Lu Xun never scolds anyone. It is nonsense to say that Lu Xun called names. Tell the truth, even swear? Isn't everyone in the world like this? !

1. I'm always glad that I didn't get into college. I think the college entrance examination must be reformed. I will continue to spare no effort to speak ill of the college entrance examination and the university. I said a long time ago that universities nowadays are like prostitutes. As long as there is money, all universities in the country will line up. You can choose the one you want to go to, you can spend more money, and you can even go to several universities together.

2. The viewpoint of composition is that composition is a stupid thing. The college entrance examination composition must be a combination of all fools. Our composition pays attention to cultivating dog slaves, not true temperament.

There is no puppy love in the world, and there is no forbidden fruit. No matter what age, as long as both parties like and are willing, any emotion or sexual behavior is a gift, which is the greatest right of mankind and cannot be stopped by others.

Some people think that Liu Xiang should be modest. He is already the world record holder. If you must say, no, no, I can't run Some people may be very comfortable, but such modesty is actually a greater insult to others. This is called no, then you are all disabled.

Literary world is a fart. Don't pretend. Some seniors should write something seriously. No sex, no violence. In fact, they are more excited than young people. Don't pretend that any altar or circle is an altar in the end, and any circle is a wreath in the end.

6. The so-called foot pain kicks the foot, headache kicks the head, and the domestic league has played another foreign aid. It's really uncivilized Perhaps the international community's impression of the China team is a baboon kicking coconuts on the seashore of the primeval forest.

7. I saw one on TV a few years ago to the effect that on the bus, an old man was dejected and despondent, and people asked, what's wrong with you? The old man said, I have cancer. The conductor on the bus said, nothing. I got cancer a few years ago and was treated at the previous station. Now I'm fine. The driver then said, yes, my cancer was cured there, too. Then a bus full of passengers said that our cancer was cured there.

8. The so-called foot pain kicks the foot, headache kicks the head, and the domestic league has played another foreign aid. It's really uncivilized Perhaps the international community's impression of the China team is a baboon kicking coconuts on the seashore of the primeval forest.

9. There is nothing wrong with Shanghai. Similar to other cities, the public security is very good. After years of development, it finally derailed in China and was in line with international standards. Of course, the only thing that fits is the price.

10. I heard that I wanted to do art and culture before, so I was cheated for several years. Maybe the sandstorm blocked my nostrils and I didn't smell any culture.

1 1. No matter how vulgar, naive and poorly written the post-80s generation is, the future literary world belongs to them, because they want to live longer, others are dead and they are still alive. These people should be more noble, and a writer must be more noble. Why are the things written by those writers now not as good as those written by Liang Shiqiu and Lu Xun, whether they are post-80s, post-70s or post-60s? Because they are meaner and less noble than those people.

12. You don't need to be handsome to enter the entertainment circle. Don't you think people in the entertainment circle look strange now? I think the circle of writing now is not so much an entertainment circle as an entertainment circle, and it is always noisy.

13. The success rate of ugly girls is actually higher than that of beautiful girls, because when beautiful girls are spoiled, men will not stop to watch for a while, and then vote in their hearts whether it is worth it; If an unattractive girl scatters her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just like the writing techniques of western writers learned by China literati. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from coquetry.

14. In fact, the most powerful man in the world claims that he is not attractive to women. They just haven't met their ideal woman yet. Once they did, with the profoundness of China's Chinese characters, "unattractive to women" immediately became "unattractive to women". Therefore, the history discipline does not need to investigate whether Chinese characters were created by Cang Xie. In short, Chinese characters must be created by men, by romantic men. In people's eyes, it is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the waiting pit after taking a shit.

15. after the death of a spiritual person, the spirit will not die; Similarly, after the death of the rich, money does not die; Shen Wansan's money attracts tourists from home and abroad, and the population density in Shenting Hall is teaching people the importance of family planning.

16. According to an ancient legend, when God created human beings, the first people who came out of the oven had two heads, four hands and four legs, that is, today's biological male and female bodies. But God thought they were too clever, so he split the fire in two and became what they are now, so men had the instinct to find women close to the other half. Of course, many people have the wrong number, that is, homosexuality.

It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise.

18. Now there is a line in the romantic TV series, "Let's eat alone". In fact, from the point of formal logic, this line is meaningless. What does it mean to be alone? But from a theological point of view, I suddenly understand that only two people can really spell one person, so they are "lonely". If you eat alone, you can only count as half a person at most.

19. When you step on the foot of China people, you can't say "I'm sorry", which is a rule. Only when you say "sorry" can the victim forgive you. It can be seen that foreign languages are more valuable than Chinese. You can say "I'm sorry" ten times, which is in line with the exchange rate of the currency against the US dollar and the British pound, which is enough to prove the close relationship between language and economy. Don't worry about stepping on foreigners' feet. Their toes are as thick as their wealth, and there is absolutely no future trouble when they step on them. It is impossible to say that they still have cancer on the soles of their feet.

There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few handsome and refined people strolled over and were extremely quiet.

2 1. After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is very subtle. For example, if something is just delicious and suddenly robbed, it is natural to do everything possible to find a similar taste-this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or unsuccessful pursuit. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.

22. Do beautiful girls have to be together to make the world look good?

They have known since childhood that it is understandable to use their own capital to get a better life. The object of our accusation is corrupt officials. If they make friends with corrupt officials, their exposure will be accelerated, which is also good for society. Men are the most vulnerable to this kind of injury.

In the final analysis, we can't ask a smart beauty to be accompanied by a hard-working person or a poor college student, and the story will be complete. Ordinary us, just because we see beautiful women with rich people, we can't think that they are not good things (I'm serious) or that we are good girls with the poor. There is nothing between the two. Everyone should control their jealousy, because no matter who a beautiful girl is with, she is not with you. Therefore, we should bless them, stop getting wet in the rain and shop as they please.

23. Not all girls think cycling is romantic. Of course, if you are tired of driving Mercedes-Benz, it seems more romantic to ride a bike with a rich boyfriend. We should understand that the actresses in Korean dramas and Japanese dramas ride the actor's bicycle in the beautiful countryside, but they all drive Mercedes-Benz BMW back to the city instead of riding a bicycle. Of course, the romantic one should be called a bicycle.

24. Shanghai beauties always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the street is no exception. Most men in Shanghai ignore this beauty and try their best to find it. The muscles of the face are trained to move out of the control of the brain. They will smile when they see the beautiful scenery. Because of this concern, they only heard cars hitting old ladies in Shanghai, and rarely heard cars hitting beautiful women.

It seems that fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

25. A man will never choose a girlfriend just like choosing a dish. He hates that no one in the world combines the beauty, Monroe's figure, Lin's temperament and Athena's wisdom-no, Athena's wisdom is unacceptable. With this wisdom, all the tricks played by men are useless.

26. The so-called positive books are useless books after July, and the so-called idle books are books that will be used for a lifetime. "

27. The teacher is not popular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that learning is like falling in love, and one-on-one is precious. Expensive things are really expensive, of course, tens of dollars an hour, basically the same price as prostitutes. With money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.

28. When we raced with a young man, we felt that only high speed could make people awake. At that time, when we first entered the literary world, we read a lot of rubbish, including countless masterpieces, and we were in a trance. We often think about "why should I live" and "what is the meaning of life", and we are in a decadent state. Except for those who sell cigarettes in the street, we are all in high spirits at once, and everyone else is disgusted to see us. We thought our world was over. This is the advantage of reading too many philosophical things, and there is nothing I can do. In the later period, we began to feel that the world was illusory. In fact, because there is nothing to do, sleeping too much is naturally illusory. When a person spends more time in bed, he will definitely feel that the world is unreal. Prostitutes are also a kind of nature. We live like prostitutes, and we can't leave the bed if something happens. Looking at the ceiling from above, I feel that the fucking world is finished, we are finished, and mankind is finished. As for why it ended, the answer is: I don't know.

29. Failure in ideological and moral education is better than not thinking at all.

30. The primary school idol is the opponent of the competition, and the middle school idol also said that he would sue me.

3 1. I'm looking forward to someone of equal strength scolding me.

32. You are in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of you in the Jianghu, which is also quite miserable.

33. In fact, the pressure of college entrance examination is totally economic pressure. If the day before the college entrance examination, I suddenly tell you that your parents are all dead, but the parents who actually baked the sesame cakes have hundreds of millions of inheritance, I think most people will take the exam with a condescending attitude, and when they encounter a topic such as calling you "incredible" and "unexpected", what is the difference except the different strokes, they shout: I won't take the exam!

In the highest level of rebellion, you can't take F4 as an example. You can see that everything is the opposite. Even if the school advocates that taking more stairs is good for your health, you still feel uncomfortable, and you have to jump off a building to be satisfied.

If the foreign exchange reserves of all countries in the world are measured in dollars, then we don't have to learn English, at least we don't have to work so hard.

36. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.

37. The most irrefutable sentence I have ever said in my life is that the quilt need not be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but it was also the first one to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

If this era can produce all talents, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If he did, he would be the king of people. Unfortunately, he didn't, so we had to delete the word "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents.

The problem with education now is that no one can take a bath, but too many people take a bath in cotton-padded jackets.

39. Trends can only wait, not catch up. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

40. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, bragging is nothing, for example, ancient women used to bind their feet, and when they met normal feet, they were called "big feet"; China people are used to "gossiping". When it comes to the ordinary, it is naturally called "bragging". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking.

4 1. It is better to hate someone for four years than to like someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself.

42. I don't like being trapped by nature and often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times and asks me to take three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.

43. I am very good at math, physics, Chinese and English. My music and sports computer scores zero. I can't even turn on my computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if my music, physical education and computer are terrible, and I speak Portuguese like my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.

There are two "secrets" in Chinese: one is not to read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.

I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. He is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his profound and explicit swearing.

The hero of my novel has basically nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

45. Math, I think I only need to go to Grade Two. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive he is, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability? (Speaking of my heart! )

We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.

47. Answer irrelevant questions; Twenty sentences can't solve any problems; No matter what will eventually lead to your own research field, even if there are problems, such as P C; I like to interrupt others, but I don't like others to interrupt him; Everything should be divided into several aspects, even if it is a truth; Make sure before denying something; When they are halfway through answering the question, ask them if they remember what the question was just now. They may not remember. Fat; When you speak, you must wave your hand; When cornered, he always regards his own experience as a stronger capital than others, but this does not explain why academic authority like him has not been defeated; Those who are defeated must let people know that they are defeated; Summative words can be found in books written by dead people.

48. I want to dedicate a word to all those who are proud or not proud of the spring breeze. Very ordinary, but you must believe in yourself: I am gold, I want to shine.

49. This year, I found that four years have passed in a blink of an eye, and I have nothing to say in the preface, because all I have to say is in the text, but it is not easy for me to like me or hate me for four years. Four years of persistence is a great persistence, especially hating someone for four years is more powerful than liking someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, but hate needs to constantly spur yourself. Anyway, I thank everyone for being quiet or flying with me.

I found that I like to sigh "how many years have passed" in the book. Because I have a discovery, which is not new. Time flies. After three years of racing and two years of preparation, I can only remember a process of running hard. Everything that can be called a process is short-lived.

50. I really don't like being photographed, so I like photographing myself, but I don't like photographing myself. Although I know myself very well, I always look ugly, or laugh very obscene, or pretend to be serious.

5 1. I remember once, a reporter asked me, how do you understand "tolerance and life"? I froze for half an hour. Today's interview was messed up when he said it, and he began to detour for about half an hour. He suddenly looked at me affectionately and said, you really look like Xu Jinglei. I almost spit in his face. He went on to recall that he had interviewed Xu in 2006, when he felt unable to communicate. He's completely from two worlds. I want to know how you can't even handle a 25-year-old Xu.

52. Zheng said that he would write a blog for 20 years, with hundreds of millions of hits. This ambition is very ambitious and difficult. It needs cooperation in many aspects. In another twenty years, even if Zheng is still alive, Sina may not be alive.

53. At one time, I thought it would be awesome to learn a musical instrument, and I could play and sing at the same time. Unfortunately, due to brain cramps and financial constraints, I chose the harmonica. After studying for a long time, I found it impossible to play and sing at the same time, and I was depressed for a while. (Haha, same experience)

54. My good friend who plays the piano said, teach me to play the piano, and I said forget it. My friend said it doesn't matter, just remember one or two things, such as two tigers and two butterflies. On second thought, I think I'd better forget it. If you have a little knowledge, one thing is the most boring, or you just have to do the kind of rest when others appear, or you can look at other strongmen. It would be embarrassing to let people know that I can play the piano for a long time, but I can only play four kinds of animals.

55. We have to admit that some things and some fields are really not suitable for us to do. We should have the humility of "wife, come out to see God with Niu Wangmo".

I personally like a movie about an emotion, no matter how small it is. Some great directors overreached themselves and tried to explore profound philosophical issues in their films, such as fate and trust, which should be extended to all mankind and even excavated to ancient times. In fact, people's problems vary from person to person. The world is shallow, but not deep.

You thought he was like this, but he was like that. You thought you were like that, but you weren't. In this way, life is a little different, but it hasn't changed. You're still so young that you haven't forgotten other people's faces, and the result is the same.

I wonder if our great director has been lovelorn many times and has not been moved many times. How can a person who has not been moved for many years make a movie that touches others? I know nothing except that the actors in the film say "I am touched by you". Still no imagination.

57. Zhang Hongliang, a strange gifted scholar, has a beautiful and excellent writing style, and is absolutely ugly. A friend said that his voice was too sexy. Another friend of mine said that Karen Mok's voice must be too sexy. Finally, the two voices from Too Much Sex joined together and sang a song reflecting the love between men and women in Too Much Sex. The female part is difficult to sing. The male part is very simple. I have never seen anyone who can sing a good female voice. Just like the content of this word, men's comfort and women's misery.

58. I have never felt that like and love are the same feelings, just like dad and dad. There is no reason to think that love is shallow and deep.

59. If you look at the fire from the other side, you may still feel warm. If you burn down the enemy's house, it will be warmer. If a moth catches fire, it is likely to be a bad result. If it is accurate, it will be burned to death, it will be furious and it will put out the fire.

60. Love is dead, so is life. Life is dead. These two things can only be tossed to death.

6 1. A friend around me said that this person can't breathe. I think, for music, literature and movies, is the guy who keeps jumping and can't do things by himself called red, and the person who does things with peace of mind called anger?

The police are often captured robbers. For example, the bad guy is a wolf, pol.ice is a sled dog, boss is the owner, the law is a pet management regulation, brackets or a draft.

63. Good and evil will be rewarded, and karma will die.

I have recorded silly TV programs before, but everyone has different opinions. I also said a lot, but it was probably too intense, and it was cut off in the final editing. So in the TV program that came out, everyone thought I was cool. I didn't talk and let it rain and wind, but it wasn't like this. After several times, I understood that if I talk too much, I will lose. If you say too much, you will be cut off. So since then, it has become a rule to only record interviews. Before recording, ask the time of the other party's program. For example, if the program lasts for half an hour, I'll give you half an hour to cut it. It's a pity that you can cut it like that, and sometimes you can even cut it by filling in something else. So I don't do any TV programs anymore.

65. The technology solidifies instantly, and the shutter solidifies the dog face.

66. Low taste is also fun, and it is always difficult to entertain yourself.

67. Our director is trying to make himself happy.

Our screenwriter can't be famous even if he writes to death.

Our film, the highest level.

That's our audience.

Our management, the income is basically zero.

We will never get rid of poverty.

68. There are two kinds of logic in the world, one is logic and the other is China's logic.

69. Any altar is an altar at the end, and any circle is a wreath at the end.

70. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.

7 1. Most modern poems actually split a third-rate prose into lines, and the so-called comparison or pioneer is to mess up the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then split it into lines.

72. The so-called great pressure, hard study and lack of places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never said anything about poor education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.

73. Today's exam is like football in China. Often the parties are not worried and others are worried. The effort is not hard, and the effort should not be hard.

74. No one reads this kind of newspaper with large circulation, but insists on a showdown subscription. Officials only read it when they go to the toilet, and then save a lot of toilet paper-but it happens that shit newspapers are just right.

Articles written by female middle school students in the 1970s seem to be friends, full of princes and endless childhood friends.

Typically, there is not one representative among ten thousand people, but only one representative among ten thousand people.

76. A few years ago, it was commonplace to enter a key high school, but now it is crazy.

77. Rules are actually a pastime after eating and wearing warm clothes. If you can't have enough food and clothing, do you still need rules?

78. The Bible * The Book of Solomon says: If someone wants to exchange all his possessions for the love of others, it must be despised. The Bible is obviously too sacred. In fact, the above situation should not only be despised, but also praised. Those who really need to be despised should be those who want to exchange their love for all the property of others.

79. A person may never be a physician, but once you enter, you are a calligrapher.

80. Telling this lie is like drawing it with a compass.

8 1. I haven't developed a more sensitive heart than Zhang Heng's seismograph.

82. Like any lovelorn woman, either never get married or get married quickly.

83. When I first came here, I was in charge of writing pure and beautiful articles on campus, and the old gun was doing the rest. Therefore, the old gun is extremely painful. When rewriting Qiong Yao's things, it is like this:

84. Pirated things are good, which can bring people together who are not a record.

85. Nothing will happen, just a little more twists and turns. Those twists and turns made us miserable.

86. Xinhua Bookstore, where there is a sign all the year round, which reads: The latest work-A Dream of Red Mansions.

87. There is a saying that "love is a woman's best cosmetic", which is actually not correct. Love has no such power. Love only urges women to use the best cosmetics, that's all.

88. At present, most families' kitchens are like women's toilets, and men never enter them.