Classic lines of the ultimate series

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Black Dog: What can you do alone? Dadong: Call your sister, and you will know what I can do! Arthur: This is my own business. I don't need your help!

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Xiaoyu: Shakespeare said that the only difference between sympathy and love is ... Arthur: Shakespeare never said that! Xiaoyu: So, I can't go on. ...

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Arthur: You get out. I don't hit women! Dadong: (in Taipei dialect) Sister, go back and cook!

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(After the fight, Dadong and Arthur are at the seaside ...) Dong: Hello! I saved your life, at least say thank you! A: Thank you! Dong: Is there such reluctance? I saved your life, not only to thank me, but also to admit that I am the boss! Ya: megalomaniac Dong: What did you say? Narcissist! Boring men use hair and clothes when fighting! Ya: What do you know? This is my style, megalomaniac!

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Sambo: It's over! The third and fourth places on the Koban list are combined. I'm getting farther and farther away from the boss's seat! Axe: But old man, it's far away! Sambo: What do you do? ? Pa (Sambo slaps on the head of the axe) Axe: Don't hit me on the head! (The axe puts on a cool expression and learns to look like a light rain) Sambo: I'm going to tilt your head! Hit him hot!

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Head teacher: Students, the teacher asks you a question! Do you have a study plan? ? The whole class shook their heads: No! Class teacher: Students, you must listen to the teacher and have a plan for everything! ! I am convinced that as long as you study in an effective way, you will get good grades. For example, this is the same as losing weight. Yes, there is nothing wrong with it. Don't doubt. It's exactly the same as losing weight For example, don't think about whether you will be thin. You just have to follow your own plan, and then one day, when you stand on that scale, you will find that. Oh, my God, I did it. I'm so thin, I'm so slim, I'm so beautiful! The whole class is in low spirits ...

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When Dadong's parents asked Dadong to be with Angie, Dadong's reaction was hilarious! ! ) Dong: Hmm-I hate it! People don't like girls! ! Ouch! ! -Do not come! I'm going to bed!

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Rex: Why did you let me? ! Dong: I still regard you as a good friend. You know, I can't make good friends! ! Angie: He can't make good friends. Ever since I was a kid, remember? The great KO. 2. Have you forgotten?

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Arthur: Hey! ? Didn't the heartbreaker say he wanted to change clothes? Why haven't you come yet! ? Heartbroken man: Dangdang Dangdang-! How about it! ? Can you see who I look like now? Dong: A heartbroken suit man! ! Heartbroken: You! ..... Wait a minute! The heartbroken man jumps under the table, puts on a nun's clothes and jumps out to sing. )

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Sambo: Hello, classmate. I'm monitor Kim. He is big spicy, he is small spicy, he is an axe, remember! Big spicy is very small, little spicy is very big, and the axe is very sharp. Xiaoyu: If you want to hit me, hit me quickly. Sambo: Why? Xiaoyu: Because I have work to do! Sambo: Because of you, the duel failed, and many people came to me to refund their tickets. Do you know the loss? Ah! Xiaoyu: So? Sambo: So, hey, what do you mean by so? So, you have to compensate me for my loss! Xiaoyu: Oh! Sambo: Oh, what do you mean? Master, can you say more? ! I want you to pay, you may not be able to afford it! Xiaoyu: Then forget it. Sambo: Haha, ok, forget it then. Ah! What do you mean, forget it? You almost lied to me! Listen to me! I want you to invite me to dinner ... fried chicken wrapped in sand Spicy: the golden hoop for making tea. Spicy: coke, hot dog, big Mike. Sambo: Wan Gao Xia tiao barbecued pork bun. Spicy: fried rice noodles are sold chilled. Spicy: meatball mysterious cake shows soup. Sambo: Is the cold noodles spring rolls sweet? Spicy: One ton of meatball sausage. Three treasures are small and spicy: the universe is invincible mango ice! Sambo: How about it! Scared, huh? Xiaoyu: No. Sambo: Oh, no, forget it! Ah! Forget what? Take him away!

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Sambo: It's over! The third and fourth places on the Koban list are combined. I'm getting farther and farther away from the boss's seat! Axe: But old man, it's far away! Sambo: What do you do? ? Pa (Sambo slaps on the head of the axe) Axe: Don't hit me on the head! (The axe puts on a cool expression and learns to look like a light rain) Sambo: I'm going to tilt your head! Hit him hot!

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Sister Sha: King Arthur, here you are. Periodic!

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Sambo: Here's the thing, Brother Dong. I have always been good at history. I think I can be a little history teacher! Ha ha ha ha ha! Sister-in-law: Linda's treasure 3: Great Sister-in-law: You are not looking at the Kangxi Empire, or the Qianlong Dynasty-Dae Jang Geum! Teach! Teach a fart!

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Principal: I'm talking about one thing. I'm only talking about one thing! Not everyone can be the head teacher of the ultimate class. The head teacher of the ultimate class, do you know how high the elimination rate is, mom? On average, three class teachers will be replaced in one semester. She is either afraid of quitting her job or staying in the hospital. Finally, a teacher named Tian Xin touched her classmates with her patience and love. What's more, all her classmates like her. Look what this is! It's a miracle! Think about how many times you can meet such a miracle in your life!

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Sambo: Brother Dong, I don't know if I should tell you something! Dong: Then stop talking! Sambo: This is no ordinary trivial matter. Promise me that you will be absolutely calm after listening! ! Dong: You are really annoying. Don't make any noise. I want to sleep! Sambo: Well-don't do that! Then I'll make a long story short. Dong: It better be short enough! ! Kim, do you know I'm depressed today! Sambo: OK! Then I'll get to the point-since I'm not the boss, Sister Sha is not in love, and no one in the class dumped me ... (Sambo didn't finish, Dadong interrupted! ) East: Focus! ! !

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Sambo: (whispering) Do you know the Black Cat Hotel? Dong: What did you say? Speak louder! Sambo: I told you! Do you know the Black Cat Hotel? Dong: Yes! Sambo: (whispering) I see Rex there! Dong: (whispering) What! Do you know that if you talk to me like that, I will step on you (loudly)! !

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Sambo: I think! What if Rex's house collapsed? Now that the economy is in recession, sell yourself! Hmm-what a pity! Controlled by the evil underworld brother! Gee-how can I talk like this! ! Sister Sha: Dadong! Kim, a man who is about to break his heart with internal injuries, can't believe what he said! Axe: But Rex is so gentle, but he may be controlled! Spicy: Yes! Now there are more and more people with this special hobby! ! Sambo: Yes! Even I was almost taken away by those evil gangsters yesterday, not to mention Rex. Hey, don't look at me like that! In fact, there are many people who like me now!

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Class teacher: Students, you must listen to the teacher and have a plan for everything! ! I am convinced that as long as you study in an effective way, you will get good grades. For example, this is the same as losing weight. Yes, there is nothing wrong with it. Don't doubt. It's exactly the same as losing weight For example, don't think about whether you will be thin. You just have to follow your own plan, and then one day, when you stand on that scale, you will find that. Oh, my God, I did it. I'm so thin, I'm so slim, I'm so beautiful! The whole class is in low spirits ...

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Xiaoyu: Dadong, can you cheat? Dadong: Yes ... Do you want me to divide it for you now? ..... (pa) ah! ——! ——! ! ——! Xiaoyu, I'm sorry, I haven't cheated you for a long time. It hurts ..................................................................................................................................................... .......................... Oh, oh, why does it fly so high ... Xiao Yu: I still like torture.

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Sambo: Brother Dadong! Just at 8: 30 this morning, I finished the noodles and two dishes of stinky tofu that I must eat every morning as usual, because I was afraid of stinky! So I went to the convenience store across the street ... Dong: Get to the point! ! ! Sambo: Brother Dong! (Disease) Start ... Get to the point! Because I'm afraid of stink! So I went to the convenience store across the street and bought a pack of chewing gum. Here! By the way, the shop assistant MM I mentioned has actually been haha for a long time ... Dong: Kim! I'm telling you! You'd better tell me in the simplest and clearest way! Where's Rex?

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Arthur: Hey! ? Didn't the heartbreaker say he wanted to change clothes? Why haven't you come yet! ? Heartbroken man: Dangdang Dangdang-! How about it! ? Can you see who I look like now? Dong: A heartbroken suit man! ! Heartbroken: You! ..... Wait a minute! (A heartbroken man jumps under the table and sings in a nun's clothes) ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU, what am I now Arthur: A heartbroken man in a nun's clothes! ! Heartbroken: You! You guys ... good! Wait for me. (The heartbroken man comes up in a fire suit) There is a fire! Tell me quickly! I'm going to put out the fire Brothers! Let's go How about it! Who do I look like now? Xiaoyu: Sad people who want to put out the fire! !

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Broken-hearted man: There is only one road before you! Arthur: I want to hear what you call giving up halfway! Heartbroken: Good question! ! (The heartbroken man takes out a deer doll that has been sawed in half) Look! ! One deer has half left! Hehehe!

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Dadong: Oh, my God, you mean narcissist ... The sword stone in the sword stone has expired, so ... Demonbane won't run away! Arthur: megalomaniac, just say it, don't exaggerate! Dadong: Shh, shh, shh! You don't understand! I can't understand this plot at all. (When the camera turns, Dadong's face is close-up) Dadong: The play of Komi International Film and Television Co., Ltd. is really difficult to play! Screenwriter: Do you want to play or not? ?

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Qian Laiye: I said one more word, and I only said one! How difficult it is to survive in the present environment. At present, the stock market is stagnant, prices are soaring, the national income is not high, the unemployment rate is extremely high, and the streets are full of cash cards and usury. Not only is the environment so bad, but even our private school community is like this. Do you know how much effort, physical strength, painstaking efforts and scheming I have made to survive on campus? Do you understand this sentence with good intentions? Jia Yong: Principal, your sentence is so long!

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Dadong: What are you laughing at? Say it and make me laugh! Xiaoyu: Nothing, just someone who wants to mate with Arthur! Arthur: Say what? Who wants to be with her ... Xiaoyu: Haha! Arthur: You! Xiaoyu shut up: I really don't laugh, even if you really mate with her, I don't laugh! Dadong: Haha!

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Head teacher: Wang Dadong and Ding Xiaoyu, you two are fighting, right? Dadong: Head teacher, how do you know? We just haven't started yet! Head teacher: Wang Dadong, don't you dare speak! I just entered the class and didn't see you two, so I knew something was wrong! Wang Yase reminded me this morning, but I just don't believe it. I didn't expect to see you two here! Look at you, look at you-it's like killing someone! You two can't do this for Angie, can you? I am so angry! I am so angry! Dadong: You misunderstood, class teacher ... Class teacher: How could I misunderstand? I misunderstood your head! I am not a duty guide. I am a fake! Let me tell you, what big or small things have I not seen? Alas! Look at you two. You must have just finished fighting, right? Oh, you disappoint me! Ding Xiaoyu, especially you! I thought you could tolerate it a little. Rainbow Dadong, don't be so grumpy. Look at you, I'm really disappointed! Dadong: Monitor, I ... Xiaoyu: Be quiet. Head teacher: Yes! You'd better be quiet Do you know what happened in Wang Yase made me a big shot? Now you two are fighting for Angie like this. Is it worth it? Not worth it! What to do at night? I'm sure I can't sleep at night, and then what? Get up in the morning and you will be constipated. Constipation will make you fatter and fatter! Right? Look at this constipation, obesity, insomnia, and then lose weight. Do you think it is worth it? Not worth it! I can now imagine what I was like at that time! Then I'll take it out on you two! Especially you, Wang Dadong! You'd better not talk to me! Yes, that's you! You have never done what you promised me! You never promised me anything, and then you did it! You really are, alas, enough, stop it! Ok, go back to class! Let's go! Let's go It's really close Ding Xiaoyu, will you learn from Wang Dadong? Wang Dadong, is he so studious? Not at all! Right? Come on, let's go, keep up ... keep up! Oh, this really makes me angry! I am so angry!