I have read a passage that chickens crow during the day and people crow at night. Who can find and copy the full text?

Men want to be tall, women want to be thin,

Dogs wear clothes and people show their meat;

I used to leave my first time to my husband.

Now leave the first child to the husband;

In the country, chickens crow in the morning.

City people call chickens at night;

In the old society, actors sold art instead of sex.

Actors in the new society sell themselves but don't sell.

The salary is really going to rise.

It's time to reward the children

Dare to shout when you see your wife

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I can go shopping in my spare time.

My heart itches when I meet a beautiful woman.

As a result, the price has gone up again.

Everything is fucking wasted.

When there is no money, raise pigs.

When you have money, get a dog.

When I have no money, I eat wild vegetables at home.

If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

When you have no money, ride a bike on the road.

When you have money, ride a bike in the living room.

Want to get married when you have no money,

Want a divorce when you have money

When I have no money, my wife and secretary,

Secretaries and wives when they have money.

Pretend to be rich when you have no money,

Pretend you have no money if you have it.

People, people don't tell the truth:

Say that warrants are drugs, and everyone is playing;

Say that money is the source of evil, and everyone is fishing;

Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it;

It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing;

If you say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to your health, you won't quit;

Say heaven is the best, don't go.

Born a piece of paper, start a lifetime;

Graduation a piece of paper, struggle for a lifetime;

Marriage is a piece of paper, which torments you all your life;

Be an official and struggle for a lifetime;

Money is a piece of paper, which needs a lifetime of hard work;

Honor is a piece of paper, and it is a hollow reputation all its life;

For a piece of paper to see a doctor, suffering for a lifetime;

Eulogize a piece of paper for a lifetime;

Dilute these papers and understand them for a lifetime;

When most people are concerned about whether you can fly high,

Only a few people care whether you are tired or not.

This is friendship.

No matter how busy you are, you should take care of yourself.

Although friends don't contact often, they always miss them.

Drink less milk tea and don't eat freshly baked bread.

Stay away from the charging power supply.

Drink more water during the day and less water at night.

Do not drink more than two cups of coffee a day.

Eat less greasy food,

The best sleep time is from 10 to 6 am.

Eat less big meals after five o'clock at night,

Don't drink more than one glass a day.

Take capsules without cold water,

Take the medicine half an hour before going to bed and avoid lying down immediately.

People who sleep less than eight hours will become stupid.

People who have the habit of taking a nap are not easy to get old.

Don't make a phone call when there is only one battery left in your mobile phone.

When there is one grid left, the radiation is 1000 times as usual.

Answer the phone with your left ear,

Using the right ear will directly hurt the brain.

One center: everything is centered on health.

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Two basic points: natural and unrestrained, confused about the world.

Three forgetfulness:

Forget the age,

Forget the past,

Forget the resentment.

Four have:

No matter how weak or strong you are, you must

There is someone who really loves you,

Have intimate friends,

Have an upward career,

Have a warm home.

Five elements:

Singing,

To jump,

Be smart,

To laugh,

Be slim.

Six can't:

You can't eat when you are hungry,

You can't just drink water when you are thirsty.

You can't sleep until you are sleepy.

Rest only when you are tired.

You can't just check if you're sick,

You can't regret it when you are old.