Eat Fan Fan's humorous sentences

1. People often ask me what happiness is, so what is happiness? I think happiness has nothing to do with the rich and the poor, but with the heart. 2. Dog: My nephew, don't dislike my uncle. My uncle will always be my nephew's most loyal dog.

3. Chef: Well, we won't cook today. We'll fire you!

Staff: I'll send you a few words before you go. I wish you all the money back, the business is done, see you in the next life, and the whole family will die if you don't pay back the money!

5. Boss Feng: All those who shouldn't have left are gone, and the rest are all fucking dishes.

6. Hello, this is Master Tan's private residence. Master is too busy to answer. Please leave a message after the beep. 9. Cai: I remember everything your old man said clearly. What kind of money is outside the body? I want to live a low-carbon life. I am actively responding to your old man's call. I changed to disposable paper underwear, which was also 500 when I bought it. All are LV cards! I'm not bragging to you. Our shoes are all made of white marble, foot pads are all made of fox skin, toothbrushes are equipped with engines, and toilets are all made in Huang Huali.

10, Master Tan: What makes me wonder is why do you always talk like this? You can't communicate with the upper class if you talk like this.

1 1. Boss Feng: All the people who come here for dinner are big shots. If they are not rich, they must be strong. If they are not strong, they must have a rich and powerful father, a radish and a little onion, ginger and garlic. I'll just fry it and sell it at the price of personal participation.

12, Jia Ming: I'm surprised, just like your shop, it's not closed yet! ..... What happened to me! I also want to ask, what's wrong with me! What's wrong! Don't do this, okay? Hang up for a long time, and no one cares. I'm surprised, this is, what is this situation, this is! Welcome, welcome leaders. This is how you treat your God, isn't it? ..... I see! There are no assistants, drivers and bodyguards, so you look down on people, right?