X-men? Apocalypse: the inevitable law of true fragrance

"Apocalypse" arranged for the phoenix to raise the flag: The third film is always the worst-heh ~ Director Bryan Singer was supposed to satirize X-Men 3, but it was a surprise. Put it in Singer's works or X-Men series, it's the worst (Dark Phoenix hasn't been released yet when writing this article).

However, in recent years, AV3 and AV4 next door have fallen out of favor, and my expectation for super English movies has dropped to no CP and no OOC. Standing in the basin watching the apocalypse, although the plot routine is slow, the lines are shameful, the villains are weak, and the characters are incoherent, the official still gives a lot of sugar, EC remarries, and CP powder dominates the sky.

The biggest difference between "X-Men" and other super-English movies is that it uses British actors to take care of reality and makes feature films by making large films. The third part uses mutants to insinuate marginal people and show their situation; The story content of the first two prequels is in line with the background of the times, and the old lover's coquettish operation of resolving the Cuban crisis with his lower body makes his knees weak. Compared with the first five films, Apocalypse is more like the AV production next door: a group of decent people play villains according to the routine. Maybe after Reversing the Future, it's really hard for producers to come up with new ideas. Although the blockbuster routine is nothing new, it is safe and easy to use.

The mysterious elder advised against parting, but turned to the prodigal son to show his love boldly. The second time, a middle-aged couple, a screenwriter or a director?

The story began in ancient Egypt more than 5000 years ago.

Apocalypse, the first mutant in history, has been using the way of "seizing the house" to continue his life, absorbing his ability and opening the skill tree by the way. At that time, he took four younger brothers into the pyramid to prepare+1s. The unbearable ancient Egyptians rose up and buried them. The apocalyptic life against water began.

Oscar isaac, the actor of Revelation, is a handsome guy with heavy eyebrows and big eyes. He only shows his face here. After that, he was left with a blue face, strange clothes and rolling his eyes. (Here Amway oscar isaac's masterpiece "Drunk Hometown Folk Songs")

The aesthetics of Marvel comics are so similar and monotonous, the villain's modeling and painting must be spiritual pollution, and they must all be shine on you and purple.

The apocalypse slept like this for thousands of years.

Time has passed by in the era of 1980. Professor X, who is over 500 years old, still has thick hair, does not take drugs, and his feet are off the ground. His clever IQ once again occupies the highlands. He and Hank, who accompanied him in The Grass Widow, have been actively improving the campus environment, striving to improve the function of the main brain and collecting students recommended by Uncle Wolf in Reversing the Future. The school has a strong faculty, with as many as two teaching staff, one teaching literature synthesis and the other teaching science synthesis. (er ~ did the professor get his Ph.D. in biology or anthropology in World War I? ) In short, I am in a daze. The students showed their magical powers. According to po owner Mecycross, "the laser eye falls on the weeping willow when entering school." Qin Gui's dream has besieged Yueyang City. "

As soon as the laser eye entered the school, it hit the ancestral old tree of the professor's family. The professor happily gave him a pair of VR glasses: take them with you, and you will need them for playing games in the future.

Oh, I have played chess for 20 years, and I will play chess for another 20 years in the future. (heh ~ playing chess, this entertainment is too middle-class)

There are two flowers, one for each table. It's time to talk about creation.

1973, the journalists who exposed the whole mutant group fled after a mouth cannon. Where have you been? Worked as a worker in a steel plant in Poland. Isn't this the Longwang Temple washed away by the flood?

Self-employed people who collect scrap iron have been incorporated into enterprises under socialist collective ownership. Create has the iron rice bowl of the proletariat, and lives an ordinary life with his wife and daughter on the kang (comments by BaSao: Create has a stable job, looks handsome and is a treasure), and no longer needs to sew his own wounds in a small hotel alone. It was six or seven years before the collapse of the Soviet Union, but that's not the point. The key point is that Create encourages mutants to stop hiding, but he practices the professor's idea: control their own abilities and blend in with ordinary people. Ordinary fireworks, creating something that I have never felt before when I grow up.

If the X-Men prequel can't be compiled, Create will be abused, and Create will be abused, which will bring a lot of drama.

Master Wan, an industrious steelworker, mobilized his skills again to save the workers and avoided heavy casualties. Although he has always disdained the professor's saying that "the stronger the ability, the greater the responsibility" (this is what Uncle Spider-Man said), as a better person, he tried his best to protect ordinary people.

I didn't expect ordinary people to be unworthy this time. He was reported by his workmates.

The worker's report attracted the police, who frightened Create's daughter, and her anger and fear inspired the little girl's skills. This scene looks familiar 40 years later. In order to stimulate Xiaowan's ability, the Nazis shot his mother and planted the seeds of hatred in his heart. He worked hard with anger for 20 years until the professor dug up the remaining love and warmth in his memory. This warmth (and gentleness from the professor) made him stand up, prevented the disaster, but also destroyed his family. He watched helplessly as his wife and daughter were killed, and the trust he had carefully accumulated among ordinary people collapsed instantly, and Master Wan, a steelworker, became Wan Ciwang with determination to fight again.

On the other side of the earth, the apocalypse woke up after sleeping for thousands of years. He wandered around Cairo, trying to get four younger brothers by clicking on the ground.

First, he picked up the storm, stroked her little TV and rolled his eyes to study.

This skill is awesome. You can be familiar with five thousand years and foreign languages by touching TV. The scene of Create hitting his mouth on TV caught his attention: This guy is good, and his clothes are similar to mine.

Apocalypse casually accepted angels and Psylocke, and four people competed to create, just like the stalker of Idolization: I came for you. At that time, the lost founded this organization.

Speaking of the number of ways for Apocalypse to recruit younger brothers: Boss hires directly, without an interview, and hires on the same day. The salary is very generous, but it meets the staffing of all his mutant fathers. The younger brother who came in first sent a three-piece gift package: upgrading equipment, developing ability and taking care of styling. However, the 30-year modeling thinking has surpassed the times, and good girls and boys have become his killers.

This is too spiritual pollution. Ben Hardy can see a big face standing so far away, all because of the bad hairstyle.

Although he is not good at aesthetics, he is good at oral broadcasting. The opening must be cadence, full of passion, and recited in the form of Table 2. The little man has no sense of accomplishment and does everything by himself. The fourth brother is mainly used as decoration and support. No wonder he likes modeling people so much.

A team that only does modeling and does not do employee training is bound to have problems. The last four brothers rebelled, one ran away and the other died-the apocalypse has only rebelled twice in the past five thousand years, once before going to bed and once after going to bed. Might as well go back to sleep and not study.

Raven, who learned of the tragedy in Creation, went to the professor with a little nightmare (Raven and Alex, two wandering dropouts, turned to the professor as their first reaction, and even Kuaiyin naturally went to the professor to find his father). Hank received them and had a lukewarm and even awkward discussion about who is bluer (the bluest inside the brain, but not as blue as beautiful eyes). When the professor heard about the recent situation of Create, his blue eyes filled with tears instantly. The name came with the past 20 years, and he went to see him with a perm hat.

There are more than 4 billion people on the earth, mottled and shining, like a sea of stars. He hurried through other people's joys and sorrows, eagerly looking for his billions 1 and now, near my village, I meet people.

Creation, feeling the arrival of an old friend, hesitated for a long time before calling out his name, and both of them were silent.

There is no earlier or later, only a gentle question: hello, old friend.

An ordinary greeting has penetrated for ten years. 1973, leaving a mess of Create, said "goodbye to the old friend" to the professor and left without guilt. This sentence finally got a response ten years later. The audience in the third part is particularly sad. They said goodbye to each other for half a century, and it is hard to buy an inch of time in a short time.

Next is the brain exchange scene. The professor's face was full of guilt and temptation, and he called eagerly in a trembling voice: come back.

Create's expression quickly changed from indecision to indifference, and there was a surge of anger in his heart: it was too late to say anything.

"Apocalypse" has a stone for acting, and the shark has eight cents.

The audience had mixed feelings: What kind of beautiful love is this?

Apocalypse: Wait? This is my movie, I'm in the title of the movie! Be sure to brush the sense of existence.

The so-called "burning incense to attract ghosts" means that Create and the professor are whining and telling each other their hearts. When the apocalypse over there saw it, they immediately put down their own dyeing work: Wow, this skill is amazing, my baby.

He forced himself to become a professor.

Brain.

A purple light flashed, and the apocalypse passed through the professor's brain, sending all the nuclear weapons on the earth into outer space and sending voice messages to the whole world.

The music at this time is Symphony No.7 in A major, Op.92, Allegro.

The second movement of the Northern Qi Dynasty is a frequent visitor in movies, both in the opening of autumn and the climax of the king's speech. The melancholy allegro is integrated with the funeral elements, but the music is an unyielding struggle. Here, it is used to show the smallness of human beings and the violence of disaster (manual smile). Oh ~ the apocalypse is not good enough for Beethoven. (Here amri Kadi conducts Beethoven in Berlin Philharmonic)

In order to get rid of the apocalypse, the professor asked Alex to show his breasts and explode his brain. They immediately met the apocalypse and four younger brothers who opened any door. There was a flash of purple light, and Create slipped and raised his hand (in the same posture, Sir Alex Ferguson was awesome and the French shark was funny). The professor even sucked the wheelchair away. The real you helped me up.

The slot is too big, and the professor is afraid of being tired of creating, so he specially designed a seamless all-metal wheelchair.

To reverse the future part of the future, the old professor's wheelchair has all the wheels removed and operated manually with Create. They are paired with an underground spaceship, and the sugar in the old group is worse than that in the young group.

Don't talk about the future At the beginning of the apocalypse, the professor did not sit in a wheelchair like this when he received the Scott brothers.

The professor was robbed, the school was bombed, Alex died, and Kuaiyin saved the whole school. The task of rescuing the professor falls on several students pushed by Uncle Wolf in the last episode-they are also the protagonists in the third episode. In order to make the characters in the new three films closer to the Yu Laosan Department, the main creator also made a lot of leaves.

The professor was kidnapped by the apocalypse to the mountain near Cairo. Create was afraid that the professor would be paralyzed, so he took off his coat and put it under his head. Oh ~ man.

Apocalypse saw the professor wake up and leaned in to engage in pyramid schemes, with a big blue face: wait for a thousand years, I have no regrets ... mix with me, and make a steady profit without losing money. However, the professor turned a blind eye: ... you are preventing the creation. His fiery eyes passed through this huge blue light bulb and stared straight at Create: Are you going to be a villain again? Creation: I want revenge on society. Professor: Those beautiful things ... Creation: I buried them with my family (at the end of the sentence, "Fasha" choked a little and suppressed his anger with despair. His lines are too suitable for a stage play, but his ambition is not here. The two of them talked like riddles (in white).

Apocalypse: Wait? This is my movie, I'm in the title of the movie! Be sure to brush the sense of existence.

He put his head in front of the professor and said that there was a voice message. Please send it again.

When they were talking, the professor's eyes drifted from time to time to create: "How do you work for others?" "He greened you at the scene, and you watched?" A pair of blue eyes has eight points of anxiety and two points of hate for iron not to produce. Don't worry about his situation (he has created it).

After reading the speech, the professor changed the last sentence to "protect nothing with the greatest strength" with a firm expression of not being afraid of violence and dying generously, calling on mutants to protect ordinary people.

The apocalypse rolled their eyes.

Create's expression seems to be painful. Why did you give a special to create, an irrelevant person? )

When the professor made a sound, he sent a private letter to Fenghuang, telling his position: find us, us, friends, and be my wife.

Apocalypse sent Create away for demolition, which saved trouble and brought professors and others to the newly-built pyramid to get ready to be strong.

Speaking of apocalypse, he studied TV for 5,000 years, and his understanding of infrastructure still stays in the pyramid 5,000 years ago, but there is a hotel standard room, and the decoration inspiration comes from chips. What did he learn? The third part has been reduced to using art to echo the atmosphere of the times of rejuvenating the country through science and education in the 1980 s, which is far from the style of the first two parts.

I fell asleep at dawn. The professor's hair was lost by a purple light that rolled up along the circuit. The little nightmare that arrived in time said: ugly refusal, no appointment! Take my professor away.

It seems that the 50-point special effect here has not been modeled yet.

How the professor is bald and how the director Fury is blind are two "always feel something is wrong" in Marvel comics.

Apocalypse's beauty sleep woke up and found that he had not become as beautiful as the boy in the next bed. The beautiful boy ran away, suddenly ran away.

At this time, Create put himself into a magnetic (warehouse) force (mouse) ball and exploded it with the hatred of destroying mankind. Raven and Kuaiyin tried to convince each other with friendship and affection, but he was indifferent-oh, do you think the axis of Create will last for fifty years? No,

I'm concentrating on cutting movies.

The material is the night when they first met more than 20 years ago. The professor turned around with a beautiful hair and let him choose to stay or leave. The old inspector trusted him ... when adding a filter to the video, Create abused himself to tears.

"I saw through his heart, and I played him and his movies"-I also brought my own color scheme.

Once it was difficult for the sea to touch the water, I broke my leg on my knees for EC.

Create was busy with color matching, and the apocalypse disabled Raven and Kuaiyin. After a humiliating communication with the professor, they fought in their brains. Teach a nurse, but have the heart to be a DPS. Sure enough, it was destroyed within three rounds.

Ah, singers really like abusing beautiful men. Exquisite and noble things are broken bit by bit like eggs hitting stones in front of him, soaked in dripping blood, and make a crisp and moving sound. Who doesn't like it? The beauty of war damage is a treasure. (The Last King of Scotland in Amway)

The apocalypse took two steps towards the dangerous house where the professor was hiding. Genesis was furious, and manipulated two long and thick black steel bars to fall from the sky, forming a huge fork: you can't pass!

Full-court climax.

You can beat my brother and abuse my family, but don't touch the professor. Lao tze fork dead you!

The highest, however, is the official splash of dog blood all over the sky

It's not worth replacing ravens and fast silver (and beasts and laser eyes).

Looking at the set photos, I found that the fork was not made of CG.

Singer is very proud: his last movie xjb made it fly (I wonder what scenes Dark Phoenix will show off? )

Before he died, the professor summoned Phoenix, who killed the apocalypse. Apocalypse is the worst villain in Marvel comics. He only did a few things: learn, explode global weapons, build pyramids, send out two voices in groups, and promote EC remarriage. Zhenning tore down ten temples and didn't ruin a marriage.

The case that black fertilizer will volatilize and turn gray when activated during the day tells us that if nothing happens, make less noise.

A DPS in Create accompanied the professor on the death gate for three times, and finally got the heart to be a nurse. He floated in the champagne sunshine and helped the professor rebuild the campus with his still unparalleled posture. Oh ~ those hands that suck submarines, the hands that tear down the stadium (which will be torn down after the Golden Gate Bridge), the hands that almost reversed the earth's magnetic pole, and they are going to help their old lovers nurse their children.

The professor also accepted the idea of Create (and Raven) and added a little ferocity to his gentle and loving appearance: he would teach his students to defend themselves.

I waited for six movies in this scene. Although the old EC are seeking benefits for mutants, their ideas are tit for tat. Old creation can sacrifice everything, including himself, including professors. The sentence "It's a pity that Charles traded his death for our dream life" is probably the coolest thin line in the six movies.

The new three films have a wider space to slowly tell the story of their life and death hand in hand again and again, and the two people who have experienced disasters have understood and accepted each other's beliefs earlier. Create is also a bear, and the look in the professor's eyes gradually becomes unbearable and tangled. Old powder happily spits out two jins of blades: what is this sadism?

The professor will not give up anyone, including creation.

The film still ends with a farewell. The two people in the couple's suit are tender and sweet:

I can't persuade you to stay.

You can persuade me to do anything.

CP powder, which has experienced coin piercing, beach divorce and plane domestic violence, almost burst into tears: Create finally said something.

It's a pity that the professor can't take care of himself. What?

On the hot night of 2065 438+09x-Men Day, I was sitting in Xiaoxitian 1 Hall, and my blood sugar soared by the apocalypse, and I realized that I had been misunderstood for three years.

This is not only a movie, but also a love carol written by the director for EC. Ai En's disobedience is all hooliganism.

There is true love in the world. I believe Singh believes in love.

This is a good piracy.

Shells are fireworks, a stadium is moved to show love, your name is cast with my steel ... every big scene with bright clothes and angry horses is a confession of love. You are a middle school student in man show.

BG line images are also made in Marvel comics, which are not only unconvincing, but even very broken glass. Moira, the heroine of World War I, went online again and became a weak witness of Professor Not Gay again, very weak.

EC's dog abuse album produced four golden songs.

Charles: Hold my hand.

You are not alone

Eric: I wish you were by my side.

You can persuade me to do anything.

My understanding of this series of movies comes from The Lord of the Rings and X-Men. I revisit these two movies every year, and their charm has not been lost with watching them many times. I plan to set up a buyback of the X-Men series, and find that the painting style of Apocalypse is difficult to be compatible with the previous five films. The film itself can't be interpreted in depth, and there are many slots, so I will simply spit out the plot.

Spitting is cool, and spitting is always cool.

In X-Men movies, you can play up to two and a half stars according to Douban score; However, in the old man's love, giving him six points is not too much. How many fucking years have I wasted watching you pester each other? You are finally in a wheelchair together in Dark Phoenix.

I don't know when the first five X-Men buybacks will come out. I just finished reading Neanderthals and a popular science book about mirror neurons, and I want to read The Eternal King (a book created to be read in a plastic prison) and Arendt.

The picture comes from the screenshot of the movie and the Douban page.

My CP, the role EC, RPS beauty shark.

Thanks to the film archive for the double screening of EC.

This article is specially sent to Dahao's classmate, hoping that she can have some fun, all the problems at work have been solved, and the villain has retired.

Two-thirds of this article is written by mobile phone in the leisure time of people taking the subway. It's strange to watch cp fans in public.