Ask for the lines of the essay "Not Bad Money". .

The lines of the essay "Not Bad Money":

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling.

Mao Mao: You read it backwards. It's Scottish It's expensive.

Zhao Benshan: You have money, 30,000 yuan. Do you have your bag?

Mao Mao: I put it on the kang.

Zhao Benshan: I left it on the kang for you on a business trip.

Mao Mao: I only have 70 yuan in my pocket.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400.

Mao Mao: Not enough.

Zhao Benshan: It doesn't matter if it's enough.

Zhao Benshan: Waiter.

Shenyang: I'm sorry, sir. We are an upscale hotel and don't accept agricultural products.

Zhao Benshan: Let's eat, girl. This meal is very important.

Little Shenyang: Who do you call a girl? I am a man.

Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt?

Shenyang: It's not a skirt either. It's cropped trousers. These have legs. I was in a hurry and accidentally put it on. Why is it inconvenient to walk?

Zhao Benshan: That leg is for others. I tell you, young man, you must treat the important guests well today.

Extended data:

The cast of the sketch "Not Bad Money";

1, Zhao Benshan

Zhao Benshan, 1957, 10 was born in kaiyuan city, Liaoning province on 2 October. He is a comedian, a national first-class actor, a sketch artist, a professor of Errenzhuan in Northeast China, a member of Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of China Quyi Artists Association, a member of all-china youth federation and the chairman of Benshan Media Group.

2016 65438+1on October 25th, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the presidium of the 8th Quyi Artists Association.

1982, Zhao Benshan starred in the pull-out drama Wrestling Three Strings, which became famous at one fell swoop.

1990 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and 15 won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

1999 The film "The Director and the Director" starring individuals won the 22nd Hundred Flowers Award Best Feature Film Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award.

In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the "green duet" and founded the "Liu Laogen Grand Stage" featuring the performance of "green duet".

20 1 1 Last appearance in CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing "You at the same table".

20 13 Before the Spring Festival Evening in year of the snake, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage.

20 14 served as deputy director and director of language programs of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

20 16 starred in the new year movie "Happy New Year".

20 17 starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".

2. Small Shenyang

Xiao Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, 198 1 was born in kaiyuan city, Tieling City, Liaoning Province on May 7th. China actor, singer, director and host.

Worship Zhao Benshan in 2006; In 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to emerge, officially entering the film and television circle.

In 2009, he performed the sketch "Not Bad Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian and Mao Mao in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. In the same year, he starred in the movie "Three Guns Surprise" directed by Zhang Yimou, starred in the action comedy movie "the legendary swordsman" on 20 10, and participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch "Donation" on 20 10;

20 1 1 starred in the TV series "OuYangDe", 20 12 starred in the TV series "Kitchen", and 20 14 performed the sketch "I really want to go home" on Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.

On February 8, 20 16, the movie "Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon of Journey to the West" was released nationwide; In the same year, he starred in the movie "Extraordinary Deal" and the comedy suspense action movie "Everything I said is true"; In the same year, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "Cross-border Song King" competition and won the third place in the finals.

In September of the same year, he hosted the first variety show "Cross-border king of comedy" and starred in the movie "Lover" with Sean in February of 20 16.

In 20 17, I confirmed that I would continue to play the role of Pig in The Journey to the West.

June 20 17 starred in the film Under the Ice and was shortlisted for the 20th Shanghai International Film Festival. In June of 20 18, his film "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" was released nationwide in June of 20 18.

3. Ya Dan

Ya Dan, whose real name is Lv Pin, was born in qitaihe city, Heilongjiang Province on1October 29th, and 1987 165438 is an actress in China.

In 2009, he performed a sketch "Not Bad Money" on CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

20 10 participated in the Spring Festival Evening of Beijing Satellite TV and performed the sketch "I want to go to the Spring Festival Evening".

20 13 participated in Jiangsu satellite TV's star diving competition program "Star Diving Rubik's Cube".

20 14 participated in Tianjin TV's drama reality show "beautiful countryside" and entered the final with Henry and Bird.

20 15 participated in the comedy reality show "Happy Comedian Season 1" of Oriental TV.

20 16 participated in the performance sketch "Not Bad Money 2" in the reality show "Happy Comedian Season 2" of Oriental TV.