Wu song's lines of fighting tigers

Performers: Li Jindou and Yong-quan Chen

A Peking Opera is a very representative drama art form in China.

b right, so everyone likes to listen.

a I know a lot about Beijing opera.

b what do you do?

I am born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born, born and ugly.

b hey, you can do it all!

you're welcome. I'm a generalist.

b how about the two of us acting together today?

a can. which one shall we sing?

b let's sing "Wu song hits the tiger".

a good, who are you playing?

b I play Wu Song.

a what about me?

b aren't you a generalist? How about a bartender in front, a tiger and an Orion in the middle, and a Yanggu county magistrate in the back?

a is fine.

b, please help me set the table back.

a delimit the performance area.

b, I'll play Wu Song, and you hit me.

a is good. (Hit the guy with your mouth)

B (singing) "If you leave Chaijiazhuang, you will return to your hometown, because my brother can't care to wear a moon and a star and carry a whistle to run around the streets and lanes."

a "good wine wow-"(weakly at the end)

b hasn't eaten yet!

a ... (hitting a guy)

b (singing) "I heard the bartender shout repeatedly. Bartender! "

a "is coming! There are three bowls of wine outside the door, but they won't pass the gang. Would you like to drink? Comrade! "

comrade b? You should call me the guest officer.

a oh, you are objective and I am subjective?

b this is Wu Song speaking.

a then I'm a meat floss.

b I'm Songhua.

a I'm a small belly.

b, stop singing! Who did you learn this play from?

a then who did you learn it from?

b I learned it from Mr. Li Wanchun, a Peking Opera performer.

a we are almost the same.

b who did you learn it from?

a Li Guyi.

ahem! You have to say, "guest, do you drink?"

a "guest, do you drink?"

b "exactly."

a "please go inside."

b "lead the way."

a (hitting a guy in the mouth, leading the way, and b taking a seat) "what would you like, guest?"

b "I want to drink."

a "not for sale."

b "?"

toothache?

b "don't be afraid that I have no money! Look, I have scattered silver here. "

a "silver?"

b "exactly."

a do you have foreign exchange certificates?

b? Can Wu Song have foreign exchange certificates? You have to say the words.

a "guest officer, you don't know, there is a mouse in Jingyanggang now."

rat b?

a "that's right!"

B is a tiger.

a "yes, there is a tiger."

b "what are tigers afraid of? I have a whistle stick here, how can I accommodate it! "

a "ouch! My guest officer, you can't beat this tiger! "

b "why?"

a "it's amazing!"

b "how?"

a "how do you see it? ..... like you, it's not enough for him to eat a midnight snack! "

b "that's all the more reason to get rid of it."

a "I advise you to do more than one thing!"

b (laughs) "hahaha ..."

a (misunderstanding) speaks to the heart.

b "humph!" (Strike the table, A is startled) "Hang it all! Since a tiger has injured people in Jingyanggang, I want to drink more wine and increase my strength. If the tiger is killed in Jingyanggang, I want to kill the people. Bartender! "

a "yes."

b "are you bringing wine?"

a "yes!" (Hit the guy in the mouth and lift the plastic beer) "Please use it, guest officer!"

b (inexplicably watching the beer rise) "ah! Restaurant, what is this? "

a "Tsingtao beer."

is there anyone who drinks beer in Wu Song?

a "what kind of wine are you going to drink?"

b "I have to drink white wine."

a "if you want to drink white wine, there is another rule."

b "what rules?"

a "you have to take a dish."

b "dish"? What dishes do you want? "

a "five catties of peanut beans and ten catties of elephant skin fish."

b "ah! This dish is much more expensive than wine. "

a "don't drink it if you are afraid of it!"

b "don't be so wordy, just get the good wine!" "

a "if you want to drink good wine, don't sell it, at least three liters."

b "why?"

a "it's called three liters but not the hills."

No, it should be three bowls.

a "I'm talking about selling up here."

b? Are you going to get me drunk?

a "it's better to be drunk, so you don't have to go hunting tigers in the mountains!" "

b, why are you always afraid of me hitting the tiger?

a "here is a county notice." (takes out a piece of paper)

B "Show me!"

a "look, my guest."

b (read): "tigers eat people, so be careful, don't move, or you will be fined. What nonsense! " (shredding and throwing it on the ground)

A "Hey? Why did you tear it? Sir, please drink! "

b "ok, (raises the beer liter) let me drink a liter!" " How awkward this is!

a you won't feel uncomfortable after drinking it!

b

(Raise your beer and drink. A crouches under B and opens his mouth to receive a drop of wine) "It's really good wine!" (singing and blowing) "a pot of pulp can't help but make people feel refreshed. Let's have a good drink."

a "good wine. (unstable) Can I look like this if it's not good wine? (picks up the wine and looks up) Oh! Drink up! This one is really drinkable, please have another liter. "

b "restaurant, I'm going!"

a "guest officer! Jingyanggang really has tigers! "

b "Restaurant, I've come to Jingyanggang this time, and I really met a tiger, so I'll come back to your hotel."

A

"What, you come back when you meet a tiger in Jingyanggang? That's right You came back, and so did the tiger. I'm telling you, the county has instructions that there are tigers on the mountain, and visitors are not allowed to pass alone. "

b "how many people can be released?"

a "at least one company is under armed protection, and you have to pay the protection fee."

b "where do more than 1 people live?"

a "We have a high room in Jingyanggang Hotel here."

b "high room?"

a "that's really a good light. There are wooden floors, Simmons soft beds, flower walls, eiderdown pillows and velvet quilts. If you want to take a shower, you can take a shower, air-condition the radio by telephone, turn on the color TV and watch a play. There are fans in winter and heating in summer."

b! I am so hot!

a "no, there is an electric fan in summer and heating in winter."

b that's more like it.

what about a?

b "how dare they make money with tigers!"

a "then you can stay"!

b "I'm leaving!"

a "are you really leaving?"

b "really want to go."

a "then we'll understand!"

b what is gu dabai? "Go!"

a (picks up the beer and uses it as a walkie-talkie) "1,1 I'm 3, I'm 3."

b he has a radio station here!

a "attention, attention, there's a tiger-killer running around you. I hope you will take strict precautions! Strictly guard against it! "

b, that's good, don't guard against tigers, guard against Wu Song!

a "if he wants to get rid of tigers, we can't make money."

b it seems that they are all hooked.

A "1,1 ..."

B, stop yelling, you tiger, it's time to play!

a, play the yin gong! (B hits the guy, A yawns on the court like a tiger) "I got up late again today!"

b it can really sleep!

a "ouch! This guy is fat enough! "

b what is it whispering about?

a "it seems that I can't eat a meal. It doesn't matter. The rest is in my electric refrigerator."

the tiger's home is electrified! (Appearing at Chong Jia)

A "Wait, look at this big man with a strong body, a portable whistle stick, thick and fat, and a shiny forehead."

b hey! This tiger can still catch the road!

a "don't eat him, let him beat me again. (Greeting B) Hello! Gu De Mao Ning! "

b oh, foreign tigers!

a "first of all, introduce myself, I, the roadblock, the god of wealth in this county. Don't worry, I will never eat you unless you hit me. We are born once and acquainted twice. How about a peaceful place? Dude? "

b "buddy? Try to fight! "

A "DuDu ... pause, if you really hit me, I will eat you. I'm sorry to protect my brothers."

b oh, this tiger is just like them.

a "ouch-"(tiger barks)

b "tries to fight." (Two people started fighting, three punches killed the tiger, and Wu Song recovered)

A (who lived with death) "Wu Song!"

b (startled) "hey? Why are you alive again? "

a "I'm telling you: you can't be a hero if you kill me."

b "what?"

a "you have destroyed the ecological balance! They won't spare you if I die! "

b, stop yelling! It's time for Orion to play!

ok, a, please show up again (b shows up) (several boards) "when the phone is received, I hurried out. Hey! Stop fighting! " (backwards)

B (inexplicably) "What's the matter?"

a "let me ask you, did this tiger scold you?"

b "none."

a "did it steal from you?"

b "none."

a "does it involve a third party?"

b ... this tiger is still stretching its legs! "Nothing."

a "then why did you hit it?"

b "Because tigers eat people!"

a "nonsense! What do tigers eat when they are hungry? I can see that you want to show off, to be advanced, to be a hero, and you want to ... "< P > B" What do you want? "

a "I'll talk about it when I think about it."

well, I'm not sure.

a "this tiger is not allowed to move anywhere!" "

b "I just want to touch the tiger's ass."

a "is that place just for fun? That's a restricted area! "

b "forbidden area"? I have killed the tiger! "

a (stunned) "oh, dead! I'm late. (crying) ouch! Aren't you killing me? My tiger wow! "

b, why are you crying?

a "We will lose our jobs as soon as the tiger dies!"

b "unemployed?"

a "since we got this tiger, we people have jobs. The county reported to the superior and asked for special funds, getting paid every month and getting subsidies every day! Protect this tiger at work every day. Sitting when you are tired, squatting when you are tired, squatting when you are tired, lying when you are tired, lying when you are tired, and taking a big top when you are tired. "

b I think you are full?

a "Now we are looking for a tigress!"

b, why?

a "married couple!"

pair b?

a (singing) "The tigers in the tree are in pairs."

tiger b is on the tree!

a "There are a lot of tigers under the tree."

b where are there so many little tigers?

a "the big tiger gave birth to the little tiger, and the little tiger gave birth to the little tiger; My son takes my class, my grandson takes my son's class, and our children and grandchildren are endless. "

b a bunch of slackers!

A (tying B) "Go!"

b "where to go!"

a "go to the county morning to go to court."

b "I miss Wu Song, I'm not even afraid of tigers, and I'm afraid of being an official!" "

a "cut the crap and go."

b "did I make a mistake when I hit the tiger?" Who am I provoking? "

A (taking a rounder) "Here we are, let me go and beat the drums."

b go ahead.

A "Knock, knock!"

b, why does this drum smell like this?

a "told me to miss it!"

b who told you to make so much effort! It's time for you, the county magistrate.

a, I challenge you to hit the guy! "aha! Yesterday, yesterday, I had a dream in Nanke. I was sweating and my heart was churning. My left eye jumped and my right eye jumped. I'm afraid something will happen today. "(turning to sit down)" Who's complaining? "

b what kind of bird is this?

a "who are you?"

b "My surname is Wu Mingsong."

a "why did Orion sue you?"

b "just because the tiger in Jingyanggang hurt people, it was killed by a villain!" "

a "what are you going to say?"

b was killed by a villain!

a "killed? ！” (twitching)

B "Master, wake up!"

a "never mind, I have nitroglycerin here."

b "this old man has coronary heart disease!"

a ... (takes out the medicine and throws it into his mouth)

b "I said, sir, what about you?"

a "beep! Bold! Bold! Bold! Tianjin steamed stuffed bun! "

ahem!

a "you know what? This tiger is a cash cow in the county. "

b "the county also points to the tiger alive."

a "that's true. it gives relief to the tiger disaster and grants to the victims every year. And the cost of tiger prevention, adding people into the tiger ... "< P > B" Adding people into the tiger? "

a "more tigers help more."

b "what about adding people?"

a "tiger tamer."

b "who is it?"

A "Pan Jinlian."

b-ho! Look, look for this guy.

a "Besides, the tiger is my cornucopia. With it, the Orion gives me gifts and presents, and the wine guarantees me a part-time job. ..... "

b" What does that have to do with you? "

a "Sir, I am the honorary chairman of Jingyanggang Hotel."

b this is backstage.

A (aggrieved) "It's all over now ..." (crying) "All the street class three stand still."

b what?

A "Mourn for the unfortunate death of the old tiger on which we all depend!" (putting the hat of filial piety on his head)

B What virtue is this!

A (humming a sad song) (singing) "Tiger is six and a half years old this year, and has lived all his life.