Please do me a favor and tell me some ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets or jokes with homophonic Chinese characters.

Regardless of the east, regardless of the west, wine tube;

Prosperity or decline, drink it.

In the Qing Dynasty, the business of a pub in the south of the Yangtze River was depressed, and the business with literati as the theme was getting better and better. "Management" is homophonic with "Pavilion" and "Ba" is homophonic with "Ba"

two

Minko led a white cow through the Prince's shop.

Bai Gong rode a black horse to catch up with Gong Ye Chang.

A student disciple of Jikongmen sparred. Min Ziqian and Min Ziqian are harmonious, white cattle and Berniu are harmonious, white chess and white chess are harmonious, and Gongye Chang and Gongye Chang are harmonious.

three

Shanghai scholar is the first, just to write a book;

The people in Huating were affected by evil deeds.

Zheng Luoshu, the Shanghai magistrate, and Nie Bao, the Huating magistrate in the Ming Dynasty. Liushu and Luoshu are in harmony, and Evil Report and Nie Bao are in harmony.

four

Go with the sail, go against the sail, the sail is late and fast;

The tide rises and falls, straight.

Zhu Yunming said to a friend. "Sailing Night" is homophonic with Confucius disciple "Fan Chi"; "Sail fast" is homophonic with the general "Fan Kuai" in the early Han Dynasty; "Straight" and "",Song and Huang Tingjian; "La" and "Lu Ban" were ancient craftsmen.

five

Pull out the nail at the stern, Confucius was born at the stern;

Lightning between clouds, Huo Guang is from Hanzhong.

Jie Jin said to a friend. "Boat" and "Zhou" are harmonious, and "Huo Guang" and "firelight" are harmonious.

six

Cats enjoy the cool under bamboo, and there is no heat at all;

Iris is facing the sun, and the wind is coming.

"Summer" is homophonic with "mouse" and "wind" is homophonic with "bee"

seven

It is urgent to wear clothes and sandals;

Abandoning armor and delaying troops are often defeated.

Xia Yuanji, Minister of War, and Zhou Da, Minister of War, were right. "Emergency" reconciles "Giving", "Constant Loss" reconciles "History"

eight

Take off your clothes, take off your crown and give things to others;

Abandon your armor and drag your troops away, minister Xuan.

Zhao Jiuling versus Zhang Dao. "Giving things" and "urgency" are consistent, and "Shangshu" is consistent with "frequent loss"

eight

Clogs are shoes, and the first step is really no shoes;

Coconut ladle is a lamp, to the front Committee clock.

Ming Hu and Yuan Liu Zhuang were right. "No shoes" and "rudeness" are harmonious, and "no bell" and "disloyalty" are harmonious.

nine

Set up a lake stone in the middle of the river, not a fake island;

The tiger skin on horseback is called a spotted tiger.

Wen Zhiming versus Xu Zhenqing. "False island" is homophonic with "passageway", and "point mark" is homophonic with "class mark"

ten

Rain hits the Confucian crown, like a barrel full of oil;

Snow floats on the monk's head like a hammer.

You Xiucai told Monk Lei. "Oil" and "You" are in harmony, and "Rolling" and "Thunder" are in harmony.

eleven

Leaves fall and branches wither, see how bachelors bear fruit;

Even the governor will uproot the knife and axe if it is chopped.

Bachelor versus county magistrate. "Supervision" and "weakness" are harmonious

twelve

Lotus is defeated, and the leaves are rejuvenated;

When the grain is ripe, blow the chaff and shell to be the bride.

Dialect. "Old woman" homophones "old lotus root" and "bride" homophones "new grain"

thirteen

The history of writing is immortal, although it has not succeeded;

Hong En is powerful, and it cannot serve the country and become an enemy.

(No need to add Shi Kefa and Hong Chengchou) "Being the Enemy" is homophonic and satirizes Hong Chengchou.

fourteen

The wind falls into the nest, and the second and third sons touch the ground;

The moon wears the henhouse, and four or five golden bells crow.

Next year, Fudui will be a teacher. "Connecting with the earth" and "connecting with other disciplines" are harmonious, and "to be no.1" and "being the first" are harmonious.

fifteen

The wind falls on the magpie nest, and the second and third sons are connected to the ground;

In the rainy ape cave, the prince penetrated into the sky.

This couplet was handed down to the master during Xu Jie's exam in Ming Dynasty. "Connecting with the earth" and "connecting with subjects" are harmonious, and "prince" and "monkey" are harmonious.

sixteen

The wind falls on the magpie nest, and the second and third sons are connected to the ground;

The heavy rain hit the ape cave, and all the monkeys turned to the sky in Dai Lu.

This is the other side of the Part I, only using "monkey" to reconcile the opposition between "vassal" and Part I.

seventeen

The waves in Zheshan Bay are high and low, and the class speed is fast;

The wind is strong in front of the Baita Ocean, and the sails are fast and the sails are late.

"Sculling, sculling speed, sailing fast, sailing late" is in harmony with "Luban, Lusu, Fan Kuai and Fan Chi"

eighteen

Split pomegranate, red door polyacid seed;

Bite open ginkgo, a big white kernel.

"Red Gate" and "Red Gate" are harmonious, and "Benevolence" and "Adult" are harmonious.

nineteen

Mr. Wang knows all about it. What is a new employee?

Tashi is not attached to the Heat, but he only cares about Hanlin.

Chen Shizhai's comment on Tarshishiya. Harmony between "Ji" and "loom", harmony between "professional side" and "weaving workshop", harmony between "Taishi" and "Too wet", harmony between "Hanlin" and "Sweating"

twenty

It is difficult to pretend to be a real beast with a fake scalp.

Painters draw monkeys, which are heartless and useless.

The bride plays against the actor. "Ape" and "member" are in harmony.

twenty-one

Eggs and duck eggs are the same, Mr. Egg and Mr. Duck Egg;

The horse walks with the donkey, the horse raises its hoof, and the donkey raises its hoof.

Scholar-official pairing promotion. "Lifting the hoof" and "lifting" are harmonious.

Twenty Two

Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, complaining that it is really difficult to go around the river;

The bird is in the cage, and the heart is in the nest. I hate Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

Neijiang sanyuan tower couplet. "Jiang Wei" is homophonic with "Jiang Wei"; "Walking" and "Lu Bu" are homophonic; 【 Caowo 】 Harmonious "Cao Cao"

twenty-three

The pagoda has seven or eight floors, in which a big crane is placed;

The twelve pages of the book record the Spring and Autumn Period.

Luo Wan arrived at the magistrate early. A Crane in Tolerance reconciles the doctrine of the mean and the university. Autumn in Li Jichun is in harmony with The Book of Rites and The Spring and Autumn Annals.

twenty-four

Loquat feast is a silent joy:

Grasshoppers in the grass are not in the same boat.

"loquat" and "pipa" are homophonic; "Grasshopper" and "grasshopper" are harmonious.

twenty-five

There are few stars in the moon, so it will definitely not rain tonight;

It's freezing in the cold, and the Ming Dynasty is bound to become frost.

This is the antithesis of Qin Guan and Su Xiaomei's bridal chamber. "No rain" and "silence" are harmonious, and "frost" and "double" are harmonious.

twenty-six

Stuffy red furnace, full of sighs;

Worrying about Supa brings back thousands of thoughts.

Tao Zhen's attitude towards Yang Xing. "Sigh" and "charcoal" are harmonious, and "thinking" and "silk" are harmonious.

twenty-seven

Wear sandals to welcome guests, and don't wear shoes in the first step;

Holding a coconut ladle to persuade wine, it is not a clock in front of you.

In the Ming Dynasty, Liang Gong fought with Zhang Jinghua, a Taoist priest of tin cans. "No shoes" and "rudeness" are harmonious, and "no bell" and "no cup" are harmonious.

28

Bored all night, cutting wax in the same direction as the west window;

Sitting alone at night to burn quinoa in Dongting.

Laugh at it. "Wax" mediates "furuncle" and "Chenopodium" mediates "dysentery"

Twenty-nine

Sitting on the cold anvil, it has gradually become better since then;

It's only now that the iron inkstone is worn through.

A student was punished for showing off his cangue and making this couplet to laugh at himself. Harmony between "Good State" and "Flail Neck"

thirty

The shop is selling, the big animals are hanging, and the small animals are hanging;

Neighborhood game, the former Han loses, and the latter Han loses.

Mingyangji, the scenery of Xu Ben City is correct. "Gua" and "Gua" are harmonious, and "Han Shu" and "Han Shu" are harmonious.

Thirty-one

I haven't eaten for three days, and my chest hasn't shit;

Wearing a cotton-padded jacket in June, sweating in the crotch.

Liu Ning goes to alms. "Point shit" is homophonic with "Canon history"; "Sweating" and "Hanlin"

Thirty two

I don't know how to make tea in a pot.

When a monk sends wine to the wall, it must be sold privately

Chen Daofu versus Tang Yin. Harmony between "pot cooking" and "viewing the Lord"; "Private sales" and "Shigu" are coordinated.

thirty-three

Lantern cage lights, paper shells were originally only windproof;

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half.

The name of this medicine is correct. "Paper" and "orange" are harmonious; "Summer" is homophonic "Summer"

Thirty four

Hammer, three feet thick snow in the red flame;

When the cotton bow rang, there was a thunder in the white clouds.

In the Ming dynasty, examiners had to take a joint exam except the names of candidates, so that fame and fortune could be preserved. "Hammer" and "strike stack and remove name" are harmonious, and "cotton bow" and "wishing male" are harmonious, that is, starting from the country.

Thirty-five

Beggars are divided into characters, and education is popularized in counties and cities;

There is more ice in Youling, and the string songs are soaked in glue.

In the Qing Dynasty, there were rich people born stingy in Songling, so it was named for China. During the reign of Kangxi, Ghana was awarded the position of county magistrate. At the same time, some people were chosen to teach in a province because of their beautiful songs. Education and Call-up

Thirty-six years old

Fuxi shakes Shennong grass, Boyi Shu Qi;

Li Zhong lost Lv Gong's tapestry and Hanshan picked it up.

Liu Jue. Shu Qi and Shu Qi are in harmony.

Thirty seven

Professor Chen counted his hair, but there was no bun to give;

Great God Lu has a beard, so why not?

Marco versus Liu Rong. "bun" and "plan" are harmonious, and "beard" and "beard" are harmonious.

Thirty eight

Spiders weave webs to transport silk and patrol eaves;

Gull clam with bell left and right wings, vertical and horizontal whistle.

Yu Qian told an academician. "Transportation line" and "Transportation Department" are homophonic, and "eaves patrol" and "salt patrol" are both official names.

39 years old

Sowing grain, birds singing, urging farmers to be busy sowing grain;

Whispering with birds, wake up the drinker and get out of the pot.

The former's "sowing grain" and "spreading grain" are homophonic, and "carrying pot" and "pelican" are homophonic, both of which are bird names.

forty

On the mountain where two apes cut wood, monkeys also cut saws;

How can this beast get hooves when a horse is stuck in the mud?

Chen Qidong's play is the opposite of Lu Wenjuan's. "Jian" and "sentence" and "hoof" and "topic"

Forty-one

Monks go upstairs, the stairs are high and the stairs are short, where to go, where to go;

Nuns sell wine, which is beautiful and cheap, suitable for selling, suitable for selling.

Monks and nuns play right. "Monk" is homophonic with "Monk" and "Yigu" is homophonic with "nun".

Forty two.

In the deep mountain where two apes cut wood, the little monkey dared to saw wood;

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the hoof?

Liu Rong and Marco said to each other, while Jie Jin and Li teased each other. "Yes, the topic" harmony "sentence, the topic"

Forty three

Two boats race [two boats run side by side], rowing is not as fast as sailing;

A hundred schools of thought contend [eight-tone chorus], and the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

Chen Qia and his son are right. "Swim, sail fast, flute clear and flute harmony" are in harmony with "Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiao He" respectively.

44,

The Ministry of Rites reopened the list of days, and the number one scholar was second, which was a bit scary;

The cabinet turned into a hall for prostitutes, and Wu's plan to return always fell through.

In the Ming dynasty, the style of benevolence was from Wucheng, and Wang was from Ba County, with a wide range of evil deeds. Wu Zongkui regarded their intentions as evil, and people at that time regarded them as "chess pieces". Coincidentally, the hall officials of the Ministry of Rites, Huang and Kong Zhenyun, are three Ding families, and some of them have inscribed them. "Hard" and "yellow" refer to yellow; "Fear" and "Kong" are homophonic, referring to Kong Zhenyun; "Wu Gui" is the province of "Wu An", which means a person with style. "Wang Ba" and "Wang Ba" are homophonic, indicating that Wang Xiongying is from Baxian; "Wen" and "Wen" are homophonic, and also refer to people with style.