How to write a resignation report for a hotel waiter? Can anyone help me?

Resignation letter

Dear leaders, hello:,

As a small waiter, in your eyes, I , probably worthless, and you won’t know who I am!

But I want to resign now, and I have the right and obligation to tell you. Because you are all my leaders, even though you don’t know me, I can’t just leave without saying a word. If that is the case, it will be disrespectful to you and contempt for your authority! I respect you for everything, but you never care about my respect!

So I am writing this resignation report now to tell you, the superior leaders, that I am leaving and I will quit. I will use my final farewell to arouse your understanding of me and let you You can feel the support and love that a small employee like me has for you!

The last thing I want to say is that in your eyes, I may be a worthless pile of mud, but in my eyes, you are also a smelly piece of shit!

Well, that’s all. I wish your hotel business is prosperous, and I wish my future is full of sunshine. Here I give you my best wishes, that is, I have done everything for you. A good thing, you'll find out after I'm gone.

Sincerely,

Salute

Waiter: Aniu!

Follow-up: Leaders and comrades, I guess you have felt it by now, and maybe you have all arrived at the right place! Because I put enough laxatives in the food I gave you today, and also put a lot of Viagra. Hey, finally I took away all the paper towels in the bathroom. I guess you are all firing in the bathroom now. Aren't you just burning with desire? Anyway, no matter what, in one sentence, I left, leaving not only words, but also a thank you gift! ! !