I want to keep a Samoyed dog, but I work from nine to five. Can I buy one?

Hehe, the most important thing to keep a dog is time, but in your current situation, it's not bad to want to keep it! First of all, we should make the following preparations:

1. Early morning: whether it is weekends, May Day holidays, New Year's Eve, weddings, funerals, auspicious days in the Yellow River; Whether it's playing cards all night, confessing all night, reading all night, watching porn all night; After listening to the rain all night, I had a spring dream in Wushan and drank the leftover wine that I couldn't sell all night. . . . . . As long as you don't want your dreams to smell of misty shit, you'd better get up quickly and take the dog out to shit.

2. It's still early in the morning, a normal day: it doesn't matter to brush your teeth; It doesn't matter to wash your face; Hush, it's really people licking the toilet on the dog's front legs. People stand under your legs and stick their heads in the toilet. Anxious to go to work, afraid of being late? Don't be busy: You don't want to train your dog to challenge david brian's hunger strike record, do you? Water and dog food must be prepared before departure; You don't want to go home at night and step on dog urine, do you? You have to brush the dog toilet and change the gasket before you go; You don't want to go home and wash sheets and quilts every night, do you? Then don't forget to close the bedroom door before you leave; You can go out now. Think about what else you left behind. By the way, put your slippers higher, or even if you can find them when you come back at night, they must be dogs.

Go home at night, and you will get the warmest welcome in the world. It will pounce on you, lick you, rub you and bite you; Just like I haven't seen you for a century, I miss you, with teeth, tongue, saliva and claws; I just don't care if you wear Dzheniya today.

4. Want to have a holiday? Yes; The seaside? Between the mountains? Country? Both will do; Just say hello, "Can you take the dog?" If you don't want to spend your wonderful holiday in constant worry about "your dog is bitten, abused and infected with diseases in the pet foster home", you'd better fight with the kennel, dog food, dog basin and your dog.

You finally tried your best, you were depressed, sunny and smoked. Please eat and drink, please be happy to take gifts, and finally cheat a MM to go home. Music red wine with sweet words, and finally MM amateurs undress; You are full of emotions, high morale and hard work; At this time, your dog jumped up, thinking that you were bullying others, and volunteered to help you. I saw it jumping up and down, barking and licking tofu for shame; MM smiled on the spot, and you were discouraged on the spot.

6. It is a thief, and always lets you find out what is missing when you need it; It is a robber. Anything you accidentally drop in front of it will be taken away by it like an arrow and then dropped. It is a rogue, and the bowl given to it is obviously full of food, but as long as your mouth begins to chew, it will immediately pounce on your bowl; It is a destroyer, sheets, wall covering, carpets, table corners, chair legs, you can't expect it to let anything go; Leather sofa? Just kidding, the animal that provides skin must be its enemy for generations. If it dies, it will tear your skin! He is a troublemaker, tripping the old lady and scaring the children; At 2 o'clock in the morning, it will be very interested in hosting its own Olympic Games, regardless of the fact that the sisters downstairs are crazy to call the police; He is a dirty ghost. He never knew that tukela and greasy braised pork in flowerpots could not be enjoyed in bed. If you can accept all of the above, congratulations, any other concerns are no longer a problem, don't worry! However, don't just heat for three minutes. Many people like dogs, but they can't keep them. The reason is that they are afraid of trouble. If they are kept for a long time, they won't have the freshness as before. This is very bad for dogs. You know, dogs may be just a part of you, but you are everything to them. Never ignore them!