Please give me the lyrics for Guo Degang's "You Want to be Elegance"

Text of "You Must Be Elegant"

Guo: Thank you, thank you, there are millions of people upstairs and downstairs.

Yu: Oh~where are there so many people! (The audience yelled, but couldn’t hear clearly what was said)

Guo: Ah, someone inside shouted that Yu Qian was hit

Yu: Hey, (laughing) why did you pick up your mouth? Come and tell me?

Guo: You are not very popular.

Yu: Eh.

Guo: These people are here to see you.

Yu: No, no, people listen to cross talk.

Guo: I think so

Yu: Really?

Guo: Everyone likes you better than me.

Yu: Everyone praises it.

Guo: I have been working for so many years

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I also have to thank Teacher Yu

Yu: You You're welcome

Guo: It helped me a lot

Yu: I dare not say that

Guo: But I can't give you anything

< p>Yu: Oh

Guo: My conditions are not much different from yours

Yu: We are all the same

Guo: Isn’t it

< p>Yu: Yeah

Guo: If I become the emperor one day

Yu: Huh?

Guo: I will make you the crown prince

Yu: Oh, this...

Guo: I can only do my best

Yu: Hey, that’s enough

Guo: From now on, all my property will be yours

Yu: Hey, that’s it~ You didn’t even run out to let you know when you became emperor Run on me

Guo: The problem is that I can’t be the emperor

Yu: Oh, yes, don’t think about it

Guo: (laughing) Along the way for more than 20 years, the audience has witnessed our growth

Yu: You have seen it all

Guo: As an actor, it means good cross talk

< p>Yu: Yes

Guo: No other skills

Yu: Yes

Guo: Everyone knows us

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Guo Degang, Yu Qian

Yu: We two brothers

Guo: Very young

Yu: Yeah< /p>

Guo: There is no comparison with our predecessors

Yu: Of course

Guo: Everyone knows Guo Degang and knows the three words Guo Degang,< /p>

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Just from the Analects

Yu: Hey~ Just wait a while

Guo: You said

Yu: Is there Guo Degang in the Analects of Confucius?

Guo: The Analects of Confucius, the inner book of Confucius.

Yu: I know what Confucius wrote about it

Guo: There is such a sentence in the Analects of Confucius Gongye

Yu: How do you say it?

Guo: "I have never seen a strong person"

Yu: How to say it?

Guo: Sage Kong said that it is a pity that I have never met Guo Degang.

Yu: Hey, haha~~ Then you are dead, right?

Guo: Yes!

Yu: Hey, what a mess. Do you know if you don’t explain it this way?

Guo: I understand it this way

Yu: Ah

Guo: Many viewers like us

Yu: Oh

Guo: Of course there is some controversy over Guo Degang

Yu: Ah, the controversy is not small.

Guo: It’s normal

Yu: Of course

Guo: Someone said, “Guo Degang’s cross talk is all vulgar.”

Yu: Oh, we are vulgar.

Guo: A benevolent person sees benevolence, and a wise person sees wisdom.

Yu: There are different opinions.

Guo: There are people at different levels of society who say others are vulgar.

Yu: Really?

Guo: Upper class,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: When someone calls someone vulgar, he is pretending to be confused because he understands.

Yu: Oh, are you pretending to be confused?

Guo: Hey~ Experts and scholars say people are vulgar,

Yu: Is this?

Guo: This mentality is that the east wind is broken, I am worse than the east wind!

Yu: Okay~~

Guo: A crosstalk actor said that his peers are vulgar,

Yu: Is this?

Guo: Envy, jealousy and hate!

Yu: Oh, this is the mentality.

Guo: If he could perform a show here, how could he be so obsessed with it?

Yu: (laughing) This is absolutely true.

Guo: There is naked hatred only among peers.

Yu: Our colleagues are enemies

Guo: There is no way

Yu: Yes

Guo: That’s understandable

Yu: Yeah

Guo: There are two kinds of people in the world,

Yu: Oh?

Guo: One kind of person likes Guo Degang,

Yu: Oh

Guo: No mistake

Yu: Of course

Guo: This is the first type

Yu: Yeah

Guo: The second type of people don’t like Guo Degang,

Yu: What about this one?

Guo: That’s right

Yu: You can choose

Guo: But the second type of people think that they are more elegant than the first type of people. This is wrong. , (audience applauds) This is also the reason why he is always ranked No. 2

Yu: (laughing) Oh, that’s the reason.

Guo: Life is not easy for people, so keep a dignified attitude.

Yu: Hey

Guo: Only by being tolerant can the world be wonderful!

Yu: This is the most important thing.

Guo: Let’s tell the truth,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: What is vulgarity and what is elegance.

Yu: Distinguish

Guo: I think so

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Simple elegance is not enough to constitute the world,< /p>

Yu: Oh

Guo: The emotions of little people are the real art.

Yu: That is

Guo: Chairman Mao once taught us,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Literature and art are for the broad masses. People serve the masses.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Blindly elegance, blindly flattering, I can only say that you deliberately violated the chairman’s literary theory

Yu: Huge. ~~~~This big hat really sticks!

Guo: This is how you treat that guy.

Yu: Yes? Oh, just do this

Guo: No, let’s tell the truth

Yu: Ah

Guo: The old saying is true, isn’t it

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Elegance and vulgarity are tolerant of each other,

Yu: Oh

Guo: Only tolerance can make elegance and vulgarity** *reward.

Yu: Coexist

Guo: Many people can’t see through it.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I always think it’s elegant. What vulgar.

Yu: Oh

Guo: What is elegant and what is vulgar?

Yu: Yes?

Guo: Someone said,

Yu: Ah

Guo: Listening to symphony is elegant,

Yu: That’s true< /p>

Guo: Watching cross talk is vulgar;

Yu: Hi!

Guo: Listening to celebrity lip-synching is elegant,

Yu: Oh

Guo: Watching online originals is vulgar;

Yu: That’s it Woolen cloth?

Guo: Looking at body art is elegant,

Yu: Huo

Guo: A couple telling dirty jokes is vulgar;

Yu: Hi !

Guo: Drinking coffee is elegant, eating garlic is vulgar. (The audience booed) Mr. Gorky taught us,

Yu: He said?

Guo: Go to hell with your grandma. (Audience ugh~~~)

Yu: Gorky and his family are really full of relatives.

Guo: What is elegance and what is vulgarity?

Yu: Alas

Guo: It is elegant to have good teeth, and it is vulgar to have good people.

Yu: This is how it is written

Guo: One word is Ya and the other is Jia. This word is pronounced elegantly.

Yu: Right

p>

Guo: Say it with your mouth, it’s okay to eat when you are full, sit there and say it, this is elegance;

Yu: Oh, this is called elegance

Guo: A single person has a grain, and the grain is composed of five grains. This word has a common meaning.

Yu: Right

Guo: It is a common custom to eat, drink, and have diarrhea.

Yu: Oh

Guo: People don’t have to say it,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: You don’t need to be elegant. Something, but you can’t live without it.

Yu: Everything is vulgar

Guo: Elegance and vulgarity, vulgarity and elegance complement each other

Yu: Who can't be separated from

< p>Guo: Can't live without it

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Drink coffee with garlic, the autumn water will always be the same color as the sky.

Yu: Wow~

Guo: I can smell scumbags when many elegant people wear perfume.

Yu: Deep in my heart

Guo: After more than 20 years of ups and downs, I have now reached the point where I can watch all the pornographic films in the world without any code in my heart. (Audience sighs)

Yu: Okay~~~~~~~~~ I don’t know if it’s coded or not, but I’m sure I’ve seen it all.

Guo: I’ll return it to you in two days

Yu: Hey, it’s mine? I didn't lend you this thing.

Guo: (laughing) Let me tell you that when vulgar things are gone, elegance no longer exists.

Yu: They are all complementary

Guo: The two are the same thing,

Yu: Dialectics

Guo: Only vulgarity can make people approach art.

Yu: Yes

Guo: There is no distinction between high and low art

Yu: Eh

Guo: As the saying goes, drama and Porn movies are all things that bring happiness to people.

Yu: Huo~

Guo: Really

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Let’s put it crudely, but the truth is true. People in the upper class never watch Category III movies,

Yu: That’s good

Guo: He’s serious. .

Yu: Hey, haha~~~~ I might as well watch it.

Guo: You may disagree with my aesthetic views, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights

Yu: This pair

Guo: Let me and The people retain their secular rights

Yu: Yes

Guo: Classical Chinese is good,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Shuzi is not enough and has a lot of tricks

Yu: Is this?

Guo: Let me reiterate again: Elegance is not pretended, Sun Tzu is the one who pretends.

Yu: Hi~ Tell the truth

Guo: Sometimes I get angry when they pretend to be me,

Yu: Are you angry?

< p>Guo: Live a good life, what’s going on all day long?

Yu: Ah

Guo: As soon as we got on the bus, the bus was as crowded as a sour pear, and he even stretched out an English newspaper,

Yu: Hey, okay~

Guo: Do ??you know me?

Yu: Can’t tell

Guo: On the side of the road, there are also people talking half in Chinese and half in English.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Buying an apple is also "Hello, uncle,"

Yu: Uncle?

Guo: "I have a look,"

Yu: Hi~

Guo: He wants to take a look,

Yu: Ah

Guo: "Is your Apple worth five yuan and seven pounds?"

Yu: What a mess

Guo: You bought rotten apples Okay, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Yu: Don’t talk in silence

Guo: Clean this shit,

Yu: Ah

Guo: Bring a watch , "Hey, look at my Rolls-Royce watch."

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Is it the extended version?

Yu: Hi

Guo: Didn’t I kill you?

Yu: Che~

Guo: You can’t even talk about Rolex?

Yu: What foreign language are you talking about?

Guo: Some wear a big yellow chain,

Yu: Gold chain

Guo: Don't sweat. Your vest will get dirty if you do.

Yu: Huh? Color fade?

Guo: Copper plating

Yu: Okay~ I really want this one

Guo: Ah, that "Oh, I have to buy that shampoo." "Hong Kong Salsa Shop", don't do that, you don't have as much hair as I do.

Yu: Then don’t wash it

Guo: This is what we are talking about

Yu: Ah

Guo : My pants are dirty,

Yu: Ah

Guo: Leng told people, "My pants got dirty while eating abalone." If you wet your pants, just say you wet your pants.

Yu: Oh~, the abalone is not that big! (Audience ugh~~~~~~)

Guo: I’m bringing broccoli

Yu: Oops~~Hi~

Guo: Let’s talk about this The thing is, sometimes I get angry when I see this,

Yu: Ah

Guo: "I'll sign the bill" after finishing the meal,

Yu: Oh?

Guo: "Ah, I'm sorry, sir, I can't sign the bill."

Yu: Yes

Guo: "I'll swipe my card." Which card do you swipe to drink a bowl of wontons? ah?

Yu: It’s not worth it.

Guo: You know this

Yu: Ah

Guo: Pretend to be an eagle with a big tail. On the side of the road, a man and a woman were standing here, talking to each other like poetry.

Yu: Huo~~

Guo: The same goes for this man, (Hong Kong dialect? I can’t figure out what it means) “Remember you must be happy.” This woman said: "But my mentality has always been seven up

eight down." "You can't let go." "I have to tilt my face to the wall at 45 degrees to prevent my tears from flowing down. ""You will always be my proud princess. I have to leave. Your husband is about to get off work." What a waste! !

Yu: Oops, it’s so elegant. Two stinky hooligans co-authored it?

Guo: How to do this? It's enough to shoot this guy for a day.

Yu: Don’t treat your qi with them

Guo: Really, especially in our industry, the cross talk industry,

Yu: Yeah

p>

Guo: I don’t know what’s going on. I demand so much elegance and elegance all day long. If you have the skills, why don’t you memorize tongue twisters?

Yu: Practice basic skills

Guo: The Chinese crosstalk community held another meeting two days ago,

Yu: Oh~huh~

Guo: There is nothing you can do,

Yu: He is really diligent now~

Guo: There is no place to talk about cross talk, so we can only have meetings,

< p>Yu: I went there to practice basic skills

Guo: Do ??you want to hold an elegant cross talk conference?

Yu: Huh? ~

Guo: Ah, all the elite award-winning actors are gathered together,

Yu: Eh

Guo: Ah, in Home Inn, Seven Days, Sufa, Hanting,

Yu: What a mess

Guo: It is held in these hotels.

Yu: Find a good place

Guo: Let me go, but I don’t dare to go,

Yu: That’s

Guo: I’m afraid I won’t be able to explain it when I get home.

Yu: Oh, yes

Guo: Then the expert, cross talk expert Wang Moumou

Yu: Experts dare not leave their full names< /p>

Guo: Let me do it at home.

Yu: Huh?

Guo: Come home, Comrade Xiao Guo comes home,

Yu: Oh

Guo: Let me tell you what elegance and vulgarity are .

Yu: Shan Shuo

Guo: It’s not appropriate not to go, so go.

Yu: I have to go

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, wow, there are couplets hanging on the wall in the room. It has a strong cultural atmosphere.

Yu: How to write the couplet?

Guo: Very good

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I have been sleeping on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and I turned over.

Yu: Oh?

Guo: When I saw this, he was a bastard!

Yu: Oops~ It’s possible for experts to guess a riddle.

Guo: Ah~ I said, tell me about it. "Tell me about it, remember, it must be elegant."

Yu: Let's talk about it

Guo: "Ah, it can't be vulgar, right? Let's play Life is elegant, so we don't want to be vulgar." He said it for a long time without even finishing a sentence.

Yu: Oh, that’s what you’re talking about

Guo: “Ah, don’t be upset, ah, you don’t have to be silent, but we will silence you soon.”

Yu: Yes?

Guo: "We can write anonymous letters and make reports. Will we all know about it?"

Yu: Oh, okay~

Guo: "Ah , you may not understand us, ah, you scold me because you don’t understand me now, and you have to kill me after you understand me.”

Yu: Oh, haha~~ He also knows what happened. ruthless.

Guo: "We must work hard to be elegant, ah, strive for the future,"

Yu: Yeah

Guo: "Look down at the sound of the moon, You can't even see the Great Wall."

Yu: What did you see?

Guo: "I just saw a bunch of crosstalk talkers."

Yu. : Okay~~ It’s really a big fuss~~

Guo: Ah, after I came out, I said to myself, every two experts in China shot one person, and there was no unjust, false, or wrongful conviction.

Yu: Okay~ That’s the truth

Guo: Really, including sometimes, what do some people think is elegance?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Advocate for foreigners and favor foreigners

Yu: Oh, he worships foreigners and favors foreigners?

Guo: They say that foreigners are all good and elegant.

Yu: Oh

Guo: No need. There are those from Kazakhstan and those from Kazakhstan. To be honest, going back a few years, this is our vassal country.

Yu: Yes

Guo: What is Annan and what is Gaoli?

Yu: Ah, yes

Guo: These are all , Pay tribute every year, and be a minister every year. In this small country, if a son is born, he has to be sent to Beijing as a hostage.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Are you following him now? Let’s tell the truth,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Of course, people have to learn advanced science and technology.

Yu: Yes

Guo: But sometimes I can’t look past it

Yu: I can’t learn everything

Guo: Children Learn that, Ha Han,

Yu: How to learn?

Guo: That hair is twisted,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Gao Ping, smash it into pieces, mushroom bottom, dyed one red and one white. , one red and one white, really like spicy cabbage.

Yu: Oh, this looks like a Han Dynasty

Guo: Ah, the trouser legs are fatter than the waistband,

Yu: Ouch

Guo: A size 36 foot wears a size 41 shoe.

Yu: Such a big shoe?

Guo: The big eyelashes rolled, snap, and the hat was picked off and cut off.

Yu: Oh~~~the hat is too light

Guo: I heard that there are many talented people in Korea?

Yu: There are quite a few

Guo: All the capable people in the world are from Korea,

Yu: Really?

Guo: Tathagata Buddha, Jesus, Confucius, and Luban are all theirs.

Yu: All of Korea?

Guo: Yu Qian, these are all Korean.

Yu: Oh, I'm not

Guo: It would be great if you did, they don't know how powerful we are,

Yu: What's wrong

< p>Guo: Send a few cross talk talkers to South Korea, where they will perish.

Yu: Hey, okay, how can someone who talks about cross talk be so tossing?

Guo: Hey, he is bad or something.

Yu: Oh, oh

Guo: I heard that the Koreans recently built a rocket,

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Sit down Looking at the scientist, go up to the sun and cut up,

Yu: Hey, wait for a while, go up to the sun and cut up?

Guo: Yes

Yu: The sun is so hot, it’s a fireball!

Guo: Koreans say ~~ go at night.

Yu: Hey~~~~~I have never seen such a heartless person. Is it okay to go there at night?

Guo: Well, this is what we have heard. Hahan, this is Hahan. And Hari’s.

Yu: Ah, yes, Japan

Guo: We can’t beat the Japanese to death with a stick,

Yu: Oh

Guo : Such as his politeness

Yu: Oh

Guo: Such as his unity, we should also learn from it.

Yu: Yes

Guo: But after all, we are a huge country with thousands of years of culture.

Yu: We are a country of etiquette

Guo: Isn’t that right? We know what’s going on with us.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Ah, we can’t just do whatever we want, Japan, let’s tell the truth, it’s a small country,

Yu: Yes

Guo: You can’t compare with us.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Look at us, our weather forecast

Yu: Yes

Guo: One report will be reported Fifteen minutes

Yu: There are so many places

Guo: Look at the weather forecast in Japan, in one sentence.

Yu: How to say?

Guo: It rains all over the country

Yu: Is it covered by just one cloud? Too small

Guo: The place is small, isn’t it?

Yu: Oh~oh~oh

Guo: There are not many villains here.

Yu: There are not many people?

Guo: People from all over Japan came to Beijing.

Yu: Ah

Guo: This one is at Deyun Club, but Guo’s cuisine is not available on the other side.

Yu: Well, we can’t get out of the third ring.

Guo: Ah, that’s what I mean. Ah, of course, sometimes, you have to remember, whether it is elegant or vulgar. It has a suitable positioning

Yu: Yes, position yourself.

Guo: As long as the location is good, there is no contradiction

Yu: Yes

Guo: The chaos is all in the misplacement

Yu: There will be chaos if there are people

Guo: Let me give you an example. Let's go to some big shopping mall.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Flagship stores of some international brands

Yu: Oh?

Guo: When you go shopping, the house is decorated from top to bottom.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: The attitude of the waiter

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Including chatting with you, it must be of high quality

Yu: It must be legal

Guo: Do ??you think it is appropriate< /p>

Yu: Yes

Guo: This is old Beijing dialect

Yu: Yeah

Guo: I feel comfortable

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Flagship store, big store.

When I came in, people were very polite

Yu: How do you say it

Guo: Sometimes people say half a sentence

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Hello, say hello

Yu: Alas, this is an international language in itself

Guo: Ah, hello, sir, please sit down,

Yu: Alas

Guo: Welcome to our international brand flagship store

Yu: Yes

Guo: Look at this bag

Yu: Oh

Guo: It’s a special color for this autumn

Yu: It’s specially designed

Guo: It looks great with your coat. Suitable

Yu: (laughing)

Guo: Danny, please bring that limited edition over and let Mr. have a look

Yu: Oh , limited

Guo: You will feel very comfortable

Yu: Yes, just talk like this

Guo: Look at our old Beijing fried noodles, It can’t be like this

Yu: We have to find another way

Guo: Well, let’s, let’s be lively. Old Beijing Zhajiang Noodles

Yu: Oh

Guo: If the family is not long, the management is not short. Yo, Teacher Yu is here

Yu: Ouch, hehe

Guo: Sit down quickly, sit down quickly, sit down quickly

Yu: Uh-huh

Guo: Teacher Yu is a frequent visitor to us. He hasn’t been here for a while, right?

Yu: Haha, yes

Guo: I know. A big bowl of fast bars, a small bowl of dry-fried noodles, two bottles of beer, ten roasted kidneys, and a peanut

Yu: They are all familiar

Guo: Take a look, do you think so? Comfortable. Of course, his appetite is debatable

Yu: Is one peanut enough for me?

Guo: That’s what I mean.

Yu: Yeah

Guo: But if the two were transferred, it would be a mess

Yu: These are all good words. It doesn’t matter if you adjust it

Guo: That’s a contradiction

Yu: No?

Guo: Look, think about it

Yu: Come here for one

Guo: Our fried noodle restaurant looks like an international brand store< /p>

Yu: Yes

Guo: Pretending to be very good

Yu: Yeah

Guo: Very bright.

Yu: Yes

Guo: Everyone is wearing suits when you come here

Yu: Yes

Guo: Hello, sir.

Yu: Hello

Guo: Welcome, Old Beijing Fried Sauce Flagship Store

Yu: Alas. Eat a bowl of noodles, and it’s a flagship product

Guo: This fried sauce is new this fall

Yu: Ouch, we are not allowed to eat it in spring. What happened?

Guo: It goes well with two types of noodles. It’s especially suitable

Yu: Hey~~

Guo: Fatty, take the limited edition single head of garlic. Come up here and let Mr. Chew.

Yu: Never heard of it! ! There is a limited amount of single head garlic

Guo: It sounds messy to you

Yu: That’s not messy

Guo: Then the international brand store wants to mix it with fried sauce It looks like a noodle shop, you can’t accept it

Yu: That’s good

Guo: Ah~~

Yu: You look enthusiastic

< p>Guo: A big international company, a big brand

Yu: Ah

Guo: One by one, bloomers

Yu: Yes

Guo: Round-top slippers, with a towel here

Yu: Ah, come on

Guo: Sir, are you here?

Yu: Here you go

Guo: You haven’t been to our place to buy anything for a while.

Yu: Hey

Guo: Where did you go?

Yu: What are you talking about? This is called

Guo: Look, we haven’t spent a lot of time here, ah

Yu: Ahh< /p>

Guo: Our stuff has been pretty good lately

Yu: Hey

Guo: We don’t sell it for money all the time. The shopkeeper is really angry

Yu: Yes

Guo: Look at our bag.

Carry it on your back to the shampoo room, Beier has face

Yu: Why are you going to the shampoo room?

Guo: Sir, don’t leave, the price is negotiable

Yu: Yeah

Guo: This is the price everywhere, are you really going to leave?

Yu: Ah

Guo: Go play, grandson!

Yu: I’m scolding