How much have you ever seen the worst drinker drink?

I'm not 20 years old. Once I went back to my hometown by train and sat opposite. A little brother, we chat together. He blew a bottle of beer, then brought it by cart. He took several bottles, then drank and took several bottles. Keep drinking. Feel whether the beer tastes good or not. It is also handsome to open wine. I've never seen anyone so careless about wine. It has been more than 20 years since 10.

My second aunt is the best drinker. It runs in her family that she can drink. Her father used to drive a car for the mayor, not because he was skilled, but because he could drink white wine. The mayor is especially willing to take him out to give up drinking. When he was thirsty, he opened a bottle of white wine to quench his thirst. Every time he runs a long distance, someone will put a box of white wine in the car. It is said that the higher the alcohol content, the more sober you are, but in the end you died of alcoholic hepatitis.

Her grandfather is the head of the Kuomintang (but he is a traitor). When the headmaster fled to Taiwan Province province, he was assassinated. Her grandfather took a spy to drink, but he drank two spies and turned yellow in the old Maotai.

Beer: I've been drinking. Once, her family drank from 9: 00 pm to 3: 00 pm, and she drank two cases of Harbin beer herself, still sober.

Liquor: I traveled to Yunnan and drank corn wine brewed by tea farmers in the mountains. I drank a bottle of wine in a coke bottle. I remember the capacity was about 1.5 liter. The degree is over 60

I don't know anything about foreign wine.

My friend is either a special drinker or a drinker. Once he quarreled with his partner, asked me to have a drink with her in the middle of the night and found a barbecue shop. He came up and asked for four glasses of white wine. Maybe he was in a bad mood and drank it in less than half an hour. Maybe he was in a hurry, drunk and couldn't sit still, and then he threw up under the table at once, but he passed out directly on the vomit in less than half a minute. This night is really ups and downs. I really want to laugh when I think about it, and I contracted my jokes for a year.

When I saw this question, I immediately flashed a person in my mind, yes, it flashed, not emerged, because this person left a deep impression on me. I only had a drink with her once. That time, I thought I had a good capacity for liquor, so I played it down in front of her.

That was my third year. Because of the company's business needs, there are often some wine bureaus. To put it bluntly, on the wine table, the other boss was very drunk. When the words are in place, the order is usually signed successfully. That night, the other boss, surnamed Yang, took his secretary to the hotel, and I went with him. Speaking of which, I have to complain about my boss. In fact, he can drink as much as I can. The amount of white is at least two and a half pounds, and beer can be drunk until dawn. It's just that rich people care more about their health, and he just took a fancy to my talent (drinking capacity), so he asked me to be his secretary, and I also took a fancy to the boss's generosity (salary hahaha), so I faithfully became his subordinate.

A familiar big table, all kinds of delicious food, a war without smoke, and so began. Boss Yang's secretary is Bai Jie, who is two years older than me. From the appearance, she is a cold and arrogant working woman, and she feels that she can't drink any wine, so I don't care. But since Boss Yang said that he was allergic to alcohol and asked his secretary Bai Jie to accompany us to drink, I finally realized that I was wrong. I was so wrong that I shouldn't underestimate anyone who can sit here. On the wine table, I talked with my boss about business and pushed a cup for a change. This white secretary is always so elegant and generous. Holding a glass of white wine, she couldn't see a trace of drunkenness. On my side, the tone of my boss and I gradually changed, my eyes became red, and the performance of drunkenness gradually became obvious. But for the sake of business, we persisted.

After three years of working experience in alcohol prevention, the more I feel that this woman is not simple. The boss also began to worry about the profit and loss of this single business and kept winking at me. In fact, at this moment, I know I lost, but my job responsibility lies in. I can only bite the bullet and open the ninth bottle of white wine and hold the glass to the opposite side again. White secretary still quietly drinking. Finally, I didn't know how much I drank, so I got up and went to the bathroom and sprayed it on the toilet. I don't know how long it took, but a weak voice next to me said, "Xiao Ming, spit for me for a while." I looked up, and in the dark, the boss's body squeezed over and sprayed wildly on the toilet. My boss and I supported each other on this toilet, which was miserable.

I don't know how to get home. I slept until noon the next day and woke up dizzy. I quickly called my boss and asked about last night. The boss said that he also lost his memory, but the single rebate signed in his bag was less than expected 15%. The boss comforted me, never mind, knowing that I have tried my best, this order is still profitable, but it is a little less. In fact, I know in my heart that this business will be done in vain.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, I came to the company and saw the white secretary sitting in my office, smiling, waiting for the boss to talk to me about the follow-up work arrangements. I just think she drank too much last night.

Maybe people will think that drinking these wines is nothing, but my ability is really limited. Drinking these wines is my limit, and I feel that Secretary Bai is not drunk at all. Therefore, I think she is the most drinkable person I have ever seen in my life, and there is no one.

Finally, based on my personal experience, I advise you that although life is not easy, you should work hard, but don't drink hard and try to be brave. Alcohol will harm your health, and your health is the capital of the revolution. Take care! see you again

There is a saying, "360 lines, 360 lines".

It means that there are many branches in the same industry, which are similar to outsiders, but the differences between these branches are almost worlds apart in the eyes of insiders.

The same is true of drinking: people who can drink beer may not be able to drink white wine; At the barbecue stall, Dionysus, who killed the enemy on all sides, may not be able to have a few drinks at the banquet.

There are many kinds of drinking, which means that "everything has its vanquisher".

I have a friend named Zhou, nicknamed "Wednesday". Whenever this man is called out for a drink, he doesn't enjoy it until three innings later. After dinner, everyone will drink five or six bottles of beer together. There will be five or six people going to KTV noisily on Wednesday. Drink one or two, at least two or three dozen beers, and go home if you drink too much. On Wednesdays, they will take the rest of them to a stall to have a midnight snack and drink until four or five o'clock.

This Wednesday's program is arguably the best among drinkers, but I met my other friend and threw up on Wednesday's program after five bottles of beer.

Another friend, surnamed Zhang and nicknamed Zhang Yikuai, said that he drank fast. Generally, this kind of person can't drink with us, because he drinks too fast, and often we are not strong enough. He drinks well and leaves. But on Wednesday, the program happened to be at the bar with Zhang Yikuai, and the food hasn't been served yet. A bottle of beer was gone, and neither of them spoke. You drink, I drink, and you.

And then I didn't come back for a long time. When people look for it, people are already squatting in the toilet, and the urinal is full of him.

This time I drank, I was badly hurt by drinking on Wednesday, and I didn't touch the cup for two weeks. This is also Zhang Yikuai's most proud record.

However, this time it was not much better. Not long after, I met another friend's friend, Cui. I didn't know him at that time, but I became familiar with him later. This friend Cui also has a nickname, called Energy Gathering Table.

This braggart is quite reliable. He is not a braggart, but a chatterbox. He can't stop when he opens his mouth, and he is especially polite. He opened his mouth to call "big brother" and closed his mouth to call "brother", either "I admire you the most" or "I like you the most", which made people embarrassed to interrupt.

When Zhang Yimou first met him, he just sat next to him. As soon as he sat down, he drank two glasses of wine. This enthusiasm touched Gianneng Blowing at once, just like seeing a long-lost brother. He held Zhang Yikuai's hand and wouldn't let go. From geographical kinship to blood relationship in Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, it is getting closer and closer. People are so affectionate that it is difficult to interrupt each other, so I just sit there, listening to the huge blow and blowing hard. Get together and brag, but don't drink. Zhang Yi quickly drank one cup after another, and soon he drank too much himself. I can't walk away after drinking too much, because Ju Neng feels closer to him, so he pulls Zhang Yikuai's big hand and won't let go. Zhang Yi will soon be blown under the table. He didn't get up under the table until his daughter-in-law came to see him.

You mean giants can blow hard? But this guy was knocked down by a girl who didn't drink much.

According to our standards, one person can't drink, and it is guaranteed to be two bottles of beer. If he doesn't drink much, it's half a catty of white wine, and this girl drinks almost half a catty of white wine. But that day at the barbecue stall, this little girl, who didn't drink much, dried her huge energy with two bottles of beer.

There is something wrong with this huge energy blower. He can't talk when he meets his sister, but he is tongue-tied when he meets his beautiful sister. At the barbecue that day, it was just the three of us, two men and one woman, a single couple, and his sister was generous and decent, with a face and a figure. The mouth of the huge energy blower is like a glue seam, "mm-hmm." We can't say a complete sentence. He doesn't talk or brag, but alcohol stays in his stomach and two bottles of beer lie on the table, wasting his sister's true feelings in vain.

Say these examples, it is said that there are thousands of people who can drink in Qian Qian, and those who can drink are one in a hundred. But when drinking, everyone actually drinks about the same amount. A dozen bottles of beer and white wine basically fell down.

How much wine you can drink is not a skill. You can control the scene and bring the atmosphere of drinking into your familiar rhythm. Brewmaster Dionysus can't beat you if you drink at a familiar rhythm.

In this respect, if I can drink best, I only admire xu teacher.

Mr. Xu has a nickname, Xu Laosi, because he is not afraid of mixing when drinking. The four varieties of red and white beer come at will, and the more you mix, the more you can drink.

Last year, Xu Laosi held an annual meeting, and Zhang Yi and I went to make up the numbers. In a Hunan restaurant, there are many people in a big company, more than a dozen tables, but only two tables count as drinking. This Hunan restaurant has a special feature-the rice wine brewed by their boss himself. If you drink this wine carefully, you can taste white wine. Why should you drink it carefully? Because this wine is especially sweet, tastes good and tastes like a drink, women and the elderly can drink a little.

As soon as everyone arrives at the annual meeting, two bottles of rice wine are placed on each table. Those who can't drink a little took a sip. Those who could have a few laughs drank two bottles, because Zhang Yi and I agreed to drive when we came, so I didn't drink a bite.

When the annual meeting started, there was a noisy fight. People who could drink 52-degree white wine together were not modest. Two or three bottles of white wine at a table counted up to three or four ounces for one person. Xu Laosi toasted repeatedly. Xu Laosi was the boss and the host of the party. Under his guidance, the white wine was quickly finished.

After drinking white wine, Xu Laosi said, "Have a few bottles of beer to gargle."

I changed a large glass of beer. I poured two or three glasses of beer when I drank the first one. Before two bottles of beer were finished, someone was "passionate" at the scene.

Everyone is in no mood to eat this vomit. Xu Laosi proposed to go to the KTV on the side to shout at his throat. As a result, several people who vomited in the toilet couldn't get out. When I went downstairs, the wind blew again, and I vomited again on the spot. In the end, there are more than a dozen people who can insist on going to KTV and then drinking, plus they just sing without drinking.

When I got here, Zhang Yi was dying, so I sent him back first. Just as I was sending Zhang Yi home, someone called me, "Xiao Zhang, the scene is out of control. Come quickly."

I took a taxi to KTV again. As soon as I entered the door, I saw a bottle of green tea all over the floor, and there were only half a bottle left in two bottles of foreign wine. Those who don't drink have left the battlefield, while those who drink lie all over the floor, leaving Xu Laosi and the sales manager of their company holding Macganhao as "friend wine".

I've been in these drunk taxis, too, and I've had them sent to hotels. After cleaning up, it's already two o'clock in the morning.

Xu Laosi took me and refused to let me go, saying that I had worked hard all day and didn't drink well, so I must accompany me to drink.

His sales manager is like a wolf. Staring at me with green eyes, as if you were going to bite me if you didn't drink.

I have no choice but to be glad that I took a taxi. Xu Laosi returned to the parking lot, took two bottles of red wine from the trunk, walked two blocks with two bottles of red wine, found a chicken pot, and didn't order it casually.

The sales manager who hasn't had a few sips of red wine is playing with his mobile phone. When we finished drinking two bottles of red wine, he was already lying on the table, unable to wake up.

Only Xu Laosi is still in high spirits and will continue to drink, insisting that the boss take the beer. I feel that in his present state, drinking beer will make me vomit, but he won't drink it anyway.

Xu Laosi glared at me and said, "Xiao Zhang, you helped me today. You have worked hard. You must drink something. No matter what you drink, I feel sorry that you don't drink. "

I said, "Mr Xu, just have a good drink. I drank well today. "

Xu Laosi said coldly, "I don't know your capacity for liquor? A bottle of red wine, you haven't worked hard yet, you must drink more. "

I couldn't resist him, so I had to say, "Why don't we drink some water first and rinse our mouths before drinking?"

Xu Laosi shook his head and said, "Their tea tastes bad."

I waved to the boss behind the counter and said, "Boss, bring me two bottles of mineral water."

As a result, the boss took out two bottles of Ipoh from the refrigerator, and I reached for one. It's too cold, like ice. I unscrewed a bottle and handed it to Xu Laosi. As soon as my bottle was unscrewed, Xu Laosi put his bottle of water in front of me. I don't understand what this means. Xu Laosi smashed his wine bottle on mine and spilled it all over the floor. Xu Laosi said heroically, "Let's go! Fuck! "

At some point, I looked up and pulled my neck, and a bottle of water poured down.

This momentum makes me dumbfounded. I put the bottle down with my icy hand and rubbed water on my clothes. Xu Laosi threw an empty bottle and stared at me and said, "Why don't you drink?"

I thought, "This is not wine, is it unnecessary?"

Xu Laosi struck the table: "As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine!"

After that, he frowned and said to me, "You should finish it quickly. I'll go to the toilet first. "

Say that finish, I grabbed the napkin and ran to the toilet. I looked thoughtfully at the Ipoh bottle with water mist.

After waiting for a long time, Xu Laosi came out of the toilet and shook his head: "Oh, my stomach is uncomfortable."

Just sitting down, I frowned again and rushed to the counter: "Boss, give me two more packs of napkins."

Grab the napkin in the boss's hand and run into the toilet.

That night, I stayed up all night, drinking for twenty years, and finally my friend went to the hospital.

When Xu Laosi's wife rushed to the hospital, she was so nervous that she asked me in tears: "What's the matter? I told you not to drink so much. Look at all the drinks. . "

I wrote a medical certificate and said, "Don't worry, sister-in-law, it's not about drinking. The doctor said it was acute gastroenteritis! "

Among my friends, the most people can drink five or eight ounces of wine, and a few can drink eight ounces to a catty, but not many friends can drink more than a catty, only one friend can drink more than 1.5 catty.

Judging from the alcohol consumption of all my friends around me, the best one is 2. 1 kg, and there is only one!

Because everyone's physique is different, so everyone's alcohol consumption is also different.

Old Tan, a friend around him, will faint at any time if he drinks three bottles of beer. If you change to white wine, Lao Tan won't dare to let him drink any more, because if he drinks too much, he will have to be carried back.

The friends around him are old enough to drink half a catty and occasionally six ounces, but they dare not let him drink six ounces, because if he drinks six ounces, he may go out and throw up at any time.

Xu, a friend around me, can drink eight ounces of wine, which is fine within eight ounces, but after eight ounces, he will feel dizzy at any time.

Zhao Sese, a friend around me, can drink well. He drinks with friends at parties and drinks at home when he is not at parties. Zhao Sese often said that "seven times can't go, eight times can't go", which means that every time you drink, seven times can't go, and eight times is the best. But Zhao Sese is 1.3 kg.

Daxin, a friend around him, can only drink seven or two glasses at a time, but he can drink three or four glasses from noon to night, and the wine he drinks can add up to two pounds.

What friends around you can drink best is "Wang Jiu" (the name of an information port account). When he was a liquor business agent ten years ago, the wine field kept on, and he himself loved to drink liquor. On one occasion, one of his friends practiced liquor with him alone, with a case of six bottles of liquor, each of whom drank his own bottle. When his friend drank 1.8 kg, he couldn't hold on and fainted. The wine king drank 2. 1 kg, felt the amount, and then stopped drinking. The wine king is my best friend who can drink white wine.

I usually drink white wine when I get together with friends occasionally. Usually I just want to drink half a catty, and it feels just right to drink half a catty. But sometimes I drink a little more Even if I drink too much, I just want to drink eight taels, and then I don't want to drink!

I always like to drink as much white wine as my friends can, and at most I can drink eight taels, so I always think that those who can drink more than eight taels are good drinkers.

The "wine king" who can drink 2. 1 kg of liquor is the best among my friends!

I was born in Inner Mongolia, and once I went to the grassland to play with my friends. I was lucky enough to have a drink with a Mongolian who practiced wrestling. Big man 190, weighing 2 10 kg. Everyone in our company can drink it, and the big man brought a friend! At noon, we began to drink 42-degree liquor by hand. By four o'clock in the afternoon, almost everyone of us had drunk more than a catty, and the big fellow friend drank more than a catty, and the big fellow drank two and a half catties. Then he took us to a horse racing feast, and he drank another catty. Around 7 o'clock, he sat outside the yurt and started a bonfire party. Until 12, we were unconscious, vomited and vomited, and couldn't drink any more. I heard. I have already broken the membrane! I drank more than 5 Jin of white wine from noon to night! I'll help the wall and take him away!

I remember when I was in college, there was a roommate in the dormitory who was from Xinjiang, with a height of 183 and a weight of 2 15 kg. Once on this buddy's birthday, six brothers in the dormitory went out for a drink together.

The buddy called the store directly and asked the boss to take out a stainless steel basin and liquor and sprite. Then we poured 10 bottles of wine and two bottles of big sprite together. Everyone drinks directly from bowls. As a southerner, I have never seen this posture [covering my face]. In the middle of drinking, a Chongqing buddy obviously drank too much. By the way, if he doesn't drink well today, his Xinjiang buddies will be unhappy and let him do three bowls directly. Just finished drinking, Chongqing buddies slipped directly under the table. Later, I basically vomited, and the buddy in Xinjiang was fine. He went back to the dormitory, took a shower and went to bed. Anyway, he should have drunk four Jin. I've seen the most drunk so far.

Making up stories is boring. Tell me the truth about drinking.

I used to work the night shift. I greet a colleague: What did you eat tonight? Colleague replied: I fried two dishes and drank a catty and a half of white wine.

I'm surprised: why do you come to work after drinking so much?

He said: If I don't drink too much at the wedding banquet at noon, I usually drink two Jin for dinner.

Me: How much did you drink at noon?

He: Two and a half pounds.

Me: So you're still standing still?

He: What's this? I also drank half a catty for breakfast to moisten my throat.

Oh, my God, five pounds of white wine a day!

I wonder: Can your stomach stand it? Why do you like drinking so much?

He: I'm not drinking, I'm lonely!

The words sound just fell and I felt a sharp murderous look. Turning around, the daughter-in-law stood at the door and stared at him mercilessly. Suddenly, my neck shrank. I ran to my sister-in-law to confirm. It turned out to be true. He weighs five kilograms a day, not to brag. He usually drinks like this.

Hu, my husband's classmate, is a teacher of Shaanxi Police College. He is tall and handsome. He is best at drinking. He is not drunk when he drinks 4.5 kilograms of white wine, and he can drink beer indefinitely, which is better than Song Wu's. He is the best drinker at the age of 54 that I have ever met. He said he passed the national taster, and I really admire his capacity for drinking.