A funny wedding host

The wedding is a brand-new site for people. Being the master of ceremonies is the witness of this happy moment. What are the funny wedding host words? The following is the relevant information I have compiled for you. Welcome to read! A funny wedding host

Little host (voiceover): You live at the head of the Yangtze River, I live at the end of the Yangtze River, I miss you day and night, and I drink the Yangtze River water.

Master of Wedding Ceremony: At this moment, reciting this epic poem about love reminds us of such a love story. A pair of close lovers who are close to each other and love each other. One of them is fighting for his career in Shanghai on the other side of the Yellow Sea, and the other is looking forward to it in Qingdao. They live far apart; Across the sea, the misty Yellow Sea keeps their yearning for love from each other and their loving feelings from each other.

hello, everyone, I'm master of ceremonies XXX.

In the vast sea of people, all kinds of men and women meet. They either become passers-by, or get to know each other and fall in love, but in the end they become strangers. Today, a couple of our newlyweds seem destined to bump into an unusual story when they meet. It is destined that their story will become a sweet love story for a lifetime. It's a match made in heaven, love is like oxygen. Because their combination is the perfect match of dragons and phoenixes that many people dream of, so at our wedding scene today, the host will tell you a story about the match of dragons and phoenixes. First of all, let's welcome today's hero with applause. At the same time, I announce the official start of our wedding ceremony. Please ask the sound engineer to play "Wedding March" (Mendelssohn), and ask all the guests to get up. Let's welcome a couple to the ceremony with warm applause. (In the wedding March, two doors of the hall slowly opened, and two little flower children dressed in costumes walked into the hall with flower baskets and onto the red carpet. As they walked, they threw rose petals into the air, and a couple of new people. Where the couple walked, the guests on both sides lit fireworks. )

Wedding emcee: Ladies and gentlemen, in the solemn, melodious and elegant melody of the wedding March, a couple left the magnificent wedding hall hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, and heart to heart, and entered the sweet and happy wedding life simultaneously; () At this exciting moment, friends, let's cheer for them, cheer for them, and burst into warm applause for their perfect combination.

(Newcomers take the stage and stand facing the guests)

Wedding Master: At the beginning of the wedding, I'd like to invite all the guests to see the projection screen first. Here, I have three questions to ask Mr. groom. Please tell me, groom, who are the characters appearing in the picture now? What are you doing?

(introduced by the groom)

Master of Wedding Ceremony: What everyone sees on TV screen is only the groom and his mother. In fact, there is another person in this photo who should be important today, right, groom?

(the groom answers)

Who is she? What are you doing? Can you tell everyone?

(The groom answers)

Wedding Master: I want to show you this photo before the wedding today because it contains a big secret. Now let's ask the groom to give us the following introduction (the groom briefly introduces the process of pursuing the bride).

wedding emcee: from the story of the groom, we know that when the groom started his love marketing plan. Mother took on a very important role. Ok, next I'll ask my mother to answer this question. (The host comes to the groom's mother) Hello, mother. He used to be a good colleague, so how did you suddenly have the idea of letting a girl be your daughter-in-law? Can you tell us?

(Mom answers)

Wedding master: a great mother with a unique eye. I want to give a suggestion to all the bachelors present here, and go home and go shopping with your mother when you have time. I don't know when the old man will be able to give you a beautiful wife. Everyone says beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think it is: a lady is in the eye of the mother. Give applause to the great mother.

(MC returns to the couple) Was the groom very excited after listening to his mother? Does it feel like an epiphany? Mom, it turns out that colleagues can still be daughters-in-law. Why didn't you say so earlier?

After many twists and turns, today, the groom has fulfilled his mother's wish and his dream with his indomitable perseverance and the spirit of fighting to death without hitting the south wall and turning back. Finally led the beloved girl onto the red carpet. Let's hear it for them.

ok, there is another treasure to show to all the guests. Please continue to watch the projection picture, and also ask the bridesmaids to send a couple of dragon and phoenix jade bracelets. As you can see through the TV picture, this is a pair of dragon and phoenix jade bracelets. This is also the theme of our wedding today-Dragon and Phoenix. In fact, you may have noticed that the layout of our wedding scene today, from the sign-in book to the table number, is specially designed with the totem and naming of dragons and phoenixes. In fact, we just want to show you such a moral here-the match between dragons and phoenixes.

I'd like to invite the bride to tell you about the topic of the match between the dragon and the phoenix.

Bride, I know that you went to a lot of trouble to find this pair of dragons, phoenixes and jade bracelets, right? Can you tell everyone?

bride introduction process.

Wedding Master:

Actually, I always thought that the love story of a couple really sounded a bit legendary. What makes people feel incredible is that it was the groom's second uncle who first affirmed the concept that his son's future marriage would be a match between a dragon and a phoenix, right? (Xinlang answers) And it's also the mandarin duck music hand-picked by mother. I still have to ask the groom's mother, did you know the bride's animal sign when you met her daughter-in-law for the first time?

(mother answers)

In fact, life is like this. Somehow, it seems that there is really a mysterious force pulling the couple. This baby seems to be specially prepared for a new couple. I really don't know where they got it. Please give a round of applause to Brother Long and Sister Feng, who are made in heaven. Please also ask a couple of new people to wear this dragon and phoenix jade bracelet for your sweetheart. I can't help but think of a great talent in the Song Dynasty, Qin Guan Qin Shaoyou, who has such an eternal saying in his "Queqiao Fairy" given to Su Xiaomei: When the golden phoenix and the jade dew meet, they win over countless people. I want to say: the golden dragon and the jade phoenix are better than countless others when they meet. The second wedding speech with funny personality

Dear leaders, relatives and friends, distinguished guests: Hello everyone

china national radio, CCTV, China Radio International, listeners, viewers, Taiwan Province compatriots and overseas Chinese:

We are now in xx Hotel, broadcasting the wedding ceremony of Mr. and Ms. Wang live. Today, the weather is fine, the sun is shining and the weather is sunny.

Look, the auditorium is solemnly decorated with golden walls, happy characters hanging high and golden lights flashing. The guests attending the wedding came from all directions, all smiling and beaming. It was really gorgeous and radiant. They were polite and sat on both sides.

In this golden season, Cupid's arrow hit the fruit of a couple's carefully cultivated love. After a sweet love affair, Mr. Shi and Miss Li will join hands to enter the sacred wedding hall today, the auspicious day of the zodiac on December 12 of the 2xx lunar calendar. This is a sincere crystal love, a touching love for a lifetime, and a true portrayal of a lucky day. Their combination is a perfect match between human beings, their combination is a perfect combination of pearls and pearls, their combination is a collision of true feelings, and their combination is a hymn of love in the new era. Friends, give them a round of applause.

The guests attending the wedding ceremony today are------------------------------------------as well as leaders at all levels, close classmates of the bride and groom, friendly relatives and friends, fellow villagers in the neighborhood, representatives of parents' families, and friends from all walks of life. I won't introduce them all here. Here, on behalf of both hosts,

I solemnly declare that with the approval of the bachelor Committee and the consent of the older girls Committee, the wedding ceremony of Mr. and Ms. Wang will begin now.

1. First of all, let's invite today's officiating guests with warm applause: Mr. Father of the groom, Ms. Mother, Mr. Father of the bride and Ms. Mother. Please sit down according to the family combination of the four old people. Don't sit wrong. I can see that the four old people are full of energy and smiling, but they can't hide their smiles in their eyes. Because today, everyone has entered a professional title, this is the old man and the old woman, this is the father-in-law, and this is the grandmother. Coincidentally, the two parents look like sisters by name. This must be God's arrangement, so that you will be able to respect each other and help each other often in the future. Let's congratulate the four old people for entering a professional title.

2. The bride and groom are the protagonists, accompanied by the groomsman and bridesmaid, and enter the venue with arms outstretched to pay homage to their loved ones. Let's invite the bride and groom to make their debut.

He will be your groom. From now on, he will be your lifelong companion. Everything about him will be closely related to you. He will accompany you forever and love you forever. She will be your bride. She is entrusted to you by others. You should take care of her all your life and fly with her with your tenderest heart. Bitterness and pleasure should be treated together. It must be a special fate to become a family along the way. He loves you a little more, and you give him a little more to find happiness. It may no longer be a person. Always think about us everywhere. If you pay a little, love will be complete.

It's so chic to praise the best man and the maid of honor for seeing the best man. He looks like two brothers to the groom. When he gets married, he is in a hurry. When he gets married, he cries when he gets home. What's going on? I said don't worry, young man. I'll be your master of ceremonies when you get married. Let's take a trip and get married quickly. I'll help you choose the address. You can say whether it's fast or not for a one-day trip to Xinmatai, but it's a new horse to set up a Taiping Mountain. Momoge went to see the crane Dagang Forest Farm to catch cats and cast a net to catch the moon bubble. It was also tiring after this lap. < P > Seeing the maid of honor was a little hard to erase, and the almond eyes were staring blankly, thinking, why don't I get married? I hope the wedding will come early. Maid of honor, I ask if I want to get married, and tell the truth.

The best man and maid of honor shake hands in friendship, the male and female guests accompany each other, and the green leaves and red flowers compete for each other's beauty. Now come to help as friends and learn from it. Thank you for escorting us all the way. Please take a seat below. Be sure to have more drinks and propose a toast to you later.

Praise the bride and groom

Look at the groom, who is really elegant, handsome and handsome, with heavy eyebrows and dark hair. He is one meter and eight feet tall. He is more attractive than Andy Lau Chow Yun Fat, and he is not stupid than Zhuge Liang. When he meets difficulties at work, he will be able to drag himself down. He is talented in learning, intelligent, open-minded, elegant in appearance, and has no adulteration.

Seeing that the bride is beautiful, with fair skin and slender figure, she is far away from Wang Qiang, just like the delicate and beautiful hibiscus, which is better than the colorful golden phoenix. Her hair is dyed like ink, and her two dimples hide her smile, just like the blooming magnolia, daffodils, white and fragrant jasmine and elegant peony. Old man, you are married to this daughter-in-law. Five continents are hard to find, and four oceans are hard to meet. Even in China, where people are outstanding, it is one in a hundred. When she came in, your family was lucky, her parents-in-law lived a long and healthy life, her husband was promoted to general manager, and she was full of blessings when she was married. Please ask the carpenter to make the biggest box, and don't pack anything, especially RMB. It doesn't matter if it can't fit. Use the car to save money, and the interest will be tens of billions.

3. The witnesses read the marriage certificate, and the nails are riveted. Cooperation is better than going it alone, and the marriage is beautiful.

There must be no fewer witnesses. Let's welcome the witnesses. Ladies and gentlemen, please note that marriage must be registered, legal marriage is protected, and the wedding day is more auspicious. Do any friends know if they are registered? Let's ask the witness to read the marriage certificate. The marriage certificate is issued by the government, and whoever grabs it first will be in charge. The secretary has written all the resolutions and asked me to bring them to you. Wife, wife, I love you. I listen to you in everything. I will go home after work and spend all my money on my wife.

4. Introduce the process of love. Groom, I know that you both work in xxxx, so how did you start from the people around you and how did you win the favor of the bride? Young man, take out your notebook. It's all a trick.

5, exchange gifts

6, like to drink a toast. Staring silently with love, eyes are full of each other, sipping a glass of wine deeply, thinking of each other when awake and drunk, drinking the nectar of honey, indulging in the fragrance of love, wishing you the bride and groom, remembering this wonderful time of life, wishing your future sun and moon will always be as sweet as this honeymoon, and wishing the strings of your career will always play the music of bosom friends.

7. Worship three times:

Worship your parents, the groom and the bride. When you get married, don't forget your parents. It's unusual for them to bring you up from childhood. Now that you two have grown up, but your parents' temples have been frosted, I hope that you two should invite your parents to live in a good house first, and you should invite them to taste a good meal first, so that your parents can enjoy happiness in their old age and their children's faces can't be forgotten. You should bow three times to thank your parents for their parenting, one time to thank them for their parenting, two times to remember their parents' words, and three times to bow to your parents, please rest assured.

Two bows to relatives and friends, one bow to thank you for coming, two bows to hope to visit us often in the future, and three bows to bear the baby in mind.

The three couples worship face to face, holding hands, eyes facing each other, and are silent. two of a kind, once you bow, you and I will be connected forever. Second, you will make selfless dedication from the bottom of your heart. Third, you will respect, love and understand each other. After marriage, you will not fight.

It's almost the end of the wedding. Everyone's face is full of mirth. The master of ceremonies will say a few words to entrust us. Life's journey is not all flowers and wine, and occasionally there will be bumps. As a partner, we should work together to fight the stormy spring and autumn. Don't you see that the Yangtze River is beautiful and long-flowing, as long as people are long-lasting, it will last for thousands of years. Friends, let's raise our glasses to the happiness of the bride and groom's wedding.

Funny wedding host (2)

1. Music 1 "News Network" title (serial number 2) CCTV! Now live news: This is a special report on March 8-the upcoming wedding of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. First of all, I would like to express my deep gratitude to all the guests, leaders, ladies and gentlemen, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and audience friends in front of the TV! At the same time, we also want to express our gratitude to the women who have become and will become women in the front line.