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Humorous slogans

Complete collection of humorous advertising slogans

1. German Scarab Car: The appearance of this car has remained unchanged, so it is ugly in appearance, but its performance has been improving.

2. Restaurant advertisement: Please come and dine in our restaurant! Otherwise you and I will both starve.

3. No dental orifice (slogan of a certain toothpaste advertisement)

4. No-smoking advertisement: In order to prevent holes in the carpet and in order to prevent holes in your lungs, please do not smoke.

5. Amazing (advertising slogan for an eye disease treatment device)

6. Cosmetics advertisement: This product is most attractive to men, so a self-defense teaching material is included with this product.

7. Don’t come if you don’t have a stomach (advertising slogan for a certain stomach medicine)

8. Flower shop advertisement: The roses in our shop are the cheapest today, and you can even buy a few as gifts. Mrs.

9. A drugstore advertisement——“Ask for trouble!”

10. The big petrified and the small petrified (Danshu Capsule advertising slogan)

11. Restaurant advertisement: "Please come here to dine, otherwise you and I will starve!"

12. Eat the whole food and eat it deliciously (a hotel slogan)

13. Hundreds Yi Baishun (slogan for a famous brand clothing advertisement)

14. An advertisement for an optical shop - "The eyes are the windows of the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass for your windows." < /p>

15. Beauty - wash away all the dust you have collected along the way (slogan of a certain washing powder advertisement)

16. A British village barber shop erected a wooden sign at the head of the bridge, which read: Gentlemen , I want your heads.

17. Porcelain advertisement: A French porcelain manufacturer responded to the fact that some couples smashed bowls and dishes over trivial quarrels. In an advertisement to promote the product, a French porcelain manufacturer ingeniously declared: "For the sake of the harmony of your family, smash dishes as hard as you can." Go ahead! Don’t let the small lose the big. ” 18. Dumpling shop advertising: cover everything.

19. To attract people into the store (banner of a high-end hotel)

20. Gas station billboard: "If you are addicted to smoking, you can smoke here. But please leave your address. , so that your ashes can be sent to your family."

21. Leisure wife and loving mother (slogan of a washing machine)

22. Recruiting female secretary: looks like a young girl, thinks like an adult. Man, act like a mature lady and work like a donkey!

23. A certain pawn shop advertisement - "Well deserved!"

24. Amazing clothing name (a certain clothing advertisement slogan)

25. A certain water heater product advertisement Words: "Don't just look at the high price of this product. If you buy a cheap water heater, you will be in dire straits."

26. The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: Get rid of (spots) early, please Don't (pox) stay.

27. Bondiac car: It is a beautiful thing to sit in it, and it is even more pleasant to be seen sitting in it.

28. Take pride in drinking (a slogan for a certain drink)

29. Siemens: Our company’s maintenance personnel all over the world are bored.

30. Parrot advertisement: A store in France hung an advertisement next to the price tag of a parrot cage for sale with a price tag of 500 francs: "If you don't believe it, ask it to see if it is worth 500 francs?"

31. Safety Advertisement: If you are addicted to alcohol, you can drink here, but leave your address first so that you can send your ashes to your family.

32. No mosquitoes in silence (a slogan for a certain mosquito killer)

33. Flower advertising: Send a few flowers to the person you love most, but don’t forget your wife .

34. The dairy factory placed an advertisement in the newspaper: "If you eat a bottle of fresh milk produced by our factory every day for 5214 weeks, you will live to be 100 years old!"

35. Wrigley chewing gum, one stone is the same as before and one arrow is in love (Slogan of Wrigley chewing gum)

36. Liushen has a master and a family is worry-free (Slogan of Liushen special effect toilet water)

37 , Tires: Work hard without complaining, as long as you still have breath.

38. Travel: Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon, where the night is 24 hours long.

39. Stomach problems can be treated in Sifang (Slogan for Sifang Stomach Tablets)

40. Breaking the news (Slogan for Asia Computer 3D Animation System)

41. Hat company advertisement: identify people by their “hat”.

42. A wise man meets his opponent (Guqiao air-conditioning slogan)

43. The enrollment advertisement for a certain French learning class said: If you find that you don’t like this class after listening to the class, courses, then you can ask for a refund of your tuition fees, but you must say it in French.

44. Lime factory advertising: starting from scratch.

45. Air conditioning advertisement: The maintenance workers of this product are the loneliest in the world.

46. An advertisement for a lime factory——“Start from scratch

47. A Swiss travel company reminded on the billboard: “Go to the Alps soon, 6000 Then the mountain was gone! "

48. Endless riding fun (a slogan for a certain motorcycle)

49. Fiat sedan: ushering in a new era for Fiat, reborn and coming menacingly, Super Thunder Horse 1000.

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50. Adhesive: It can glue everything together, except a broken heart

51. China Telecom’s long-distance phone advertising slogan

52. Cosmetics advertisement: Get rid of "spots" as soon as possible, and don't leave "acne"

53. Advertisement of a dumpling shop - "Everything is included!"

54. , Having hemorrhoids does not mean you are old (advertising slogan for a hemorrhoid medicine)

55. An advertisement for a smoking cessation association - "Never be friends with a smoking woman, ( ) unless you are willing to kiss a cigarette ashes Tank!"

56. Heaven tastes earthly wine (a certain alcohol advertising slogan)

57. An audio company advertisement - "One call and four responses!"

< p> 58. The enrollment advertisement of a "Facial Expression Institute" in Chicago says: "With us, you will learn to frown skillfully, so that people will feel that you are an honest person." "

59. An advertisement for a hat company - "Get people with hats!

60. On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement: Don't think you Losing your hair should be regarded as gaining face.

61. Cadillac sedan: Integrating power, speed and luxury.

62. A Dutch travel agency published an advertisement: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is 24 hours long."

63. Eye drops advertisement: Drop this in your eyes After applying the eye drops, move your eyes a few times to spread the eye drops all over the world.

64. A certain typewriter advertisement - "No fight, no acquaintance!"

65. It is better to know how good Fule is than to try it (Fule milk powder advertising slogan)

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66. New book advertisement: The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel!

67. Cough without delay (a slogan for a certain cough medicine)

68. Chrysler: If you don’t consider our Chrysler cars when buying a car, you will suffer a loss. Not only will you suffer a loss , we also suffer.

69. Franklin car: a car that will never cause you trouble.

70. Typewriter advertising: You won’t know each other if you don’t type.

71. Printing company: Prints everything except banknotes.

72. Dentist clinic: "Please feel free to come and get your teeth filled. Even if he (she) kisses you, he or she will not notice it."

73. Traffic safety advertisement: God It's not perfect, it has spare parts for the car, but the people don't.

74. Perfume advertisement: This product is the most attractive to the opposite sex, so a self-defense textbook is included with this product.

75. BMW sedan: Even if you tear it apart, it is still a beauty.

76. Japanese Toyota Motor: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.

77. A certain highway traffic advertisement: If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking

78. A certain barber shop advertisement——“Nothing is lost!”

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