Humorous host speech of high school students' Spring Festival party

Introduction:

In order to have a good reunion for the 2th anniversary of Grade 91 in xx Middle School, to be serious about the venue discipline and to ensure the quality of the meeting, eight disciplines are solemnly read out (originally, I thought about more than 2 disciplines, but in view of the fact that Teacher Luo's class rules were not accurate in grade three, only 1 were allowed, so I dare not exceed the number of rules made by the teacher, so I condensed them into eight):

During the meeting, there were the following disciplines.

Article 2: The host agrees to cling to his former dream lover and even forget that he is in a meeting.

article 3: if anyone goes to the bathroom without permission, the host agrees;

Article 4 If the moderator disagrees with his viewpoint and effectively changes his original correct viewpoint by giving him cigarettes, water and other means, the moderator agrees.

Article 5 If you don't listen carefully to the teachers and classmates, the host will disagree.

Article 6: In order to avoid speaking, the host disagrees if he goes to the toilet under the pretext;

The moderator disagreed with the neglect of collective and individual safety during the seventh meeting;

article 8 the host disagrees with the request that the host be laid off or usurp the party to seize power due to his infatuation with the host.

To sum up the eight articles, please correct yourself according to your own wishes if you don't understand grammar or words!

The 2th anniversary reunion of Grade 91 in XX Middle School is now officially started!

Opening remarks:

Dear teachers and fellow students:

Happy New Year! On the occasion of the Spring Festival in the Year of the Loong, we are happy to have a reunion for the 2th anniversary of Grade 91 of xx Middle School in Zhongxian, and gather at the Riyue Hotel in Zhongxian. At this beautiful moment, I am entrusted by the monitor of the principle class and the monitor of the liberal arts class to preside over this reunion. I am deeply honored and extremely unfortunate. I am honored to be appointed to the post, but unfortunately I have no talent. To this end, please stimulate my confidence and fear with fierce applause, thank you!

Teachers:

After studying for three years, I can't express my gratitude.

I am ignorant of my youth, and I put up with hardships. We will remember the wrinkles on your forehead!

Students:

After three years of being classmates, it's as warm as yesterday, and my love still haunts my heart.

Youth often enters dreams, and time and space can't separate you from me.

wherever you are, I will find you! Go to Qiu Lai in spring, year after year; Youth is like water, lasting for twenty years. Today's party is a wonderful interpretation of yesterday, and it is a wonderful continuation of tomorrow. Here, on behalf of the preparatory group for the 2th anniversary reunion of Grade 91 in xx Middle School, I would like to extend my high respect and warm welcome to all the hard-working teachers who have worked tirelessly and come far away! I would like to extend my cordial greetings and best wishes to all the schoolmates who are working tirelessly in a foreign land! I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to all the students from Zhongxian who are preparing for this class reunion!

Next, the list of the preparatory committee for the reunion will be announced: (Except for the minor posts, all the others were made up by me last night. You have to take it, and you have to take it if you don't accept it. )

1. General planning: * * *, * * *, * * *.

second, the host: ***

third, the meeting plan: ***

fourth, the delivery: ***

fifth, the accommodation, the reservation and the arrangement of the karaoke bar: * * *, * *

sixth, the meeting coordination: * * *, * *.

Agenda of the meeting

First, the first item of the meeting: Please welcome the class leader of Grade 91 science class in xx Middle School to give a welcome speech! Everyone welcomes

Second, the meeting is going on. Second, the monitor of the liberal arts class of Grade 91 in Youqing xx Middle School * * * delivered a speech at the party! Welcome everyone.

third, the meeting is going on. third, please invite the class teachers and classroom teachers who have participated in the first year of senior high school to speak. Let's applaud! First of all, please welcome Teacher Luo.

fourth, the meeting went on. fourth, the lyrics of a song in our time were written like this: As long as you live better than me, nothing will be difficult until you are old. ? Dear students, after 2 years, are you okay? If you are the darling of God, please give us a piece of sunshine. If you are not happy, please believe that we will not turn a blind eye and send you a cloud, because you are our brother and sister. We all want to listen to the story after you left us quietly. Please get ready and tell us everything you can and want to say. Due to time constraints, each person's speaking time should be controlled within 3 minutes as far as possible (speaking in sequence).

V. Inform a few sporadic things:

(1) After the meeting, all the teachers and students immediately took a group photo outside the gate of the Sun Moon Hotel.

(2) Dinner will be arranged in the building of Riyue Hotel, and we will go to the building for dinner after the group photo. (Dining time is 6: ? 7: 3)

(3) All teachers and students, after dinner, go to the Sun Moon Hotel karaoke room to sing, and none of them can be left behind (karaoke time is 7: 3-11: 3).

(4) We have arranged 1 standard rooms in the Sun Moon Hotel. All teachers and classmates who need accommodation tonight will find Comrade * * to arrange after the meeting.

(5) After the reunion, the financial accounts of this party will be published by the preparatory group on the QQ group of Grade 91, and students of * * * will be invited to supervise it.

(6) The deadline for this reunion is the fourth night of the first month.

(7) As this party coincides with the Spring Festival in the Year of the Loong, many students haven't even been informed, which brings unhappiness to the students who can't attend. Please help us to make up for it and tell them that we miss it very much.

(8) Due to the hasty preparation time for this gathering, many places have not considered it carefully. I hope that everyone will talk about unity, style, mutual understanding and mutual accommodation, and avoid haggling over every ounce, and strive to make this gathering a United, lively, warm and harmonious event through the concerted efforts of all of us, leaving a good memory for our 2-year gathering!

Dear teachers and students, Miaoer Mountain is green and Huiyin River is long. When we were young, we were affectionate, we fantasized that we were angels and princes in our hearts; Time flies, and we have all reached middle age in a blink of an eye, but we are still young, tenacious, full of vitality, and the times are changing, and the deep friendship of our classmates will never change; We care about each other, be caring and attentive, and the true feelings of mutual help and love will never change. Things change, things are unpredictable, and we should always stand on the forefront, play different roles and perform the same wonderful life.

that's the end of today's meeting. dismissed! Thank you!

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