Don't play jokes on April Fool's Day.

Don't joke on April Fool's Day. Many people like to joke on April Fool's Day, and April Fool's Day is coming soon. On this day, everyone likes to play jokes on each other, but we must pay attention to some jokes. Let's take a look at some jokes and related information on April Fool's Day.

Don't joke with 1 1 on April Fool's Day, and joke with leaders.

Leadership is the leader of your career and the decider of promotion, which needs respect. Don't play jokes on them on April Fool's Day. Because it will be considered disrespectful, it will leave a bad impression on leaders and sometimes affect promotion.

2. Break up with your lover.

Some people think that this day can be a joke, so they will break up with their girlfriends, but no partner doesn't mind this. Even on April Fool's Day, who knows whether to tell the truth on April Fool's Day? This is a joke. Be careful to restore single dog.

Don't base your happiness on the pain of others.

Some people feel inferior because of physical disabilities and injuries. These places are like scales of dragons. Do not touch them. Don't joke about other people's defects and injuries, you will be beaten.

4. Don't have a joke that will cause your friends great trouble.

Some people joke without discretion, such as telling a girl with a friend's mobile phone, or letting a friend run a long way to pick you up, which will bring a lot of trouble or hurt friends, and sometimes they will lose friends because of these jokes.

Don't joke with people who are usually serious and don't like joking.

Some people don't like joking, so don't get bored, or you may be scolded.

6. Don't joke about endangering public order and public safety.

Some people like to call 1 10 and joke that there are traffic accidents, robberies and dangerous goods on the plane. Or call 1 19 to say that there is a fire somewhere. If you are not careful, you will violate the criminal law. Be careful when eating in prison. Don't joke about it.

Don't play jokes on April Fool's Day. 2. Don't joke about "cheating"

"Xiaoming lied that there was a bomb at the airport, which caused panic and dozens of planes were grounded."

Legal basis: violation of criminal law-"crime of fabricating and intentionally spreading false terrorist information"

Punishment standard: Whoever commits this crime shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than five years, criminal detention or public surveillance; If serious consequences are caused, they shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than five years.

Second, people can't joke.

"Xiao Ming's pursuit of female colleagues in the hotel failed, so he joked that he would take his photo as a sign of the hotel's female bathroom."

Legal basis: violation of the general principles of civil law-infringement of portrait rights.

Punishment standard: Citizens whose portrait rights have been infringed have the right to demand to stop the infringement, restore their reputation, eliminate the influence, apologize and demand compensation for losses.

Third, the fake alarm joke can't be played.

"Xiao Ming was bored after drinking and called the police to say that someone was fighting at the gate of the hotel. After the public security organs went to the police to verify, they found that there was no such thing. "

Legal basis: violation of the Law on Public Security Administration Punishment-"disturbing the order of organs, organizations, enterprises and institutions, resulting in work, production, business, medical care, teaching and scientific research not being carried out normally, but not causing serious losses ..."

Punishment standard: warning or fine below 200 yuan; If the circumstances are serious, they shall be detained for not less than five days but not more than ten days, and may also be fined not more than 500 yuan.

Fourth, insulting paragraphs cannot be opened.

"Xiao Ming failed to pursue Xiaohong, so people in the same factory often take this matter to' stimulate' Xiao Ming. After dinner, Xiaoming insulted Xiaohong by kissing in public. Xiaohong was ashamed and angry, and immediately jumped off the building and caused serious injuries. "

Legal basis: violation of criminal law-"insult crime"

Punishment standard: If the circumstances are serious, they shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of political rights.

Five, robbery jokes can't be played.

"Xiao Ming imitated the robbers on TV and stopped passers-by with a knife and asked him to hand over the money. After passers-by were afraid to hand over the money, Xiao Ming told passers-by that he was joking. "

Legal basis: violation of criminal law-"robbery"

Punishment standard: those who commit this crime shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of more than 3 years 10 years and fined; Whoever robs a house shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 10 years, life imprisonment or death. And impose a fine or confiscation of property.

Don't joke on April Fool's Day. Fools have taboos on time.

No matter who it is, April Fool's jokes can only be played until noon 12, which is a strict rule by convention. People who have fun after noon are more stupid than those who are teased by them. People who joke after midnight will immediately find themselves in trouble.

In fact, from the perspective of traditional geomantic omen in China, you can't play pranks at 3 pm. Therefore, it is not an exaggeration to think that it is actually before 3 pm.

If a friend ignores the taboo of time on April Fool's Day and goes his own way regardless, then I believe his or her fortune will plummet thereafter. Friends must be cautious, first of all, we must grasp the time and never play too much.

Don't play jokes on April Fool's Day.

1 For example, Zhang San informed Li Si Wang Er that something had happened and went to a hospital quickly. This stupid way will bring fortune errors to both parties and lead to emotional problems in health care.

2. Fools on April Fool's Day cannot involve politics, military affairs, economy, etc. Even some news, such as where Malaysia Airlines went, can't fool people, remember!

3. April Fool's Day can't make political jokes or scary jokes.

4. Make careful wishes on April Fool's Day. No matter what you wish, no matter where you wish, I suggest you try to avoid this day and make a wish.

5. Don't give gifts on April Fool's Day. No matter what the reason, you should be careful when giving gifts on April Fool's Day, otherwise it won't be a "light gift". It is even more wrong to give expensive gifts on April Fool's Day.

6. Don't celebrate your birthday on April Fool's Day. If someone happens to have a birthday on April 1, then avoid April Fool's Day. I suggest you: first, stagger the time, such as the birthday at the end of March or April 2. Do you want to convert the solar calendar 1 of the year you were born into the lunar calendar and celebrate your birthday on the basis of the lunar calendar?

7. Carefully negotiate on April Fool's Day. Whether it is business negotiations or other negotiations, we should try to avoid negotiations on April Fool's Day to prevent accidents.

8. Don't talk about love on April Fool's Day. Please note that the word "love" here refers to the expression of love. For example, Zhang San has always admired Li Si, and he made his confession on April Fool's Day. Then, the consequences can be imagined.

9. Don't move on April Fool's Day. From a psychological point of view, because April Fool's Day is almost all over the world, it is better to move another day.

10, don't change your wallet on April Fool's Day. Psychologists believe that your wallet is your money, so if you want to change your wallet in time, you should do it another day. Similarly, friends are advised not to buy wallets or safes on this day, and it is best for the company not to change or take up the position of chief financial officer or supervisor on this day, otherwise the effect will be very bad.

What are the taboos on April Fool's Day?

Friends who want to sweep graves are forbidden.

Every April Fool's Day also happens to be the traditional Tomb-Sweeping Day in China. Therefore, if you are a friend who is going to worship ancestors and sweep graves on April 2, remind you not to participate in the "fool" activity on April Fool's Day, otherwise it will affect the activities of worshipping ancestors and sweeping graves on the next day, leading to bad consequences. Friends should remember to remember!

Friends who are too old to commit crimes this year have taboos.

Friends who are too old to commit crimes are not allowed to participate in April Fool's pranks. This year, friends who belong to sheep, rats, cows, dogs and tigers all have this taboo, because they are old and will not commit crimes, that is, they cannot "play tricks on people" on April Fool's Day this year. Ignore this taboo, then, you will suddenly add a lot of trouble.

Maybe some friends will ask: Is it not good for others to be "fools"? The answer is: no problem. Because that's someone else's aura, not yours. If the other person is one of these constellations, it will be the other person, not you.