Wife's guarantee

In our present society, there are more and more letters of guarantee, which to some extent restricts and spurs those who call names. So how should the guarantee be written properly? The following are seven letters of guarantee from my wife. Welcome to reading. I hope you will like them.

My wife's letter of guarantee 1 I sincerely declare that after marriage, all wages and bonuses will be paid, all leftovers will be included, and all chores will be done. Everything will be based on my wife's words and follow two principles: first, what my wife said is right; Second, even if the wife is wrong, follow the first rule. Specific implementation rules:

0 1, when the wife is eating, she should wait on the side and scoop soup to fill the meal; Don't eat first.

02. Wife should wait happily when putting on makeup, and sincerely praise her; There must be no impatient behavior.

03. The wife should help iron clothes and give advice when dressing. There must be no cynicism.

04. When the wife takes a bath, she should measure the water temperature and scratch her back. There must be no act of coveting selfish desires.

05. My wife will be sent to work by Mercedes-Benz and escorted by bodyguards. There must be no behavior that worries about society.

When a wife is in danger, she should be selfless and generous. There must be no fear of death.

07. When your wife is tired, smile and massage her back. There must be no chauvinism.

08. When the wife is shopping, she should be brave enough to pay and encourage more. There must be no forced behavior.

09. The wife should be full of praise when serving food, and eat more bowls; Not partial eclipse, not picky about food.

10, the wife sleeps, it is hot to fan the wind in summer, and it is cold to warm the quilt in winter; No snoring and quilt grabbing.

1 1. If the wife is sick, she should kiss the soup and forget to eat and sleep; There must be no indifference.

12, when the wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears and save money; There must be no extravagance and waste.

13, my wife should send flowers in person and prepare them at night; There must be no casual behavior.

14, my wife should take pains to lift heavy objects when shopping; There must be no slack and fear of heavy responsibilities.

15, when the wife is bored, she should perform hard and entertain her parents with colorful clothes; There can be no so-called behavior.

16, when the wife is upset, be gentle and calm, and share her worries and solve problems; There must be no act of adding fuel to the fire.

17, when the wife admonishes, keep your hands close and stand at attention; There must be no absent-minded behavior.

18, when the wife speaks, she should listen attentively and take notes frequently; You must never forget what you have heard.

19, if the wife makes a mistake, she should blame herself and take responsibility; There must be no behavior involving the wife.

20. When your wife goes out, you must stay with her and take good care of her. There must be no act of letting him go.

Guarantor: xxx

Date: XX, XX, XX, XX

Wife's guarantee 2 Dear wife:

You are right to criticize me. Last night, I squatted in the bathroom and squatted on the toilet, reflecting all night. Of course, I've been vomiting. I drank it 38 times in March, with an average of 1.27 times a day. The frequency of drinking is frequent, and the frequency of drinking is on the rise, which is significantly higher than that in February. Among them, drunken games 10, drunken games 10, slightly drunk games 10, and wooden drunk games 8, the drunkenness rate increased significantly compared with February. Of course, all eight drunk games benefited from your spoiler in midfield. If you are wrong, it is not a spoiler, but a rescue. After getting drunk, I stripped naked in public in the hotel and made many jokes. I had many quarrels with my friends at the barbecue stall in the Cultural Palace, which damaged many valuable appliances and mobile phones at home, causing many adverse effects, and even called the police 1 10, and almost put me in a dark room. I feel deeply guilty and uneasy about this. Although I've made up my mind to turn over a new leaf many times, I'm still drunk and will never drink again from today! ! So I promise I won't drink again, but after all, we still have many friends and have to deal with many relationships, so the following is an exception:

First, friends come back from afar. This is welcome. Drink!

Second, a friend is going out on a business trip. This is a farewell toast, so drink it!

Thirdly, an old friend invited me to sit down and get together. This is a way to catch up with the past, so I have to drink it!

Fourth, there are new friends who meet by chance. It's fate, so drink it!

Fifth, it is a happy thing to have relatives and friends at home. Drink!

6. When I encounter unhappy trifles, I just drown my sorrows in wine, so I want to drink!

Seven, someone invited to dinner, trying to invite each other. This must give face, drink!

Eight, if you need to invite people to drink, you must accompany them to drink!

Nine, I was so drunk the day before yesterday that I was dying. I need to drink some transparent wine, I need to drink!

I promise: I will never drink again except the above nine items! ! !

Remember your wife's kindness and don't forget to give up drinking. I voluntarily quit the drinking group. I no longer obey the drinking rules and maintain the order of the wine field. I refuse alcohol on any occasion, take the initiative to escape, dare to pretend to be sick, and actively study various strategies to avoid alcohol. When I was dating in a teahouse, there were many men and many women, sitting among a bunch of children. I can't escape sitting in the corner, not talking while eating, not attracting attention, going to the toilet frequently, not giving alcohol any chance, not toasting and not socializing.

Guarantor:

Date:

Wife's guarantee number three, dear senior wife:

Xiaoxiao-Xiaowenzi, pay tribute to my master, and wish him eternal youth, beautiful appearance, everyone loves him, and flowers bloom with wealth.

Although I haven't known my wife for a long time, my heart can shine on the world and learn from the bright moon. This is absolutely correct. I hope my wife can learn from it.

Since I angered my wife's adult yesterday, I have been thinking behind closed doors, tossing and turning, and can't sleep at night. After countless insomnia and introspection, I deeply realized the seriousness of my mistake. Specifically, there are three aspects. If there is anything incomplete or not deep enough, please explain to my wife and adults that the younger one must follow the instructions to the letter.

You shouldn't cheat your wife. My wife's adult is brilliant, and her eyes know pearls. As soon as she squints, she knows the huahuachangzi in her little stomach. However, my wife was generous and gave many hints to the little guy, making him realize his mistake and repent. The small one is unappreciative, and it is "the stone in the pit-smelly and hard". Not only did she deny it, but she even put up her finger and swore to heaven. Deceiving your wife and adults is unforgivable. In addition, it should be dragged out. Fortunately, the wife and adults let bygones be bygones, giving them a small opportunity to remedy. The youngest finally realized the importance of honesty, especially for his wife.

The wife is the client, and the youngest is the gun. How can a gun deceive the party? I hereby promise that I will never cheat my wife, unconditionally carry out her every instruction, never bargain, no, give up the right to bargain.

You should not make fun of your wife. Men have a bad habit of blowing B, as if the bigger the B, the better. But the mistake is that you shouldn't make fun of your wife. She is so cute, so beautiful and so virtuous. It is really rare in the world and hard to find in the sky. Moreover, I don't know the small place, and the sea blows everywhere, hurting my wife's heart. It's really weird. The most unforgivable thing is that my wife cried very sadly! My wife is so cute, beautiful and virtuous. I should let my little guy take care of me twice and hold it in my hand, but my little guy actually made my wife cry! This is really heinous and unforgivable!

But my wife really has the demeanor of an ancient saint. My wife comforted me when I was at a loss and didn't know how to coax my wife. What spirit is this? Do you have the style of Confucius? Do you have the courage to sacrifice your life for justice in Dong Cunrui? Great! After all this, I fully realized the greatness of my wife and adults, and realized that my wife and adults come once in a blue moon. The younger one must be better and better to his wife and adults!

(3) Should not be half-hearted. A wife is a good wife once in a blue moon. How can a young woman be half-hearted? What a sin! More importantly, my wife is busy with business and has to take time off to take the exam. How can a young woman be in a bad mood and have no intention of studying at this time? ! Is this behavior? This is worse than a toad lying on the road pretending to be a camouflage jeep! What if my wife doesn't read because she is in a bad mood? ! What if the book is not good and the exam is not good? ! What should I do if I fail the countdown? ! This is not a simple question, but a series of chain reactions.

In a word, my behavior is too inconsiderate of my wife's feelings and her husband's responsibilities. That's crazy! That's crazy! Wife, I beg you, little adult, no matter the villain, treat me like your fart. When a gust of wind passes, the smell will disperse; Treat me like rat shit, and after a while, clean the bowl. Think of me as a cockroach When you are unhappy, just step on it.

My wife is at the scene, and every little introspection is true. I implore my wife to be wise. I wish my wife and adults fair skin, ruddy and shiny, and will never turn into rotten bananas.

Guarantor: XXX

XXXX，XXXX，XX，XX

My wife promised that I used to be a bear, which made my wife angry and made her do it for me.

But my heart doesn't trust me. Here I assure you and my wife that I will be a good husband in the future.

Promise me that I will do the following.

Care, love and be considerate of your wife more than before.

Report everything to your wife.

Don't do anything wrong to your wife, and you can't do it at any time and under any circumstances.

If I don't quarrel with my wife, even if I quarrel, I will let her go.

When my wife is angry, I will always coax her until she is happy.

Call your wife first when you wake up every morning.

Keep in touch with your wife wherever you go.

What the wife said must be carefully remembered.

I won't doubt my wife. I must let my wife have a good mood every day.

I must let my wife grow up happily and always think that her wife is the most beautiful.

Don't hurt your wife, don't force things she doesn't like, don't cheat her, and don't worry her.

I will work hard in the future.

I stopped drinking and giving up drinking. As for smoking, I will give it up gradually. When I am with my wife, I have to get her permission to drink.

I hereby declare that everyone will supervise me and make me a good husband. I love xxx very much, and I will never abandon her all my life. I hope everyone will supervise me.

With a fiery and sincere heart, I decided to let my wife live a happy life in three years from now, take care of her as a job, work hard for her future happiness, and take her happiness as the greatest goal in life. I hereby promise my wife the following:

Purpose: First, completely listen to his wife's opinion, and what she said is right.

Second, even if the wife accidentally says something wrong and does something wrong, she should follow the first rule.

Detailed rules:

1, I insist on my wife leading for one hundred years.

I stick to the financial system of paying all work bonuses. Never hide a small vault, change a paycheck, or steal money from your wife's pocket. All black income should be turned over. If there is any concealment, the compensation amount is 100 times of the amount of black income, and it will be settled by itself. It is not allowed to withhold remuneration from wages and bonuses. You can receive 10% of your monthly salary after tax as pocket money.

3. Any expenditure exceeding 200 yuan must be approved by his wife orally, via SMS or email in advance, otherwise the compensation amount will be 100 times of the consumption amount, and the compensation scheme is the same as Article 2.

4. I insist on my wife's emotional supervision, and shall not have an affair with other strangers of the opposite sex (except over 60 years old/below kloc-0/5). If you want to be with other friends of the opposite sex, you must get your wife's permission.

I am responsible for cooking dishes suitable for my wife's taste, as well as all the processes of washing, cutting, cooking and brushing, serving dishes to my wife and washing dishes. If your wife works overtime, wait for her to have dinner with you no matter how late, and make sure the food is hot.

6. I am responsible for washing my wife's feet, putting her to sleep at the same time, and undertaking the obligation of putting her to sleep.

7. I am responsible for singing to my wife. My wife can choose any song, time and place. Once she can't sing, she must learn it in three days.

8. I am responsible for all the dirty work at home, such as washing clothes, cleaning the floor and brushing the toilet. At the same time, I unconditionally obey all the tasks put forward by my wife temporarily.

9. I undertake the obligation to go shopping with my wife, be a good bodyguard and get the goods. My wife praised everything she bought for herself, and I thanked her for everything she bought for me.

10, don't quarrel with your wife. Once you quarrel, you should apologize to your wife first and don't stay overnight.

1 1, often give gifts to your wife, don't let your wife know in advance, and don't repeat the method every month.

12, realize all kinds of wishes put forward by my wife, such as carrying my wife upstairs and wanting to eat mangoes in the middle of the night. And you must act quickly and be happy.

This guarantee will take effect from now on and will be valid for life.

The wife can add or delete at any time, and the power of interpretation lies with the wife.

If I violate it, I am willing to accept all mental, economic or physical punishment, and I won't have any objection.

Guarantor: * *

Time: * *

Wife promises Article 6 Dear xx:

I once had a happy wife by my side. I didn't cherish it, but I wanted to make her angry, only to find that it was too late to regret it. If I could go back for a few seconds, I really wouldn't lie to you and make you angry. I promise as follows:

1, no matter what, don't lie to your wife. If you have something to say, don't hide it.

2, no matter where I go, I report in time like my wife, knowing that my wife is worried about me.

It's my fault that my wife never objected when she was angry, so I coaxed her.

4, the wife is a person who wants to be together all his life, and the happiness of his wife is the most important thing.

5. You can't work with your wife. You have to ask your wife for instructions. If you fail, there is nothing to do.

6, the wife is used to care wholeheartedly, must not suffer, can not be injured, can not suffer.

7. If the wife has any instructions, add this clause unconditionally.

8. If the guarantor is willing to accept any punishment, the wife has the right of final interpretation and keeps a retelling for her. I hope everyone will supervise and my wife will forgive me.

I am here to convey

Salute!

Love your husband forever!

20xx year x month x day

Article 7 of the wife's guarantee 1 First of all, the wife is always right.

2. If the wife is wrong, refer to Article 1.

The most important and sacred thing is to marry, and love only one wife in your life. Never change for ten thousand years, hold your hand and grow old with your son. Take Qi Mei as an example, share weal and woe, never leave, live and die with * * * *! ! ! !

4. Economy determines politics. Therefore, the economic power of the family dominates the wife, and all the income is given to the wife, and no private money is saved.

5. Always tell the truth, don't lie to your wife, discuss everything between two people, be democratic and free, and adopt their opinions reasonably.

6. I will treat all my wife's relatives as my own, treat them well and treat all my real good friends as my good friends.

7. Don't lose your temper with your wife, talk back to your wife, or quarrel with your wife. It is natural for your wife to be angry. You must be coaxed, not confronted.

8. It is very important for a wife to be happy, and it is also necessary to go through fire and water for her happiness.

9. A wife is used to take care of her wholeheartedly. She can't suffer hardships, get hurt or suffer indignities.

10. Wife's health is the most important. Never let your wife suffer from women. You can't let your wife stay up late. It is worthwhile for her to go to bed early and be scolded by her. It is necessary to take good care of your wife when she is tired and sleepy. It is appropriate to rub her back, massage and wash her feet.

1 1. It is an unshirkable romantic responsibility to sing to your wife, tell her a happy story and tell her a hypnotic story.

12. The wife's stomach can't be hurt. She has the conditions to cook good food for her, but she has no conditions to ask her to eat well. Take her to dinner when you meet, and go to see her and buy her delicious food.

13. My wife is beautiful and her skin is good. She needs to get dressed and use cosmetics. Go shopping with her often and give her a bag. I will pay for her clothes and cosmetics. You can't shout tired or too expensive.

14. My wife is in poor health. Often take her to the hospital for physical examination. Once she is ill, she should receive treatment as soon as possible. During the treatment, she should do a good job of accompanying her every day, and she will not hesitate to shit.

15. When my wife comes to see me, she should pick up the station in advance and walk at least half her way.

16. Don't drink often, don't smoke only if your wife allows you, pay attention to hygiene, take a bath often and clean frequently.

17. Say "wife", "I love you" and "good night" to your wife once a day, and be sincere and serious.

18. Write a letter of guarantee of not less than 1000 words with a smile and a happy mood.

19. If there is anything unfinished, write the guarantee regulations from 26 to 100 according to the wife's will.

20. If there is unfinished punishment, which one is designated by the wife, such as washing clothes, cooking, back massage, massage and foot washing?

2 1. If you don't execute the penalty, don't let shopping, don't let touching, don't let kissing, don't let you go to bed, which wife will you appoint?

22. If the violation is serious, you will be punished by not meeting and leaving.

23. If we violate article 3, we will tell everyone who knows us, let them know the ins and outs, and then how to deal with everything depends on our wife.

24. The above-mentioned "guarantee" is only a trial provision. If the wife feels that there are insufficient provisions, she can modify and supplement them at any time until she is satisfied, and she will never say "no".

25. This guarantee refers to xxx. This letter of guarantee has the nature of the basic law of the Constitution, is sacred and inviolable, and shall be implemented as of the date of writing. A word from a gentleman is a promise; It is written in black and white that words must be done, words must be done, and actions speak louder than words. In line with the slogan of "love life, love your wife and be afraid of your wife" and the principle of "eat more vegetables, drink less, work more, make more money, listen to your wife and go with your wife", we will strive to promote the realization of marrying and set an example in the new fashion of being afraid of your wife.

;