Laugh to death an absurd sentence

1, interesting soul emotion derailed, beautiful skin reality derailed.

Young people should not always think that pies will fall in the sky, but should be down-to-earth and maybe find money on the ground?

Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

4. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

6. I hate this world of looking at faces, so I don't know who really loves me.

7. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning one day and lying down for one year.

8. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

9. I just want to say that my parents suspect me of puppy love. You overestimate my ability.

10, what is the highest state of the light bulb? Even if two men and one woman walk down the street, three people will feel like light bulbs!

1 1. At our age, we must wear a helmet when riding an electric car, or we will be recognized by students driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

12. Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

13. In my mother's eyes, the origin of all diseases is because I don't drink water, eat vegetables and go to bed early.

14, the world of myopia: one meter, facial distortion, five meters, regardless of gender, ten meters, disowned by six parents, twenty meters, regardless of human and animal.

15. Why do good-looking girls have money to spend? Because there is an appointment for retouching on Girls' Day, time is money.

lyrics

1、

Ugly people live long, and handsome people grow old quickly.

I'd rather be ugly, positive and cute.

Ugliness leads to longevity, while fatness leads to prosperity.

I'd rather be an ordinary person and be with you.

-Wang Qiqi's "Ugly and Longevity"

2、

Although she sent me roses, I really didn't sleep with her last night.

She took a taxi to take me back to the hotel. When I entered the room, I told her that you should go home.

-Jiang "Really Didn't Sleep"

3、

If I were a dj, would you love me?

-Wang Yilong "Midnight dj"

4、

In our time, our growth lacks love and calcium.

Riding 28 miles with a child in love 1000!

You weren't weaned at 20,

Very clever young man, but he can't tell the difference!

-Flower band "Everyone loves the post-80s generation"

5、

There are 10 men, 7 stupid 8 stupid 9 bad, 1 personally love them.

-Tao Jingying's "Sister and Sister Stand Up"

6、

It rained in Tokyo and got wet in Paris.

-Chris Lee "See you at the next intersection"

7、

Don't dig around. Trends need to be tapped.

-JJ Lin's "No Tide, No Money"

8、

The fire you sprayed is my style.

-May's fire

9、

Don't melt your tears. How can I remember when you spent all your cosmetics?

-The longest movie in Jay Chou.

10、

I didn't know until I made friends with you for many years that my tears were not only for you, but also for others.

-Ten years in Eason Chan.

market quotations

1. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

2. If you don't listen, you don't understand, if you understand, you don't do it, you make a mistake, you don't recognize it, you don't change it, you don't accept it, and you don't say it! What do you want me to say about you?

3, the character is just a little bit, remember to leave some flowers, it is shameful to squander.

I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.

Yuanyang will envy our love, honey will envy our sweetness, and butterfly will be moved by our lingering. Dear, it's good to have you! I want to love you all my life!

6. I am just a qualified foodie, and my stomach is disappointing.

I once naively thought that money can buy friendship, love and anything you need. I didn't know until I grew up that money can really buy what you need, but I don't have money.

8. I am in a regular state every day Don't wake up in the morning, don't wake up in the afternoon, fight chicken blood at night, and regret at midnight.

9. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

10, woman, it's made of water and I'm made of concrete.