Hotel Spring Festival program

Characters: Cinderella (divided into childhood and youth), prince, stepmother, stepsister, elf (Hubei accent), etiquette lady, narrator (Henan accent) and Xiao Zhuo.

("Beauty and the Beast" music starts)

Narrator: The story is as old as time, and the lonely Cinderella was bullied by her half-sister and her stepmother. (Music stops)

(Cinderella jumps up with the sign "Little Cinderella", holding Fuwa, and the stepsister comes after her)

Sister (grabs Fuwa from the ash)!

gray: this is mine!

(Mother)

Mother: (Speak with a southern accent first) Tell me if you want. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? How can I not give it to you if you don't tell me? If you don't tell me, I won't know what you want. Isn't this a wrong mother? So, in the future, if you want it, you must tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want it ...

Grey: What a mess, I don't understand.

Sister: Mommy, do you know why Uncle Heidi's teeth are so white? Because he speaks Mandarin.

Mother: (Mandarin) Well, I'll tell you again. Just tell me if you want. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? How can I not give it to you if you don't tell me? If you don't tell me, I won't know what you want. Isn't this a wrong mother? So, in the future, if you want it, you must tell me. I won't give it to you. If you want it ...

Grey (covering her ears): Oh, I can't stand it. (running away)

(below)

Narrator: On this day, my mother received a short message from the royal family.

(Mother is standing with Zhou Jielun's "Nocturne" as the ringtone, reading while watching her mobile phone)

Mother: On February 3th, 26, the royal family will hold a grand Party for thieves at the fifth floor of Wan Xiu Garden. (depending on the situation of each school, it is just one more floor than the best canteen)

(Sister Shang)

Sister: mother, maybe you will choose a princess.

Mother: Oh dear, why didn't I think of that, little fellow, I'm I'mproudofyou!

(bottom)

Narrator: All this was heard by Cinderella, who was hiding aside. She knew that she couldn't attend the party, so she was extremely depressed. She even went outside the palace every night to look like a prince.

(Cinderella holds up the "Cinderella of Youth" card, and the prince is taking a bath)

Grey singing: I came to your window again tonight, and your shadow on the curtain is so lovely.

Prince (sneezes): I hate it. Who has a crush on others again? (under the prince)

Narrator: Here, an elf appeared. (The music of "Little Witch" starts)

(The elf jumps and walks twice, walks to the center of the field and turns again, and the music stops)

Elves: come on, baby, you love him, don't tyou?

Cinderella: Come on, you can't speak Chinese.

Elf: In the blind corner of thinking, we hit a miracle, except for the impossible, even if the rest is impossible, it is still * * * *, because those with standard answers are usually not questions ...

Cinderella: stop, can't you speak human words!

elf: If you want to live well, you must eat well. If you want to be in a good mood, you must do well in advanced mathematics; If you want to get high grades, don't forget all subjects; If you want to find your own direction in the lonely prosperity, you must ...

Cinderella: BT! Just say what you want to say!

elf: do you want to have a love affair with the prince?

Cinderella: nonsense, if you don't want to, why is Ai Jia here?

elf: please edit the short message "I love you, Prince Prince, just like a mouse loves rice" to 11 for mobile users, and edit the short message for Unicom users ...

Cinderella: Stop, I am so poor, where can I get a mobile phone?

elf: OK, Let'smakeitadeal! I'll lend you three magic weapons, and please invite our etiquette lady to play! NO.1, Jane Zhang brand stunning false eyelashes, NO.2, Jinguangxing brand slim evening dress, NO.3, which is also our highlight today! Chen * * * * brand tramples on your pair of crystal shoes!

Cinderella: So little?

Elf: Don't worry, there are * * * cards. You can give them in a roll of toilet paper later!

Cinderella: I'm dizzy!

elf: Remember, you must be back before 12 o'clock, otherwise ...

Cinderella (blushing): Oh, people know! When we meet for the first time, we won't meet the prince ...

Elf: Little dead girl, where do you want to go? After 12 o'clock, all these things will disappear except the glass shoes, so ... (Look around), I'll tell you a secret plan!

(bottom)

Narrator: The exciting day has finally arrived. Cinderella is wearing Jane Zhang brand stunning false eyelashes, wearing a golden star brand slim evening dress, stepping on Chen * * * * brand to insult your glass shoes, and carrying * * * brand toilet paper in her pocket. You will be on your way later. And all this, her half-sister and her stepmother, who is like a dragon, are still completely ignorant.

(sister, mom, go)

Sister: Mommy, isn't it a little ...

Mom: It's fair.

sister: be kind.

mom: if you say that again, then I want to tell you that mommy is very angry and the consequences are very serious. I have made up my mind, needless to say!

Narrator: The exciting moment has finally arrived. At the party, the handsome prince and the beautiful Cinderella met. ("closetoyou" music starts)

(Prince and Xiao Zhuo)

Prince: Alas, Xiao Zhuo, why are all the girls present today uglier than you? A pig's waist and face.

Xiao Zhuo Zi: It's really not aesthetic. It's not a pig's waist face. It's an authentic shoehorn face!

(Cinderella plays in the Mood for Love until "I long for a spring breeze and look forward to a smile, and you will just pass by", and the prince steps forward to hold her hand)

Prince: Sister, have we met?

Cinderella: where is it?

prince: Inmydream!

Cinderella: Why are you so vulgar? It's too old-fashioned to say that you want to befriend a girl.

Prince (stunned): Xiao Zhuo, I am dizzy.

Xiao Zhuo Zi: What's the matter?

Prince: I just got stung by Cupid!

Cinderella (to herself): His name was Xiao Zhuo just now, isn't it ...

(to the prince) Are you the masked prince who can faint in the blink of an eye?

Prince (winking at the audience frequently): Isn't it?

narrator: The prince and Cinderella fell in love at first sight.

Prince (sings "My Cinderella", after singing a few words, holding Cinderella's hand and saying): ("la vie en rose" music starts) Dear Ash, if all the water in the ocean is poured out, it will not put out the flame of my love for other women. Can the water in the ocean be poured out?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: I can't pour it out.

Prince: So I don't love them. If I pour out all the water in a bathtub, it won't put out the flame of my love for you. Can I pour out the water in the bathtub?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: I can't pour it out.

prince: you idiot! Kneel, do, coherent movements ... What a mistake!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: I am wronged!

prince: stop! The company commander took it down and rested for 1 minutes.

(turning to Cinderella) The water in the bathtub can be poured out, so ... so ... I ... I ... Oh, I'm sorry, I hate it!

(running down)

Cinderella: Honey, honey, wait for me! Actually, I also ...! Oh, my God, it's 12 o'clock. I should go. By the way, the elf asked me to leave a glass slipper as a token of love! (Take off a shoe, look left and right, hop down)

Narrator: Cinderella went home in fear and trembling, looking forward to the reply from the messenger. On this day, the palace finally sent someone!

(Xiao Zhuo, sister, mother, go up)

Xiao Zhuo: Whose shoe is this?

Sister: Could it be mine?

mom: son, don't be greedy for that petty gain. It's definitely not a good thing.

(on Cinderella)

Cinderella: Don't compete with me! That's mine, ah! Jesus Christ! I'm going to be a princess! Salvation avalokitesvara, Iloveyou!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Is this really yours?

Cinderella: No.48 foot, unique!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: OK, come with me.

Cinderella: Do I need to dress up?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: You will be dressed up then, and you will get the beautiful striped underwear and a pair of exquisite limited edition handcuffs!

Cinderella: What ... what ... what's going on?

Xiao Zhuo Zi: The prince was killed at the end of the party. This slipper was the murder weapon left at the scene, and the prince was killed by this slipper!

Cinderella: Ah, I see! Elf!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Let's go and cut the crap! (Hold Cinderella, freeze)

(Xiao Zhuo still keeps her original posture, and Cinderella gets up and faces the audience)

Cinderella: Dear audience friends, you haven't figured out what's going on, have you? Actually, the thing is that on the day of the crime, that is, on February 3, 26, I was wearing a super heavy design by an elf who planned to usurp the throne. And according to the plan of the criminal suspect, the elf met the prince, and with my beauty, I successfully achieved the purpose of pleasing the prince, and it is the so-called accident that breeds inevitability, all of which is in the hands of the elf behind the scenes. Think about it, everyone. Did the elf have any doubts when he handed me the glass shoes? That's right. Why will everything disappear except the crystal shoes? Yes, this is precisely because the glass slipper is the weapon that the elf wants to frame me. You have to leave after 12 o'clock. It is the elf who wants to set aside time for crime. When I left, the elf sent a message to the prince in my name. After the poor prince was cheated, he was killed by the elf with a glass slipper from behind.

Xiao Zhuo Zi: But how do you know it's an elf? Is there any evidence?

Cinderella: Of course, do you think I don't know? I watched the news last night. The prince was holding a mobile phone when he died, and I couldn't afford it at all. Please check the mobile or China Unicom company, bring up the content of the short message, find the elf, and ask her what she was doing at that time. According to various signs, you can know through analysis, reasoning and judgment. Besides, the elf is a competitor to the prince's throne.

elf: I am the new queen now! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha!

Xiao Zhuo Zi: Fairy, your dream is over! Cinderella, our clever detective, has uncovered the truth for us. Come with me to the station!

(Xiao Zhuo, the elf steps down)

Cinderella: Ha, ha, ha, the prince is such a sissy, which I didn't like at first. This time, I finally got into the social circle of the high-level royal family, and I'm still worried that I can't marry into a rich family? Hum!