An interesting poem about engineering

1. A funny poem about water conservancy is a paradise from a distance and a bank from a distance.

Walking into the construction site is like walking into a cell. It is better to go home and herd cattle and sheep.

Everyone says that the construction site is good, and only fools run to the construction site.

Earn money on the construction site, spend it on the construction site, and have no money to send it home.

Young wives can't get married, and married wives don't need it.

If you have children, you can't control it. If you buy a house, you can't live there Youth is scattered on the barren hills.

The blender took away my youth, and the excavator took away my dream.

The roller crushed my hope, and the welding machine could not sew up my sadness.

The hammer hit my heart and the steel wire tied my arm in a circle.

Helmet used to make me feel like a hero, but now it is my wish not to wear it.

I fell asleep in confusion and dreamed of dancing lightly on the construction site.

I smiled and asked God, "Where is our way?"

2. Ask for funny sentences in all subjects: 1, I won't commit crimes unless people commit crimes against me; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to enter my world, but I don't allow you to walk in my world. 3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles. 5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.

6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it! 7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture. 8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.

9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy. 10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.

1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum. 12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.

13, how to lose weight without eating? 14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no, my mother said: this is ok, and I said: this is really not ... 15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary. 17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? ! 18, there is love besides teeth.

19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education. 20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person. 22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope.

No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love. 23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.

24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth? 25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out. 26. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark ... 27. I can't play chess, I can't write calligraphy, I can't draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go! 29. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects. 30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

3 1, hands in pockets, nobody loves. 32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

33. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with people who try their best to make you end being single. 34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens! 36. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET. 37. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned. 39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death. 42. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.

43. You can't miss yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, you can't take care of yourself, and you can't give yourself happiness. 44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

45. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

47. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil. 48. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

49. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu. 50. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

5 1, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you! When I woke up, it was already dark. 53. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.

54. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face.

You should know the script of your life-it is not the sequel of your parents, the prequel of your children, or the story of your friends. 59. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.

60. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in a primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

6 1, teenagers don't run amok, they are bold and presumptuous, so where do they get the theme when they are old? As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

64. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. I don't know any of you people. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer. 65. The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. 66. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

67. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal. 68. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.

69. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come? 70, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald. 7 1, I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. People should not disturb … 73. When we were young, we often.

3. What are the poems about engineering construction? 1. Teng pavilion Linjiang bamboo, mountains, singing and dancing. -"Poems of Teng Wangge" Wang Bo

Commentary: The towering Wang Tengting overlooks the sandbar in the middle of the river, and the gorgeous songs and dances of Yupei and Luanling have long stopped.

2. Draw a building that flies to Nanpu Cloud, and the bead curtain rolls up the rain in the western hills at dusk. -"Poems of Teng Wangge" Wang Bo

Commentary: In the morning, the painting building flew to the cloud of Nanpu; In the evening, the bead curtain was caught in the rain in the western hills.

3. The dangerous building 100 feet high, you can pick the stars with your hands. -Li Bai's Sleeping in the Mountain Temple

Description: The high-rise building of the temple on the mountain is really high, which seems to be 100 feet. People upstairs seem to be able to pick off the stars in the sky with one hand.

4. Don't speak loudly for fear of scaring people. -Li Bai's Sleeping in the Mountain Temple

Commentary: Standing here, I dare not speak loudly for fear of disturbing the gods in the sky.

5. Erchuan dissolves and flows into the palace wall. Five steps to the first floor and ten steps to a pavilion. -"Epang Palace Fu" Du Mu

Description: Weishui and Fan Chuan flow into the palace wall. Five steps to the building, ten steps to the pavilion.

6. The corridor is waist-high and the eaves are high. Hold the terrain, intrigue. -"Epang Palace Fu" Du Mu

Explanation: the corridor is like a ribbon, and the cornices arranged like teeth peck at the height like bird's mouths. Pavilions and pavilions are built according to the height of the terrain, (lower corner) hooks the center of the house (upper corner), and the corners (side by side) compete.

7. Vegetables, noise, honeycomb vortex, and tens of millions of waterfalls. -"Epang Palace Fu" Du Mu

Explanation: The food is twisted and twisted. (From a distance, bird's-eye view) Buildings, such as dense beehives, such as swirling water eddies, stand tall. I don't know. Tens of millions.

8. Autumn Mountain is a sunny and rainy place, leaning all over the temple buildings in Jiangnan Temple-"Three Memories of the Past (I)" Du Mu

Description: The clear autumn mountains and the continuous spring rain also enrich the scenery of Jiangnan and highlight the vast area of temples in Jiangnan.

9. The long bridge lies in waves and there is no cloud. After the road is empty, don't blame Eric? High and low, I don't know the west and the east. -"Epang Palace Fu" Du Mu

Commentary: Without clouds, why are there dragons? It turned out to be a long bridge lying on the waves. It's not a storm that clears up. Why a rainbow? It turned out that the overpass was walking in the air. High and low, people can't distinguish things.

10. If you have wings, you will know your spine. If you have birds, you can fly. -The Book of Songs Xiaoya Xigan

Commentary: Houses stand upright like people, sharp arrows pass straight through like lines, and are as wide as birds spreading their wings. Colorful golden pheasant clothes make gentlemen enter the hall.

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4. Humorous limerick, describing careless work on the construction site and stepping into society.

The return of the prodigal son has been in vain.

I'm embarrassed now,

Wearing factory clothes, suffering from foreign invasion.

Have a hanging meal and wait in line,

Make a little money, pay taxes,

This is society.

Beautiful factory, my home,

Wages will never increase.

The food is really bad,

Fried cucumber with green vegetables every day.

Oil-free and salt-free sandy soil,

The worst part is lard residue.

It is not good to work overtime every night.

I'm tired of missing my parents in the middle of the night.

Work life is really good,

You can eat grass in vegetables.

The flies in the soup are taking a bath.

Ants are racing on the table.

There is little oil and salt on the plate.

There is a mosquito bite under your feet again.

No meal is full,

Alas … it's hard luck!

Love is empty, love is empty,

Wandering in the street alone

Empty people, empty money,

A single evil karma is at work.

The mobile phone is empty and there is no money to charge it.

Life is not easy.

Worried about work year after year,

Working overtime every day is like a monkey.

By the end of the year, I'm afraid,

I don't know when I came out. ...

This article is dedicated to all the working friends who are away from home:

I wish everyone: do a good job!

5. The funniest poem Daquan Rizhao incense burner gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. The boatman kicked Li Bai out of the boat without paying him.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beauty where there is a shepherd boy pointing at Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are very penetrating.

For Tomb-Sweeping Day's sake today, let him start this. ) In Tang Xiao in spring, a beautiful woman, Meng Haoran, came to the Institute of Technology in spring carefree from this morning when I woke up and couldn't sleep at night. I looked for her online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone). Looking for a beautiful woman Du Fu in Tang's chat room is just a beautiful scenery of science and technology. I want to meet someone speculatively (hey hey, the poet is ambitious). The novella was published in early spring by Zhang eighteen members of the Ministry of Water Resources. Tang Han to Beili, Xiao Yurun is like a crisp beauty, looking at it from a distance.

(It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. ) Li Bai resigned from his dormitory in the early Tang Dynasty. He likes to meet netizens. Suddenly, his face was full of sadness. He couldn't help crying, but he was in danger of death. (Poetry fairy seems to have met a carnivorous ~~ Amen) Mountain trip. Tang Du Mu went to the depths of Xiangshan Stone Trail and oblique white clouds. She and I both thought the princess would be a dinosaur meeting a frog. Wow, it's Komori again. It looks really touching. ) The Book of Songs.

(well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either.

) Operator Song Lizhiyi I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology. She talks to me like a ghost every day.

(How can a poet join in the fun ~ ~ It's really a generation after generation of dinosaurs) The last article Jiang Nanchun and Tang Dumu Daqian chatted with each other on the Internet, and their hearts gradually became empty. 480 times, how many dinosaurs are there? I can say responsibly that Komori is dying, and the consequences are very serious.

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The morning of seeing off the second envoys of Yuan Dynasty, An Xitang and Wang Wei, was full of disappointment and heartbreak. I advise you not to find another netizen to become a monk in Shaolin tomorrow (good word ~ ~) (enough, you must choose me! ! ! ! )。

6. Some poems describing the construction of the project (urgent) Please tell me about Li Bai's overnight stay in the mountain temple.

The tall buildings of the temple on the mountain are really high, like a hundred feet. People upstairs are like a hand that can pick off the stars in the sky.

Standing here, I dare not speak loudly for fear of disturbing the gods in the sky.

Poems by Wang Bo and Teng Wangge

Wang Teng Linjiang Zhu and Ming Luan went dancing.

The painted building faces Nanpu Cloud, and the bead curtain rolls up the rain in the western hills at dusk.

The shadow of the idle cloud pool is long, and things change for a few years.

Where is the emperor in the cabinet today? Outside the threshold, the Yangtze River flows by itself.

realistic

Concentrate on painting a building and carving a beam, as if separated by a world.

Time seems to go back, Confucius and Mencius have entered.

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2. Five new thatched cottages, three new thatched cottages and bamboo walls with stone steps and columns.

3. A hut is also self-taught. Let the wind blow, even the eaves are broken. It looks awkward. The wall is a pile of loose soil, and the owner will never come back.

4. Gao Xuan faces Zhu Bi with cornices overhead. Carved flowers and scattered willows. The shore chrysanthemum began to contain pistils, and the pears began to turn red. Don't worry about the darkness in Kunshan, it's also a tragedy.

5. Liu Yin leads the imperial ditch, and the phoenix tree embraces the bamboo building. Wang Tengting is in Jinling City, and it is shameful to paint painters in Danqing.

6. Stora West 100 feet, Tingzhou is covered with clouds and trees.

7. Dangerous buildings are elevated in the sky, and the upper phase is idle. The trees in Beijing are 300 Li in color, and the rivers belong to Han for thousands of years. The sun shines high on the peaks, and the autumn valley is full of flowers. Whoever looks at Kochi on the cloud road will look in front of Chilan in the west.

8. Hui Hui is full of clouds. Last month, Xuanhua Pool was Huaxin. The moonlight flooded the palace. It's silly that wine is not intoxicating.

9. Smoke clouds meet Penglai, and the Palace Que opens at dawn. The group of Yushan predecessors are elsewhere, and Ziluan flew to see Sendai.

10. The palace is full of purple, and the jade sand in Jingu is colored with water. The maid-in-waiting fell asleep, ate flat peaches and fell to the ground.

1 1. Liu Hancui In the palace of the king of Wu, flowers are in full bloom in Sue's hut.

12. Longwei is on the top and Penglai Palace is on the top.

13. The phoenix tree leaves fall in the autumn wind, so people can't come to Taiwan. Wu Wang Palace is full of wild flowers. Water grows in the spring under Shicheng, and moss grows in the rain in front of Swallow Hall. In Mo Wen, everything in the world is ruined. They come once in a hundred years and win the cup.

14. After the light rain, the vegetation is dust-free and dazzling.

15. Daming Palace is gloomy, and the Dragon Tower is fragrant.

16. All the mountains and rivers support the imperial city, and the jagged palaces meet the clouds. The wind blew through Changle, and the willows left the Forbidden City with fine smoke. It's a sunny day, it's on the road, it's a high day. Unique shallow talents are willing to fail, and what is more shameful is Lu.

17. Tianbao is peaceful and harmonious, and Huaqing Palace is gloomy and rugged. Yuan Chaoting is near the Qinling Mountains, and the ancient pagoda is high on the Weihe River. Yushu floats in the clouds, dances in the sky and sings on the moon. It's just that there is hot spring water now, and there are many feelings in sobs.

18. Nine times open the sky and the stars shine. (Data from Jiang Yousi)

7. Who has a poem about engineering 1?

A row of shabby houses

On a late autumn night

It was built quietly.

Between the cracks in the wall

How much moonlight is hidden?

The side of the house

Piles of broken bricks and gravel

Scatter all over the floor

Like being attacked.

Disposable time

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Dusk time

Several construction workers

Say goodbye to a busy day.

Sit around together

Drink and chat

Put poverty and fatigue

Let's all build by laying bricks or stones into the cracks in the bricks.

cool breeze and bright moon

Pick up the glass and chat happily-the combination of friends.

Do you have an emotional life?

It's all life

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high buildings and large mansions

In people's expectations

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The construction workers have all left.

As if they had never lived in the future.

No one will remember.

Their names

After the building is completed

The small house was quietly demolished.

No trace

Just like children grow up.

Old parents will grow old.