20 17 composition skills for the senior high school entrance examination: humorous language and funny high score.

We often laugh at Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan's sketch performances, just because their humorous performances make people laugh. Not only wonderful sketches have such miraculous effects, but humorous articles are also very attractive. Therefore, humor is an effective way to improve the score and popularity of exam composition.

"Ask the canal that clear? Because there is running water at the source. " Humor comes from life, family, campus and community. There are flowers of humor blooming quietly everywhere. Write it down in lively language, and without affectation, the flower of humor will be transplanted from the field of life to your composition field.

Of course, even if humor is funny, it can't be vulgar. Boring jokes are not humorous, fashionable spoofs are not humorous, representing evil cunning, irony, ridicule, glib tongue and gag. Humor should not only make people laugh, but also make people think deeply. Humor should take kindness as its essence, elegance as its coat and humor as its means, aiming at arousing readers' interest in reading, inspiring and edifying people.

Humorous compositions for the senior high school entrance examination are favored by marking teachers because of their special charm. They generously give high marks or even full marks to such compositions that are full of linguistic wisdom.

Art of war in senior high school entrance examination

Humorous and funny language is chewy and memorable. How to make the language of composition humorous? The following techniques can be used for reference.

1. Use idioms skillfully

Too many or rigid idioms in a composition will make the article dull, dry and lose its beautiful luster. However, in a special context, clever quotation or application can add bright colors to the article. For example: "All the curtains are taut, all the lights are turned on, prepare a steel wire-prick the bad guy's eyes, a badminton racket-smash the bad guy's head ... Everything is ready,' Everything is ready: only the bad guy', I waited all night, but I didn't see the bad guy ..." Here, the idiom "Everything is ready, only the east wind is needed" is subtly changed to: fun.

2. Big words and small uses

Violate the traditional usage of a word to highlight its new meaning, and flexibly use big words as small words to enhance the sense of humor and expressiveness of the language. She didn't come to the party last night, and we all blamed her for betraying her old friend. It turned out that her sudden onset almost led to a false and wrong case. "Wrongful, false and wrong case" refers to a case that is wrongly characterized because of unclear facts, or a case that deliberately creates a frame-up for others. Used here is a misunderstanding between friends, and the flexible use of big words as small words can make people laugh. Another example: "When the teacher walked out of the classroom, a fierce' war' began. Xiao Qiang and Yu Kang are sworn enemies and the head teacher's' big trouble', so that everyone sighs, if you are strong, why should you fight? No, the two gentlemen don't know why they' opened fire' on trivial matters. As long as there is a "war" between them, no one can stop it and no one wants to be bored. As a result, our books turned into bullets in this' battle'. Flying around is really a disaster. Hey, admit your bad luck. " Words with big words and small words are everywhere in the paragraphs, which makes people dizzying. War, Big Trouble in My Heart, Fire, War and Bullets add humor to the article.

3. Use new words skillfully

With the rapid development of society, especially the development of the Internet, and the gradual infiltration of foreign cultures, many new words and witticisms have emerged in our language. If these new words and witticisms can be properly applied to our composition, it will make the article humorous. Such as: "His movements are simply awesome!" If you change "handsome" into a synonym of "very handsome", the sense of playfulness will disappear. Another example: "Everything is about to pass, and everything is a cloud." If the network language "everything is a cloud" is replaced by the solemn language "everything is a passing cloud", the meaning is the same, but it is a little less lively and humorous.

4. Use rhetoric skillfully

① Parody: Imitation and transformation of existing words and phrases to temporarily create a new rhetorical device, which can be divided into parody, parody and parody. Imitation of words is to imitate existing words and create new words temporarily, such as: "those who were illiterate in the past were called illiterate;" Those who don't understand science and technology now are called subject blindness. "Subject Blindness imitates Illiteracy, and the language is fresh and interesting. Imitation is to imitate existing sentence patterns, tone, rhetoric, etc. And create new sentences temporarily, such as: "The naughty little thing said,' I took the exam yesterday, today and tomorrow, but when can I be happy? "Must say: Enjoy the exam." Imitating the sentences in Fan Zhongyan's Yueyang Tower is full of fun. Imitation is to imitate the language form of the original, change the content of the original and create new poems with the same style and different styles. For example, someone imitated Liu Yuxi's "Humble Room" and wrote interesting essays with different contents, such as classroom knowledge, student knowledge and official knowledge, which made people laugh and fall into meditation.

(2) Pun: a rhetorical device, where words are here and meaning is there. For example, "a customer said,' Boss, why do you sell soy milk so thinly and at such a high price?' The boss replied:' Don't people say that things are rare? "The boss said that" things are rare and precious "defended his opportunism with puns, and used this humorous form to resolve contradictions.

In addition, if rhetorical devices such as irony, exaggeration, personification and metaphor are properly used, humorous effects can also be produced.

5. Cleverly create characters and make them humorous

When describing and shaping characters, we should try our best to make his (her) language, movements and demeanor humorous according to the characteristics of each character. Why is Kong Yiji in Kong Yiji unforgettable? In addition to his tragic experience, I think his humorous words, demeanor and actions are also an important reason. You listen to him-"not much, not much, not much! how much is it? Not much! " What an interesting person! Look at his action-"throwing nine pence", how crisp and neat it is, and how hilarious it is.

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Battle of man and bee

This week, when General Tengfei came home from school and passed a grapefruit tree, he suddenly saw a wasp fall from the tree and landed on his neck, making him scream. ("General Tengfei" is a beautiful title; who is it? It makes people feel very strange and can't help laughing. )

General Tengfei suddenly put down the dragon's eighteen palms, and then beat the bumblebee's brains out and died. (eighteen palms of the dragon, borrowing the mighty martial arts in the legend of the condor heroes, can be described as a big word and a small use, humorous and humorous. )

After that, General Tengfei looked up at the big tree and saw that wasps were munching grapefruit skin as if it were a crunchy snack. (Compare eating grapefruit peel with eating "crispy snacks"; Rich in thinking and humorous. )

"Nothing, dare to bite my grapefruit tree!" General Tengfei was angry from the heart, and evil struck him. He grabbed a bamboo pole by the roadside and swept at some wasps. Just a few clicks, several wasps died. ("Dare to bite my pomelo tree"; Mix and match, not only not melodramatic; : On the contrary, it seems humorous and playful. Anger collapsed from my heart; Evil and courage coexist; Reminiscent of the lines of ancient storytellers, humor arises spontaneously. )

Suddenly, several accomplices of the deceased pulled out their guns and launched a vicious attack on General Tengfei. He is worthy of being a soaring general. He danced a bamboo stick like a magic whip, and then "snapped" a few times, causing heavy casualties to the enemy. The others put down their guns and ran away in panic. ("Kill without blinking", big words are small; Seriously, it makes people laugh. )

General Tengfei thought the battle was over and was about to leave, but who knows, the wasps blew the charge and flew around. (The wasp also sweetly blows "charge", which is personified and fresh)

"Shit!" General Tengfei hurriedly grabbed handfuls of soil particles on the ground and threw them at bees, and the wasps immediately dispersed.

Just as General Tengfei was about to go home, suddenly a big bee roared. This bee is very unusual, about two centimeters long, with black and red all over, purple in red and bright in purple. The weapon behind it must be unusual. General Tengfei thought: This bee must be the queen bee, so don't underestimate it! ("There is red in black, purple in red armor, and purple light shining", which has the flavor of ancient storytelling and the language is very playful. )

General Tengfei's eyes are like electricity, staring at the queen bee unblinkingly. I saw the queen bee coming straight at me like lightning. General Tengfei was busy dancing the bamboo pole in his hand, but the big bee was not an idle generation. It fluttered vertically up and down, left and right, avoiding the fierce attack of bamboo sticks again and again. But in the end, due to the disparity in strength with General Tengfei, he was finally killed by bamboo slips. (''vertical flash prance, up and down, left and right ". The four words used to describe actions are reminiscent of unfathomable martial arts in martial arts novels, not to mention humor. )

General Tengfei smiled: "Who said that wasps are very powerful? I finally beat them! " "

Readers must want to know, who is this brave general who is soaring? Haha, don't ask. He is the leader of four groups of Class 9 (2). He has played invincible all over the world and is famous in the whole school. Who is the team leader? Author Zou Ye. (Imitate the ending sentence of Zuiwengting-"Who is the Taishou?" Fuling Ouyang Xiu also. "wonderful! )

Bright spot scanning

This is a short article on the topic of "War". The author skillfully uses the secret of "the great move of Gankun" to transform the war of mankind into the "war" of nature. The change of perspective makes the original big, empty and difficult topic become concrete and familiar, and naturally it is easy to write. The author also has a good command of language. He made a mountain out of a molehill and used big words and small sentences to describe the law of the jungle and the fight between people and bees in nature as war, which was very humorous. Moreover, the description in the article is humorous and colorful.