The teacher assigned 5 couplets and asked for classification. Please help me write them out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Split the couplets

Freezing rain sprinkles on the window, east two o'clock (frozen) and west three o'clock (sprinkled)

Cut the melon into slices, harden eight knives (divided) Seven horizontal knives (cutting)

The eight kings of pipa, harp and harp, the king is on top

Four ghosts and monsters, ghosts and ghosts invade the border

Looking at the door Zhongyue

Thinking about cultivating the fields

The sun and the moon are clear

The five mountains and hills

Three stones of Lei Bridge

Separate the way out of the two mountains

Ride a strange horse, draw a long bow, play the harp, harp and pipa eight kings,

The king is above, fight alone

Pretend to be a human, attack Dragon Yi, four ghosts and monsters,

Ghosts come to the side, grab it with your hands

Stretch a long bow, ride a strange horse, fight alone

Marry a daughter of the family, When a child is born, he is called a nephew

The thorns are bundled as salary, and they are cut vertically and opened horizontally into four bunches (Li Tiaoyuan)

The Chang gate opens the door, and the more is moved to fill up the less to make double rooms (Li Tiaoyuan) Housekeeper)

Hong is the riverside where there are few birds, water and sand appear

Silkworms are the world’s worms, and there are earth embankments

Inlaid word couplets

The tower is lit up, and the layers of the sky are bright

The lotus pond is plucking lotus roots, and it is white every day

Taolue must draw a new picture in the end

To rise up, you have to read good books-- Guo Moruo inscribed on the Shanghai Taofen Library

Participating in the sufferings of the people

Determining the policy of governing the country--at the entrance of the Senate

Sadness in autumn

It’s so miserable that Jin can’t be cherished—Ti Qiu Jin

The local tyrants and evil gentry collapsed

The local ruffians scraped the grass to nothing—Tudi Temple

The people are still the same , the country is still like this, how can it be divided into north and south

In short, it is not east and west

(Republic of China, President)

Homophone couplet

Two apes cut off a tree in the deep mountains, but a little monkey dares to saw each other (sentence)

A horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come up with a question (hoof)

-- Jie Jin

You get lotus root because of a lotus, (why you get even)

There are apricots without plum blossoms, (luckily, you don’t need a matchmaker)

Dog gnaws (monk's) bones on the river - Su Shi

Poetry on the east slope of the river (corpse) - Buddha Seal

Spring is always there in Xiangyangmendi - Su Shi

People who have accumulated good deeds have more than enough (fish) to celebrate (run out) - Buddha's seal

Master's aunt is carrying grain in the field (monk)

Embroidery tailor (scholar) in front of the beauty hall

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou) Wei

Light Dance (Wu) originated from Hanzhong

Light Dance: Lightning; Hanzhong: Sky

Lantern Lamp, the paper (citrus) shell is only windproof

Drums and drums, tangerine peel cannot be beaten half a time (summer)

Lianzi feels bitter

Pear (li) children have soreness in their abdomen

Same rhyme couplet

Chickens eat when they are hungry and call children to pick up stones and chase hungry chickens

Cranes are thirsty and grab their pulp, but their servants fire their guns. The thirsty crane is frightened

The boy beats the tung seeds and the tung seeds fall. The boy is happy

The daughter-in-law carries a tin pot and the tin pot leaks. The daughter-in-law is angry

The hungry chicken steals the rice and the boy beats it with a tube (peasant woman)

The Liang guest coughed and was frightened by the summer rat (Li Tiaoyuan)

Li hit the carp, the carp sank to the bottom, Li sinked and the carp floated

The wind blew the bees, and the bees swarmed to the ground , the wind blows and bees fly (Li Xuezheng)

Painting with lotus and monk painting (Tang Bohu)

Book of Han Dynasty and Hanlin Book (Li Tiaoyuan)

Jia Dao Drunkenness is not false (Zhu Zhishan)

Liu Ling drinks without leaving any zeros (Tang Bohu)

Li hits the carp, the carp sinks to the bottom, Li sinks and the carp floats

The wind blows Bees, bees swarm the ground, and bees fly when the wind blows (Li Xuezheng)

The rain hits the beach, sinking and falling

The wind blows the candle, half of it flows away, and half of it remains

The command burns the paper, and the paper ashes fly to the commander's head

Xi Zhuan goes into the meal, and the food is full to the full of Xiu Zhuan's belly

Phonetic Couplet

Tongzi on the tree, boy under the tree, boy playing tungzi, tungzi falling, boy enjoying it

In front of the house and outside the garden, inside the house, outside, the staff outside sweeping the garden, The outside of the garden is clean and the members are quiet

Monk Fazheng was carrying soup to the pagoda, but he accidentally missed it and the soup was pouring out to iron the pagoda

Old Xu, a tailor, was playing chess with his wife and accidentally missed something. The wife abandoned the chess game

Luoyang Bridge, the buckwheat on the bridge, the wind blows the buckwheat and the bridge does not move

Parrot Island, the boat under the state, the water makes the boat flow and the island does not flow

Baiyun Peak, the maples on the peak, the wind blows the maple and the peak does not move

Qingsi Road, the roadside heron, the dew-beating heron has not flown the road

The guest is drunk, the guest is drunk Go to sleep, it is a shame to be idle.

On academics, politics, and poetry, we can entertain ourselves

The book boy grinds his ink, and the ink wipes out the ink of the book boy

The plum fragrance adds coal, the coal explodes. The plum fragrance has two eyebrows.

My mother rides a horse, and the horse is slow. My mother scolds the horse

Niu Niu beats the cow, the cow twists the cow, Niu Niu twists the cow

The summer rat cools the beam, and the painting on the wall depicts the cat frightening the summer rat

The hungry chicken picks up food, the boy turns over the rice in the bucket to delight the hungry chicken

Missing couplet

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven (forget eight)

Filial piety, brotherhood, loyalty, trustworthiness, etiquette, righteousness, integrity (shameless)

Two, three , four, five (missing one) - homophonic (lack of clothes)

Six, seven, eight, nine (less than ten) - homophonic (lack of food)

Horizontal: North and South meaning Refers to (nothing)

The people of the United States have spent hundreds of millions of dollars

Gathering all the bastards in one place - the fake National Congress

(where the word "口" is It is actually an empty frame)

Different couplets

It will be unlucky to have spring tomorrow (It will be unlucky to have spring tomorrow)

Unlucky all year round and little extra money (unlucky all year round) , rarely have more money)

--Zhu Zhishan

Can I live here forever? (This place is safe, can I live forever.)

This person is so sad! (It is safe. Good people, not sad.)

Cheap, not cheap, cheap (cheap, no, cheap, cheap)

Affordable, not affordable, affordable (affordable, no, affordable, affordable)

Hengbiao: Cheap and good quality

Two plates of beans, (two butterflies fighting), (two butterflies fighting in the forest) (Qianlong)

A bowl of oil, (a gull swimming ), (A gull swims on the water) (Ji Xiaolan)

Qiaoyi Lian

The father holding the son with rice straw

The mother holding the son in the bamboo basket (Xiong Tingbi )

Master’s Wife climbs the tower and looks north and south (Master’s Wife)

The disciple eats on the way (Li Shibin)

The eyeballs are in the nose, and the beads are still on Confucius

Mr. Eyebrow must be born later, and the younger generation is better than the old man

The moon shines through the screen window, everyone is bright and bright

The snow is falling on the Meiling, and the fragrant mountains and white sky are everywhere

Contradictions

The eldest lady washes black and white vegetables

The tall and short man eats hot jelly

The real deer walks in the rockery

The live fish swim in the stagnant water

Wear winter clothes and summer hats, spend the Spring and Autumn Period

Go south, go north, goddamn things (Wang Erlie)

The heavy ship carries cargo lightly Loading capacity

Measure the length of land with a foot, measure the length with a short foot

Northern geese fly south, their wings are divided up and down from east to west

The front wheel tracks the rear wheel, and the two wheels are left and right. Walk high and low

Think before and after, read the book on the left and turn to the right

Sit north and face south, eat the watermelon rind and throw it eastward

Invert the couplet

People pass by the Great Buddha Temple, and the Buddha in the temple is larger than others (Qianlong)

Visitors come to live in nature, but they are guests from heaven (Ji Xiaolan)

--Lian of the Great Buddha Temple in Nanmingshan, Xinchang, Zhejiang

The fog locks the top of the mountain and the fog locks the mountain

The sky is connected to the water and the tail water is connected to the sky

--Xiamen Gulangyu Island Fish Belly Pulian

The building looks at the sea Watchtower

The water is connected every day

Shanghai’s tap water comes from the sea

The Beijing oil pipeline transports oil to the north of Beijing

Hua Laishi comes to China

Marshall Horse Riding

Sound of water in the pool

Golden valley in the golden valley

Ruthless pair

May yellow plum Sky

Samsung Brandy

Gongmen Peach and Plum Festival

France, Netherlands, Belgium

The tree is half withered

As expected, it has nothing to do with it

Fine-feathered poultry bricks will die later

Coarse-haired beast Mr. Shi

Tai Chi Two-Yi generates Four Symbols

A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold

Complex couplets

Buddha’s feet are clear in the spring, and two jade belts are fluttering down

The source of living water, bubbling and bubbling A string of pearls emerges

--Baotu Spring in Qianshan Buddha Mountain

Mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere

Sunny or rainy, I am always curious. Strange

--A couplet of a pavilion in Zhongshan Park, West Lake

Everywhere is green and red

Every year there are ups and downs, dusk and morning

--Couple of Flowers and Temples in West Lake

The sea water falls in the direction of the sky

The floating clouds grow long and long and wax and wane

Long hair, long hair, long hair

Long hair, long hair, long hair--Tang Bohu

The mountains and rivers are bright and beautiful everywhere

Sunny or rainy. Curiosity and curiosity

--Title on the Solitary Mountain of West Lake

Overlapping mountains, twists and turns of the road

Tree high and low, tinkling dong dong dong Spring

--Inscribed on the Nine Streams and Eighteen Streams in the South of Longjing, Hangzhou

Go, go, go and stop

Sit, sit, sit, sit, where? Prevention

--Inscribed on "Xiu Xiu Pavilion" in Fenghua, Zhejiang

Buddha's feet are fluttering in the clear spring, and two jade belts are floating down

The source of living water is flowing out. A string of pearls popped up

--"Luoluo Hall" in Baotu Spring, Jinan

Winds and rains, warm and cold, looking for it everywhere

The orioles and the swallows, the flowers and the leaves, the darlings and the darlings in the morning and evening

Right and wrong, right and wrong, right and wrong, right and wrong, right and wrong

Pros and cons, Anyway, anyway, anyway, the same

Lele Lele Lele

Luo said Luo Luo said Luo, the tide stirred up the tide stirred up the tide)

The right sentence

The world is devastated, but the sages in the poem

The people are suffering; Waves at the bottom of the pen

--Guo Moruo's inscription on Du Fu

In the flower room, on the needle-grinding stone

Leaning on the sword in the sky, hanging the bow and hibiscus

-Guo Moruo inscribed Li Bai Memorial Hall

Government opened in the Yuan Dynasty, governed Hongzhenguan

Huangliu Jiange, Guangbo Lizhou

Absolutely

Yansuo Pond Willow

Paozhen Haicheng Tower

Sprinkle cold water, a little water, two drops of water, three drops of water

Lilac flowers, hundreds of words, thousands of words Head, ten thousand-character head

An inch of land is a temple, and a poem is written beside the temple. The poem says:

Send the monk back to the ancient temple tomorrow

Two trees form a forest, and the forest says Forbidden, forbidden cloud:

The axe enters the forest in time

Yan Xishan passed Wuxi and climbed Xishan Xishan Wuxi

Fan Changjiang looked at the Yangtze River until the sky was long

Staying in a Hakka house and guarding the loneliness of the cold window (Li Tiaoyuan)

Avoiding the lost path and returning to the lotus path to return to freedom (Master Futai)

Looking at the sky, looking at the sky , I have time to look at the sky every day

It’s hard to ask for help, it’s hard to ask for help.

It’s hard to ask for help when everyone is in trouble

Early to turn on and off, late to shut down, let the guest pass

It’s easy to be right, but it’s hard to be right, sir, please do it first

Qian Bagua, Kun Bagua, Eight Eight Sixty Four Hexagrams,

The world of the hexagrams has been determined

The nine tones of Luan, the nine tones of Feng, and the eighty-one tones of Nine and Nine,

The sound of the luan and the phoenix singing together

The new moon is like a bow and the waning moon is like a bow being strung up and bowed down

The morning glow is like a brocade and the sunset is like a brocade in the east and the river in the west and the river in the west

The moon is full in the sky, the moon is half on the ground, the moon is full and the moon is half

Tonight is the end of the year, and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty will be the end of the year.

Visiting the West Lake to pick up a tin pot The tin pot fell off the West Lake, cherishing the tin pot

Traveling to the West Mountain, taking the clothes, dropping the clothes on the West Mountain, cherishing the good clothes

No couplet

The sun shines on the rocks at Huangyan (split word couplet)

A train is on fire, a fire truck fires a fire truck

Observe the tide day and night, the tide is similar day and night

In the Bell and Drum Tower, the bells ring continuously all night long

Today's Jinshi are all short-sighted

A good woman is born in Youyou, asking who is worthy at the door

Frost falls, frost falls, children have no pairs, their feet are cold

Thimble couplet

Watch the Tao with all your heart, and enjoy the happiness in the midst of poverty

Everything will happen according to fate, and you will have no need for anything else

The water will flow with the water, and the water will follow the car, and the car will stop. The water stops

The fan blows out the wind, fanning the wind

Fire tea is cooked, and the tea is boiling in the cauldron, and the tongue is noisy

The clear spring washes the bamboo shoots, and the bamboo shoots sink into the stream The dragon sun walks at the bottom

The boat carries the oar, the oar rocks the boat, the oar moves and the boat moves

The thread is threaded through the needle, the needle leads the thread, the thread is sewn and the thread is embroidered

Mountain Walking along the path at dawn, the mist is like smoke, and the smoke is like fog

Sitting in the Jianglou at night, the moonlight is like water, and the water is like the sky

Fishing, fishing, fishing, fishing is scary

The horse whip whips the horse whip whip

The goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horns

The buffalo goes into the water, and the water reaches the waist of the buffalo

The white bird forgets its hunger and lets the clouds in the forest go. Clouds come, clouds come and go

The green mountains are speechless, watching the flowers bloom and fall in the world

Palindromic inverted couplet

The first couplet can be read backwards Form a lower couplet, or upper and lower couplets

Read backwards at the same time to form a new couplet, and the sentences are smooth and the meaning is complete, or it is called "reverse couplet".

People have passed through the Great Buddha Temple

The Buddha in the temple has surpassed others

The king of doctors, Ruo Li

Li Ruo, the king of doctors

Guest Reside in nature

He is a guest from heaven

The wise come from a blessed land

The blessed land brings wise men

A monk visits Yunyin Temple

The wandering monk hidden in the temple

The willow among the people is like this

The willow is like the man among the willows

The rain nourishes the spring and the trees are green and the sky is green

The sky is full of green trees and the spring rain

The wind brings the fragrant red flowers all over the ground

The ground is full of red and fragrant flowers sending the wind

The bright red flowers fall with the rain

When the rain falls, the flowers are red and beautiful

The water, water, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere

The mountains and rivers are beautiful everywhere

Sunny and rainy Qiqiqi

Qiqihao, sometimes it rains or clears

Spring returns to Xianfu Village

The rich village first returns to spring

Flowers are flying everywhere

Gurgling blue water and green gurgling water

Red flowers are everywhere

There are many green trees and green trees

Flowers are flying everywhere

Sounds of laughter

Fog locks the mountain tops and the mountains lock the fog

The sky is connected with water and the tail water is connected to the sky

The snow ridge is blown by the wind and the snow is blown on the ridge

Longtan has living water and living dragons in the pond

Phoenix falls and Wutong falls and Phoenix falls

Pearls and jade combined with pearls

Oil lamps with less lamp oil

Matches When firewood

The mountain springs on Jingquan Mountain are quiet

The clear water in the pond is clear

The fragrance of clouds in Biyun Temple in Xiangshan Mountain

Falling leaves in Huangshan Mountain The pine leaves have fallen and the mountains are yellow

The beautiful mountains are light and the rain is beautiful

The fragrance of cedars is blown by the wind and the drums are fragrant

Paintings of lotuses and monks

Books Lin Han Tie Hanlin Shu

The wind brings the fragrance of flowers to the ground full of red

The rain brings spring and the trees are green to the sky

Read it backwards and form a couplet: The sky is green and the trees are green with spring When it rains, the ground is covered with red fragrant flowers and the wind blows.

The foggy sky is far away to the cold window and the fog is far away

The foggy window is cold to the distant sky and dusk

Split the word and combine the word

Split the word and combine the word to make one Split the word into several words, or combine several words into one word to form a literal duality. Of course, some of them also contain analytical elements and contain some subtle ideological content.

Looking at the wood in the door at leisure

The field in the heart between thoughts

The first couplet: the word "Xian". The second line: the word "thinking".

Sands appear when there is little water

They are made of earth embankments

Silkworms are insects in the world

Hungs are birds by the river

Three stones of Lei Bridge are broken

The way out is separated by two mountains

The word "Lei" is removed from the upper couplet. In the second couplet, the word "out" is removed.

Freezing rain sprinkles people at two points to the east and three points to the west

Cut and divide the passengers with seven knives horizontally and eight knives vertically

Remove the words "frozen" and "sprinkle" in the upper couplet .

The first couplet separates the words "cut" and "fen".

Tianxiakou and Tianshangkou aim to swallow Wu.

King among people and king among people intend to take full office.

The word "devouring Wu" is removed in the upper couplet. The word "full responsibility" is removed from the lower couplet.

If one's eyes are unclear, the opening will break into two pieces.

The twenty-headed head will be cut off, and the body should be stabbed eight times.

The word "ding" will be removed from the upper couplet. The word "fen" is removed from the second couplet.

You said the bead curtain hanging on the wall is the Wang family curtain and the Zhu family curtain

I will take care of the child when the baby is born in the middle of the night

The first couplet "Beads" "The lower couplet combines "child"

Miaoren'er, a girl from the Ni family

Zhuge, the great talker

The upper couplet combines "Miao" with "Ni".

The lower couplet separates "大" and combines "Zhu".

The old wood is dead, this wood becomes firewood

Women are good, girls are even better

The above combination of "ancient wood" is dry and "this wood" is firewood.

It is better to combine "women" and "girls".

A person who was once a monk cannot become a Buddha

A woman who is humble as a maid can also be called a slave

On the basis of the above, "people have been" monks, and "people have not" For Buddha.

The next unite "Nu Biao" as a maid, and "Nu You" as a slave.

Three girls are raped and two girls are from one girl

The five-person umbrella villain relies on the adults to cover them up

Join the "three girls" Be a traitor (traditional Chinese)

The following unites "five people" as an umbrella (traditional Chinese).

Thinking of the ten mouths, thinking about the country, home and country.

Eight eyes are still appreciating. Appreciating the wind, the moon and the fragrance of autumn.

The above is combined with the "hearts of the ten mouths" as thoughts.

The next one is rewarded by "Bamu Shang".

The sun is in the east and the moon is in the west. The bright characters are formed in the sky.

The son is on the right and the female is on the left. The world is matched with the good characters.

The sun and the moon are combined to form the bright characters.

It is better to unite with "children".

Nv Qiao is naturally delicate and deeply hates rouge and glue-shaped faces

Zhi Ge is Wu He Lao’s bronze and iron dart blade

The monks from the Bamboo Temple returned to worship with both hands. Four-Dimensional Arhat

You can go to the large and small peaks of the two mountains at your leisure from the wooden door.

On the top of the joint "Bamboo Temple" is equal, the "hands" are worship, and the "four-dimensional" is Luo.

The "Wooden Gate" at the bottom is "Xian", the "Two Mountains" are the exit, and the "Big and Small" are the sharp points.

The four-dimensional Rome has a camel, a camel, a camel, and a camel.

The speakers are pigs, pigs are in front of pigs, pigs are behind, and pigs are led

Unify the "Four Dimensions" It is Luo, and "Magog" is Luo.

The following unites "speaker" as Zhu, and "豕者" as pig.

An inch of land is a temple, and next to the temple is a temple. The poem says: The bright moon sends the monks back to the ancient temple.

Two trees form a forest, and there is a prohibition under the forest. The prohibition says: The ax can enter the forest in time.

On the top of the page, "inch soil" is the temple, and "word temple" is the poem.

The lower part combines "Shuangmu" as forest and "Lin Shi" as forbidden.

The word "Jing" means "three days". There will be days when there will be no days and there will be no days. Day after day, there will be thirty-six thousand days in a hundred years.

The word "pin" has three mouths. It is better to open your mouth and open your mouth, mouth to mouth, to urge you to drink another glass of wine.

The upper link dismantles "Jing". The lower couplet removes "品".

The sun and the moon are bright and twilight, the mountain wind is rising, the stone skin is still strong even if it is broken, and the ancient trees are withered but not dead.

Why should a person come? His thoughts are as important as those thousands of miles away. He will always sing about the Yellow Crane, and his ambition is still there.

Use "Ming", "Lan", "Broken" and "Withered" together.

The lower part combines "he", "heavy", "yong" and "ambition".

Needle top couplet

Use the foot word of the previous clause as the head word of the next clause, so that the two adjacent clauses are connected from beginning to end, that is, It is called "Lianzhu Pair" and "Lianjin Pair".

Smile when you open your mouth, smile in the past and laugh at everything in the present

How can a big belly tolerate the heaven and earth and oneself?

Golden threads and Liujin beside the Jinshui River Willow threads pass through the mouth of the goldfish

A jade head is placed outside the jade railing on a jade hairpin flower

Thousands of miles are filled with mountains and rivers Chongqing Mansion

One person can become a great country, a great country and a great king

Wuxi Xishan Mountain Wuxi

Pinghu Lake Level Lake

Pine leaves, bamboo leaves and green leaves

The sound of autumn geese and the sound of coldness

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The dragon is angry, the wind is rolling, and the waves are rolling

The moonlight shoots water and the water shoots to the sky

The long bow is stretched, the bow is stretched, and the bow is stretched, and the arrows are all hit.

Mu Zi Li Li Mu, Li Carpenter Li Mu carved a bow, but it was difficult to open the bow.

The big fish eats the small fish, the small fish eats the shrimp, the shrimp eats the water, and the water comes out.

The stream returns to the river, the river returns to the river, the river returns to the sea, the sea and the sky are vast.

The yellow granite, the granite is yellow, the yellow shines on the blue blood, and the blood-stained yellow flowers leave the pavilion fragrant.

The river is green, the river is green, the green reflects the white pagoda, and the pagoda reflects the green water and retains its true appearance.

Homophony pun

Long uses the homonymous and synonymous relationship between language and characters to make one sentence involve two things or two contents, and express the meaning of the author in a pun. .

The breeze is all over the ground and it is difficult to tolerate me

When will the bright moon shine on people again?

The first couplet: "Qing" implies the rule of the Qing Dynasty.

Second line: "Mingyue" commemorates the Ming Dynasty.

The spider under the eaves is full of silk

The earthworm in front of the courtyard is full of mud

The first couplet: "Silk" is a joke of "private".

Second line: "Ni" is a homologue of "suspicious", pronounced in dialect.

The lotus root is obtained because of the lotus

There are apricots and plum blossoms

The first couplet: the lotus "he", the lotus root "even".

Second line: apricot is "lucky" and plum is "matchmaker".

Playing chess to find the path of the pieces last night

Seeing Yan Hui in the mirror today

Zilu, the disciple of Confucius, can also be interpreted as "the number of paths of the chess pieces".

Yan Hui, a disciple of Confucius, also refers to "the true appearance of the face."

There were knots before they were unearthed.

He was still modest in Lingyun.

I used bamboo to chant things and express my ambitions.

Confucius was born at the end of the Zhou Dynasty

The dance of light began in Hanzhong

First couplet: Zhou "Zhou".

Second couplet: Dance "Martial Arts".

The modest bamboo has lower-headed leaves

The proud plum has no upward-facing flowers

The rain scatters ashes and piles pockmarks

The wind blows the lotus leaves like turtles

First couplet: Cheng Xie (Chen).

Second line: Xiangxie (direction).

Whose Zhuangzi is the garden in front of me

Which Chinese book is there a few lines of text on the wall

The moon is clear and the sky is clear tonight, and there is no rain tonight

If the wind is cold and the dew comes too late, it will definitely turn into frost

The second line: "Chengshuang" is a play on "Chengshuang".

The monk's arms were dripping with sweat while carrying water

The nun was planting rice seedlings and setting up a formation by inserting them with her hands

"Pressing" is a homophony of "pressing" and "setting up an array" "Hymous to "Government".

"Jinshi" is a joke to "Jinshi", and "sweat" is a joke to "Hanlin".

The oars of two ships running parallel are not as fast as the sails

The eight-note flute played in unison is harder to compare with the flute and flute

First couplet: "Oar Speed" is a homologue of "Lu Su" , "Fan Kuai" is a joke of "Fan Kuai".

The second couplet: "Di Qing" is a homology to "Di Qing",

"Xiao He" is a homology to "Xiao He".

The tower is lit with lights at every level, and the corners (Ge) are bright

The lotus roots are planted in the pond and Taibai grows roots (Geng)

First couplet: Zhuge Liang The name is Kong Ming.

Second line: Li Taibai's courtesy name is Chang Geng.

Joking couplets

Popular but not vulgar, funny but not ridiculing couplets.

Going through dusk at dusk and dusk at dusk

Posting articles on the east and west articles on the bridge

Five people *** The little umbrella man relies on the adults to cover him

The inner mouth of the four mouths in the same picture is controlled from the outer mouth

Who dares to play as the star on the chessboard?

Who dares to play the pipa and the road as the silk? Can play

Thousand-year-old trees are used as clothes hangers

The Yangtze River is used as a bathtub

The pine nuts fall with the chess pieces in Panasonic Go

Fishing willow silk by the willow Always hanging with a fishing line

The moon under the water is like the moon in the sky

The person in front of you is the person in front of you

The mother duck has no shoes to wash her feet

The rooster has a bun and a thick head

The pepper is hot and the shell is thick, the elder is black-hearted

The plum blossoms are not opened, Mr. Bachelor has a white mouth

The bass with four gills dominates Songjiang Prefecture

Crabs with eight legs roam all over the world

Whip the ox on its back

Stick the black dog's teeth with a stick

A group of swan geese pass by the horizon

Half a roast goose crawls on the ground

How can Takemoto have no intention of meeting the festival in vain

Xue Fei didn’t mean it, but it’s his own time again

Evening bath in the pond A day full of stars

Go to the pavilion early to save the world for three generations

The ice in the water and the snow make it worse

The sky is foggy and the sun is shining

After thinking about it, I want to read Zuo Zhuan Shu and go back to the right

Sit north and face south, eat watermelon rinds and throw them eastward

Read the Red Mansion and watch Bao Daichai flirt with the Grand View Garden

Look at the Puji Temple of Zhang Sundu Dou Fa in the west chamber

The cows get grass in the green fields

The horses in the poplar forest know the way

Lamps on all sides, single layer of paper, The brilliance shines all over the southeast and northwest.

One year of study, eight drops of money, hard work, all spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Dongting Lake, eight hundred miles away, is filled with rolling waves. Where did the great master come from?

In the Wushan Gorge, there are twelve peaks, mist and mist rise from the sky, and the main test falls from the sky.

Sishuijiang is first, Sishixia is second, I live in Jiangxia, who is first and who is second.

The Confucians of the three religions are in front, and the three talents are in the back. I am a Confucian, how dare I be in the front, how dare I be in the back.

The green water is originally worry-free, but the face is wrinkled by the wind

The green mountains are not old, but they are snow-white

(The couplets of the temple in the northeast are about Tianchi and Changbai Mountain)

Xiehouyu couplet

Xiehouyu is a kind of idiom. It is mostly used in humorous and vivid sentences that are familiar to the masses. When used, the following words can be hidden, and the previous words indicate the meaning. The context and context can be juxtaposed, and the couplet produced using this technique is the "Xiehou couplet".

The monk punted the boat - the Arhat in the middle of the river with a pole pole

The beautiful woman fetched water - the Guanyin at the bottom of the well was led by a rope

The drunkard rode the donkey - bumpy and bumpy Calculate the wine debt in your head

The boatman strokes the oar--makes an arch and bows to ask for boat money

Straw the seedlings--the father holds the son

carries the bamboo shoots in the bamboo basket-- Mother carrying her child

A horse crosses a wooden bridge - beating drums with hooves

Chicken pecking at a copper basin - beating gongs with beak

Blooming sesame seeds - backgammon

Unearthed sugar cane - sweet every day

A beautiful lady sitting in the blue gauze tent - peony cage in a smoke cage

A monk washing in a clear pool - gourd soaked in water

The friendship between gentlemen is as light as - water

The drunkard's intention is not - wine

It may not turn into bad luck - good luck

Have you ever come back from the dead? - Health

The old man wipes the apron - sweeps the floor politely

The butcher wears a hat - murderous spirit

The robber paints a happy face - the thief looks ugly

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The King of Hell issued a notice - a series of lies

Chickens and dogs crossed the frost bridge - bamboo leaves and plum blossoms all the way

Cows and horses walked in the snow - two rows of fish with clam shells

Riddle couplet

Express riddles in the form of couplets, which can be called "riddle couplets".

You are a woman with a child at your side

How do you know that I have a sweetheart in my door?

The answer to the first couplet: Okay. The answer to the second line: boring.

The crescent moon is at the foot of a hooked cloud

In front of the two petals of the broken flower and the horse's hoof

Answer: "Bear".

Lu Su sent his son to ask for directions

Yangming smiled and opened the east window

Answer to the first line: Please guide me. Answer to the second line: Welcome.

The jade in the mouth is indeed like jade

There is a heart in the audience but no heart

The answer to the first couplet: country. The answer to the second line: laziness.

Black is not white, nor is it red or yellow, nor is it the same as foxes, cats and dogs, as if they are neither domestic animals nor wild beasts

Poetry also has lyrics and the Analects of Confucius, and there is also a blur of east, west, south, and north. Although it is a short piece, it is Wonderful article

Answer to the first couplet: Guess. The answer to the second line's riddle: mystery.

As the sunset incense lingers, let go of your mortal mind.

Stop the furnace and do your best to keep your mind firmly tied.

The answer to the first couplet is: Bald. The answer to the second line: donkey.

Every single-hole flute is played in every household in Wuxiamen

Every household in the beautiful scenery among the clouds plays the single-stringed qin

The answer to the first couplet is: blowing a fire tube. The answer to the second line: Play cotton.

A white snake crosses the river with a red sun above its head

A green dragon hangs on the wall and is covered with thousands of gold stars

The answer to the first couplet: oil lamp. The answer to the second line: scale.

Interesting Lianqianpair

The ship carries stones, the stone is heavy, the ship carries light weight

The ruler measures the length of the ground and the short ruler measures the length

The body is light and the burden is light and the weight is heavy

The feet are short-circuited and the length is long

The boat is leaking and the pot is leaking and the pot is dry

Blow the lamp to extinguish the fire and burn it

Drunkards in restaurants are the same as drunks

To please people, they are good at painting and reciting poems

Eggs are salt-free and really bland eggs

Pork intestines are not cut into long intestines

The deer sleeps alone in Wubei

The roosters crow in Xixi

The jade heads pick up the taro, the taro and the withered jade heads cry

The monks swim on the river The quiet monk on the river is worried

The independent small bridge has no shadows in the river

The dream soul of Gu Mian Hotel once came to his hometown

Who has ever broken this building with a punch

I also boldly wrote a poem on it

The green mountains were originally old and white with snow

The green water was originally worry-free but the face was wrinkled by the wind

The exquisite and dense shade of cypresses send off the remnants of autumn

The light and fragrant tea of ??soft willows greets the coming of spring

It is not unlucky to have spring tomorrow

There is rarely any extra wealth in the year-round fortune

Couplets with radicals and radicals

After careful planning, the couplets are composed of Chinese characters with the same radicals and radicals, and are called "couplets with radicals and radicals"

Sighing and wailing with sobs in the throat

The Xiangjiang River fills the sea with tears

The pampering of Su Han's family is lonely in the poor window

The guest house is in the palace, the official is in the rich room and is tolerant

Drive the coquettish horse in a hurry

Plant sandalwood and cinnamon trees

Lotus stems, lotus roots and lotus moss

Fragrant hibiscus and peony pistils

The clear waves of Zhanjiang Port are rolling

The turbid waves of Bohai Bay are rolling

Yansuo Pond Willow

Haicheng Tower of Pao Town

House Hakkas to stay Loneliness in the cold window

Lost in the distance and returned to the road to travel happily

Welcome to the far and near leisurely life

Advance and retreat, even return to the road of luck

Welcome and see you off The road to the far and near

Advance and retreat quickly and travel freely

It is difficult to connect the absolute

Throughout the ages, some couplets are too clever and ingenious for people to deal with, so they are It has become difficult to deal with it. Although some have already dealt with it, some are still absolute and have no second line.

It is difficult to connect the two to each other

(Ancient) The Three Treasures of Gold, Jade and Silver Mountain in the West of Tieweng City

(Today) Confucius, Mencius and Mozi, a saint in the Chinese Kingdom

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(Ancient) Smoke along the eaves and smoke in the eyes of swallows

(Today) Fog covers the bird house and there is no fog

(Ancient) Loneliness and coldness, widowhood with empty windows

(Today) A handsome lady accompanies Lingding

(Ancient) When traveling to the West Lake, picking up a tin pot and dropping it off the West Lake, Cherishing the Tin Lake

(Today) Passing through Nanping, selling blue bottles and blue bottles It’s rare to get a blue bottle in Nanping

(Ancient) Nantong Qianbei Tongqianbei South Tongqianbeiantong North and South

(Today) Spring Reading Autumn Reading Spring Autumn Reading Spring Autumn Reading Spring Autumn

(Ancient) Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower Wangjiang Flow,

The Jiang Tower is eternal, and the river is eternal.

(Today) Yinyue Well, Yinyueying, The shadow of the moon is printed in the moon well,

The moon well is for ten thousand years, and the shadow of the moon is for ten thousand years

(Today) Poetry competition platform, poetry competition, poetry competition competition, poetry competition,

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The poetry platform is peerless, the poetry talent is peerless

Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day when you have time

It is difficult to ask for help, it is difficult to ask for help, everyone is in trouble It’s hard to ask for help

Note: Once upon a time, there was a scholar in Hangzhou who had been frustrated in the imperial examinations for many years. This year he returned home, so he went to the Liuhe Pagoda by the Qiantang River. He climbed the tower and stared at it in pessimism and despair. As soon as the first couplet was written on the wall of the tower, no one corrected the second couplet until a netizen just corrected the second couplet.

Absolutely treat it

A cup of tea can quench your thirst.

The first one is the word "jie" for lifting, the second is "jie" for the surname, and the third one is the "jie" for jieyuan.

The charcoal removes the salt and returns it, making black and white clear.

The moon shines on the screen window, and everyone is bright and bright.

In the Bell and Drum Tower, the bells ring continuously all night long.

From the mountain to the city, from the city to the Pipi, from the Pipi to the river, from the river to the sea, things are getting worse and worse.

A solitary boat, two merchants, and three, four, five or six sailors pulled up the 782-page awning and set off to Jiujiang.

We set up a small boat with two oars, three or four canopies, and five or six passengers. We crossed Qili Beach and arrived at Bali Lake, ten miles away from Jiujiang.

Vernacular couplets

The lotus buds in the pond are holding red fists, who do you want to hit?

The hemp leaves on the shore stretch out their green palms, what do you want

Nothing Why do you dare to sell water to the river?

There is some meaning, so here is the icing on the cake

A big belly can accommodate it, and many things in the world have been solved

Full of joy, Laugh away the worries of the world, past and present

Brother poor ghost, go out quickly, don’t pester me

Please come in, the God of Wealth, why not take care of the late students

Move the mountains, The East China Sea is in front, Kunlun is behind

Let a pavilion be independent, the breeze has its master, and the bright moon has its home

Busy for fame, busy for profit, take a break and have a cup of tea

Work hard, work hard, enjoy the hard work, bring a pot of wine

In a blink of a hundred years, all the wealth and fame will be gone into the clouds

I hope this will happen again in the next life. Husbands and wives, children, must not be alike

Hey, where are the cannons

Oh, they are celebrating the New Year

Same word but different pronunciation

This is engraved on A famous couplet on the Jiangnu Temple in Shanhaiguan:

The sea water is falling (pronunciation: the sea tide, the tide is falling, the tide is falling)

Floating clouds Long, long, long, long and long. (pronunciation: floating clouds rise, long rise, long rise and long disappear)

Different words with the same pronunciation

Hungry chicken steals rice, boy beats it with bucket, summer rat Liang Liang guest coughed and was startled.

No mountain can be as good as Wushan, but how can water be as clear as a river?

When Jia Dao got drunk, he was not pretending to be drunk. Liu Ling drank all the wine without leaving any trace.

Lighting up lamps, everyone climbed up to the pavilion to study books, moved chairs and leaned against the tung trees to admire the moon together.

The girl eats the duck head, which is salty, and the girl dislikes it;

The boy hits the tung seeds, and the tung seeds fall, which makes the boy happy.

Palindromes

Draw a lotus and monk painting. The book is written in the Han Dynasty and is attached to the Hanlin Book

People have passed through great Buddhist temples, Buddhas have surpassed others

The guest is a natural dweller, a guest in the sky

The monk is traveling in the clouds, the temple is hidden in the clouds, and the monk is traveling in the clouds

There are red flowers everywhere and there are many green trees and green trees

The snow reflects the plum blossoms, the snow orioles are reflected in the catkins and the willows are adapted to the orioles

The mountain springs on Jingquan Mountain are quiet and clear, and the ponds are filled with ponds. The water is clear

Shanghai’s tap water comes from the sea; Shandong’s peanut flowers fall from Dongshan.

Thimble couplet

When the goat goes up the mountain, the mountain touches the goat's horns; when the buffalo goes into the water, the water reaches the waist of the buffalo.

Pine leaves, bamboo leaves, green leaves, the sound of autumn, the sound of wild geese, and the cold sound

Wuxi Xishan Mountain Wuxi Pinghu Lake Water Level Lake

Smile when you open your mouth, laugh at the past and laugh at the present Just smile at everything; a big belly can tolerate it, but what can the heaven and the earth not tolerate?

The couplet story: A man was born into a poor family and asked for loans from relatives and friends, but they were all rejected. After winning the election, relatives and friends came to flatter him one after another and flocked to him like ducks. The scholar was full of emotions and posted a couplet on the door: Looking back on last year, during the famine in May, June and July, the firewood and rice were all dry and dry, and there was no one with an inch of iron. No credit, no debt, no matter how close or distant relatives were, who was willing to provide help in times of need? Fortunately, this year, all the articles in the first, second, and third examinations of the imperial examination were suitable. I won the first place in the Five Classics, and my name and surname were also fragrant.

It is said that on the wedding night of Qin Shaoyou and Su Xiaomei, Su Xiaomei wrote the first couplet "Push open the window with both hands to see the moon" and refused to let him into the bridal chamber. This troubled our brother Shaoyou, and he couldn't think about it. Su Dongpo hid aside and threw a stone into the water tank as a reminder. Qin responded with "One stone shocked the sky in the water"

An advertisement in the Republic of China "May yellow plums in the sky, three-star brandy"

Duplicate words and compound words

Shuishui, mountains and mountains are bright and beautiful everywhere;

Sunny or rainy, I am always curious and curious

Green and red, everywhere Orioles and swallows;

Winds and rains, mornings and evenings every year

Overlapping mountains, winding roads;

Ding Ding Dong Dong Spring, high and low trees

It is good to study well, to farm well, and to learn well;

It is difficult to start a business, and it is difficult to keep a business, but it is not difficult to know the difficulties

Same Radical Couplet

Sigh, howl, throat choked, tears dripping down the Xiangjiang River, filling the sea

Lotus stems, lotus roots, lotus moss, hibiscus and peony pistils are fragrant

Welcome to both the near and far with carefree progress and retreat. Lian Huanyun Daotong

Staying in the Hakkas, keeping the cold and lonely outside the window

Getting lost and returning to Da Dao to travel freely

The eight kings and kings of the pipa, harp, and harp are here (Eight Kingdoms) The Allied Forces came out of the first couplet)

The four ghosts and ghosts invaded the border (Qing Dynasty officials responded to the second couplet)

Homophonic pun

The lotus seeds are bitter in the heart and the pear is sour in the abdomen

(Jin Sheng sighed to himself before his execution. "Lotus" is a homologue of "pity"; "pear" is a homologue of "living".)

Standing in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, I complain that it is difficult to surround the river. Lubu

The bird is in a cage, thinking about the nest, and hates Guan Yu for not being able to fly

(Couplet of Sanyuan Pagoda in Neijiang, Sichuan. "Kongming, Jiangwei, Lubu, Caochao" Humorous "Zhuge Liang, Jiang Wei, Lu Bu, Cao Cao"; in addition, there are also names: Guan Yu, Zhang Fei)

Two apes broke the tree in the mountains, and the little monkeys dared to saw each other