What's the funny joke?

1. I stayed in a hotel yesterday, and a bottle of Nongfu Spring mineral water in the hotel room 18 yuan. I bought two bottles outside and spent four yuan. I changed two bottles of civet cats for the prince in the hotel, but I didn't find them when I made rounds. This is called economic mind, and the difference of 9 times is instantly available. Now I'm drinking a bottle of 18 Nongfu Spring, which is awesome! ! ! ?

2. The German army received a rescue request from Italy in the desert and sent a squadron to the rescue. When they met Italy, they found each other cooking macaroni with precious water.

3. I accidentally found that the mobile phone actually has a flight mode. This coke ruined me. I turned on the flight mode, took a deep breath and threw it into the sky. Guess what, he fell and the screen broke! I thought you were cheating! ! ?

4. When I was in class, a friend sent a message saying that she was on the bus to Xuzhou, and a wretched man next to her had been chatting with her ... She said that you should call, and we would chat and ignore him. I said I was in class. I can't play. So she didn't answer ... after class was over, I thought I'd better call her, so I did, but she didn't answer and hung up. I didn't take it seriously. Who knows, ten minutes later, she sent a text message in a panic, saying: "What are you doing to call me! I was pretending to make a phone call when the bell rang. ! ! "？ I can't help laughing ...?

Before his son got married, his father was embarrassed to teach him, saying, you will be above and she will be below. ? On their wedding night, the bride saw that the new bed had been replaced with a bunk bed. ?

6. There was an old gentleman who was too old and had only one tooth left. He stuffed a tooth after eating. Do you know why? Because he ate lotus root slices.

7. If you smile, adopt me. . Ha ha. . . ? Dizziness. I revised my answer and ranked third. . ?

Change again,,,,,

8. On the Da Vinci Code, is it a Da Vinci account?

Do you know what's under the da Vinci code? ?

This is Leonardo da Vinci's verification code

9. Today, my boyfriend went to the company to participate in the ugliest clothes contest. He wore a simple white T with a photo of my makeup remover on it and won the first prize!

10, I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have all recovered.

1 1, Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor, and was transferred to the administration department on the 9th floor a month ago. ......

Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?" ?

The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel." ?

Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? " ?

"? It doesn't matter. You can find him down there. "