Dating expert Yu Ding Suzhou and Hangzhou classic lines

Yu Ding: Why does this Wang Xuzhu have such a back? He has a good back since he was a child.

Yu Ding: What style is this? You pee too much. You will be defeated by the audience.

Yu Ding: You are the legendary out-of-print girl. You have a hall, a kitchen, a computer and walls.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: I am not a material person. I am not a physical person.

Hang Cheng, Suzhou and Hangzhou: For a foodie, shouldn't the word "love to eat" be as valuable as life?

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: Of these ten men, nine are all 250, and one is not as good as 250. If you don't tell him, he will never know what you are thinking.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: Brother, the situation is not good and the rivers and lakes are sinister. If you can't, you should leave.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: But I heard people say, "As long as two people really love each other, isn't distance a problem?"

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: I can't eat fat. I have the capital to eat vegetables.

Yu Ding: You should treat this girl like a cabbage and never treat her like a nuclear weapon.

Yu Ding: The data tells us that the probability of meeting girls on weekends is the lowest, and the success rate of meeting girls on Wednesdays is the highest. In fact, the database made by those three boring science students is meaningless. You don't need to calculate, you can think clearly with your brain. The reason is very simple. Go to work on Monday, no one is in a good mood, and then you will put a lot of things off to Tuesday, so Tuesday is the most chaotic time for things to pile up, not to mention girls, and even you may not be in the mood. Thursday is a common occurrence. Because the weekend is coming, either there are a lot of things unfinished, or I hope not to work overtime the next day. On Fridays, everyone has friends, girlfriends, eating together, drinking together and singing karaoke together. Most of them don't have time to date strangers of the opposite sex. Perhaps, after a weekend, they will be in a bad mood. A better girl has a wider range of dating options and a lower hit rate. Saturday is usually reserved for family, and Sunday is even more inappropriate, because the next day is evil Monday. With a simple elimination method, it is not difficult to draw the conclusion that Wednesday night is the best time to ask a girl out. Hit it off, and you can make a good weekend appointment. If you find that you can't talk for a while, don't waste time, energy and money, that is, run away early on the pretext of getting up for work the next morning.

Yu Ding: Who is exactly like who? You can tell her that we are deeply attracted to each other because there are so many differences. In addition, if you have nothing in common, you can create something in common. This goes back to the question just now. Listen to what she likes, plays, eats, drinks, uses, thinks and despises. My friends, every girl in this world thinks she is a proud princess, except a few ugly girls and a few smart girls, so we must constantly improve our insight in front of the princess.

Yu Ding: I'm almost thirty years old this year. I've been waiting for you in this world alone for 29 years. I've been picturing your face in my mind. Today, I finally found you in the crowd.

Yu Ding: You must pay attention to bringing girls home. Remember, all gentlemen are wolves with great patience. A patient person is charming, but an impatient person is contemptible.

Yu Ding: Love, we should do our best. We should know who we are. If we were rabbits, we shouldn't chase tigers. If we were mice, we shouldn't sleep with cats.

Yu Ding: Life is not a hard disk. Life can't be downloaded and played casually. In life, there is no Hepburn, no Lexus, no Amway Gina Jolie, and no island teacher. Even if they show up occasionally, they won't look you in the eye. What you thought was a beautiful life was unfortunately severely mosaic. Do you feel that life is so unfair when you look at the beautiful women on your mobile phone or computer screen and fall asleep with fantasies every night? Is this the life you choose? Is this what you want? Why do you kiss more cigarettes than other women? Why is your best brother always your right-hand man? Why do women who can look at the past always appear on the monitor? Tell me, is this the life you want?

Yu Ding: Men like beautiful women, but when you see beautiful women, can you use your head? The answer is no, science tells us that it really can't. It only takes 0.2 seconds to see a beautiful woman on the street. When the body has no time to react, the brain will first tell you whether this girl is your type. If the answer is yes, then there will be a series of physiological reactions such as accelerated heartbeat and increased testosterone, because the area of male brain that needs sex is 2.5 times that of female. Don't waste it when you are not interested in a girl. Yu Ding: What do you think is happiness and responsibility? Is it responsible to get married after going to bed? You are so naive. Now the climax of marriage is not a new house, but buying a house, big brother. Girls can fall in love with me in a room in 300 yuan for one night, but they also need a room of 3 1000 square meters to marry me. In a seven-star hotel, I can bite the bullet and stay for one night. 3 1000 square meters of houses, houses outside the outer ring, can't afford the down payment. 3 1000 square meter house, I won't eat or drink for 20 years. Even with a 20% discount, you can only buy an 80 square meter one. Twenty years later, I am 50 years old. Excuse me, do my children call me dad or grandpa?

Yu Ding: I really didn't make excuses for myself. This is the hard truth summed up by the ancients. It has not changed since ancient times. In ancient times, a wife called a big room, a concubine called a second room, and an aunt called three rooms and four rooms, one room and one wife. This will never change.

Yu Ding: Teacher Pu, I never believe those vague vows of eternal love, and I won't tell girls. They all say I like you. As long as I can be with you, rich or poor, I don't believe it at all. One day when we were shopping, when she saw what she wanted to buy and I couldn't afford it, I ... I told you, I didn't want to see what I wanted.

Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: You can let me eat fifty meat buns to feed myself to death, but you can't insult my design.

Yu Ding: Chasing a girl is like hunting. We must stop chasing her. When she shows curiosity, we will shoot her down again.

Yu Ding: As a typical loser, you are really successful.

Yu Ding: All talk and no practice is nonsense.

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