for a moment, but she had never heard of anyone taking a bath with red wine. It felt strange, but she had heard of using milk, so she told the aunt of the bath worker that it would be fine to wipe it with milk without adding money.

After pouring some milk for her, Aunt Bath took out a bath towel and wiped it from her neck. After rubbing for a while, a lot of dirt came out, and she smelled a smell of milk.

Aunt told her that rubbing with milk can make the skin more tender and smooth, and it will leave a faint milk fragrance on the skin after rubbing.

She also asked the aunt of the bath worker what effect it had with red wine. The aunt of the bath worker said that rubbing with red wine can beautify the face, promote blood circulation and speed up metabolism. Many women like to rub with red wine.

Because it's my first time to go to the bathhouse, I'm not used to it and I'm very nervous. Moreover, Aunt Bath Worker has great strength, which makes her feel very painful. She was embarrassed to say it for fear that others would laugh at her.

Fortunately, the aunt looked a little ugly when she bathed, and the rubbing strength was not that great, and the feeling was not that bad. She rubbed it, suddenly in a key place. She shivered and quickly asked her aunt to take a bath and wipe other places.

Speaking of Aunt Guo, she glanced at him and then rubbed her other places. Before and after wiping, she patted her leg, told her to lie on her side and wiped her side. But after several times, she didn't respond. She didn't react until she called after her.

After wiping, the washerwoman's aunt asked her to wash the dirty things off her body with clear water. After washing, she can go to the sauna first and then get a massage.

She is sweating, and she is sweating all over. The whole person is relaxed. When giving her a massage, she fell asleep unconsciously because it was very comfortable. After the massage, the masseur's aunt woke her up.

Taking a bath in the bathhouse in the northeast is really comfortable, especially massage, which is addictive. I often want to massage once. We stayed in the northeast for five days and went there for five days.

The first time I took a bath in a bathhouse in Northeast China was my most embarrassing experience. Northeasters take a bath in a very special way, and southerners are not necessarily used to it. Southerners usually bathe themselves at home, but there are many bathhouses in the northeast, and many southerners will feel embarrassed and nervous when they go for the first time.

Especially when those people in the bathhouse look at themselves, they are not only embarrassed, but also shy. A northeast person told me that it was all psychological. There's nothing to be embarrassed about in the bathhouse. You wash yours and I'll wash mine. It's really hard, so it's much better to close your eyes or chat with everyone.

I chatted with them at that time, and I didn't feel embarrassed when chatting. If people who go to the bathhouse for the first time feel embarrassed, they can try to chat with you, which is very useful.