What does it feel like to touch your right hand with your left hand?

The feeling of touching the right hand with the left hand/barefoot farmer

After a long period of exploration and practice, a person devoted to studying the relationship between men and women published an intriguing sentence: "Touching a young lady's hand is like going back to 189; Touching my lover's hand, a warm current welled up in my heart; Touching your wife's hand is like touching your right hand with your left hand. There is no feeling at all. " In particular, the phrase "touching your wife's hand is like touching your right hand with your left hand" quickly spread all over the country overnight and became the mantra of many successful men who have solved the problem of food and clothing.

For the above paragraph, at first I thought every sentence was classic and in line with the actual situation. However, when I carefully analyzed the joke, I found that it had many defects.

First of all, if a man wants to touch a young lady's hand, he usually goes to a so-called karaoke bar or a ballroom or some so-called bath center. In these places, miss's hand is one of the important parts for miss to create wealth. All men who have touched a young lady's hand know that a young lady's hand can't be touched in vain, and it must be exchanged with money. When a man touches a young lady's hand, he can't think of it in his mind. Can you still feel 189 when you think of tipping?

At this age, the man is just a big boy, which is the season of love seeds. If a man likes a girl at this time, his mood should be pure and flawless, like a blank sheet of paper, facing the girl he likes. In the heart of a man of 18 years old, he yearns for a better life in the future, which is the pursuit of pure love. Touching the hand of the girl you like is a kind of sweetness and happiness, a silent dialogue between hearts, and a willow bud blown by the spring breeze.

However, can a married man touch a young lady's hand and feel back to eighteen or nineteen? A woman who has become a young lady, for whatever reason, whether she is dressed in elegant cheongsam, sexy halter top or childish and lovely student clothes, can't hide her heavy dust. Even if she complains in front of you, it's just to please you and make you pay more generously. When you touch the hand of such a young lady, can you feel back to 1899? Don't! Absolutely not!

Secondly, the phrase "touch your lover's hand, a warm current is in your heart" is also thoughtless. In today's era when food and clothing have been basically solved, a generation of lovers have made a powerful interpretation of "full of warmth and lust". Any man has an emperor's dream in his heart and always wants to eat a bowl and look at the pot. Once he has certain rights or economic autonomy, he will have the desire to command the upper body with his lower body. Therefore, a man with a lover, touching his lover's hand, should not be "a warm current in his heart." But a desire in my heart. Touching your lover's hand is just a prelude, or a prelude, to pave the way for future burning. Of course, when you touch your lover's hand, you will feel a little uneasy and guilty. After all, the lover's hand can't be touched in public, only furtively and carefully. Therefore, it should be more appropriate to say "I feel uneasy when I touch my lover's hand".

"Touching your wife's hand is like touching your right hand with your left hand, and you don't feel anything at all" is a statement against your will. Speaking of his wife as his right-hand man is actually fully affirming his wife's absolute position in the family. Neither a lover nor a young lady is qualified to be your right-hand man. Only your wife is absolutely qualified to be your right-hand man. If a man's hands are not numb, if he is not an animal from Leng Xue, he should have a sweet memory, a warm feeling, a responsibility and obligation to his family, and a happiness that can't be felt in the hands of a young lady and a lover. Therefore, touching your wife's hand should be a kind of hand-holding, a feeling of holding hands until you are old, and a feeling of being with you until you are old. Only a wife will selflessly dedicate her youth and her true feelings to her man. Besides, neither a young lady nor a lover will have such a spirit.

Dear male compatriots, touch your wife's hand more. When you touch your wife's hand, you will find your past and many beautiful memories that you will miss and recall. Trust me, it's right.