A sketch about self-discipline

Hou San, male, in his thirties, is the owner of a boutique clothing house.

The old aunt, in her fifties, is the mother of the hotel owner.

Qi Mu

The old aunt held the cat in her arms: she was born a coolie, unable to enjoy happiness and sit on the bench. If you don't work for a few days, it must be either a headache or a minor illness! Otherwise, what great philosopher would say that? The great philosopher Confucius! Haven't you heard? Confucius said: Life lies in exercise! Reform and opening up have developed very well, and my daughter has earned a lot of money by farming. I really want to stay at home for the elderly, but this son is looking for something! What? what can I do for you? You said my son's hotel is quite big, but he can't save money all year round! Why! A: Everyone pays taxes! This is not to make my son answer correctly and not pay taxes. How can I answer correctly? It's too expensive to buy cigarettes and wine, so I have to take out my own kitten and answer correctly! Oh, here we are! (Dangdang knocks at the door)

Yulan: Coming, coming! (Opening the door) Auntie, why are you here?

Aunt: I didn't hear that your dog was lost! I brought it for you!

Yulan looked at the cat in surprise: Aunt? My family lost a dog! What are you doing with a cat?

Aunt: Oh, you don't know, son! If you lose a dog, you have to send a cat! Haven't you heard? Cats kill dogs, but the more they cross, the more they lose puppies! The harder it is!

Yulan: Really? Do you have this? Then fuck the old aunt! Tiebin, come out and see who's here!

Zhou Tiebin: Oh, old aunt, why are you so free! Aunt, please take me to pour tea!

Aunt: Don't be busy!

Zhou Tiebin went to pour tea.

Yulan: Oh, aunt, Tie Bin said two days ago that the conditions were not good when we first entered the city, which didn't cause you any less trouble. He said that I would definitely visit you in the future and repay you well!

Aunt: I can't repay you. I'm not bringing a cat! Oh, my God, this cat is no ordinary cat. He has orthodox royal blood! His ancestors were also named royal cats by Emperor Kangxi!

Yulan: Imperial Cat, isn't that Zhan Zhao? Oh, aunt, I dare not pull this cat when you say that! This is too expensive!

Aunt: What is so valuable? What should I do now that my nephew and son-in-law are all big officials? Then you have to help!

Yulan: Auntie, that's all you do. Then you are my aunt, and it is wrong to do something for you! Say something!

Aunt: That's the way it is! Doesn't your brother own a hotel? This hotel is not allowed to pay taxes! Then taxes don't cost money! Your brother has come up with a trick that costs nothing. He got a work permit. He said that as long as he has this permit, he doesn't have to pay taxes anywhere!

Yulan: Did my brother get a work permit? My brother hasn't even been to work. What can he do with a work permit?

Aunt: Don't worry! Anyway, just tell Tie Bin to turn a blind eye and let it go!

Zhou Tiebin is carrying water; Aunt, this can't be done. I can live up to my conscience in this dress. I can't do anything that violates discipline and law!

Aunt: Oh, I won't let you work in vain!

Zhou Tiebin: Auntie, it's not about money! Aunt, if I promise you today, the national tax revenue will be damaged. As a party member, I am sorry for the cultivation of the party and the country! Me. .

Aunt: Pull! Don't give me that crap! I'm just asking you, will you help me or not?

Zhou Tiebin: Auntie, I will never help you with this!

Yulan: Aunt Tiebin has his difficulties!

Aunt: OK, you wolves, you ungrateful things! I can't beg you. I can't leave yet!

Yulan (pulling the old lady): Auntie, don't be angry! Please let me explain!

Aunt: Explain what? Please, don't shed crocodile tears! You are not a good bird either! (Say that finish and go out)

After listening to the old lady, Yulan burst into tears: Zhou Tiebin, you. . . You . What kind of life do you want me to live with you? You offend people and say something every day, which makes me scared all day. I really hope you are busy at work and don't go home every day. I am both a father and a mother. You can say that you are busy and you earn money! Look at the money you earn. It is not enough to spend every month. Why don't I suffer from you? But where are the children? Do you know what the child asked me yesterday? The child asked my mother what KFC was. Do you know how I felt then? This day, this day is really impossible! (Say that finish quickly open the door and walk out the door)

Zhou Tiebin sighed alone in the room. This article comes from the essay network:

Hou San hugged a dog: there are many ideas for getting rich, so you don't have to pull enough carts! (The following person puts on airs: bragging) What? Call me bragging? I tell you, I'm not bragging! I can't say anything else! When it comes to doing business, I weigh two kilograms more than others when I buckle my brain! There are no outsiders today. Let me tell you the secret of doing business! Tax evasion is a trick, tax evasion is a magic weapon! As long as you master these two points, be careful of your business thieves! Hey! But now these two! It is not reliable! The IRS has a new iron mouth! Catch the tax dodger! In the past two days, the tax bureau has been wandering around in front of my stall, probably eyeing me! Hum! He's chasing me, and I'm chasing him! I've already asked! His family recently lost a puppy! I am posting in the community to find a dog! I quickly bought the same puppy! As long as he takes my dog! I will let him get more than he expected! (comes to the door and knocks)

Zhou Tiebin: Yulan, come back and pull! Yulan (opens the door and sees Monkey 3) Who are you?

Monkey 3: My last name is Hou. I heard that your dog was lost! I just found one. See if this dog belongs to your family!

Zhou Tiebin: Oh, let me see! Comrade (leading the dog), come into the house quickly! Oh, my house is really screaming!

Zhou Tiebin fiddled with the dog: Hey, why did Wang Wang ignore me?

Monkey 3: Brother, the thing is, this dog accidentally fell in my house and may have lost his memory!

Zhou Tiebin: What? Dogs still have amnesia? (Touching the dog, looking at his hand and saying to Monkey Three) Comrade, this dog is not mine! Take it back!

Monkey 3: Why not?