Funny sand sculpture copywriting with a cramp of laughter

1. "My face is thin, but I have a heart thick enough to face the smile on my face!"

2. "Don't think that I won't dare to come near you if you fart. I need to take a deep breath. It's air! "

3. "Do you think money is particularly hard to earn? I usually try to sleep at night, or simply daydream. "

4. "I found the boss's sticker special at breakfast this morning:" There are two things I can't stand, headache and my mother's nagging. "So I left after breakfast and didn't hear her nagging at all!"

5. "I told my mobile phone today: If you ring again, I will smash you! The result really didn't ring! "

6. "I was thinking about life when I brushed my teeth in the bathroom this morning. I accidentally dropped my toothbrush in the toilet. As a result, the toilet told me: Why don't you think about life today? "

7. "I went out for a midnight snack with my friends. I said I wanted to eat fried chicken, and the waiter served me a boiled chicken. Didn't I say fried chicken? He said it was the only chicken dish in the shop. I asked: Do you have grilled fish here? He said, ok, I'll get it for you. "

8. "My girlfriend told me that drinking a cup of hot milk before going to bed every day can improve the quality of sleep. So I drink milk every night, and now I am a cow! "

9. "Today, when I saw a person on the road who looked like my first girlfriend, I went over to say hello to her, and she looked at me with a puzzled face. I asked her: Don't you know me? She said, who are you? So I walked away awkwardly. "

10. "I was in a bad mood once and went to the supermarket to buy a lot of snacks to vent my emotions. When I walked out of the supermarket, I felt that I should be the fattest lovelorn in history. "