Traveling in the Kingdom of Chinese Characters

Press (install) to install 2. Accept defeat (obeisance) to the wind 3. Hold oneself (violate) abandon oneself 4. Needle to demote (bianstone) 5. Park (ship) to come goods 6. Pulse (beat) 7. Relaxation (relaxation) 8. A worry (preparation), no development

Crossing (sichuan) flow 10. Essence (quintessence) 11. Overlap (stack) 12. Crossing (degree) Resort 13. Prevent (hinder) 14. (piece) radiate a (couple) couplet 16. Turn the world upside down (overturn)

Succinct and concise (comprehensive) 18. Summary of spirit (indignation) 19. One (drum) for qi 20. Suspended beam stabbing (bone) thigh 21. Rough (rough) 22. Food cannot wrap (fruit) belly 23. Shock (shake)

合合( together) 25. Hou (waiting) carriage room 26. Not in a hurry (and) waiting 27. Already (that is) to make 28. As in the past (already) 29. Cao Cao (suga) human life 30. Jiao (correction) rub Pretending

Poaching a corner (foot) 32. A promise of a thousand pounds (gold) 33 Walking without walking in a straight line 34. Jun (completed) work 35. Not falling into the nest (nest) 36. Braised (脍) ) Popularity 37. Waxing (waxing)

Dead skin and skinny face 39. Orchid (blue) sky and white clouds 40. Standing together (strength) to help 41. Keep up the good work (hard) 42. The old couple (two) mouth yellow beam (liang) sweet dream 44. Look (look)

Water cage (dragon) head 46. Kill poke (kill) 47. Spasm (spasm) 48. Meilun (Wheel) Beautiful 49. Luo (啰) instigation 50. Spider (horse) traces

Name (Ming) postcard

Silent (conformist) 55. Big Thumb (thumb) finger 56. Soak (vomit) with hard work 57. Ping (flat) add 58. Surprise (it) unexpectedly 59. Repair velvet (repair) 60. Kiss (green) gaze 61. Chime (exhaust) bamboo is difficult Book 62. Admission ticket (ticket) 63. The rise of fame (magpie) 64. Toughness (quickness) 65. Scratching (itch)

66. Appreciation (appreciation) 67. Talking and laughing Rumors (life) 68. People's feelings (worldly) stories 69. Perseverance (reliance) without fear 70. Blessing (hand) 71. Chaoshuo (retrospection) 72. Sneaky (Chongchong)

73. The title on the gold medal list 74. Walking away (investing) with no way out 75. Rushing in pursuit (bird) 76. Migrating (migration) 77. White and flawless (flaw) 78. Nine nights (xiao) 79. Xuan (catharsis) vent

80. Chill (Xuan) 81. String (melody) rhythm 82. Ying (fake) product 83. Can't own (already) 84. You (Jiu) like a tiger Go down the mountain 85. Exhaust the lake and fish (fishing) 86. Use taro (罽) to replenish the number

87. Paradise (source) 88. Zang (stolen) money 89. Jiao (dip) in water 90. Sting (sting) 91. Decoration (frame) 92. Drinking dove (鸩) to quench thirst 93. Sitting in formation (suppression) 94. Circumstantial evidence (sign) extensive introduction

95. Moxibustion (burning) can be done on the hand Hot 96. Jiuzhou (state) 97. Private bed (first) 98. Posture (willful) willful behavior 99. Editing (editing) 100. Doing (sitting) confinement

1. Original version : Yelia Mysterious Yelia Yelia ---lt; Yelia Girl gt; Tong Ange

Reproduction: Wild ass, oh God's wild ass, oh wild ass, wild ass

Question: Why use God’s wild donkey to sing?

2. Original version: Dragon, giant dragon, keep your eyes open forever and ever--lt; Descendants of the Dragon gt; Leehom Wang

Reprint: Big Dragon, Big Dragon, you are two years behind forever.

Question: With whom will Big Dragon be two years behind?

3. Original version: Travelers from heaven and earth rise and fall in a hurry---lt; Take a leisurely walk gt; Ye Qianwen

Reprint: The world and leisurely pot shells rise and fall again and again

Question: How can cooking be cool?

4. Original version: Five thousand years of wind and rain------lt; Chinese gt; Andy Lau

Reprint: Wu Qianlian's Wind and Rain

Question: Could it be that the two of them are having an affair?

5. Original version: Lu Binghua sheds tears every night when she thinks of her mother's words-- ----lt; Lu

Binghua gt;

Reprint: Grandpa’s tears flashed when he thought of his mother’s roadside flowers

Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of his mother’s roadside flowers?

6. Original version: Inexplicable words, inexplicable words-----lt; Chivalry gt; Jolin Tsai

Reprint: Inexplicable pregnancy Inexplicable pregnancy

Question : A true portrayal of modern young people?

7. Original version: It’s easy to lose your mind when you fall in love with someone ------lt; Falling in love with someone gt; You Hongming

Reprint: It is easy to lose your virginity when you fall in love with someone

Question: Is this...this...is it too easy?_

8. Original version: She is like a fairy. So beautiful ------lt; no such fate gt; Jordan Chan

Copy: She is like an antenna, she is so beautiful

Question: What kind of aesthetic vision, like an antenna Is it still beautiful?

9. Original version: - Nowadays, a person is still single and begging for happiness----lt; single gt; Hong Yiping

Reprint: Live alone I am still single and looking for Yu Wen whose surname is Fu

Question: Is the owner’s surname Fu? Do you move in just to feel her residual warmth?

10-. Original version: I am not Huang Rong, I am Don't know martial arts ------lt; I'm not Huang Ronggt; Wang Rong

Reprint: I'm not a locust and I don't know how to be a centipede

Question: Horrible... Could it be that I'm filming lt ;A Bug's Life gt;?

Grandpa eats Coptis chinensis - Kuye (ye)

Eats sea pepper (chili pepper) next to the stove - he has a fever inside and outside

Short ladder to a high house - no eaves

A short man crossing a river - peace of mind

A nun in a nunnery - no luck ( Husband)

The 8 most special jokes (you are responsible for yourself after reading them, be careful and careful...)

1. When I was a child, I was not honest when I was eating. An old farmer wanted to educate me. , said to me: Sixty years have been hard, there is no food, and the nose excrement picked out is never thrown away.

2. There was a rich man looking for a servant. The interview topic was going to the toilet. The first few They all came out without washing their hands after washing, so the rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him where he was. Why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..."

3. A man saw a sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to." Buy dog ??food." "We have a rule. You must prove that you have a dog." "Where is this rule?" "That's how it is with discounted products." The man spent a long time with the salesperson, but the salesperson still refused to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson. The man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat over to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole in it and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper."

4. A man went to visit his grandmother with his friends. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Ouch! Ever since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate out of them. I'm old." , cough...

5. One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish, but the waiter told him that it was already sold. It’s over. “Is it really sold out? he asked disappointedly.

"Sir, it's really sold out. You see, the last one was sold to the gentleman at that table." The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal was almost finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked up to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more of this?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So the man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and wolfed it down. Suddenly, he found a very small mouse with all its fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. Feeling sick, the man vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. When he was there with his stomach turning, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said: "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like this just now..."

6. On this day, the hotel owner was Patrol the halls. A beggar came up and said, "Boss, can you give me a toothpick?" The boss gave him one and sent him away. After a while, another beggar came, also asking for toothpicks. The boss thought to himself: Why does this beggar ask for toothpicks instead of rice? He was also sent away, and not long after, another beggar came. The boss said to him: "Are you here to ask for toothpicks too?" The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat, and now only the soup is left. . Can you give me a straw?

7. The eldest brother and the second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting. The eldest brother had to go get the bag and found out when he came back. Everyone on the plane was vomiting. When the boss asked why, the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomit, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." ”

8. If you haven’t vomited now, then I have to admit that you are a master, and then I am going to use a trick---

Nirvana-- ---

One day, the eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play. They saw the two arguing about the development of the plot and made a bet. The eldest brother pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said: “The loser has to take a sip of what’s in there. "Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second eldest son lost. The second eldest son picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps in a row. The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration. He said to the second boss, "You are so amazing. You can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second child shook his head, "It's not that I want to drink. The phlegm in that spittoon is too thick. I can't stop biting it!" "The sun is in the east and the moon is in the west sky to create the word "Ming"

The son is on the right and the daughter is on the left with the word "dinghao"

An inch of land is a temple, and next to the temple is a temple. The poem says: The bright moon sends the monks home. Ancient temple.

Two trees form a forest, and there is a ban under the forest. It is forbidden to enter the mountain forest at the right time.

The sun and the moon are bright and the morning is dark, and the mountain wind is rising.

The stone skin is broken but still strong, and the ancient trees are not dead.

The sky is close to the top of the mountain, and the sky is far away from the mountainside

The moon floats on the surface of the water and sinks to the bottom of the water.

The moon waxes and wanes, the moon wanes and the moon waxes and wanes, year after year, twilight and dawn, the sun comes out at the end of the night.

Flowers bloom and fall, flowers fall and flowers bloom, summer, summer, autumn, and summer. The summer is cool, and spring comes after the harsh winter.

The moon is bright and the moon is bright in August.

The mountains and mountains in Wushan are very beautiful

The moon in the sky is full, the moon in the world is half, the moon is full and the moon is half

The end of this year, the beginning of next year, the end of every year, and the beginning of every year

The dragon's wrath, the wind and the waves

The moonlight shoots into the water and into the sky

One big Qiao, two small Qiaos, three inches of golden lotus and four inches of waist, five and six boxes of colorful flowers, eight points to nine points and ten points to be charming.

In the 19th month of the lunar month, six of the seven Jinshi returned, four drums and three drums sounded at the fifth watch, and two big Qiaos were occupied by one person.

The breeze could not tolerate me

When will the bright moon shine on people again

First couplet: "Qing" implies the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Second line: "Mingyue" commemorates the Ming Dynasty.

The moon is bright and the sky is clear, and there will be no rain tonight.

The wind is cold and the dew is cold, and it will definitely turn into frost when it comes late.

The second line: "Cheng Shuang" is a play on "Cheng Shuang".

The moon under the water is like the moon in the sky

The person in my eyes is the person in front of me

Several blows of the Xiangjiang River moon

One pillow attracts the Wuxia clouds

The first couplet contains the word "flute".

The second couplet implies "dream".

First couplet:

Several floors, supporting the east peak alone, close to the water and distant mountains, for painting, collecting snow on the green mountains, scattering the white river smoke, and baking the red landscape. , stained with blue fog. Sometimes poets pay tribute to the past, and sometimes warriors take advantage of the situation. The most pitiful thing is that the flower core is drifting, the spring boudoir mirror has been buried long ago, the loquat is lonely, and the green field and fragrant grave is left empty. I have mixed feelings about this. Laughing and silly butterflies always send them to drunken dreams. Try shouting from the top: Whose property is this half of the moon?

Second couplet:

Thousands of years have passed, Xichuan bureaus have been changed repeatedly, and great works have been completed, pretending to be heroes, leaping to the dragon, dying to the phoenix in front of the slope, lying in the gate to hide the tiger, and singing the frog in the well. . Suddenly there is an iron horse and a gold sword, suddenly there is a silver sheng and a jade flute. They are not like long songs and short rhymes, writing about love, hate and idle sorrow; winding corridors and winding corridors, enjoying the good wind and rain. I groaned and frowned, unable to return from all over the world. The hozen jumped to death and finally fell into the trap of Qiankun. And I asked, "Look at the dangerous building. Is that cloud my sky?" ”

Seen in the Chongli Pavilion of Wangjiang Tower in Chengdu, this couplet combines *** 210 words

The upper couplet:

Step up to the floor, Since Fei Wenwei came here, Shi said that Lu Shao was here first, and the Chu book failed to test. It is hard to say which dynasty it was from? Hao writes poems that will last for thousands of years. He travels back and forth to follow the official traces, and he is close to the victory. He connects Anhui and Henan to the far east, controls Jingxiang in the west, sleeps on Changyue in the south, and connects to Zhongxi in the north. In the vast universe, he is not a passing guest. . Hanging on the eaves of the corner, listen to the bronze and black iron horses, hang the sails on the river, and play with the snow waves and clouds. From the top of the mountain dozens of feet high, the towering mountains are towering, and the beams are restored and restored. The wild waves in the gorge depend on the efforts of all the gods to restore their luck. The gods are all illusory, and the swords on their shoulders are full of money, the sound of flutes in the mountains, and the shadow of cranes in the sky.

Second line:

Pan Feng supports Jie Pavilion. It is said that the Xin clan started at the beginning. Which refers to Bao Mingyuan's biography. There is no doubt about the history of Jin Dynasty. Who has never heard of it? From the battlefield, I admire the early emperor and think of many people in that time, but Yun Quzi is Li Sao. , Xiong Yize, eternal glory. The rest of the tyrants, known as Huang Xian, were allowed to succeed and destroy Huang Xian, and they were solemn and powerful. Fangcheng Han River, I still remember Zhou Ge Zhaotang, farewell to Qingchuan, and still Yao, Tian and Shun, walking together with billions of people, climbing into the sky, sweeping the plains, helping to loot and sweep, seeing the great achievements. Congratulations, the song is played now. The words of the wind and moon are boundless, and I can't appreciate the willow shade outside the pavilion, the color of the grass in front of the island, and the plum blossoms on the river.

Seen in the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuchang, 350 words, unknown author. It can be said to be the first long couplet in ancient and modern times, okay?