A sketch suitable for teachers' day performance

Lead: The teacher is like an ideal ship, carrying us to swim in the ocean of knowledge. Teacher's Day is coming, and I have arranged a sketch suitable for Teacher's Day performance. Welcome to refer to.

1 Scenery suitable for Teachers' Day performance: a lecture table and three sets of tables and chairs.

Characters: teacher, student Yang Erya, student Li, student Bonnie.

Chen Sing: Hello everyone, I am very happy today ... (Take a seat on the stage)

Li Sang: The sun shines in the sky, and the flowers smile at each other. ...

Yang said: last night, the west wind withered the green trees, just downstairs, and there was no way to study.

When ... (Who is it? ) may

Yang: Hey, big news, big news! Ban Ren is angry with me again, and our class has changed to a new one! I heard that the surname is Hou.

Chen: Great. I'm just angry with a sheep and another monkey.

Li: Who cares about monkeys? Even if the Monkey King comes, we have to take him back to Huaguoshan.

Yang: OK! If you don't loosen your teeth, you will be rooted in the chaotic class. A thousand words persuade the right thoughts, and whoever comes will be angry. Yeah!

Teacher: Come into the classroom "class!"

Chen: Get up and stand up.

Teacher: Hello, class. Please sit down. First, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My surname is Hou.

Student: "Monkey"? (Ha ... Hey ...)

Teacher: Be quiet. Let's ask the students to introduce themselves.

Yang: Teacher, her name is Bonnie and her name is Li.

Chen and Li: Her name is Yang Erya.

Teacher; Don't students know who they are? Ask someone to introduce you. Ok, shall I announce the results of the monthly exam? Yang Erya is 76, Li is 67 and Bonnie is 49.

Chen: Ah! We're going to fry shredded pork with bamboo boards again tonight.

Yang and Li: What do you mean?

Chen: Don't you know? Every time I go home for an exam, the score below 80 is women's singles, the score below 70 is men's singles, and the score below 60 is mixed doubles. I'm dead this time.

Teacher: Stop it and carefully analyze the reasons why you didn't do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, and your feelings must be very profound.

Teacher: OK, why don't you read the reflection for everyone?

Li: What do you know about spring flowers and autumn moons? When is the exam? At present, the test papers are re-issued, and the results are unbearable. I'm still worried about what happened last time, but I changed the subject. When will you stand out? Like a river flowing eastward.

Chen sang: Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, how bad my grades are, how many dirty eyes I have received, and how bitter my skin is. In fact, my heart hurts more than anyone else.

Yang: When can I get a high score? I have nothing to ask the sky. I wonder if I will go to college tomorrow. Will the exam be strict? I want to be strong. Smell the cock crow in the middle of the night, and watch it at night. Unfortunately, my life is dull and my wisdom is incomplete. Sighing the book "Mountains and Seas", I should also hate it. Who says I'm not strong-willed, the moon is uncertain, my grades are sometimes good and sometimes bad, and it's hard to get into the sky? This is an old question. I hope that after hard work, it will be named before Sun Shan.

Teacher: You complained before I complained. Hey!

Sing: I don't know, why? Students are not what I imagined, or they can't find the direction of education, let alone full of hope. Standing in the classroom with tears in my heart, I don't know what to do.

Student: wink at jokes.

The bell rings ...

Student: The first battle was successful, yeah! Go home!

Teacher: In the dead of night, when I am upset, I don't sleep when I am upset. My mind is full of students. (Say:) No! These little guys seem to be aiming at me on purpose. In their eyes, it seems impossible. Hey! By the way, now the new curriculum reform, to optimize the relationship between teachers and students, huh! Let's get started.

Yang: Hey, who cleaned the floor so clean? Well, there's a new tablecloth, yo, and a chair cushion.

Teacher: Let's start the class. Today we learned the calculation of parallelogram area. Look, I have two identical trapezoids in my hand. Now I put the speakers together. What do you see?

Student: Whispering, fidgeting.

Old City Singer: Look at the students across the street. Look at me. I have a wonderful speech here. Take a look first.

Student: I look left and right, up and down, but I just don't understand. Start (a disease) ...

Teacher: Hey! Is there nothing we can do? Shall we call it a day?

Chen: No, no, Li and Zhang Jiagen had a fight. My head is broken. Why don't you go and have a look? And: Go ahead.

Teacher: Wait for me at the door. Don't go, just study in the classroom. Leave it to me.

Chen: Li is miserable this time. His family is so poor, how much should the medical expenses be?

Yang: Will the teacher fire him? Will you tell her mother? Her mother is ill.

Chen: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce.

And: let's pray for him.

Chen Sing: I pray for Li Neng's safe return. Although she was injured, it would be nice to come back.

Yang Sang: I pray that the teacher will be lenient and never fire me.

Li: I walked into the classroom with gauze wrapped in my head.

Teacher: You look calm. It's okay. I'll get my exercise book and get ready for class.

Yang and Chen: Hey, how's it going?

Li: You're welcome. When the teacher arrived at the hospital, he didn't say anything. He helped me find a doctor before and after running, and paid the medical expenses without saying a word. Seeing my head bleeding, the teacher cried like a crybaby. How unkind are we to him? The teacher is a bully to us.

Student: We all misjudged her.

Teacher: Class!

Student: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Stupid.

Li Sang: Sorry, sir. It's not that I don't love you. I really don't want to make you sad.

Students sing: I'm sorry, teacher. I didn't embarrass you. I really don't want to make you angry.

The teacher sang: it doesn't matter, it really doesn't matter. At least you have realized your mistake. You don't need to torture yourself sadly, and you don't need too much commitment. As long as you study hard, it's enough for me. A person's life has many memories. It will be sweet to think of you.

Teacher: Today.

Today, we will learn a little poem, a love poem.

Teacher: Love is a mountain spring.

Yang: How many dry hearts have you nourished?

Teacher: Love is rain and dew.

Li: How many happy families have you given birth to?

Teacher: Love is spring breeze.

Chen: Drive away the cold in winter.

Teacher: Love is a lighthouse.

Yang: Let the distance between heart and heart be no longer far away.

Teacher: Extend your heart.

Student: Stick out my heart.

Teacher: With our hearts.

Student: With our love.

Dedicated to: Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

Sketch 2 suitable for Teachers' Day performance Four Eyes: Is this the Zen Mountain Restaurant?

Monitor: Sorry! Sir, it's closed today.

Four eyes: closed? What's with the delicious food (turntable)

Monitor: Well, today is the tenth anniversary of Teachers' Day. Students who graduated from our primary school class in those years will hold a party here to invite teachers to celebrate the holidays, so we will suspend business for one day. Please forgive us! Hey ... sir! What do you do?

Four eyes: so sweet! (Picking up grapes to eat)

Monitor: Hey ... Please show some respect.

Four eyes: What do you say (everyone is face to face)?

Monitor: Oh, four-eyed boy!

Four eyes: big monitor!

Lin Hai: (Up) Big monitor!

Guangzai: Look who he is.

Monitor: Xiaohui! Wow; Gee ... what a beautiful day today.

Lin Hai: I just had double eyelids, huh? ...

Hirozai: Hey! Monitor, except Wang Ming, all 54 students in this class have contacted. Look! I lost a few hairs in this hair, which is related to this matter.

Monitor: Hey! Students! I'll find the teacher! (All) Good!

Wang Ming: (1) Is this Lili Restaurant? Hey! No business today?

Wang Ming: Comrade! Excuse me, is this the meeting place for the graduating classes of the seventh primary school and the fourth primary school?

W: Yes, you are. ...

Woman: Who is it?

Wang Ming: I'm Wang Ming.

Ah, Wang Ming!

Wang Ming: Who are you?

Xiaohui: What about me, Xiaohui!

Wang Ming: Who are you?

Bald head: Go! (Playing tricks) (Playing with three people)

Wang Ming: Bald head!

Monitor: (on) Hey! The teacher is here ... (boos)

Everybody: Hello, teacher! Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Hello, dear students! I don't recognize it. (Laughter)

Wang Ming: Teacher, your hair is so white!

Teacher: Oh, dear! People who are almost seventy years old, can their hair not be white? Who are you?

Wang Ming: I'm Wang Ming.

Teacher: Wang Ming? Ah! You copied your homework all night, Wang Ming. I criticized you at that time, you were not convinced, and Wang Ming wrote on the blackboard to scold me.

Wang Ming: Yes! Yes! It's me, teacher. You remember me.

Bald head: Please sit down, teacher. No matter how old a cadre is, he should stand in front of the teacher.

All: Yes! (two people sit down).

Lin Hai: Hey! The revolutionary masses are here and the leaders are here.

Bald head: Teacher, let me introduce you one by one. Yang Li, the general manager of our Lili restaurant, is the initiator and initiator of our class reunion.

Teacher: Yang Li, you are still so organized and infectious. I remember that time, when I made him monitor, you always called me eccentric behind my back (right)!

Bald: He is Luo Jun, and now he is the general manager of pirated audio-visual publishing house.

Teacher: Luo Jun? Ah! The appearance has not changed much. What impressed me most was your eyes. I suspect you dozed off in class!

Four eyes: Why! Teacher!

Teacher: Because your eyes are open and closed, it's all like this!

Four eyes: teacher! This is my family photo, this is my child and this is my daughter-in-law.

Teacher: My eyes don't follow you!

Bald head: Teacher, his name is Lin Hai!

Lin Hai: OK, teacher!

Teacher: Ah! You are so strong. At that time, you were the most naughty in the class. You always run around during the 10 minute break. For this reason, I didn't miss your parents.

Lin Hai: I was not sensible at that time!

Xiaohui: Lin Hai, do you still remember when you said I told on you?

Lin Hai: I said you turned me in, Yang Sanjie. We sit at the same table. You drew a line. When I crossed the line a little, you told the teacher that I was a hooligan. Ha ... actually, she is a little girl. How can I know how to play hooligans?

Xiaohui: Then I'll hit you.

Lin Hai: You hit me at that time. Now you should be careful. You lent me an eraser, but you still don't return it?

Teacher: Lin Hai! What job are you doing now!

Lin Hai: Report to the teacher! Do a little business and build a building.

Bald head: Hey! Now he is the chairman.

Logger Vick: Teacher, she is Xiaohui.

Xiaohui: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Ah, a good singer, a good singer. She just sang well when she was a child. That year, our class went to take part in a singing contest, with Xiaohui as the lead singer. Do you remember?

Four eyes: I remember. We also won the first place.

Man: Yes, yes, yes!

Xiaohui: (singing) The moon is floating in the evening breeze ... (Everyone sings) We are sitting beside the high mound, listening to my mother's story about the past ... (Xiaohui is crying ...)

Old teacher: Xiaohui, when I was a child, I cried again. Oh, dear! Xiaohui, why are you so sad (Wang Ming introduced,

Blocked by a bald head)

Baldy: Slow down, first come, first served. What about me? Engaged in intermediary information services, matchmaking for lovers, making money!

Teacher: No wonder you know everyone's situation.

Bald head: That's not true! I have a contact map here, which records the work unit, home address and telephone number of the whole class. I read it to the teacher: Sun Xiaofeng, engineer of construction company, tel: 3375782; Attending physician of Liu provincial hospital, tel: 3371567; Chairman of zhangyan Uni-China Hotel, office phone number: 33709 14, midnight phone number: 67 17568. After the connection, the voice was: Miss, please put Mr. Adam on the phone.

W: What a mess.

Teacher: I am familiar with today's telephone number. You really deserve to work in information.

Bald head: Teacher, I am a late bloomer. Hey! Wang Ming just doesn't have your phone number and home address in this book. You can write to the teacher later.

Teacher: Write down your phone number and home address, Wang Ming. (Everyone is busy again)

Monitor: Everybody stand up! Are you here for Teacher's Day or for business?

Sorry, teacher, we are talking about business.

Teacher: That's all right. You are all busy people. Let's talk!

Monitor: Students, this reunion of old classmates has been strongly supported by the whole class. Students who came because of busy work wrote and called one after another, asking me to convey holiday greetings to the teacher on their behalf (applause).

Siyan: Teacher, I bought 1 a talking bird for 300 yuan. He will say hello, teacher! Say it! Say it!

Lin Hai: Hum! Hua 300 yuan bought a mute (laughs)

Four eyes: teacher, close your eyes first. (speaking for himself) Hello, teacher! (Laughter ...)

Teacher: Oh, it cost so much money.

Four eyes: Never mind! It doesn't matter!

Lin Hai: Teacher, I remember that the clothes you wore in those years were blue except gray. Now the students will earn money. I bought you a gorgeous dress of the famous brand Mona Lisa.

Teacher: Thank you. How much did you spend?

Lin Hai: Thousands of dollars. This is a piece of cake. Please accept it.

Xiaohui: Hey-gentlemen! Ladies!

Q: What's the matter with you?

Xiaohui: Dear teachers and classmates, lofty feelings are nothing more than sincere friendship, and the best gift for teachers is nothing more than excellent grades of students. Therefore, my gift to my teacher was recorded by a pirate band.

Singing topic: Please come with me on the thief boat!

Bald head: Hey ... I propose a toast to celebrate Teachers' Day and to the health and longevity of our teachers! (Everyone raises their glasses)

Teacher: You have grown up and developed. Students, you are busy to celebrate the festival for me, which shows that you have not forgotten your teacher. I am very, very grateful. I feel more gratified to see that you have made great achievements in your posts, but I still feel a little sorry beyond this gratitude. Just now, I carefully looked at this connection diagram and found a problem, students and our class.

Wang Ming: Teacher! I didn't expect you to have this idea, so I didn't dare to write my occupation when I wrote my address on the contact map just now.

Teacher: Why?

Wang Ming: I have been a private teacher in this remote mountain city for ten years!

Teacher: Yes!

Wang Ming: In order to come out to see you this time, I asked the students for three days off. They heard that I was going to see the teacher and asked me to say hello to you for them. As for me, I didn't bring you any gifts. This was 20 years ago, because I wrote a curse on the blackboard, and then I wrote a written criticism with your comments. What you wrote is when you really realize that the teacher is good and will give you a review. Teacher, I brought you this critical letter.

Teacher: Wang Ming! Wang Ming! Thank you, teacher. Thank you!

Q: Wine? Where is the wine? Here it is!

Monitor: Students raise their glasses to our teacher!

Wang Ming: No! For all teachers!

Everyone: Yes! All teachers, cheers!