What crazy things have you done in the wild?

In the third year of high school, I invited three or five friends to go out for a spring outing, both men and women. Because graduation is coming soon, everyone feels that there is a lot to say. When I left, I started walking along the fork in the road in pairs. Because at that time, the rape blossoms had just opened, and they were really beautiful. I went to see rape blossoms with a female classmate. That girl is really white, just my type. We helped as we walked. She always complained about me and then began to teach me how to shoot. As soon as I touched her little hand, my face turned red, and so did she. Both of them are embarrassed. Then I heard her say, "Hey, I like you for a long time." My head suddenly exploded. What do you like about me? "Actually, I like you for a long time. Why don't you be my girlfriend?" She agreed shyly. I didn't know where I got the courage to kiss her. She closed her eyes slightly. Just as I was about to kiss her face, a bee flew to my neck at this moment. She stared at me and took a bite of "Nima", which made me very angry. She ran away with a smile. Later, for various reasons, the two were not together.

/kloc-when I was 0/9 years old, I walked with a girl, strolled to a semi-developed hillside in the county, and sat on the grass to chat. It is late at night. I want to go back, but she won't. I said it's past nine o'clock and it's time to go back. She said it wasn't nine o'clock yet. Let's make a bet. I asked what to bet? She paused and said, lose, whatever. Without thinking deeply, I opened my sleeve and the electronic watch on my wrist showed that it was past nine o'clock. I showed it to her. She glanced at it, but lowered her head. I thought she was cheating, so I pulled my sleeves down the hill and went home.

Many years later, when I think of this past, I feel ridiculous and sad for my ignorance. The girl disappeared with her father's job transfer.

One weekend, I was bored. Suddenly, she offered to travel. I said yes. After thinking for a long time, I decided to go to Cuihua Mountain. It's not far and the air is good. It's getting dark when we get to Cuihua Mountain! Just go back, but she insisted on going up the mountain. There is no way. Finally, we arrived at Tianchi on the mountain.

At this time, if you can't go down the mountain, if it is definitely not safe to go down the mountain, then find a place to sleep. Then get two rooms. I'll pay, but she said, I'm afraid. What am I afraid of? There is nothing to be afraid of living next door. She didn't speak, I asked, what should I do? She asked for a room, but I hesitated for a long time and agreed!

How embarrassing! Two people spent the night in the same bed!

Many years later, I heard from my friend that she always liked me, but I seemed to show that meaning! Now think about how simple and lovely I am! How silly! Later, due to work, I left there, and I haven't seen her since, and I don't know how she is now! I hope everything is all right with her!

The craziest thing in the wild is 20 10. I am purchasing in a company in Shenzhen. My supervisor is a Hunan woman, older than me 1 year. This woman is smart and capable, and is very popular with our boss. Our boss is also a Hunan woman. I often see them eating stinky tofu. How to eat beautiful women?

20 10 is near the national day, and I plan to go to Shantou for a walk. I haven't let go of my ex-girlfriend for a year and a half, and I'm determined to cheer up. I met my predecessor in Shantou, and I think it started there and ended there. Go to a familiar place and finish it.

On the afternoon of the 30th, everyone was packing for the National Day holiday. My plan is to go to Shantou on the 2nd, so there is nothing to clean up. There is a new message on QQ. Our supervisor asked me where to go during the holiday. I said I would go to Shantou. She replied that she could take her with her. I thought she was joking, but it turned out that she was serious. I agreed to her request. I picked her up at her place on the morning of the 2nd, and planned to go for three days, so I only brought one bag, so she went to get the suitcase, and we went to Longhua bus station to take a bus.

After more than four hours' drive, we finally arrived in jinping district, Shantou, and had a rest after checking in. We go out for dinner at six o'clock. I took her to eat Shantou's special snacks, took her to the seaside and went to Lin Baixin Square. Go back to the hotel in the evening 12. We both have a rest after walking too much.

The next morning, I went to tell her that she was wearing a white shirt and jeans, which gave her a little fresh feeling. We set off after eating rice rolls in Shantou. Today, I went to an island where I needed to take a ferry. It was a hill when I arrived, and I planned to go to the top to see the sea. There are not many tourists here. We chatted while walking on the mountain road. After walking for more than half an hour, she said that she wanted to have a rest. This place has not been fully developed and there are no facilities. We can only sit on the tree roots and have a rest. I said I bought a big coconut to drink in my hand at this time. She is very happy. We started to move forward again. After a few minutes, she stopped and said that something had bitten her back. I looked at it, and it looked like an ant. She can't reach it. I can't find a hidden place. She unbuttoned her shirt and asked me to help her take it out. It's true that my face was bitten by an ant. We don't have any medicine. She asked me to rub it with mineral water. She took off half her shirt and I helped her wipe it. She is really white, which makes me feel in a trance. After cleaning, she put on clothes and thanked me. I'm still a little blushing. Suddenly, she came over and kissed me directly. Her lips are very sweet. I subconsciously licked my lower lip with my tongue. She said it wasn't enough. Then we kissed each other. ...

I had sex with her as soon as I came back in the afternoon. In the evening, I checked out a room and we lived together. In the next two days, I took her around many places in Shantou, of course, where my ex-girlfriend and I have been.

I go to work normally after the holiday. I thought something had happened to her, so I often peeked at her until she looked the same as before, probably because I once said not to talk about girlfriends from other provinces.

I was born in 1985. After graduating from high school, I went to work in a relative's shoe factory. On the first day I reported for duty, I met Swallow, a clerk in the factory. Swallow is the same age as me and looks very good. When I laugh, I think I'm in love. Although I like him in my heart, I still dare not go near her at ordinary times. It's a common colleague relationship, but it's shy. A season has passed quickly, and the autumn wind is so cool. After work in the evening, all of us, six men and three women, often go shopping together and have a good time. Mid-Autumn Festival is a very grand festival in our Chaoshan area, and we all have a holiday. Because the swallow's way home was a little far, and it was night, I took the initiative to send her home, and the swallow agreed. The first time a girl gets on your motorcycle, the important thing is the person you like. That feeling is so sweet. We had a good chat all the way. We passed a school on the way. Swallow said it was her alma mater. Looking at the quiet and clean grass at the school gate, I had the cheek to say, why don't we sit down for a while? Unexpectedly, swallow also agreed. Although she is a little cold to me at ordinary times, I can feel that I have left a good impression on her. When we are alone, we talk more deeply. When she was studying, she got good grades. Because there are two younger brothers studying at home, the conditions at home are average. I stopped studying before I graduated from high school, helped make money for my younger brothers to study, and shared some pressure for my parents. She also said that she lost her first kiss when she was studying, which was in this school. I looked at her with tears in my eyes. Suddenly I feel how lovely this kind and honest girl is. I approached her slowly and smelled a faint fragrance. She is still so cold, but I can't help myself. I hugged her tightly and kissed her lips. It turned out that the first kiss was so wonderful that she struggled desperately, but her strength was as great as mine. I pressed her. After a long time, she seemed to have no strength to struggle, but she closed her eyes shyly, and I couldn't control it anymore. I keep exploring.

/kloc-when I was 0/9 years old, I walked with a girl, strolled to a semi-developed hillside in the county, and sat on the grass to chat. It is late at night. I want to go back, but she won't. I said it's past nine o'clock and it's time to go back. She said it wasn't nine o'clock yet. Let's make a bet. I asked what to bet? She paused and said, lose, whatever. Without thinking deeply, I opened my sleeve and the electronic watch on my wrist showed that it was past nine o'clock. I showed it to her. She glanced at it, but lowered her head. I thought she was cheating, so I pulled my sleeves down the hill and went home.

Many years later, when I think of this past, I feel ridiculous and sad for my ignorance. The girl disappeared with her father's job transfer.

Miss our youth ...

Note: I am a late bloomer and got married at the age of 29. Please don't spray.

What crazy things have you done in the wild? There were too many things to do at that time. It was a long story. It was crazy. The story happened in the wild, and I still remember it clearly. ...

It's really crazy to look back on those things now, although it was disgraceful to do so when I was young. Sometimes I think of them occasionally, and I am surprised at my courage at that time. Haha, to be honest, it's exciting. I was arrested by my PLA uncle!

That was when I was in primary school in the village. Children in rural areas are wild and playful by nature. On sundays, they will pretend to be very diligent and carry a small vegetable basket to dig pork dishes. Of course, they will run to the beautiful nature!

I remember one Sunday, just after dinner, I grabbed the vegetable basket in a hurry and went to find another small partner, ready to go to the headquarters of the People's Liberation Army Company in the mountains three miles away, because it was so attractive! There are horizontal bars, parallel bars and basketball. ...

I bought one or two footballs a year at school, and the boys in the school kicked them out in less than two weeks. So, when Sunday comes, I must find a way to run the company well to be enjoyable!

Hey! That day, I had agreed to play with my little friend, and his parents wouldn't let him go out! Alas! I have no choice but to play by myself. When I walked along the country road, through the hillside woodland, over the hillside, I saw the barracks above. ...

Suddenly I heard several loud noises, bang, bang, and I got a fright. I quickly squatted down through the dense forest and saw two officers standing in the clearing. One of them held his waist in one hand and aimed a gun at a round thing painted on the cliff in the other, as if practicing shooting!

Hey, pistol, I'm so excited to see a gun. Children always like those things. I have only seen it in textbooks and pictures before, and many people play wooden mobile phones. This will see a real gun. I am excited to go to the front to watch the excitement. An officer's uncle found me and shouted,' Stay away from the children! I care about these people very much, and I envy them for shooting!

Suddenly my eyes were attracted. I saw an open yellow-green satchel on the ground, with two pistols and magazines exposed inside. Wow! This is so attractive. If I had one, I could go up the mountain and shoot pheasants!

Thought of here, I can't help glancing at my uncle who is practicing guns. When they weren't looking, I quickly squatted down, grabbed a gun and put it in the basket, and then I sneaked away quickly. I was so excited that I couldn't help sneaking into the mountains. ...

When I came to a secluded forest panting, I took out my pistol and looked at it carefully. My hands trembled with excitement, and then I started looking for pheasants in the Woods with a gun. When I really found a pheasant, I was involved!

I can't help pulling and pulling with my hands. I was in a hurry when I heard a gunshot. Oh, my God! When my hand shook, the gun fell to the ground and my ears buzzed. The gun is still smoking on the ground!

Haha, I was shocked. Just when I wanted to pick it up, the gun was suddenly taken away. I looked up, what! This is exactly two officers practicing guns. I saw them sweating, staring with their mouths open and panting. It was scary!

One of them stepped forward, grabbed my neck and shouted loudly, Good boy, well, you have a lot of courage! Tell me about the village? Alas, my neck was so painful that I was too scared to speak. I saw another person waved, and the person who pinched my neck let go!

I couldn't help but take a deep breath and say with tears in my eyes, Uncle, I like guns and the People's Liberation Army, so just play for me! Hey, I don't know why, that popular guy pointed at my nose and cursed, you son of a bitch, is this your game? Go away! Go home quickly! The two uncles said that and left angrily. Haha, isn't this crazy?

It was an autumn afternoon and I was concentrating on my work in a secluded mountain village. I looked up and saw three young beauties quietly watching me carve a Buddha statue. The one with shoulder-length hair in the middle is the most beautiful ... After watching it for a while, she hurried away with her companion. When she turned the corner, her shoulder-length hair turned around and saw my eyes ... I seemed to understand her heart!

I can feel that these three women are not from this mountain village.

After work at night, I will stroll in the direction they go. When we walked to the village, there was a quadrangle. People in the mountains are very hospitable. The landlord recognized me as a young sculptor invited by the village and warmly invited me to tea. I didn't know until I went in that these three women were visiting his house, and one of them was her daughter-in-law.

After a while, the food was served and the host wouldn't let me go. There is no entertainment in this mountain village at night. The master's son asked me to play poker together, and I matched my shoulder-length hair well.

I couldn't get back to my residence until late at night, so I slept in the upstairs room arranged by my master, thinking that I couldn't talk to her, and I couldn't sleep in bed. I knocked at the door gently, and she opened the door ~ It seems that people with worries are always difficult to sleep, while the other two are like pigs!

I told her, "You are my favorite role model! I will leave this village tomorrow afternoon. How can we contact in the future? "

She said, "Come here tomorrow afternoon and invite me to go with you. I will accompany you down the mountain!" " "

The next afternoon, I asked my disciples to take things and wait for me at Ziyun Temple in front of the village, which is the only way out of the mountain. I invited her, and the landlord pointed out that she was helping to pick passion fruit outside the opposite room. I ran quickly. Everyone knows I'm going to ask her to leave, so let's carry a bag of passion fruit back. When she came out of the shower, it was already evening. She borrowed a flashlight and we set off.

Walking into the mountains, it was completely dark. I kept holding her hand and was a little worried about the appearance of the legendary wild boar jackal!

Walking to the top of the mountain, the full moon in the sky is as bright as water, and the moonlight like water turns the world into a dream!

The light not far away is weizi Temple.

We sat next to each other on a meadow, and she handed me a pot of mountain spring water. I said "you drink first", and she insisted that I drink first, so I fed her this. ...

On Dongshan Mountain, in the soft moonlight night, we stayed together for a long time ... She said that I have been your person in this life!

In the second year of junior high school, I went back to my hometown in the countryside for the New Year. After noon on New Year's Day, adults are visiting relatives and friends in the village. My classmate Zhang Peng and I watched TV in a daze at home, and a picture of a scorpion flashed on TV, which aroused my interest. I went back to discuss with Zhang Peng: "I heard that there are scorpions on the mountain to the east of the village. How about catching some? " "Zhang Peng staring at the TV, didn't look at my answer. There are no scorpions on the mountain in winter, silly. I argued, "Scorpions hibernate under rocks in winter, so they are easier to catch." Zhang Peng couldn't beat me, so he agreed. I found a big bottle and prepared to catch a dozen scorpions, fry it and make it hard. I saw Zhang Peng under the bed, took out a plate of firecrackers, opened them one by one, and put them in plastic bags. Some firecrackers are only three or four centimeters long, and he doesn't care. He also pulled out a lighter from the tea table and put it in his coat pocket. Go to Dongshan, let's go!

Dongshan, in fact, is a hill about two miles east of my hometown village. There are too many stones and too little soil to cultivate. There are several dwarf hawthorn trees. It didn't rain all winter, and the mountains were covered with weeds and yellow.

In less than twenty minutes, Zhang Peng and I climbed halfway up the mountain. I started to move stones to find scorpions, but I searched all the stones under my feet and didn't see scorpions. Seeing that I was a little depressed, Zhang Peng leaned over to me: "I told you that there were no scorpions on the mountain in winter, but they all went underground." He took a lighter out of his pocket. "Let's set off firecrackers, maybe we can shake them off." Obviously, he is being sarcastic, but it's no fun without setting off firecrackers. Look at him with a lighter in one hand and firecrackers in the other. He lit the fuse and went out less than 2 meters before it rang. "Don't put it like this, it's too dangerous." I stopped him. I picked up some weeds, rubbed them into a ball, lit a fire, kept a certain distance and threw firecrackers into the fire. "Idiot, you see how safe it is." But the greater danger is slowly coming. ...

Just as we were having fun, firecrackers smashed a burning grass branch into the hay not far away. It's really a dry fire, and it burns violently in an instant. Zhang Peng didn't panic when he found the fire. He broke a hawthorn branch in two or three steps and put out the fire without much effort. "Yes, let the firemen put out the fire." I was very excited. Zhang Peng and I started the mode of "arson"-"fire fighting"-"arson"-"fire fighting". In order to seek excitement, deliberately wait until the fire is big before putting it out. To feel the sense of accomplishment in fire fighting. Before long, I got tired of playing and went down the mountain.

Just as Zhang Peng and I were talking and laughing, when I walked down the mountain, I subconsciously looked back at the mountain and was shocked. There was a fire on the mountainside, and the north wind blew the fire and burned it to the top of the mountain. It turns out that we didn't completely put out the fire we lit, because the grass was too dense and there was no open flame on the surface, but there were still many sparks under the grass. "Go back and put out the fire!" I shouted, pulling Zhang Peng to run up the hill. By the time we got up, the fire had reached the top of the mountain. We sweated with branches for a long time, but we couldn't control the fire at all. We both gave up and went on fighting the fire.

Looking at the larger area of mountain fires and smoke, the two of us stayed there, at a loss, and realized that we had made a big disaster and were very scared. Zhang Peng said, "My uncle's hawthorn tree can't be saved." We dare not go home for fear of being beaten by adults. I ran to the pond in the mountain stream and squatted down to wash the soot on my face when I put out the fire. About an hour later, the fire completely burned from the mountainside to the top of the mountain, gradually disappearing and smoking everywhere. It's getting dark, our sweat is getting cold, the wind is blowing by the water, and our whole body is shaking. Suddenly, a yellow fox appeared in the grass about ten meters away. It squatted there staring at us. Makes my back feel cold. Zhang Peng gave it a loud roar, and it didn't leave. Just staring at us. I'm already scared. It seems to have a human expression, and that expression is anger. "Fox, run!" Zhang Peng ran home with me. Running too fast, to be honest, I feel that the fox is still behind, and I don't feel tired all the way. When I got home, I found that all the insoles in my shoes were gone. It's natural to go home and get beat up.

Lying in bed and closing your eyes, there is a big fire and the angry expression of the fox in the fire. Unforgettable to this day. Everyone thinks the fox is beautiful, but my fox is not. Do you think it's awesome?

Speaking of which, the most impressive thing should be when I graduated from junior high school. At that time, I fell in love with a girlfriend. I remember that it was the last night of graduation, and few people who usually hit it off didn't go home. We are in the country and the school is in the street. At that time, riding a motorcycle felt particularly handsome. I rode my girlfriend's motorcycle on graduation night, and then she hugged me from behind, but it was in the countryside! The road was bad and the light was not good, so I rode on the tread of the car and overturned. Fortunately, the speed is not fast, it is not a big deal, but I am too embarrassed to go home. Several students later wandered in the street and went to a cemetery near the school to play. Later, they slept in the cemetery, so they lay looking at the stars. Because I graduated, I couldn't bear to part with each other, and fell asleep slowly, but I suddenly woke up in the middle of the night to find that it was just my girlfriend and me, and everyone else didn't know where to go, and then I continued to fall asleep. I slept in the cemetery for one night. Actually, I've played in other cemeteries before, at night. It's not that we have any special hobbies, but that in our place, except graves, there are cultivated land in summer. Only the grave is quiet and there is a natural lawn. Those graves feel very old, and the new graves will definitely not dare. If they are old graves, they dare to ask me to sleep now.

1993, when I was in the third grade of primary school, I once quarreled with my deskmate for no reason. We didn't talk from morning to school. On the way home, our village went together. So is the other boy. She walked in front and I told her to ignore me. I asked the boy next to her to give her a lesson. I hugged her from behind and fell down. When she struggled, I held her hand and she kicked. Another boy ran up and couldn't hold her legs.

Another time, I bullied a second-grade girl, or me and that male classmate. On the way home from school that day, it was raining lightly. We teased the little girl and the little girl scolded us. We dragged the little girl to the river, smeared mud on her head, and finally let her go. The little girl ran home crying. In the evening, her parents found home, and I was severely beaten.