Satire irresponsible classical Chinese

1. Take responsibility classical Chinese

1. Responsibility is to have a love for what you ask to do. (Goethe)

2. Every man is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. (Gu Yanwu)

Love is also a responsibility

3. I have a responsibility to anyone I have benefited from. (Liang Qichao)

4. People who really make progress are never satisfied with "loneliness" or "progress". They must take responsibility to make everyone progress, at least the people around them. (Zou Taofen)

5. We are not born for ourselves. Our country entrusts us with our due responsibilities. (Cicero)

6. To make everything around you shine, you should also burn like a candle. (Gorky's The Story of Cockroach)

7. If people can do their duty, they can feel like eating pears and drinking honey, which offsets the bitter taste of life. -Dickens

8. My duty is to ask me to say what I think is fair and humane. Whether it makes others like it or dislike it, it's not my business. I know that once the text is published, it will spread automatically. I planted them hopefully in bloody soil. The harvest season will come. -romain rolland's Beyond the Melee

9. As our status rises, our sense of responsibility will gradually increase. The higher the rise, the heavier the responsibility. The expansion of power aggravates responsibility. -Hugo "The Smiling Man"

1. The sense of responsibility often corrects people's narrowness, and when we are lost, it will become a reliable guide. -Primchand

11. A firm and lofty way of thinking can enable a person to establish a purpose of life and know his own life responsibilities. -lev tolstoy

13. Everyone should have such confidence: I will be able to bear the responsibilities that people can bear; I can take responsibility that people can't take. -Lincoln Beauty

14. Everyone is asked by life, and he can only answer this question with his own life; Only "responsible" can answer life. Therefore, "being responsible" is the most important essence of human existence. -Victor Frank Ying

15. Only when you know the pain of being responsible in life can you know the pleasure of doing your duty. -Liang Qichao and China

2. The price of nobility and greatness is responsibility. -Churchill English

16. Although responsibility is sometimes boring, those who fail to perform it can only be cowards and out-and-out waste. -Lewis beauty

17. The first charm of men is a sense of responsibility. -Yu Qiuyu, China 2. The story of satirizing people's irresponsible heart

There is going to be a fishing contest in the county, and someone recommended Pi Jiu.

The recommender said that Pi Jiu is simply a god of fishing. He can catch fish in rivers where there are almost no fish. If he participates in the competition, he will definitely win the championship.

Hearing this, Zhang, deputy director of the county office, was overjoyed and immediately informed Pi Jiu to take part in the competition. Deputy Director Zhang said to Pi Jiu: "You represent the county organs this time, so you should show your true skills."

Pi Jiu is the doorman of the county * * * organ. How can he represent the county * * * organ at ordinary times? Hearing the deputy director say this, I felt a sense of pride. I immediately gave the deputy director a military salute and promised, "Please rest assured, I will definitely get the champion back for you!"

Pi Jiu is not a boaster. He has his own reasons for saying this, because he has developed a unique formula of bait, which fish especially like to eat.

A few days later, the competition began, and the venue was located in a fish pond on the outskirts of Nancheng.

From the beginning of the game, Pi Jiu became the focus, and TV reporters kept the camera lens on him. Pi Jiu was confident, slowly extended the fishing rod into the water, then slowly sat on a self-contained folding stool, lit a cigarette leisurely, and waited for the fish to take the bait.

as time goes by, someone catches a fish around him, but Pi Jiu's float is like a nail nailed to the water, and it doesn't move. With all the exclamations, all the people who had watched Pi Jiu go fishing went elsewhere, and the TV reporter also moved the camera elsewhere.

Pi Jiu was a little nervous. He stood up, took away the fishing rod, checked both the line and the hook, then changed the bait and put the fishing rod into the water again, but the float still didn't move. Pi Jiu's face was full of doubts, and beads of sweat on his head "clicked" into the water.

The morning passed quickly, and Pi Jiu didn't even catch a shrimp, which was unprecedented in Pi Jiu's fishing history.

Pi Jiu failed, but to his pain, he didn't even find the reason for his failure.

Seeing that Pi Jiu was always sad, at noon, Deputy Director Zhang took him to a big hotel, and invited several section chiefs of the * * * office and two doormen who were guarding the door with Pi Jiu to accompany him. Deputy Director Zhang said: "Pi Jiu, winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists. Don't think about it any more. There is still afternoon. We believe you! Drink. "

The wine is good and the food is abundant, but Pi Jiu is not in the mood to eat and drink. He sat and watched gloomily. After watching for a while, Pi Jiu's eyes slowly lit up, and he looked like he had realized something.

In the afternoon, Pi Jiu threw himself into the competition again.

Different from the morning, Pi Jiu in the afternoon is like a god's help. As soon as the fishing rod is put into the water, the float moves. As soon as the rod is lifted, a lively fish jumps out of the water. Pi Jiu is a little busy.

In the afternoon, the stadium almost became a "show" for Pi Jiu alone. The runner who had run away came back to him, and even those who participated in the competition stopped to see him. The reporter simply pointed the camera at him all the time. Needless to say, Pi Jiu won the championship in the competition.

In order to celebrate Pi Jiu's winning the championship, in the evening, the deputy director took Pi Jiu to the hotel, still accompanied by the crowd at noon. Deputy Director Zhang asked Pi Jiu what magic he did in the afternoon. Pi Jiu smiled and said, "What magic is there? I just found the reason for the failure in the morning. "

People asked, "What's the reason?" Pi Jiu said, "I used the wrong bait in the morning. The bait I prepared is only suitable for catching fish in the river, not in the intensive fish pond."

Deputy Director Zhang is even more puzzled: "Aren't they all fish? Is there any difference?" Pi Jiu nodded and said, "Of course, there is no one to feed the fish in the river, so he likes to eat." The fish in the intensive fish pond are fed, and they usually eat much more dizzy, so they naturally like vegetarian food. "

After listening to Pi Jiu's words, Deputy Director Zhang felt reasonable, but he didn't know what Pi Jiu wanted to understand. When he asked Pi Jiu, Pi Jiu was stunned for a long time and refused to say anything. Deputy director Zhang was unhappy and said, "Good, you are a secret from me?" Pi Jiu had to bite the bullet and say, "At noon at the dinner table, I saw you and several section chiefs picking vegetables to eat, while several of our doormen picked vegetables to eat, and I suddenly understood ..." 3. Ask for a preface to a satirical classical Chinese poem

Mourning and drowning [Tang] Liu Zongyuan

Original

Forever self-protection. One day, the water was very violent, and five or six people took a boat to get out of Hunan. Zhongji, the ship is broken, and all travel. One is to do your best and not be unusual. His companion said, "You are the best swimmer. What will you do now?" Yue: "I have a thousand dollars, which is heavy. It will be later." He said, "Why not go there?" No, shake its head. For a while, it is beneficial. The man who had helped himself stood on the shore and shouted, "You are so stupid and covered up, and you are dead. How can you afford it?" Shake its head again. Drowned. I mourn it. And if so, do you have to drown the big goods and protect yourself? So I wrote "Mourning".

Translation

People in Yongzhou are good at swimming. One day, the river surged, and five or six people crossed the Xiangjiang River in a boat. When crossing the river, the boat broke and everyone started swimming. One of them tried to swim, but he couldn't swim far. His companions said, "You are the best swimmer. Why are you behind today?" He said: "I have a thousand pence wrapped around my waist, which is very heavy, so I am behind." The companions said, "Why not throw it away?" He didn't answer and shook his head. After a while, he was more tired. The man who had already swam stood on the shore, yelling and shouting, "You are very stupid and ignorant. You are going to drown. What do you need money for?" He shook his head again. So he drowned. I feel very sad about this. If it were like this, wouldn't there be something about Italy drowning a big man? So I wrote "Mourning".

Implication

The Preface to Sorrow satirizes those who are blinded by profit, and further warns some people who are greedy for money and profit, if they don't wake up suddenly, they will be buried in vanity fair. But it also tells us that no matter how much money is lost, it is useless.

"Mourning" means lamenting the drowning man. The reason for "Mourning" is that the author laments the drowning man who can't wake up until he dies. His greed for money makes him lose care of his life, which causes the author to feel that "Italy drowned a great man", thus expressing his concern and irony for those who are greedy for fame and fortune in officialdom!

The Preface to Sorrow satirizes the ignorance of people who love money as much as they can, and warns them that if they don't wake up suddenly, they will be buried in Vanity Fair. Those who are greedy and fall into the eyes of money would rather give up their lives than lose their money. "Money is an external thing." We should not attach importance to money.

the writing characteristics of preface to the lamentation

the writing characteristics.

(1) The Preface to Ai Shui Wen is characterized by the combination of front description and side contrast, which mainly depicts the mentality of drowning people who want money rather than life, making the full-text narrative quite refined and the characters very vivid.

positive description mainly starts from three aspects: first, action description, "try your best to be unusual", implying the burden of money; Second, the language description, "I have a thousand dollars, and it is heavy, it is later", indicating that he knows that the key is money, but he is still unwilling to give up; The third is the expression description, which "should not shake his head" twice, indicating that he wants money and is not desperate.

The side foil also starts from three aspects: first, it is a contrast, "being good at swimming is the best", and it is pointed out from the mouth of others that he is always good at swimming, thus reflecting his abnormal behavior of "doing his best but not unusual" today; The second is contrast, in which he drowned as the best swimmer, compared with those who were not as good as him and could reach the other shore safely. The third is to use the call sign of "self-help" to reveal his ignorance from the side. 4. Ask for an article satirizing others in classical Chinese

A monk offers tea (in classical Chinese)

Original text: A monk in Lingyin Temple, named after tea, is good at both clanging and mortar. However, there are several teas stored, and the guests are always considered to be cooked; Its top, non-distinguished guests and people who know the taste, are all served. One day, when a high official arrived, the monk bowed very respectfully, produced good tea and cooked it himself, hoping to win praise. Your official is silent. Confused, the monk went in with the best cooking. The drink has been exhausted, and there is no compliment. Unable to wait, the monk bowed and said, "What about tea?" Your official held a lamp and said, "It's very hot."

Translation: There is a monk in Lingyin Temple. He is famous for his tea ceremony, and he is proficient in tea sets. Moreover, his tea collection has several grades, and he cooks different teas for him according to the dignity of his guests. The best tea wouldn't be given to him if he wasn't a noble person or someone who knows tea. One day, a distinguished guest came, and the monk treated him respectfully, gave him good tea, personally made tea for him, and waited for the guest's praise. The distinguished guest kept silent. The monk was puzzled and took out the best tea for the guest. The tea was almost finished. The monk couldn't wait, so he bowed and said, "What's the taste of this tea?" The honored guest took the teacup and handed it over, saying, "It's a little hot."

Ironically, flatterers and honored guests are people with little culture.