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Zhao Benshan: Honey, I’m back!

Haiyan: Old man, you are back. You are doing well.

Zhao Benshan: Very good, very good.

Haiyan: Honey, I have good news to tell you, you are happy!

Zhao Benshan: What?

Haiyan: I’m so happy!

Zhao Benshan: Stop making trouble, you are already fifty, what else is there to be happy about?

Haiyan: It’s not me who is happy, it’s you who are happy. Damn old man, you hit the jackpot.

Zhao Benshan: Me?

Haiyan: Six hundred thousand.

Zhao Benshan: Do you have a fever? What prize did I win?

Haiyan: Why do I have a fever? The Tieling TV station is broadcasting it continuously, but you have been waiting there for half an afternoon. It was captured on a surveillance video. Just you in front of a long table. That's it. I'll give you the money and give you a ticket. That invoice won the prize.

Zhao Benshan: What happened before? How come I don't know? Which invoice?

Haiyan: No, I even saw you carrying your coat in your shoulder bag. What about the invoice?

Zhao Benshan: Ang?

Haiyan: Oh my god, isn’t this it! Haha, I already have the invoice number in my hand. I'm right, oh, it's exactly the same. Honey, six hundred thousand. Six hundred thousand!

Zhao Benshan: Is it true or false? Where to get it?

Haiyan: Look...there's no address here. Red Romantic Leisure Bathing and Sauna Center, the consumption amount is twelve thousand and seven yuan. Have you taken a shower?

Zhao Benshan: It’s time to take a shower, hehe~ Let’s go and get it then

Haiyan: Don’t rush to get it yet, then why spend so much money?

Zhao Benshan: It wasn’t me who spent the money, it was our boss who asked me to take a bath during the Chinese New Year. You see I got my money back. If you leave in October, it’s 18,000 yuan. I’ll give it all to you. Oh my god, where are these?

Haiyan: No, have you washed it?

Zhao Benshan: I’ll wash it.

Haiyan: Then why spend so much money?

Zhao Benshan: You don’t care how much money you spend. What you get is much more than what you spend. You still...

Haiyan: No, when someone treats you, you can’t do it with all your strength, right?

Zhao Benshan: No, you doubt me?

Haiyan: I don’t doubt you. After all these years, I still don’t understand you! The key point is that you said we should go and receive the award. If a reporter asks you, sir, how did you win the award? I said I went to take a shower, I spent 12,000, and I won 600,000. How much do you spend on bathing?

Zhao Benshan: It’s really hard to get this money, so why don’t we give it up?

Haiyan: It’s okay if you don’t want to! Why don't you show up on TV?

Zhao Benshan: Oops, I remembered it. Three people, including our village Liu Laosi and his son Liu Laosu.

Haiyan: Three people wash 12,000, and one person washes 4,000.

Zhao Benshan: What about Doha?

Haiyan: Are they back?

Zhao Benshan: Come back, come back with me.

Haiyan: Call him over quickly, right?

Zhao Benshan: I’ll give him a call. This is indeed a matter. On the phone: Fourth brother, are you home yet? Don't go into the house, you and your son, Lao Wu, come here, ah, what, your sister-in-law said something has gone wrong, come here quickly.

Haiyan: Current pair.

Zhao Benshan: When faced with it, hurry up. Just tell the truth when you come here. Hurry up~~!

Liu Xiaoguang appears: Go quickly, go quickly!

Tian Wa appears: Dad, what happened?

Liu Xiaoguang: What about that? Your uncle asked me to go there.

Tian Wa: We haven’t gotten home yet. Why is it so urgent?

Liu Xiaoguang: Your uncle is very urgent to call. Say~ something is wrong. Son, please don't talk when you get there, do you hear me? Your aunt's character makes me jealous.

Tian Wa: Then I won’t go.

Liu Xiaoguang: Can you not go? It’s about the three of us.

Tian Wa: Then what should she ask me about?

Liu Xiaoguang: If I ask you, just say you don’t know! sister in law?

Haiyan: The fourth child is here? Sit down!

Zhao Benshan: Stand up! Can you two save me some trouble? What are you doing? ...

Haiyan: Go over there...sit down, fourth child.

Liu Xiaoguang: Would you like to wish your aunt a happy New Year?

Tian Wa: Good evening, aunt!

Liu Xiaoguang: Chinese New Year

Zhao Benshan: It’s okay.

Haiyan: Fourth child? Is it going well outside?

Liu Xiaoguang: Is everything going well for us, son?

Tian Wa: I, I don’t know either.

Zhao Benshan: Whether it goes well or not, why doesn’t it go well?

Liu Xiaoguang, Tian Wa: Good luck!

Haiyan: How much will it cost?

Liu Xiaoguang: Brother, how much money should I get back?

Zhao Benshan: How much money you get back is yours. I paid all the money. We both have more.

Haiyan: I talk a lot...

Liu Xiaoguang: Sister-in-law, my eldest brother and I talk a lot.

Haiyan: Isn’t there a number if there are more on one side? How much money did you get back?

Liu Xiaoguang: What do you think?

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? What are you asking people to guess? Just say as much as you want, oh my god. Even if nothing happens, something will happen to you.

Haiyan: Too many words...

Liu Xiaoguang: Son, how much money do I get back?

Tian Wa: I don’t know!

Liu Xiaoguang: How about leaving it with your mother?

Tian Wa: Don’t scare me. Isn’t my mother dead?

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? His mother has been dead for twenty years! Your sister-in-law also knows. Why are you so upset? Just say it, that's not the case.

Liu Xiaoguang: Oh, then I will get back 30,000 yuan.

Haiyan: That’s right.

Zhao Benshan: Huh? Did you work overtime?

Liu Xiaoguang: Brother, have you lost your money?

Zhao Benshan: Why, I lost my money, how can you get back 30,000? Have you saved it? Where is your money?

Liu Xiaoguang: My money, I~ I haven’t saved it yet, isn’t this a pile of three! Don't leave this here.

Tian Wa: Dad, where is my money?

Liu Xiaoguang: This is not here, this is.

Zhao Benshan: Isn’t it the two of you? Together, you two are worth 30,000.

Tian Wa: Angry.

Liu Xiaoguang: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: How old are you?

Tian Wa: Twelve thousand.

Zhao Benshan: What about you?

Liu Xiaoguang: I am 18,000.

Zhao Benshan: Isn’t this right?

Liu Xiaoguang: That’s right, I’m going back. Oops, make me sweat all over.

Zhao Benshan: No, there is nothing wrong with me. Sit there! Just ask him directly. Just take a shower.

Haiyan: Fourth, you guys went to take a shower.

Liu Xiaoguang: Which time?

Zhao Benshan: How many times should we wash in a day, kid?

Tian Wa: Don’t we always wash?

Zhao Benshan: I always wash in public baths. Last but not least, in the first half of the month, Mr. Wu treated us the most harshly.

Tian Wa: Ah~ That time, it was red and romantic.

Haiyan: Yes, Hong Romantic, yes~

Liu Xiaoguang: Ah, then Boss Wu invites you back.

Zhao Benshan: Yes!

Liu Xiaoguang: Oops, that one who knows how to wash, Boss Wu really doesn’t treat us as outsiders, Wu~... Big brother, say no to this?

Zhao Benshan: Just say it, just say it quickly and stop making trouble.

Tian Wa: Ang, let me tell you. My dad couldn't understand. Auntie, red is romantic, so good. I still think about it in my dreams now, but I won’t talk about it in that place. That security guard is so cool, I just want to be a security guard. Mr. Wu pulled us to open the door and as soon as we came in, look at the security guard~~ saluting! ! ! Come, there is a parking space in the yard, come, follow me, turn the steering wheel to the right... fall, fall, fall, bang! Okay~! Go forward~Mr. Wu’s one~...

Liu Xiaoguang: You~sit down~sit down... I’ll learn from Gulu. Listen to me, sister-in-law, you really should let my elder brother , take you out to see things.

As long as I look like this, the bathtub door always respects me. When I go to that station, the bathtub automatically opens. At that time, my eldest brother said, don't move, so I got in the elevator. We waited there for five minutes, but it didn't go up. I looked back and saw that there were a lot of people in the block. I heard someone making a noise. Hurry up. As time goes on, what are you doing standing there? I'll have a meeting upstairs in a while!

Tian Wa: No, that’s not right for you to call me dad. This is what people call: Good evening, sir. Welcome to Red Romance. Please take your slippers and sign and invite us upstairs. Three gentlemen~~~!

Liu Xiaoguang: This~this~hehehe~haha~yes, yes~yes~

Zhao Benshan: Yes, that’s it.

Liu Xiaoguang: This kid takes one look at you and thinks you are a security guard. Dad, if I spend some money, I will let you go.

Haiyan: Are you done~~~?

Liu Xiaoguang: I haven’t washed it yet.

Haiyan: How did you wash it?

Liu Xiaoguang: Ah, then wash it~ over there. Sister-in-law, that's really great. As soon as you enter that room, the mist is so clear, it's like the Queen Mother having a peach party. At that time, I took a closer look and saw that there was a big pool underneath. My eldest brother understands. My eldest brother said: Don’t move yet. Don’t make others laugh later. I’ll go in first and give you a sample. My eldest brother went up, went up to this, oh~uh~~~~oh~~~ouch...woo~~~...

Zhao Benshan: Let’s do it~.

Liu Xiaoguang: My eldest brother is just sitting on the inside. Sitting on the inside is like a small fish at this time. He came over and kissed my eldest brother’s leg. He was kissing my eldest brother at that time. Ouch, oh my god~ Ouch~~ Ouch~~... Ouch~yo~ Yeah~... No, what the hell is this? Oh~oh~oh! ! !

Haiyan: Stop! Who is Xiaoyun?

Zhao Benshan: It’s a small fish!

Haiyan: How old are you?

Zhao Benshan: I didn’t ask.

Haiyan: Bah~ Do you want that old face of yours? No matter how old you are, you kiss?

Zhao Benshan: No, what are you doing? Xiaoyu, not Xiaoyun. It’s to eat that fish! Now the fish eat people, and the small fish in the hot spring are so big that they eat their legs. What did you say? You tell your aunt.

Haiyan: I’m not happy to hear what you have to say. My child, you are good at what you say.

Tian Wa: Yes, it’s a fish. Swim that fish

Zhao Benshan: Look, fish!

Haiyan: Fish?

Tian Wa: Is that called Xiaoyu Hot Spring~

Haiyan: Chewing legs?

Tian Wa: Ah. It's itchy.

Haiyan: Is it over?

Tian Wa: I’m done, I don’t know anymore.

Liu Xiaoguang: How could you not know that your uncle’s blood pressure has stopped going up? After he finished, he went upstairs, and we went back to the construction site.

Tian Wa: Yes.

Haiyan: Have you two returned to the construction site?

Liu Xiaoguang: Ah!

Haiyan: You’re upstairs!

Zhao Benshan: Ah!

Haiyan: Spend twelve thousand.

Liu Xiaoguang: How much does it cost?

Haiyan: Fourth, my sister-in-law is not afraid of your jokes anymore. Your eldest brother went upstairs and spent 12,000. I'm leaving this invoice lying around, I won't take it for granted.

Liu Xiaoguang: Sister-in-law, what happened at that time. My eldest brother must have been confused because he went upstairs. He went upstairs, and my son and I saw that it was no longer interesting, so I said we should go back to the construction site. ~~Come on, I can’t take care of this~~

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing?

Liu Xiaoguang: Brother, I can’t help you with this matter, brother.

Zhao Benshan: Why can’t I help you? Did you say that you left without me?

Liu Xiaoguang: How can I explain it to you?

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing?

Liu Xiaoguang: Brother, tell me about you, why are you like this now? Mr. Wu, I believe you and asked you to give us a shower. Why did you spend so much money? Don't you abuse people?

Zhao Benshan: No, I still want to ask you two. How was this money spent?

Liu Xiaoguang: Who are you asking? Who are you asking? ~You are talking about this~~~

Zhao Benshan: Let me tell you, fourth child, if you do this next year, I won’t take you and me.

Liu Xiaoguang: Can we still go with you?

Zhao Benshan: You two, tell me the truth. This year, your sister-in-law is here, and if I talk to others, I will spend a penny by mistake~~~~

< p>Liu Xiaoguang:~~By God, I, Liu Laosi, did not spend a penny.

Tian Wa: I, Liu Laowu, have done nothing but catch some fish.

Zhao Benshan: What did you do? Ah, get up.

Liu Xiaoguang: Get up, you don’t have to kneel down for him~

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing?

Tian Wa: Fishing for fish.

Zhao Benshan: Did you catch the fish at the hot spring?

Tian Wa: Yes, just the leg biting one.

Zhao Benshan: That’s right, what’s wrong with you kid? What's the use of catching that fish, you?

Tian Wa: I didn’t want to fish it out. As soon as you put it in the pond, the fish would float up. When I saw that you had eaten your leg, you were poisoned, and I was afraid that others would punish you. I was kind enough to take a plastic bag and carry it back.

Zhao Benshan: You came back and brought it home. Is it useful?

Tian Wa: It’s useless. Don’t you enjoy the fried fish sauce?

Zhao Benshan: Is the fish sauce made with the fish on the legs?

Tian Wa: Ah.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, my God. That’s right, that fish is very expensive, my dear. That's the result of training. One is worth a thousand, and ten is worth ten thousand. How many fish did you catch?

Tian Wa: More than ten.

Zhao Benshan: That’s right.

Tian Wa: It’s not that expensive. I asked around, and you can buy a bunch of them for 100 yuan.

Liu Xiaoguang: Can you just stop talking? How much effort did your uncle put in to finally get it right? ~~~What are you doing~! !

Haiyan: Okay, I have a new understanding of you.

Zhao Benshan: Don’t, don’t, my wife, don’t listen to his nonsense. I'm telling you, let's not do this. You should know my character. Let them confuse me with what they said. Don't worry, don't get angry. We don't want the money. I won't take this bath from now on. I won't take a bath for a year, okay? From now on.

Haiyan: Wash away!

Zhao Benshan: Who is it? ~What are you doing?

Tian Wa: I don’t know.

Liu Xiaoguang: Big brother, is this your phone ring tone?

Zhao Benshan: Huh? Who is calling this number?

Liu Xiaoguang: If you can’t give me a birth number, can I go out and pick you up?

Zhao Benshan: Don’t make trouble, honey, let’s press the hands-free button. Let everyone listen. Who are you, cleaning and cleaning? Not allowed to be washed.

Manager Wu on the phone: Lao Zhao, this is the Chinese New Year. How about such a bad temper?

Zhao Benshan: Who are you?

Manager Wu on the phone: I’m Mr. Wu.

Zhao Benshan: Mr. Wu~~...ah~oh~oh~oh, I'm sorry, boss Wu, hello!

Manager Wu on the phone: Lao Zhao, do you know you won the lottery?

Zhao Benshan: I~I...I know it’s not about winning the lottery. Now I can’t explain anything when I come back. My wife will leave this part of the consumption that day~What should my wife tell you? Ah...be polite...~be polite...

Haiyan: Hello, that Mr. Wu?

Manager Wu on the phone: Hello, sister-in-law.

Haiyan: Hello, thank you. He takes good care of us. Your elder brother said that you will take him to take a bath when he comes back. Are you willing to spend money? It cost the three of them twelve thousand.

Manager Wu on the phone: Oh, sister-in-law, have you misunderstood? I invited sixty people, sixty migrant workers at our construction site. I thought about celebrating the New Year, asking them to take a bath and go home clean.

Zhao Benshan: Boss Wu, how many people can you name?

Manager Wu on the phone: Sixty people from our construction site have gone.

Zhao Benshan: Sixty people? So why didn't we watch?

Manager Wu on the phone: You went in batches, and you were the last batch.

Zhao Benshan: Oh my god, this is nonsense. Sixty people, then when I turn around, shall I give you the tickets? Is this the money you spent?

Manager Wu on the phone: Brother Zhao, I was watching TV. You left the next day. What if you left the night before? Maybe I won't win this prize.

Zhao Benshan: Yes~!

Manager Wu on the phone: So I think this is your luck. You should handle the money yourself!

Zhao Benshan: Oh, okay. Thank you, Mr. Wu. Oh my god, Mr. Wu! Oh my god.

Manager Wu on the phone: Remember~

Zhao Benshan: Huh?

Manager Wu on the phone: Bring me that invoice before you come back.

Zhao Benshan: Thank you, finally. We wish you a happy New Year and wish you a prosperous career and prosperous development in the new year. ~~~Maybe I gave up~...Oh my God, sixty people, sixty people! This guy gave me a torment, two hundred per person, two hundred sixty-two thousand.

Haiyan: Wife.

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing?

Haiyan: Come here.

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing?

Haiyan: I’ll give you three words~~~I’m sorry~~~I was wrong.

Zhao Benshan: It’s still wrong, don’t correct it in the future. ~...Why are you hanging around and not going home?

Haiyan: Aren’t I afraid that you will learn bad things after being away for a long time?

Tian Wa: What are you doing?

Liu Xiaoguang: ....Go home~...

Tian Wa: Didn’t you hear that the invoice won the prize? We washed them together.

Liu Xiaoguang: Yes~ yes. I said, brother, please stop for a moment. So let’s split the winning money as soon as possible?

Zhao Benshan: Winning the lottery has nothing to do with you two?

Liu Xiaoguang: Why doesn’t it matter? Isn’t this the prize we won from the three showers?

Zhao Benshan: It’s true that the three of us took a shower. That was the night before. Didn’t you leave that night? After that I went upstairs and fell asleep. When I woke up in the morning, the waiter told me to pay the bill. After I told my boss, he spent money. He said, if you drink an extra bottle of mineral water, you have to pay seven yuan. When it was over, he gave me the invoice, and the seven yuan was Such a winning prize.

Liu Xiaoguang: I can give you these seven yuan. I said we should divide the winning money among us.

Zhao Benshan: Why are you like this? Fourth brother, why are you trying to steal money? What did Mr. Wu say? Mr. Wu said that this money was my luck and asked me to handle it myself.

Tian Wa: No! Mr. Wu said this, saying: You can handle it yourself. You are you, don’t you still have us?

Liu Xiaoguang: Isn’t it just the two of us?

Haiyan: Okay, my wife. I understand, the fourth person is right, not only you three, but also fifty-seven. Sixty fans, sixty families, evenly divided. Ten thousand per person allows everyone to have a good year. Now the government's policies have improved, and we farmers have become rich. My wife, money is not the problem, money and getting things are not the most important thing, feelings are the most important thing. Continue~~~~...

Zhao Benshan: OK, let’s divide it.

Liu Xiaoguang: Well, oooooooo~

Tian Wa: No, what are you doing?

Zhao Benshan: What are you doing?

Liu Xiaoguang: I miss your mother,,,,

Curtain call,

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