Funny copywriting in friends circle

1. I like autumn very much. Autumn makes me feel 1 kind of love, and it is cold in the morning and evening.

2. The mobile phone card is stuck. In order to save money, I insist on not changing. I ate with my colleagues today, scrambling to pay the bill. Everyone else paid the bill. I haven't unlocked the screen yet, and I saved another meal.

The wolf broke into the sheepfold and shouted happily, "It's all mine! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep ... "Then I fell asleep.

At the beginning of sophomore year, the students returned to school one after another. We ate happily when Chongqing students came back, drank when Guiyang students came back, and locked the door when Huanggang students came back!

Even if I fail 99 times, I will go on, at least make up for it, so as to avoid obsessive-compulsive disorder again!

6. Some jobs are like instant noodles, which are tortuous and hot for three minutes. They are for reference only, and there is no increase in quantity.

7. My mother said I gave it to her on the phone, which is why I play with my mobile phone every day, because it smells like home.

8. Some people exist to remind us not to do that!

9. Don't ask me how poor I am. I have an echo when I talk into my wallet now.

10. Love always starts with "never changing", then develops to "you must change" and finally ends with "you have changed".

1 1. A baby is a strange creature. If you give him food, he will play with it. If you give him a toy, he will bite it in his mouth.

12. I never pay attention to looks when looking for a girlfriend. As long as I look pleasing to the eye, I look beautiful.

13. I want to open a shop online to sell IQ. I found that I was cheated when I recharged, so my IQ improved.

14. Maturity is like a child calling you sister. You are elated and praise him for being sensible, but you don't know how many times he was beaten for calling his aunt!

15. Don't call your children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it is not good for parents.

16. Now there are only two factors that prevent me from succeeding. One is sleepy when you are full, and the other is hungry when you wake up.

17. Three things that happen every day, I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

18. What makes me proud and proud is that the whole earth is trampled under my feet.

19. If someone throws stones at you, don't get angry. Throw back a bunch of flowers generously. After all, it hurts more to hit people with flowerpots!

20. Your IQ is one of the best in the whole school, but you can't count three!

2 1. "You wait, I will show you!" This is the most touching thing I have ever heard.

22. An ant got lost. He met another ant and ran up to him and asked, "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The ant was shocked: "Smile or silence?" .

Everyone should pay attention to his health. I went to the hospital for a physical examination yesterday, and one index was obviously high, much higher than normal people.