Give a sketch script about Chinese style.

Character: A- Huang Fei; B- Hu Jun; C- Zhou language; D- teacher Wang

Location: A hotel.

A: Ah! Ah! Finally came to Nanshan this sentimental land! Five years after graduation, I miss the boys in our dormitory (singing) thinking, thinking, waiting and waiting, and finally meet again, 302 is coming!

*(C is packing)

Zhou Yu

C: (Looking around) A) Huang Fei, I haven't seen him for years. I can hardly recognize him. He has changed a lot.

You too.

C: I made a fortune there in recent years. Look how fashionable this dress is.

A: That's right. Men should eat pies.

This is egg yolk pie.

A: Forget the pie. We haven't seen each other for a long time. We need to talk.

B: The east wind blows and the drums beat. My business in Hu Jun has spread all over the country. La, la, la, I swish, swish, oh oh ~ ~ ~

Who are you?

B: Look at Huang Fei and Hu Jun carefully. Do you really have no impression of me at all?

C: coat, I remember. You are the king of jokes in our class, right? This is the king of funny. Nobody, right?

Hu Jun, it's you.

? B: I'm sure

C: Seriously, looking at your condensed figure, we really dare not recognize it.

B: That's right. Has the eighteen-year-old man changed?

Air conditioning: It's getting ugly. You two spoke ill of me again, didn't you?

No, no. It has one

Come, sit here.

C: Well, long time no see.

B: Yes, I've been thinking about it for four or five years. Huang Fei was a famous die-hard fan when you were at school. You must not have missed the World Cup some time ago.

A: Of course! I also set up an amateur football team in our unit.

Really? Then which faction are you on the football team?

A: Look at Zhou Yu. Hu Jun is completely blind. To tell the truth, football is not distributed.

C: Yes, Hu Jun, I think you just mix small potatoes with pork and pretend that you are braised pork! Are there Shaolin, Wudang and Huashan in this football?

Of course, I asked where you were on the football team.

A: the defender

B: Wu Tang gang.

C: This is very interesting.

B: Do you know the set-pieces?

I know

B: How did you stand when you penalized the set-pieces?

I'm just standing (posing)

B: Wu Tang Gang!

C: Ha ha ha. What a surprise.

He is such a fool.

B: I see everyone is in high spirits now, and they really miss our college life!

A: Yes!

C: I really want to go back!

B: Speaking of which, I remember one thing. The three of us were Taoyuan brothers on the university campus at that time. I am a very big brother Liu Bei!

A: You have Liu Bei's style. I think you are ready. As long as you get involved, goodbye. I don't want to mention your stupidity. Zhou Yu, do you still remember the skeleton in my closet about Huang Fei?

C: Certainly. Huang Fei thinks she is as smart as Huang Gai and as rude as Zhang Fei. He is a famous tofu in school.

Zhou Yu, what are you talking about? You don't drive your train. Are you kidding me? B: Zhou Yu's train. Hey, Zhou Yu, why didn't your train come?

C: You are welcome. As soon as my train arrived at Yantai station, the traffic police wouldn't let me get on the expressway, which made me very depressed.

A: It's not that you don't want to get on the highway. Because you didn't get your driver's license and took the wrong picture of your girlfriend.

B: When you were in college, Huang Fei chased countless girls. A: Am I a lover? C: I'm a lover. I prefer others.

B: I clearly remember that Huang Fei put a lot of effort into chasing a girl from the tourism department.

A: Yes! I belong to the kind of boy who is single-minded in love. I think, at the beginning, I was a person who could lift a pen and crush the world, and a person who could break a knife would definitely do it! When I started writing, I wrote a poem for that girl.

B: To say that his poem is ashamed to death of Li Bai and angry to death of Du Fu! He wrote: You are a swan flying in the sky, and I am a toad chasing you. If one day I can't catch up with you, Zhou Yu, guess what will happen.

C: What was the result?

B: As a result, he said very readily: Nothing, there are many crows who love me.

A: Hu Jun, you remember it after so many years!

B: That's right. Being a man? Be more kindly

C: Brother Jun has a good memory!

A: Yes, people who visit their parents have their own personalities: economic and trade leaders, industrial and commercial mouths, electromechanical noses, travel legs, ears of foreign languages departments, and a pair of small eyes that can discharge in the electronic department.

B: I'm not that authoritative! Busy talking, let's sit down for a drink and find the shadow of that year.

Today, we got drunk with him.

B: Well, brothers, let's drink to our reunion (B's phone rings).

Sorry, answer the phone!

In terms of your business.

! Hello, yes, I'm Hu Jun and my English name is Jun Hu! Right, right, Nanshan Hotel 302 (starts to giggle) OK (A and C are surprised, and B smiles and says to A and C)

Tell you a good news. Our head teacher, Mr. Wang, is coming soon.

A and C: Really?

I can't lie to you. It was she who called me just now.

A, B and C: Yes! ! !

D: It is every teacher's wish to have peaches and plums all over the world. I am very happy to hear that my students are going to have a party here today. How are the students?

C: Miss Wang, I really didn't expect you to come.

Why? You're not welcome.

Welcome, welcome

B: We warmly welcome you. We waited until all the flowers withered.

D: Hu Jun, you are still so funny. C: Come and sit here.

D: Well, everyone is better off than me now. I remember you were naughty.

B: Teacher, it's all historical materials. It's in the museum.

A: It's all old vinegar.

D: All right, forget it. Can you tell me what you are doing now?

Yes, sir. I am now working in a foreign company in Shanghai.

D: that's good. A: I was very scared when I first went, because many applicants were not highly educated graduates from famous universities, but only junior college students from a private university. At first, I didn't have much hope for myself. At this time, I remembered what Mr. Wang often said: "Opportunities are always for those who are prepared." With my persistence, I touched the boss of the company. I always ask myself when I enter the company, because Nanshan College tells me what is "advocating dedication and pursuing Excellence". Now I am particularly valued by my boss, and I will be promoted to vice president of the enterprise soon.

Really? I didn't expect this sticky bean bag to have a view. When I get promoted, I will definitely invite you.

D: don't talk about others. What about you, Hu Jun?

B: Hey, hey, teacher, our company is on the high loess slope, where the wind blows, see? Teacher, we blew this soil!

Hu Jun, you're talking nonsense. No, tell the teacher what you are doing.

B: Teacher, I own a whole logistics company there, and the business is quite prosperous.

C: Do business, Hu Jun. Don't fool people.

B: That's right. At school, the teacher told us to be honest. I take "kindness" as my motto, attracting many repeat customers and foreign businessmen!

D: All right, let's just watch. Zhou Yu, what are you doing now?

C: I ~ ~ ~, in the countryside.

B: Why, I haven't found a job yet, and I'm back in the countryside. This is really a return to nature.

Hu Jun, shut the fuck up.

D: Zhou Yu, you are a very obedient student at school. Do you have any difficulties? Tell the teacher. Maybe the teacher can help you.

Yes, we can all help you.

C: This is a misunderstanding. I actually teach in a poor mountain area!

D: coat (the teacher is surprised)

C: After seeing Xu Benyu, I realized that children in the mountains are so eager for knowledge. As a college student in the new century, I think I should do something for them, so I went to the mountains as soon as I graduated.

D: Zhou Yu, you made the right choice. I am on your side.

We also support you.

Please let me know if you encounter any difficulties in the future.

B: Right.

D: What about classmates? I am very happy and gratified to see you like this today.

Miss Wang, we owe it to the teachers' teaching today. Without you, I think we will still be confused. I really appreciate my teacher, my alma mater (from the music "Grateful Heart").

B: No matter where we are, there will be a moment of gratitude. For all the students, for all the students, for all the students, Nanshan College has given us a life that never gives up.

C: Miss Wang, when I came, my classmates knew that I had come for the birthday of my alma mater 15, and specially made a gift for our Nanshan College.

D: (Look) Tomorrow in Nanshan will be better.

A: Sincerity B: Sharp C: Profound.

Ok, class, let's raise our glasses together!

I wish our Nanshan a better tomorrow! male