Dream of Express Hotel

1, queue up to go to the toilet on the train. A girl came out and poured water on her hand. I went in and didn't find the faucet afterwards. Alas. ...

2. "I feel like a girl in charge of this exam." "Why?" "Not sure." "……"

There is a big mirror on the bedroom wall, and there is a bag on bedroom A's ass. After taking a shower, I poked my hand out in front of the mirror to see what the bag was, and I was hit by my roommate B. These idiots said, "Wow, how elegant. I enjoy chrysanthemums here and don't sleep at night! "

One day, the dormitory owner woke up and said, I had a spring dream last night! Dream of a group of beautiful women around him! At this time, the second child came up with a sentence: surround but not rape! I'm worried about you! …

In the afternoon, my husband took me out by tram. In summer, there are many bugs. I just didn't go far. My husband stopped and rubbed his eyes. I saw that he was fascinated by insects, and quickly whispered, "I'll blow it for you." Unexpectedly, the fellow turned around and said indifferently, "Tonight!"

6. When you are in a bad mood, find several express hotels and turn over the signs of "Do not disturb" and "Please clean quickly" hanging at the door of all rooms.