Are there any funny jokes about "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit"?

The reasons why the spoof "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit" was banned 1. CCTV Animation Department Office. After answering the phone call, the director suddenly became very proud, his face was filled with red light and light, and his whole body felt better than any medicine. "Director, what are you so happy about?" asked a subordinate. "Hahahaha, I just received a call from the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television. From now on, domestic TV stations can only show domestic cartoons during prime time. Wahahaha, we can finally show the cartoons we have been backlogged for many years." The director said excitedly. "Oh my God, the General Administration is so damn awesome. They can do this trick. I can't believe it. I can't believe it." A subordinate said with emotion. "Stop talking, Xiaotian and Xiaowang, hurry up and prepare our tapes for the past few years, broadcast them, and earn advertising fees. It's really a turn of events." The director ordered. 2. Xiaotian and Xiaowang searched in the warehouse for a long time, and finally found a lot of cartoons that had been produced but could not be broadcast, such as "How are you, Grandpa Panda?" ", "Tiger Don't Eat Bunny", "Naughty Mouse 80,000 Questions"...and so on. Get everything ready and wait for the scheduled broadcast. The director originally wanted to use this to earn some advertising fees and then pay off the debt for making these crappy cartoons, but that was it. Unexpectedly, a bigger business opportunity was waiting for him. 3 One day, a person found the animation department of CCTV Children’s Channel. Reception, pouring tea. "Director, let me get straight to the point. I have a film, "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit", which has assembled the best producers in the country. Believe me, this cartoon is destined to set off a trend." The director was confused. It’s very confusing, you are awesome, it’s none of my business. Seeing the director's stunned expression, the visitor continued: "Think about it, my movie is very good. If it is broadcast at your place, the ratings will be high. Are you going to broadcast "Tiger Don't Eat Bunny"? I'm sorry. It only costs a little advertising money, and no one watches it. Although there are no foreign cartoons now, you have to choose a taller one. You can’t show a slightly better one. This is my film, absolutely.” "Then why do I believe you?" "I am a TV broadcaster from Fulan. Do you believe that I am from Fulan?" the visitor said softly. "Otherwise, give me one set and I'll take a look first!" "Absolutely no problem. I have ten sets here for you and the brothers. Everyone can have a look. Have you watched "Saint Seiya"? Have you watched "Transformers" or "Dragon Ball"? This is the biggest cartoon in our country!" "Okay, leave a phone number and contact us later." The fourth director and a group of employees went back and opened the VCD. That night, He didn't reject it, and it didn't hurt him that night. Isn't this the "Seven Swords" that I admire the most? Isn't this the chivalrous spirit that flows into my bones? How many times, how many times have I stayed up all night, how many times have I stayed up all night, How many times have I planned to give up and travel around the world for the sake of chivalry? It’s a good movie, it’s such a damn good movie, I’ll never forget it. As soon as this movie is broadcast, I will create a miracle for CCTV. From now on, from now on, hahahaha! The next day, the director's face was redder than the last time he received a call from the General Administration. His eyes were shining. When he walked to the office, he found that all the employees were like him and looked at him expectantly. The director waved his hand: "Broadcast!!!" Suddenly, gongs and drums sounded, and firecrackers blasted! 5. "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit" began to be broadcast on CCTV, and gradually attracted a group of viewers, and formed a scale. The book was sold out in bookstores, and the ratings suddenly exceeded the two sets of "Extraordinary 6 Plus 1", exceeding I have bought three sets of "Art Life", only "News Network", and I have made a lot of money from advertising fees. The director is waiting for promotion! Suddenly, a phone call came.

"Director x, do you know who I am?" "Old man, I am , It’s just animation! How can you be so awesome as a writer?” “Seriously, what kind of cartoons are you showing, about fighting and killing? You don’t know what kind of society there is, a harmonious society? Can you talk about politics? After watching this, my two children want to kill me every day..." "Wait, you, two children? Damn, it's against family planning!" "Don't worry about this, can you? Stop broadcasting! Harmony, harmony, is there anyone who fights and kills in a harmonious society?" 2 Parody) The causes and consequences of the ban of "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit" "Oh, man, it's hard to make money these days, no. You can use this to get some advertising money! Look, how popular it is now. Did you see it? It’s a classic. That cat, haha, it’s so funny. It made me laugh. And that cat, it’s amazing. See that The sword is exactly the same as the one I used to play when I was a kid..." The director spat as he spoke, and Lao Dan was so angry that he hung up the phone with a "Pa". A few days after the 6th, this "old man" published his own article in Tianya, Xici and other places, calling for a boycott of "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit" because this cartoon is too popular. This post immediately caused a stir It received a great response, with parents agreeing one after another, children objecting one after another, and those born in the 1980s becoming angry youths one after another. One parent said: "After watching my child, every day, how about my mother, am I his mother, or is he my mother?" Another parent said: "My child is already well-behaved. I let her learn calligraphy, Guzheng, traditional Chinese painting, piano, gymnastics, and flying chess, but since watching this cartoon, I have lost my interest in everything. I keep saying that I want to learn martial arts and uphold justice. What kind of thing is this?" . 7 The matter quickly reached the ears of CCTV leaders, and the director of the animation department was called over. "Oh, I said, please stop that cartoon!" "Why? Okay, look, we made so much money." The director defended. "Is our CCTV short of money? It's a joke. If we ask you to stop broadcasting, we will stop broadcasting. Don't you know that we are the largest TV station and how many eyes are watching." The leader reprimanded. "Yes, yes, yes..." "But what? Our purpose is to be proud of safeguarding the interests of people about my age, and to be ashamed of safeguarding the interests of people much younger than us. They are a bunch of brats. You know nothing,” the leader continued. "Okay, okay!" The director reluctantly agreed and then exited the office. 8 The director thought that even if the show was stopped, he wouldn't be able to make it any easier for the old guy. He had to make a big deal. This guy could write, so he could get him some cartoon scripts. The call is connected. "Old man, what a fool you are, I've been fucked badly by you!" "Well, you know how powerful online public opinion is. I don't believe you don't care about this." "Fuck, stop talking, I promise you, But you also have to promise me a condition, get me some animation scripts, it’s obligatory, hurry up.” Laodan thought for a while, this is not a mistake. Although he is a writer, his works have not appeared in a long time. Being forgotten, isn’t this an opportunity? CCTV can be famous, and money can come from it. Once it is famous, money can still come. The two hit it off immediately, and the director stopped broadcasting "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit". A month later, he announced the launch of "green animation" and stated that he would strictly control the animation in the future. The new film was already in the production process, and his collaborator happened to be Lao Dan. Not long ago, a new cartoon was released. "Undercover and Blind Stream" written by Laodan tells the story of an undercover agent and a blind migrant. The two people lived in poverty since childhood. One became a gangster, but was actually a police undercover, and the other was a city wanderer. , was harassed by gangsters many times, but always had a firm belief, only being a blind drifter and not a gangster. Later, the two met and became close buddies in life and death. Later, they performed a police task together, both sacrificed, and were awarded by the country. Hero title. In the film, the country is replaced by a forest kingdom, and the two protagonists are a monkey and a cat. This episode was broadcast, and unexpectedly it aroused another response. Netizen A: This article completely imitates the characters of "Black Cat Sheriff" and "Journey to the West", plagiarism. Netizen B: The content of "Infernal Affairs" can be seen everywhere in it. Netizen C: There is nothing new, the author is an idiot. Netizen Ding: This is a far-fetched animal story.

Netizen E: The shooting inside was violent, the undercover agent had a girlfriend, and kissing me in public was pornographic. Moreover, later on, the two people actually lived together every day and were inseparable. They were suspected of homosexuality. Netizen Ji: . 10. Faced with this reaction, CCTV leaders stopped broadcasting the cartoon again. Lao Dan is very depressed, how can his hard work be like this? From then on, CCTV could only broadcast classic cartoons such as "Black Cat Sheriff", "Journey to the West", "Calabash Brothers" and so on. However, there are still constant comments on the Internet. The "one-eared" image in "Black Cat Sheriff" is too scary and harmful to children's minds. In "Journey to the West", the monster was beaten badly by Sun Wukong and had serious violent tendencies. Moreover, those scenes of the female monster seducing Tang Monk had a very bad impact on children. One child actually openly teased in front of the neighbor's children. There are even children who learn the words of the snake spirit in "Calabash Brothers" every day: All goes well, as I wish, and the spirit will appear quickly. Many children go crazy by holding a spoon in front of their parents and saying, thinking that their parents will realize their wishes. The director is depressed, what is happening to this world?

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