What is the "most shabby" appetizer for drinking?

It is said that an old man loves to drink. One day, he caught a grasshopper and set it on fire to prepare for drinking. The little grandson came running to eat the grasshopper, and the old man loved his grandson, leaving one leg of the grasshopper for wine and food, and giving the rest to his grandson. I happened to be busy again. When I came back for a drink, it was dark. In order to save money, I didn't light an oil lamp and drank in the dark. Just after two sips, the grasshopper's leg fell to the ground. Feel it, touch it, and keep drinking. After drinking the wine, I went to bed. When I got up the next day, I saw that the grasshopper's leg was still under the table, and a nail on the table had been polished.

more than 3 years ago, my uncle opened a pub by the river at the head of the village. Old people in the village like to go there to order a bowl of yellow wine and talk for a long time after busy farming. In the mouth of uncles and aunts, Mr. Li is the poorest among the people who drink.

Miss Li was originally a Chinese teacher in a village-run primary school. At first, WG was criticized for writing posters written by some people, and was labeled as a counter-revolutionary and was devastated. After the end of WG, it was rehabilitated, but it was past the retirement age, and finally it was compensated a little, and there was no retirement salary.

the reason why he is poor is that he never orders snacks and drinks. At that time, the wine sold in rural taverns earned nothing. Because there is a village-run wine shop in the village, the tavern is equivalent to selling it on a commission basis and gathering popularity. All the profits come from homemade snacks and snacks. If the drinkers don't order the appetizers, the tavern will be out of business. And this teacher Li, because of the lack of money, just ordered a catty of yellow wine when he entered the pub, as long as 25 cents. He orders peanuts or edamame knots at a dime a plate once in a while, but he will never touch fried fish and roasted ribs, which are a little more expensive.

At that time, I was only in primary school. During the summer vacation, I liked to sit in pubs and listen to some old people "talking about the past". So I saw Mr. Li's "shabby"-he can really order a bowl of yellow wine in the pub after lunch and talk while drinking until the sun sets.

However, sometimes, he will do some amazing things, which will make the hotel owner feel more "shabby". Once, he sat down at a table near the water in a pub and took out a fishing line with an embroidery needle tied at one end. He took out a few dried rice grains from his pocket, put them on embroidery needles, and hung them over the railing half a person high into the river. After a while, I saw a shrimp clinging to the rice grain and greedily gnawing at it. He lifted the fishing line, but the shrimp still clung to the rice grain and refused to loosen its claws. He kept the shrimps caught in a bowl, and in less than half an hour, he caught a dozen, and the rice grains were too soft to wear on the needle. So he decanted the water in the shrimp bowl, asked my uncle for a cup of boiled water, boiled the shrimp directly, and carefully peeled a shrimp with a little salt, dipped it in a little salt, sipped a sip of wine and bit a small piece of shrimp. It felt like tasting delicacies. At first, the salt powder was used up, and he stretched out his voice and shouted, "Axiu, give me some more salt.". "Axiu" is my great-aunt's maiden name. When she came out with a spoonful of salt, she really looked contemptuous and said, "Miss Li, you really know how to eat! Still so "being a family" ("being a family" means frugality in our dialect). Miss Li smiled wryly and said "Thank you for being tender" (thank you). People are short of ambition. What can we do?

It has been many years since Mr. Li died, and now people in the village sometimes mention his shabby drinking at that time. But in my eyes, I don't think he is shabby, more is the helplessness of the poor.

There was an old couple who had two girls who were married when they grew up. One day, the old man went to the older girl's house to play. The older daughter was very close to her father and invited a large table to accompany her. After dinner, the old man went home and sighed when he got back. The old woman asked the old man, the old man, what happened today? The older girl didn't greet you well and didn't cook food. After a few days, the old man went to play with the little girl. The little girl knew that the old man liked to drink, and there was no food at home. The field was busy, so she fried a plate of soybeans with the old man and put a pot of wine on the mill at home to let the old man eat alone. She went to work in the field. At night, when the old man came home, his face was flushed and he was extremely happy. The old woman saw the old man so happy and asked, Old man, why are you so happy today? It can be seen that drinking is just like the saying goes, strange wine does not blame food, and few wines are swallowed quickly. A real drinker doesn't pay attention to food

I live in the countryside. Speaking of drinking, the best person I have ever met is my uncle, who has grown up and seen more people drinking. But it's the first time I've seen my uncle drinking. It's not that he is particularly good at drinking. Every time I see what he drinks, I admire him. How can I still drink like this?

My uncle is nearly 6 years old, and he drinks a few glasses of wine almost every day. According to my aunt, if he doesn't drink for a day, he will be bored all over, and even if he doesn't drink for a day, he will look in a bad state of mind, and he will feel like a heavy smoker with a craving. Every day when I am free, I will invite some friends to come home to fight and drink. At first, my aunt will cook some snacks for them to eat and drink, but every day, who can stand it! Slowly, my aunt stopped cooking snacks.

Later, they will go to other people's houses to drink. Today, they will go to my house and his house tomorrow. Anyway, they will take turns to come. After a long time, their friends and relatives will stop cooking snacks. Some families will hide the wine and not let them drink it. When they all drank all the wine at home, they broke up in discord. Don't gather to drink, doesn't mean don't drink, at home will also collect change to buy wine to drink. I once planned to go to my aunt's house during the Spring Festival. My uncle called me the day before. When I come tomorrow, I don't need to bring anything. Just bring my uncle two bottles of wine.

Although my uncle is a heavy drinker, he never drinks too much. I can only remember two or three times. He drank stagger and vomited. In normal times, he was ok, at least he could communicate normally.

in order to prevent my uncle from drinking, my aunt really tried her best to strictly control the money in his pocket, hide the wine, and keep the food at home, all of which didn't work. Because my aunt knows that if she drinks like this, something will happen sooner or later. It is not far from the hospital. He had a drinking buddy who drove his car into a ditch because of drinking, and neither the child nor he was rescued. Has already left.

at the beginning, my uncle would help anyone in the village when there was a wedding or a funeral, if not because he had two sips of wine to drink, and he would take the opportunity to hide some wine for himself. When he was ready to drink it, he didn't hide it at home. The countryside was large and the wilderness was his hiding place.

Later, I found that the wine he had hidden in the village was not enough for him to drink, and he also helped others to do some farm work. When he was paid, he went back to the supermarket in the town to buy bulk liquor, and he could buy several bottles at a time and drink it slowly.

once I went to my uncle's house, and as soon as I arrived, my uncle went out. He took out the bulk wine he bought and asked me to drink it with him. My aunt made him two appetizers, and my aunt kept winking at me, which probably meant, don't cook, let him drink it himself, so don't drink with him. After I probably knew what he meant, I didn't sit in front of the dinner table and kept persuading my uncle not to drink. I'd better drink less of this stuff in the future. Although my uncle promised well in words, his actual actions ran counter to it.

He went to the kitchen for a walk, but he didn't find anything to drink, so he went out. Others thought he had bought peanuts for himself. Who knows, after a while, he came back, took out a handful of peppers from a plastic bag, put them on the table, and ate them while drinking. While eating Chili, I said that this wine is not as good as the last one, and the degree is a bit low. Pepper is not as spicy as the last pepper.

So people are dumbfounded. Is that okay? Uncle said with a smile, he has been drinking pepper and white wine like this for several years, because your aunt didn't give me a kind of appetizer, so she tried this way, and it tasted beautiful. She said that she would give me a pepper and said, you should try it, too. I picked it up and took a sip of it, and the sweat on my head immediately came down. Isn't it spicy? My uncle said with a smile after eating the pepper at hand, I don't feel spicy? This pepper with garlic and white wine is simply delicious on earth!

I touched my aunt with my hand. Don't let him drink like this. That pepper is very spicy, but my aunt feels used to it. Speaking of which, I can't control him. Let him drink like this! I was drunk that day and left! I can still be at peace.

My uncle said that Deng Xiaoping drank too much at that time, and there was no problem. Wine is a fine grain, and the more he drank, the younger he became. Say that finish in front of more than a kilo of pepper and wine has been down. I'm surprised to see that I've seen many drinkers, and it's the first time I've seen Chili with wine. My uncle is quite proud of it. It's not that he's bragging. He's the only one who's a 5-kilometer drinker in Fiona Fang. Dare to drink like this, everyone else is a pediatrician. After watching my uncle's drinking posture, I was scared. Pepper goes with white wine, and pepper is still a very spicy kind of pepper. I don't know what it feels like to drink it in my stomach, but I am already afraid.

I took my aunt aside and whispered, I dare not let him drink like this. There must be something wrong with drinking like this. I'll have to look after my uncle in the future. Don't let me drink like this. My health matters. Let's buy some dishes with wine and eat healthily. Just let him take a sip of the wine. My aunt looked at me and nodded.

I've seen many kinds of appetizers, but it's really the first time I've seen Chili with wine. I think it's the "poorest" appetizer. Sincerely warn drinkers to drink in moderation! Drink without driving, drive without drinking! Don't take exotic wine as a kind of appetizer. The body is your own. Don't wait to lie in the hospital and regret it. What is the "poorest" appetizer you have ever seen? Welcome to the comment area to leave a message for discussion!

oh! Let me tell you something. There are three "drunkards" in our neighborhood. In summer, they drink a pot of inferior liquor for more than ten yuan in the shade of trees outside, and smoke cigarettes for two yuan. As an appetizer, everyone dips a long bean in soy sauce, and moves it in the sun until they get drunk.

I think the most shabby appetizer is definitely patting cucumbers and peanuts. But these two dishes are enough for drinkers, and they are considered "hard dishes"! In the early 199s, the most prosperous hotel in our county was called "Fuli Hotel", which was the most prominent hotel for weddings and funerals at that time. The chefs in it were all invited from other places, and the grade was quite high. Just like the two sides of a mirror, behind the prosperity, there are glamorous and lonely. Today, we will come to Lala to eat the "poorest" snacks in the most prosperous hotel in the county. 1. Every afternoon around five o'clock, there is always a little old man who comes out of Fuli Hotel with a load of swill. The difference is that the old man's car smells like swill, but his body smells like wine.

At first, everyone didn't know what was going on, and thought it was shameful to "swill", but unexpectedly, the old man was idle all day bragging about the dishes in Fuli Hotel, saying that there was nothing he hadn't eaten, and even named several dishes, such as Beijing Roast Duck, Mapo Tofu and Dongpo Meat, and he could even tell how the chef was feeling today.

Because the chef is in a good mood, the cooked food is particularly tasty, and the color, smell and taste are up to standard. If the chef is scolded by his wife the night before, the food cooked the next day will definitely be like a "pupil fooling the teacher". But no one can eat it, because many people eat this traditional famous dish for the first time or for the first time, and novices can't eat it.

At that time, I was almost in the third grade of primary school. I remember that one day at noon, I saw this old man pulling a swill truck by the garbage bin in front of the hotel. Many people passed by and looked at it, but they were all smoked by the strong swill smell. Some curious people tried to use their fingers to see if the old man's nose was angry, but they accidentally woke him up. The old man was still quite angry and said that he dreamed of a little sister in the countryside.

At that time, my family was poor, and no one was in charge. I often squatted at the entrance of the hotel to watch the old man play tricks. The old man knew everything, from how the heads of the county went to dinner in the hotel to how to lead the driver to pack good wine and good dishes, and even the sweet and sour fish that our primary school principal liked best. Once he asked me, I'll take you to eat delicious food. Will you come with me? I asked him where to go.

squinting, he told me that eating a big meal, a big meal eaten by a decent person, a table full of dishes, is really enjoyable. I have a crush. He said to me, you have to call me "grandpa" before I take you there. I called him "Grandpa" at that time, and he was very satisfied. He took me and pulled the scooter into the hotel. The doorman also greeted him and said, who is this child? He was very proud and said "adopted son". I didn't refute it at that time, because I was curious. Is there such a good thing in this world, eating and drinking for free? Second, the old man picked up the chopsticks used by others. When his wrist shook, a piece of chicken went into his mouth and spilled chicken juice all over his stubble. He stared at me-eat, do you want me to teach you?

when we entered the hotel, we didn't enter from the main entrance, but made a big detour and entered the restaurant from the back kitchen. A few waiters inside, with their clothes stretched tight in their bodies, shouted at the old man like a wrapped "vegetarian chicken"-Lao Jia, you had the luck to eat delicious food today. At noon today, the guests were in a hurry to eat, and the dishes were not served. We also packed some dishes, and there were a lot on the table!

only then did I know that his name was Lao Jia. Lao Jia blew a cigarette at the old ladies-I'll see who ate my food, and I'll have to eat something from her later, so that I can break even! The waitresses burst into laughter, and some even put the packed things in a young girl's arms and said to Lao Jia-that's her, if you are a man, show us later! Lao Jia spat on the ground-I'm not interested in children. I'm old and have a bad mouth, but I still enjoy drinking my little wine.

Those older lesbians are booing again-it's not a bad mouth, it's a bad body! Lao Jia took my hand and walked towards one of the restaurants. He told me, Don't listen to their nonsense. They are all a group of hens who can't lay eggs. They can't recognize a laundry list with big words, so they can only do menial work of serving people. You have to study hard and be more promising than them in the future! I feel a little familiar with this statement, as if my parents were also.