Han Han’s classic quotations

1. The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people.

2. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded? They are meant to be spread out for sleeping? However, this was also the first thing that was refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

3. I think I am the smartest person in the world. This is because some Ph.D.s actually haven’t made much progress in their knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it.

4. If this era can produce all-round talents, it is the luck of examination-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

5. The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

6. The trend can only be waited for but cannot be chased. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that has just left, we generally Others cannot catch up.

7. China looks down on people who talk big words. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

8. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to have unqualified thoughts and morals than to have no thoughts at all.

9. Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

10. I don’t like to be trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me to copy the class rules 20 times, so I have to hold three pens at the same time. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

11. There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are a little bit pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12. The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of all kinds of buses, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

13. It is hateful to occupy the pit and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecating.

14. After a man falls out of love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle, such as eating the same thing. If a good fragrance is suddenly snatched away, naturally you have to do everything possible to find one with similar taste? This logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or failed pursuit of her. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and there is no need to eat the food that gets smellier every time.

15. Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. You can’t see it, but others can see it clearly.

16. Mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good, music, sports, and computer are all zero points. I can’t even turn on a computer. I’m still a top student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

17. An adult over the age of 18 does not know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education.

18. Mathematics is about doing, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it.

19. When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team, and no matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking. Well, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how fast you drive, you will never be able to drive for the McLaren team, and no matter how fast you drive, you will never be able to drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated.

20. When you fall in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you think you are good-looking and have face, but in the office, you think finding a rich man is face-saving. In fact, all you love is face.

21. During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see what teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So if I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying?

22. As long as the sentences are smooth and the typos are not too many to affect reading, there is no standard for judging whether the article is good or bad. If I hand in an article by Zhu Ziqing at random, no teacher will think that his student's writing is as good as that of a famous writer, and he will still make a lot of revisions.

23. One year, the school forcibly charged an extra 100 yuan when paying tuition. The reason was that the loan from parents was used for educational construction. As for the repayment, it was not only indefinite but also interest-free. In the end, no one who was borrowed the money knows what the money actually built.

24. There are two "secrets" in Chinese language: one is not to read Chinese language documents; the other is not to read them as documents.

25. I have my own principles in reading books. I don’t like Chinese books and composition classes, because I hate these things that make people money and stifle people’s personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better, this guy is very smart and sincere. The characteristics of my writing are more like Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged", because I admire how he curses deeply without being explicit.

26. The student sent me a test paper. There was a question in it that used my article for analysis, asking which competition my article was selected from: A: The first national new concept essay contest; B. The First National New Concept Composition Competition; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What do you think this is? What is the purpose of the exam? Our Chinese language education is really great!

27. The protagonist of my novel basically does nothing and just lives in chaos. this is life. Why must it be higher than life?

28. In mathematics, I think I only need to go to the second grade of junior high school. It is good for a person to be well-rounded, but the more well-rounded a person is, the more mediocre he is. It is said that a person studies advanced mathematics to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is something that is innate, not something that is cultivated. If the ancients didn't learn advanced mathematics, wouldn't they have no logical ability?

29. The seven red lights of lessons illuminate my future.

30. I think it’s time for more and more celebrities to come here to perform and express condolences, and it’s time for me to leave.

31. I am a big piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

32. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am particularly disgusted with stereotyped personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write something like "Ah, our glorious bridge."

33. I have a well-thought-out plan for my plans after I drop out of school. I will promote the release of "Three Gates" in Shanghai in May, do book signings among my peers, and invite some friends to go to Tibet during the summer vacation. Lock yourself at home and write down a year's experience.

34. The manifestation of nervous people when speaking is not that they forget the content, but that they forget the transition. They have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences with no causal relationship can be connected with "so".

35. A family is like a mountain. Both parties have to work hard to climb up, but only one person can stand on the top of the mountain. It is said that a family is like a mountain, but more importantly, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. Once the two tigers face each other, they must fight fiercely to distinguish the superior. Usually men use non-academic means such as fists and kicks to resolve disputes, so behind a failed woman there is usually a successful man.

36. When the problem involves money, the lifespan of love is different. I often see an extremely ugly man embracing a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy.

37. We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; and love based on money is eternal because money is forever.

38. The beauties in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking on the street, arrogantly only looking ahead, even when crossing the road; however, most of the men in Shanghai do not look straight in the eyes, trying their best to search for beauties, and the muscles on their faces They have been trained to act independently without being controlled by the brain. They will smile when they see a beautiful woman. Because of such attention, in Shanghai, you only hear about cars hitting old women, but rarely hear about cars hitting beautiful women.

39. The city is like a woman. During the day, all we see is her face covered with make-up. It is only late at night that we can see her face after taking off her makeup. That is the most real.

40. The truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority, and this is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people. Subzero Degree "The Third Man"

41. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded? They are meant to be spread out for sleeping? However, this is also the first time someone has refuted it. of. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules. Sanzhongmen "Personal Profile"

42. You can only wait for the trend but not chase it. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a train. As for just driving We ordinary people cannot catch up with the moving car. "Hair" by Zero Degree

43. It is more powerful to hate someone for four years than to love someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

44. Han Han: "A group of people with no achievements actually accuse a world champion of having problems with his education model. This is Chinese logic."

45. What kind of forum is there in the end? They are all altars, and all the circles are just wreaths in the end.

46. Teachers are not popular but tutoring is very popular. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. One-to-one love is despicable, while one-to-one love is precious. Of course, precious things are really expensive. It costs dozens of yuan an hour, which is basically the same price as a prostitute. When it comes to making money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; teachers give each other pain but still collect money. This is the greatness of tutoring. Han Han, "Three Gates"

47. It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.

48. Power is greater than the rights you try your best to defend. Han Han, "Three Gates"

49. The nationally famous source of persecuting students. Han Han

Han Han talks about Haidian District in Beijing.

50. Most modern poems are actually written by breaking down a third-rate prose into sentences and lines, while the so-called master or pioneer ones mess up the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then break it down. Write in sentences and lines. Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

51. Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as they are shameless. Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

52. The so-called high pressure, hard study, and few places are all the things of the common people. People with money and power have never mentioned education. There's nothing wrong with it, because it's something they can't understand. Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Enrollment Issues"

53. We mainly come to you to study, which sounds nice, but what do you do in school? Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Problems of College Students"

54. The ancestors are also very pitiful. Many of their words are quoted, often not because of respect for them, but because they happen to think the same as themselves. , just use these words to refute or criticize someone who thinks differently from you. Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Problems of Language"

55. There is a big difference between owing money and owing favors. For example, if someone owes you a sum of money and has not paid it back for a long time, you have been completely disappointed. At this time, the person suddenly pays you back, and you will feel that it is extraneous wealth, not your money, and then you will spend it squandering it. ; But if someone owes you a favor and refuses to repay it for a long time, when that person returns your favor, you will cherish it even more.

56. For men, the saddest thing is that there are two men and one woman during the trip, so they can never be united internally.

57. The success rate of unattractive girls acting like a spoiled child is actually higher than that of beautiful girls, because when a beautiful girl acts like a spoiled child, men can’t help but look at it for a while, and then make a mental vote whether it’s worth it; no. When beautiful girls act coquettishly, they are like the writing techniques of Western writers learned by Chinese literati, and they always feel out of shape; watching them act coquettishly makes them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from acting coquettishly.

58. The most painful thing about scolding is when others use your words to scold you back, and the weight will increase dramatically.

59. Our difference is that she asked me to smoke cigars from now on, saying that although I don’t have money to buy PRADA clothes, I can start by smoking cigars to make me feel a little aristocratic. I tried it once, but I found that cigars are much bigger than cigarettes. According to the way of smoking cigarettes, my cheeks hurt after finishing one. I said: "I really can't do this. If you hold a cigar in the corner of the alley, you will be laughed to death."

She said: "You just don't have the destiny to enter the upper class society."< /p>

I haven’t figured this out yet. Those people are obviously low-class people, why do they call themselves the upper class when they come together? Quotes from "A City"

60. Our room has no decoration. This is mainly because there are no girls. Girls always like to make something look different from its original appearance. Wang Chao also moved in. We welcome him because Wang Chao said that his family is relatively wealthy, so he can afford two hundred yuan a month. Since he paid the most, we gave him the largest room, which was the living room. For us, there is no layout of two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom, only three bedrooms and one bathroom. If anyone else is willing to cough up fifty dollars, I'd be happy to rent the kitchen to him. If this is the case, Uncle Jian and I can sleep in two bedrooms for 150 yuan a month, while the two of them can sleep in the living room and kitchen for 250 yuan a month. Quotations from "A City"

61. The atmosphere is different. Don't really think that you are the proud ones anymore. More than ten years ago, college students were still popular, but those batches are already the unrivaled talents.

62. One night, when I was drunk, I asked Leizi how to kiss a girl. Leizi was silent for a long time. I thought he was asleep, but Leizi’s answer finally came, Say: "Come, let's be silent together", and then say, "Close your eyes while you are silent", and then say, "You are so beautiful when you are silent, can I take a closer look?" Then that's it. This close-kissing technique with psychological implications later became my trick to knock people out of the mountains, and it worked well over and over again. Unfortunately, it was not with my first girlfriend. That’s a story for another day. ?Excerpted from "One Degree Below Zero? Silence Together"