I urgently need a script suitable for 2 boys and 4 girls.

Scene: There is a massage bed on the left side of the stage, with a plastic stool at the head of the bed. There are two chairs and a coffee table on the right. On the coffee table are a glass of water, a plate of melon seeds and an orange. There is a pen and a box of red and blue ink pads hidden inside the pillow backrest, and a map of acupuncture points hangs in the background.

Personnel: Captain Hu (hereinafter referred to as Hu), fat boss lady (hereinafter referred to as Fat)

Blind masseur (hereinafter referred to as blind) Massage girl Xiaohong (hereinafter referred to as Hong)

Hu: (Fat sat on a chair eating melon seeds, Hu came on stage drunkenly holding a watermelon from an angle) These days I am in charge of combating pornography and illegal activities. The bosses were all so scared that they called me to eat. After dinner, the restaurant insisted on taking me out for a few drinks. (Weighing the watermelon) After the banquet, there was still time to collect gifts, so there were a lot of rotten fruits in my house. (Hips two wine burps) (Looks up) Hey, massage parlor, haha, I won’t do it if I don’t. (Steps through the door) Hey, boss lady, have you been doing "random touching" here recently?

Fat: (busyly getting up) Oh, it’s Captain Hu. This is an authentic massage parlor, so there's no way we're going to do any "random touching."

Hu: Hey, look, if I just say something casually, you will be so scared. I'm just here for a routine checkup.

Fat: We need another routine check-up. Why do you come to my place every time?

Hu: Huh, the situation is serious and we need to check it frequently. My routine checkup is very simple. Ask your lady to help me pinch my whole body. This is a routine, routine, just do it well.

Fat: Oh, Captain Hu, what a coincidence, I can’t even afford the salary here, so all the ladies are gone.

Hu: What? Exposed? (Speaking harshly) Then don’t you want to run this massage parlor and leave? (Pause) If there is no one, you will give birth to me even if you are about to give birth.

Fat: Ouch, you put it so lightly. Can people just give birth to babies if they are fat? Okay, okay, I'll go and think of something for you.

Hu: Hurry up. (Drunk Xunxun walked to the bed and put the watermelon on the bedside, but he slid to the floor and fell asleep on the bed)

Pang: (before leaving the stage, he turned to the audience and said) This Captain Hu, relying on his hands If he has some power, he will go around to catch him and cheat him. Today, I don’t care about that anymore. Just see how I deal with him.

(Getting fatter, a blind girl wearing sunglasses came up from the background, holding a stick in her hand, knocking a few times to the left, a few times to the right, and slowly and hard hitting Hu's leg)

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Hu: (screaming) Ouch~ah~!

Blind: (step back, Sichuan Mandarin) Oh, what was that thing scratching and screaming just now?

Hu: What? So what do you think it is?

Blind: Oh, I'm sorry, sir, are you the captain of the "cleaning" team?

Hu: What’s the cleaning team? It’s the anti-pornography and anti-illegal work team. Hey, what do you do then?

Blind: I am the boss lady who called me to give you a massage.

Hu: Massage? (Waving his hand in front of the blind girl's eyes) Oh, blind massage instigation, okay, then I'll just make do with it today. (Lying down on the bed)

Blind: Then lie down and get up, and I will press it on you right away. (The blind girl put down the stick, groped her way to sit down behind Liu's head, pressed her hands on the watermelon, and started massaging it. After pressing it for a few times, she asked in surprise) Hey, captain, you officials are really very smart. Gaotou just doesn’t have a hair at all!

Hu: (Looking up in surprise, a little dumbfounded, imitating the blind girl’s Trumpese and saying) Hey, miss, not only do I have a high head and no hair at all, I don’t even have eyes or nose. .

Blind: No way. (The hand moved away in fright, and then boldly touched the watermelon up and down, screaming) Oh, you, you are ruined?

Hu: You have just been disfigured. What you pressed was my watermelon, and my head is on this side.

Blind: Oh, it’s Watermelon’s instigation, so I’ll give you half of it. Captain, why don't you lie down and sit down?

(I stood up holding the watermelon, turned around and groped to put it on the coffee table behind me, then turned back and groped for the stool to sit down, but failed to sit upright and fell to the ground, grabbing Hu's hair with my hands)

Hu: Ouch, you, you, what are you doing pulling my hair?

Blind: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't sit still and caught you accidentally. (After sitting upright, secretly dip some blue paint with your palms, gently press Hu’s head with your fingertips, and apply paint around Hu’s eye sockets during the process)

Hu: Hey, Miss, this massage needs to be done It feels when you press it, why don't you just touch it but not press it?

Blind: Oh, if you want it, I’ll press it right away. (Pressing hard against Hu’s eyes)

Hu: (Suddenly shouting in pain) Ouch, ouch, it’s my eyes. Why don't you stick your fingers and thumbs into my eyes? Ouch. (Gets up and shows the "panda eyes" to the audience) You see, this kind of massage is completely trying to make me blind. Forget it, forget it, go down and do it.

Blind: Okay, I’ll go down then

(This is one)

Xiao Dan: Isn’t that right? It’s been more than ten years since I graduated from college. It is difficult to meet classmates, some have money and some have no money, the poor do not share their wealth, and the rich have nothing to say to the poor. The emotions of classmates cannot be wasted, so we are holding a class reunion today just to exchange emotions. We don’t care whether we are drunk or not, haha. (Clean up the house)

Da Zamian: Xiao Dan, why are you still busy? Come cook quickly, our old classmates are coming soon. Hey, I have to tell you a few words: It's not too late today. Remember that Zhao Weifeng is the focus of today's gathering. He is now the manager of Xin's Enterprise, and he is 100% rich. If we make him happy today, then we will hold on to that golden rice bowl, hahahaha!

Xiao Dan: Why are you so greedy for money? Do classmates also have to discuss money among themselves?

Da Zamian: Xiao Dan, why are you so ignorant? We are classmates, classmates, we are also students but we study in different ways. If he didn't study hard back then, he can't be angry with us even if he is poor. If he studied hard back then, he has money and it proves that he worked hard. You're like Xin Jingshui back then. You were quite capable. You participated in many activities, but you just didn't study hard. I heard you lost your job after graduation. Now you're farming at home. Why do you think this is necessary?

Xiao Dan: After all, Xin Jingshui is also a classmate. You can’t favor one over the other.

Da Zamian: Ah, yes, you once had a relationship with Xin Jingshui. No wonder you keep speaking for him.

Don't have sex in front of me, don't blame me for turning against him!

Xiao Dan: You! snort! (Exit angrily) (Da Zamian sits down and reads the newspaper)

Little Shitou: (answers the phone) Outside! I'm Zhao Weifeng. Oh, Mr. Xin, don't worry about coming to Da Zamian's house for a class reunion. I will definitely handle this matter clearly and plainly. Good bye!

(Knock on the door) Open the door!

Da Zamian: Here you go, hello. Who are you?

Little Shitou: I am Zhao Weifeng!

Da Zamian: Wei Feng, oops! (hug) I miss you so much. We haven’t seen each other for ten years. I miss you so much! How is your mother?

Little Shitou: Not bad!

Da Zamian: Is your father okay?

Little Shitou: Not bad!

Da Zamian: How is everything at home?

Little Shitou: Not bad!

(Xiao Dan comes out)

Xiao Dan: Oops! Little stone!

Little Stone: Huh? Who are you?

Da Zamian: Little stone? Why? This is Manager Zhao Weifeng. How could you...

Xiao Dan: Ah, it turns out to be Manager Zhao. Then sit down and chat!

(Zhao Weifeng’s cell phone rings, answer the call)

Little Shitou: Outside, Mr. Xin! What? Okay, I'll be there right away!

Old classmate, there is something going on at my company and I have to go there right away, okay? Let's get together again when we have the chance!

(Exit Zhao Weifeng)

Da Zamian: It’s over, it’s over, he’s gone, what else is going on in this class reunion? The dumplings are made, let’s have tea if anyone comes!

(Enter Lao Ganba, knock on the door)

Xiao Dan: Who is it?

Lao Ganba: Me!

Xiao Dan: Lao Ganba?

Lao Ganba: Xiao Dan? Hey, right?

Xiao Dan: Hey!

Da Zamian: Who is Xiao Dan?

Xiao Dan: Lao Ganba, come in quickly! Jun Yan, look who's here

Da Zamian: Ah, the one who sent you the gas tank, put it inside!

Xiao Dan: He looks like our old classmate Lao Ganba

Da Zamian: Lao Ganba? Which Lao Ganba?

Lao Ganba: Don’t you recognize me? Big Zamian? You forgot me, but I remember you!

Da Zamian: My name is Zhang Junyan, not Da Zamian. (Disdainfully) Let’s sit inside.

Xiao Dan: (holding Lao Ganba’s hand) Lao Ganba, what are you doing now? I haven’t seen you for a long time.

Lao Ganba: Ah, what am I...

Da Zamian: Cough! Xiao Dan, go boil some water!

Lao Ganba: Big Zamian! If not Zhang Junyan, what are you doing now?

Da Zamian: Yeah, I didn’t do anything! Just do a few small projects!

Lao Ganba: What project?

Da Zamian: Ah, nothing, that is, heating the North Star, shallowing the Pacific Ocean, cloning North Korea, and filling the black hole.

Lao Ganba: Hey! Then you are quite busy!

Da Zamian: Haha, just average! Old classmate, what are you busy writing about?

Lao Ganba: Compared with you, I am far behind. I spend all my time stirring up crops.

Da Zamian: (proudly) That’s okay, I can deal with one or two thousand a year!

Lao Ganba: How can it be possible? It’s only eight or nine hundred-ten thousand a year!

Da Zamian: Ah, eight or nine hundred? Ten thousand? I'm not talking about you, Lao Ganba, why are you bragging to me? Ah, we all came from rural areas back then. Who doesn’t know how much we earn in a year? Why are you pretending to be here if you have any difficulties? It's not like I can't help you. My family fortune now is hundreds of thousands, and I own several bicycles alone.

You can push the 1989 one away later. Don’t be tired from walking all the time. Just go ride it!

Lao Ganba: Well, I’m not walking!

Da Zamian: Riding on a donkey backwards? That thing is more tiring and painful, not as good as a bicycle!

Lao Ganba: No...

(Xiao Dan enters)

Xiao Dan: What are you talking about? Come drink water!

Da Zamian: Xiao Dan, give Lao Ganba some of our shabby clothes. Buying clothes is too expensive.

Xiao Dan: Hey!

(Xiao Dan took out a piece of clothing)

Da Zamian: Are you taking the clothes that don’t belong to me?

Xiao Dan: Then why don’t you tell Lao Ganba?

Da Zamian: I said you stuffed those few things in the space of the heater!

Xiao Dan: Can I still wear it?

Da Zamian: Can Lao Ganba still dislike us?

Lao Ganba: It’s okay, I’m an old classmate, I’ll always be an old classmate!

Xiao Dan: Lao Ganba, haven’t you eaten yet?

Da Zamian: Tsk! How can Lao Ganba not eat? Besides, our vegetable oil is too big, can Lao Ganba get used to it? What can I do if I have diarrhea again? Make some steamed buns for Lao Ganba and take them away. Lao Ganba might be in a hurry!

Xiao Dan: Zhang Junyan, are you going a little too far?

Lao Ganba: What, it’s okay, Xiao Dan, Jun Yan, you guys are busy, I’m leaving first!

(Zhao Weifeng knocks on the door)

Da Zamian: Who is this? Stop this!

(Open the door)

Da Zamian: Hey! Wei Feng! Hey, you miss me so much, great, Xiao Dan, hurry up and don’t leave today, just stay here!

Little Shitou: No, our director is here, right?

Da Zamian: Chairman? No!

Lao Ganba: (Come over) Little Shitou, is the matter done?

Little Shitou: Brother Xing, once it’s done, foreign investors will directly allocate 20 million!

Lao Ganba: OK, let’s go!

Da Zamian: Brother Xing! Hey, I miss you so much! Great, Xiao Dan, go buy seafood quickly. Brother Xing, don’t leave today. I’ll book a hotel for you! Hey, hurry up and soak in Longjing for Brother Xing. What are you doing with these shabby clothes? Brother Xing, sit down quickly!

Lao Ganba: Military words...

Da Zamian: Brother Xing, you should call me Da Zamian affectionately!

Lao Ganba: Do you still remember that you were called Da Zamian? Do you remember how your name came about?

Da Zamian: Of course I remember that when I was young, my family was poor and I would bring a piece of cornmeal to school every day. My classmates called me Da Zamian, but no one looked down on me. They all came to help me!

Lao Ganba: At that time, I brought a sugar bun to school every day, and I would exchange the bun for your noodles. It’s not that I love eating noodles, but I want you to know that besides money, there are also emotions in the world! Jun Yan, for Chairman Xin you can treat him to seafood and stay in a hotel, but for Lao Ganba, wouldn't you even want to stay a little longer? Old classmates, old classmates, no matter how rich we are, we can’t forget our old classmates!

Da Zamian: Lao Ganba! Woo——