Let's laugh together. Sketch name and script.

Zhang: Oh, oh, me, oh, mine? Huang Er Huang Er, listen, the boss checked in with a woman last night and was photographed.

Huang: Pass it to me quickly.

Zhang: copper (modal particle)

Huang: Oh, I'll go! What is this behavior! Beast! Dirty! Bah! (Bear enters) Dirty! protect

Bear: What are you looking at?

Huang: The boss checked in with a woman last night and was photographed ().

Bear: Express it to me.

Huang: whew (modal particle)

Zhang, Huang and Xiong: Ouch ~ hahaha (three people shake their heads and giggle)

Bear: Look at him all day.

Fan: What are you doing?

Bear: If it weren't for the boss (Zhang and Huang saw that the boss quickly put away his mobile phone), they would get divorced two days ago (watching them nervous). Do you think it is possible for them to get pregnant? You think bosses are usually careless. You said sooner or later. What are you talking about (turning to the boss)?

Fan: I went to the hotel (hit), I got divorced (hit), and I was pregnant, wasn't I (hit)?

Bear: No.

Fan: Hey, let me see who I'm pregnant with. Take it, take it, take it out. Do you know who this is?

Bear: I know (grin) (Zhang and Huang snickered)

Fan: What?

Bear: Sometimes men don't know anything outside (gestures). Hehe hehe hehe hehe.

Fan: Who?

Bear: Who's that?

Fan: This is my cousin (beating), my cousin (beating) and my sister's cousin (beating).

Zhang, Huang and Xiong: Your sister?

Fan: Your sister! Delete it for me quickly Is it profitable to spend money on you all day? I asked you to speak ill of me. Can you leave that anxiety and restlessness at home and go to work with your brain? Will you be happy at work and happy at meetings when you go home?

(WeChat ringtone)

Fan: Who? ! Xiao Zhang!

Zhang: I turned off my phone.

Fans: Xiao Huang!

Huang: The power is out.

Fan: You (fight) and you (fight) and you (fight)

Bear: Alas! ! Cushion cushion

Fan: Sorry I asked you to delete mine. What did you send me to do (fight) (fight) and what did you do (fight).

Bear: I think blood is thicker than water. I'll leave you a souvenir.

Fan: Sit down and have a meeting. Through the efforts of the three of you, our department has successfully changed from a loss of 65,438+million to a loss of 300,000. What should I do? Tell Xiao Zhang one by one. You go first.

Zhang: (trembling with nervousness) Boss, the performance of our company was not good last year. The three of us may not behave well (look to one side and sit down quickly) (bear and Huang look to Zhang)

Fan: It's over? Xiao Zhang, you are the typical person who doesn't work with his brain. Xiao Huang, tell me something practical.

Huang: (Dressed up) Actually, boss, I think the main reason for the poor performance of our company in the first half of the year is that the three of us didn't do enough in performance (nodding).

Fan: Are you long-lost sisters? (Zhang and Huang look at each other, and Huang sits down slowly) Are you here to play Xiong Er the Bear for me? I really underestimated the enemy. How can I get you two to answer questions? Isn't this the place where I can't order? (Huang Zhang bows his head) You tell me (hit, bear hits slowly). I'll ask you why we lost this. What should I do in the future?

Bear: Actually, boss, what shall we do from now on? Why do we lose money? I've thought about it. I think sometimes you are not used to (looking at the boss). Just get used to it.

Fan: Just get used to it (typing). I'm not used to typing. How can I get used to it? Can you say something useful (typing)? Can I let you say (typing)?

Bear: Boss (stands up and moves his seat), listen to me. I left my things there. I'll get it there.

Fan: You should disappear quickly.

Bear: Where are you going?

Fan: Dear colleagues, I have your business report for the first half of the year (bear covering his arm). Let everyone have a good look (send it to Huang). This is the consequence of not thinking (to Zhang). Open your eyes (to bear, bear and boss look at each other 1 sec). What do you think I'm doing (beating)? What do you think I'm doing (knocking on the table)? What can I tell you? I haven't had a day off since I recruited you into the company. Your sister-in-law really cares about me. Why can't you open your heart and sympathize with me? Even if you do, you can do it. What should the company do in the face of this dilemma? One by one, Xiong Da, first.

Huang: We'll do whatever the boss tells us to do! We will do it! Follow the boss! Not bad! (Sit down)

Fan: Not bad. Come on, Xiao Zhang, tell me.

Zhang: (standing up trembling) What does the boss want us to do?

Fan: Stop-nothing else.

Zhang: (laughs) The boss's clothes are really nice. Where did you buy it? (Look at the boss for 3 seconds)

Fan: Come and sit on Hanzheng Street (knocking on the table).

Bear: What does the boss want us to do (punch in)? Hey, hey, boss, your clothes (punched)

Fan: I asked you how to do it (knock on the table), how to pay for it (knock on the table) and what happened.

Bear: I'm serious about this problem, boss. I've thought about it and read a lot of information. Sometimes this thing may depend on fate-isn't it? !

Fan: Not in my life. Not in my life. Can I not kill you? Can I (hit) can you (hit)?

Bear: Boss, listen to me. What is my charger over there? Calm down. Calm down. I can't see.

Fan: I asked you to talk to me about work, so you played metaphysics with me, didn't you? On such a hot day, you forced my blood pressure to rise so much, didn't you? Well, I can see that what I asked you to say is useless. Let me ask you (the three of them leafed through the information). Xiao Zhang, what do you need most in our department?

Zhang: Customer.

Fan: OK, so how many customers does our department have in China?

Huang: 30,000 customers

Fan: Great. There are 30,000 customers in Daqing. What's the name of each customer?

Bear: What are the names of more than 30,000 customers? I don't know.

Fan: You don't know (gesturing)

Bear: Hey (hiding), I know Wu Tiegang, E, Wang Wei, Song Yongheng, and C Ronaldo may be the leopard that the boss has seen (looking at Zhang and Huang).

Fan: What about Song Jiang? Why don't you mention Song Jiang (beating people)? Where is my favorite gourd doll (beating people)? It's really bad (typing) How can you make up (type) so well? Can you still make up (type)

Bear: Ah! ! ! ! Boss, have you gone too far? You are special to me. Have you ever spoken ill of you before? That's my fault, but I really didn't cause the topic. I won't tell you what questions you ask later. What is the most important thing? How many customers have been here? What are the names of more than 30 thousand customers? Who can know that you killed me? Can you know?

Zhang and Huang: Oh, my God!

Bear: There is nothing wrong with self-mutilation.