The most beautiful non-mainstream cool quotation-the earth needs to reinstall the system

I have never cheated you, because I have never cheated you.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

Why are you taking a bath in a black vest? Oh! It's chest hair!

In fact, swans would be lonely without toads!

The greatest happiness in life is to eat the leaves left between your teeth at noon and remember them slowly in the afternoon.

Every time Duan Yu knows a beautiful woman, his father will say three words to him earnestly: "Your sister!"

I hate half-baked interpersonal relationships, so please be completely concerned if you can.

If there is an afterlife, I want to be a tree and stand in an eternal position, neither sad nor happy.

Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine", I hope you can look me in the eye and say "What's the matter?

Love is always in the time difference, either you are early or I am late, and it will never be synchronized anyway.

You are the only protagonist in my life, and I can only be a passerby in your story.

The person you love is probably the least worthy of love; The person you love with reservations may be the cutest.

I don't need your so-called love, that's just part of your hypocrisy.

Sometimes you have to smile, pretend everything is fine, and turn away with tears.

Pull up the trembling mouth slightly and cover up the rolling tears with a smile.

I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

The limit of happiness is: pigs all over the world laugh; The limit of depression is: pigs all over the world laugh, but you still keep a straight face!

Say goodbye to last year's embarrassment and continue this year's ruthlessness.

The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy four generations of apples and I buy four bags of apples.

Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

Stars are still stars, the moon is still the moon, but people have changed!

Maturity depends not on how old you are, but on how much responsibility your shoulders can provoke.

Some people, some things, deliberately do not think, do not read. I wish I could forget.

I admit I'm not that strong, I'm just trying to be brave again and again.

Love lies not in how many times you say "I love you", but in how to prove that what you say is true.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

It's very painful now, but when you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing.

Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.

Are you sure you want to marry a rich man? Even if you marry a dollar, it will depreciate one day.

I've always had illusions about you, and coincidentally, so have you!

The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is always the truest feelings.

No one can give me the love you gave me. No one can rely on me instead of you.

A person watches over a city just to meet another person in the city at a certain time.

The most perfect picture in happiness can only be fixed in the time in my memory.

Sighed and shook his head, full of nostalgia. ...

A page in the past. Don't turn if you can. Turning over ashes will blind your eyes.

I hope the person who loves me is no longer lonely, and the person I love likes me.

Some things are not knots, but scars.

It turns out that our hearts are all an unknown corner and we don't want to be exposed.

It may take a lifetime to find the right person, but it is often a moment to fall in love with someone.

Time is like an earthquake. Let's get together while we are young and like flowers, and the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.

Not everyone can suddenly look back and see that person in the dim light.

Brighter and brighter sunshine. The smile is more and more ostentatious. Fading memories. You're getting farther and farther away.

Strewn at random years, meet in memory from now on.

The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

Donor, I'm from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Would you please stay here for one night? Donors? Donor, would you please open the door? Fuck!

Society has deteriorated, and the earth needs to reinstall the system.

In the face of the enemy's torture, I have only three words: I will say anything.

A tiger was bitten by a snake. One chased the snake to the snake hole and the tiger waited. After a long time, an earthworm came out. The tiger held it down and asked angrily, where's your father?

Hearing the news of your father's death, the neighbors cried: "such a good man, he died late!" " "

Noodles were beaten by steamed bread, so I asked my cousin for instant noodles for revenge. Instant noodles are hit when they see bean buns. After coming back, he said to the noodles, "Don't worry, I have finished."

Donor, if you bully the poor, you will disgrace Jesus!

You said you couldn't wash it off if you jumped into the Yellow River. I don't think jumping off the eighteenth floor will kill you. You are really thick-skinned, thick everywhere.

On super attractive non-mainstream space

1, you are very kind, especially when you are sad.

It turns out that Superman always flies in briefs, because the triangle is very stable.

Don't call me a bridesmaid, because maybe I will rob your groom.

I'm not a superman, why should I fight all over the world for you?

5. Time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

6. All winds that don't aim at snowing are hooligans!

7. Recruit a girl with simple mind, sensitive body, no self-control and no moral bottom line!

8. Only when you eat, you are not hungry, and you are not sleepy when you sleep.

9. If you say ideal, do you mean I want an elephant?

10, go to Heishan Houshan and learn to eat Tang Priest with the old demon. Wait till I get back.

1 1. For someone who is very unhappy, I will punch him twice in the eye with my fist and then throw him a sentence: I will give you two panda eyes.

12. Buy a porous belt if you have money. Hungry without money is never tight enough.

13, a happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

14, I'm not from destruction, I just like to hide in the corner and watch your bad luck.

15, as the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and stupidity is better than stupidity.

16, cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if it is steamed in a pot.

17, I don't really care, but I am single-minded.

18, am I so radiant that you can talk nonsense?

19, the innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for two months and shake them, and then spread them with the other hand.

20. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

2 1, I would rather have enemies like gods than friends like dogs.

22. In the arena of love, it's just a way to be killed.

23. Climb the hillside when the sun comes out, and want to sing after climbing the hillside.

24. One day, I will make a positive result and accept all your evil spirits.

25. There are no men who don't care, only men who can't care.

26. You are the wind, I am sand, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are Hami, I am a melon, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

27, amorous feelings of women are lighters, women who don't understand amorous feelings are fire extinguishers.

28, drink a cup of dichlorvos to relieve the brain and refresh yourself, just fine!

29. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation.

30. Women refuse love with friendship, while men exchange friendship for love.

3 1, you become a big cripple when you slip, and then turn around and flash your back.

32. Meet the wrong person at the right time and place.

33, people are too fun, I am too good.

34. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. We often stare at the closed door, but turn a blind eye to the open one.

35. Some girls want to commit crimes behind their backs; Looking at the side, I want to shrink back; Look ahead and want to defend yourself.

36. Angels and demons tug-of-war with my soul. I'm sorry.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

38. Amen, I was bitten by a strange bug in my stomach, and the cow poked me.

39. Pi of the satyr's back: 3: 1, tearing a piece of meat.

40. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

4 1, women always say that good men are especially hard to find. According to this logic, the best person in the world is bin Laden.

42. Beauty makes people stop, but wisdom makes people stay.

Good-looking non-mainstream mood phrases

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

I'm not afraid of beautiful women treating me like a pervert, but I'm afraid of ugly women treating me like a hooligan.

Martial arts have routines and can live at any time. There are routines in officialdom that harm countless people.

The way to attract a man is not to let him get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

Waiting for the aftershock is like a first-love girl and other lovers, afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !

Grenade is very expensive. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

The young man looks like an actor, covering his face.

Two basic points: natural and unrestrained, confused about the world.

Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount

Being angry is my habit, losing my mind is my freedom, ignoring people is my specialty, and being too arrogant is my hobby.

If you want to fight, I will. My brothers are all Altman.

When it thundered, I stood under the big tree and said to God, I want to go there, too.

After eating a bowl of sad white bean jelly, I have a cold feeling of Sprite.

Whenever people ask me what to do, I will say I will die.

The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

Ask how much sadness you can have, just like everyone has a pair of long pants.

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Laugh for ten years, laugh for two years and you'll be killed.

The note I gave her before the breakup was him, and it became it after the breakup.

Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad.

I will send you salt if I love you, and send you to Japan if I hate you.

I haven't been in contact with the opposite sex for a long time. Call 10086 for manual service, and I can be intoxicated by the voice of the male operator.

Since ancient times, no one has died. Early death is different from late death!

My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does that mean I'm going to fall into a big hole full of money?

Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

The flower of the motherland, I stepped on one when it bloomed.

There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

I have died humbly, please live bravely!

A person's greatest sorrow is his unwillingness to be himself.

Sad people like to drink, and lonely people like to sing old songs.

The face is a thing outside the body, but whether it is necessary or not, money is a must, so it has to be.

When a woman loses her mind, her man will know what the end of the world is.

It turns out that QQ is the abbreviation of "Qian Qian"

Aunt, see you at heartbroken cliff in 16. Don't forget to send me a message then!

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate!

Look at happiness with a magnifying glass, and look at pain with a display micromirror.

For Popeye, spinach is always more important than Oliver.

The purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people look in the mirror when urinating.

Thousands of books, go to Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!

Adults are overdue children, and the elderly are invalid adults.

When we look back on life, don't always feel wronged written on our faces.

Looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

You are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.

It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

He said let's be together. She said that we should catch up in the next life. He said that you said the same thing in your last life, and you lied to me again.

You are the song in my heart, which will always make me thrilling.

The most awesome non-mainstream

1, salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

2. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.

Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

4, the secret of longevity-keep breathing, don't die.

5. Because I was too heartless before, I am heartless now.

6. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen and ghosts love to listen.

7. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

8. Distance is not beauty, but a third party.

9. The generation gap is when you ask your father: What do you think of the chrysanthemum table? Dad thought about it and said, no.

10, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

1 1. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

12, I only drink pure water when drinking water and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple.

13, men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

14, everyone says I'm obedient, but I only listen to myself …

15, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

16, Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because his scriptures are so beautiful. ...

17, fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

18, maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will have put on my cassock.

19, brushing your teeth is a sad and happy thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

2 1, that day, you said you hated me, and I smiled, which tore my heart out.

22. It turns out that love never left, but I remember it and you forgot it.

23. The so-called love story means something you don't even believe in yourself, but want the other person to believe.

24, don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

25. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time. They can't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

26. Don't do anything wrong and pour all the dirty water on yourself. I have to flush the toilet.

27. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a whole news.

28. Who are you making faces with ... I owe you an overdue loan or something.

29. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.

30. Life is too short to be sexy.

3 1, beautiful women who look coquettish are not necessarily bitches, but they may all be salesmen.

32. I don't tidy my room. I am a beauty in a messy room.

33. According to the law, men can only get married at the age of 23, but they can be soldiers at the age of 18. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

34. I'm not a customer service person, so you have no right to let my sister answer this and that.

35. Other people's money and wealth are external things.