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Hotel staff's Spring Festival Gala program must be funny and interesting, and the performance is not difficult, so it needs props to complete it.

Haha, recommend a Guo.

Huang Xiaojuan: Uh, have you seen our little baby? Xiaobao, Xiaobao. .

Wei Jian: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. What little baby? What a terrible word. I am old now.

Huang Xiaojuan: Well, you are old, old baby.

Wei Jian: Oh, you'd better call me Xiaobaozi. What could be worse for this old treasure?

Huang Xiaojuan: Look at the time. The ticket for the Spring Festival concert is 500 yuan. We can't be late. .

Wei Jian: Don't worry, the concert starts at 7: 00 15. Jiaozi has been cooking for 10 minutes. Eat 10 minutes, 20 minutes to the theater is absolutely no problem.

Huang Xiaojuan: 20 minutes? You have a special car! What about traffic jams? What is that smell?

Wei Jian: Oh, dear.

Huang Xiaojuan: What's that smell?

Wei Jian: My jiaozi.

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh ~ ~ ~ Turn off the gas first. This person in our family is a man who eats jiaozi fast and walks fast.

Wei Jian: Hey, jiaozi is here. Hey, hey, Blake.

Huang Xiaojuan: Come on, eat quickly, hurry up.

Wei Jian: I will tell you that the performance will never be delayed without any special circumstances.

Huang Xiaojuan: Eat, eat.

(knocking at the door)

Wei Jian: Special circumstances. . . . . . . . Here we go. Yeah, hehe, come on, come on.

Wei Jian: Oh, Xiaoshi.

Guo: Ah, hahaha.

(Two people crowded together)

Wei Jian: Come on, let me introduce you to the little honest man in our unit. This man is as special as his name.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm. Hello, Xiaoshi.

Wei Jian: This is your sister-in-law Xiaoyu.

Guo: Sister Xiaoyu, oh, this is so beautiful (hehe). This is your lover, this is so long, this is like my wife's pinch.

Wei Jian: Yes.

Guo: Really?

Guo: Sister Xiaoyu is really beautiful. Why is this skin so tender? What cosmetics do you use?

Huang Xiaojuan: Huh?

Guo: Oh, it's so beautiful. He is so beautiful, why did you marry him?

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah.

Wei Jian: Are you serious?

Huang Xiaojuan: It's so real.

Wei Jian: Hehe, Xiaoshi sits hehe.

Guo: Mm-hmm. You eat dinner.

Wei Jian: Have you eaten?

Guo: What to eat? Didn't our unit say that we should have a physical examination? I didn't eat in the morning to test my liver function. I went out by bike early in the morning. Oh, I ride a bike and eat jiaozi.

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Mm-hmm. Eat jiaozi.

Guo: I rode jiaozi.

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah.

Guo: Why should I ride jiaozi? Jiaozi can't ride and won't go, hehe.

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Hehehe.

Guo: I'm riding a bike. I am riding a bike. I can't ride any more (Wei Jianen). I looked down and saw that my tire was flat. I can't cheer up.

Once, twice, three times, leek stuffing

Guo: Where was I just saying?

Huang Xiaojuan: Chinese chive stuffing.

Wei Jian: You said leek stuffing.

Guo: leek stuffing is not as delicious as celery stuffing. Then add some fat and tofu.

Wei Jian: Well, that's not what you said just now.

Huang Xiaojuan: Once or twice.

Guo: I can't get it in once or twice. I can't take it out when I see the tire being hit. God, this tire is so ...

Big jiaozi.

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Ah-ah.

Guo: I went to the hospital to repair such a big hole. Hey, you should eat quickly. It should be cold.

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, Xiaoshi is not an outsider. Let's eat.

Guo: (also sitting at the dinner table) When I got to the hospital, God, there were too many people. Blood test here and urine test here.

Guo: There are too many people. That's it. I'll lower my head and guess what I saw, sister-in-law

Huang Xiaojuan: What, there is no jiaozi in jiaozi Hospital? I saw my eldest brother's experimental paper (Huang Xiaojuan reached for it). I won't show it to you.

Guo: Oh, my eldest brother is in good health. You're lucky to have a good sister-in-law who's always been a lever.

Wei Jian: You see, everything is normal. There is no problem at all. Thank you.

K: Ah, you're welcome. My sister-in-law left.

Huang Xiaojuan: Let's go. I'll come to see you if I need anything.

Wei Jian: How about having dinner together?

Guo: OK! !

Guo: I told you that my eldest brother would not let me go. Oh, my sister-in-law, you are so cute. Why don't you let me?

(Guo munches)

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm. Is it delicious (Guo manzui)

Guo: It's full of leeks.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm.

K: It's a little salty.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm.

Guo: Is there any vinegar?

Huang Xiaojuan Wei Jian: Yes.

Guo: Garlic cloves

Guo: You are right.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, hey.

Wei Jian: Take some vinegar and garlic.

Huang Xiaojuan: Little leopard, there you are. Did you keep him for dinner?

Wei Jian: I'm just being polite. Who wants him to sit down for dinner?

Huang Xiaojuan: Aren't you looking for trouble?

Wei Jian: I clearly saw his legs sticking out. Who would have thought he was back?

Huang Xiaojuan: What time is it?

Wei Jian: Let me tell you something. ....

Guo: Hey, what are you two whispering about?

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Xin Na.

Guo: I have to guess some dishes. It would be nice not to eat some jiaozi here. There are more and more jiaozi and jiaozi wines. Hey, bring the wine.

Huang Xiaojuan: When you finish, you must drink. You are a proud man. What do you think I'm doing? Bring the wine quickly.

Guo: No need to take it.

Huang Xiaojuan: Thank God.

Guo: Isn't it here? )

Wei Jian: Look at these. How's it going? Mm-hmm.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, Xiaobaozi, hurry up, it's too late.

Wei Jian: It's all the same unit. You are too straightforward.

Huang Xiaojuan: A ticket for the Spring Festival concert, 500 yuan, the two of us add up to 1, 000 yuan. So what should we do?

Wei Jian: Why don't you come first?

Huang Xiaojuan: Gee, I didn't eat jiaozi. I'm even hungrier and want to see how delicious his food is.

Wei Jian: Look at this jiaozi. He may not be enough by himself.

Huang Xiaojuan: This man is too honest and cheeky. You said this man wouldn't get up if he sat down.

Wei Jian: Oh, please keep your voice down.

Huang Xiaojuan: Look.

Guo: Alas, alas. . . . . You're talking about me

Huang Xiaojuan Wei Jian: Oh, no.

Guo: Hey, hey, what's sister-in-law doing with clothes? Don't go out to buy food. I'm in a hurry to see who goes out to buy food.

Wei Jian: That's not what your sister-in-law said. How can guests drink jiaozi? Tell Huang Xiaojuan that you will eat later. )

Huang Xiaojuan: (Sit down) Your big brother says you can't eat cold jiaozi.

Wei Jian: Your sister-in-law

(Three people are fighting for it. . . . . Guo sneezes)

Wei Jian: Oh dear, oh dear. . . . . . . . You see

Guo: OK, OK, then you two eat first.

Huang Xiaojuan: You eat.

Look, Guo, you don't eat again. I'll tell you what I eat cold and what I eat hot.

Wei Jian: This little fish.

Guo: What fish? It's not good to have wine

Wei Jian: She said I was human flesh.

Guo: What kind of meat? There is no meat in this jiaozi. Don't worry about those sisters-in-law. Sit down quickly.

Guo: Oh, sister-in-law, it's the first time to meet you. Thank you for your hospitality. I did it. Don't touch anything in my sister-in-law's refrigerator. Look at you. So real. Why don't you have some wine? It's good.

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiao Shi, drink less. It is too late. When must you go home by bike?

Wei Jian: Oh, that's all right. I'll have a drink with Xiaoshi later. If I am late, I will stay here.

Huang Xiaojuan?

Guo: That's right.

Wei Jian: Eat quickly.

Huang Xiaojuan, can you still eat?

What do you mean, sister-in-law, you hate me?

Huang Xiaojuan: No.

Guo: There is nothing wrong with me. I just tested my liver function.

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaoshi, you misunderstood. Eat quickly. I'm not hungry.

Guo: Really, you can drink.

Huang Xiaojuan: I can't drink.

Guo: Really?

Wei Jian: Your sister-in-law really can't drink.

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, you see, your brother knows I can't drink.

Guo: Come on, there is no such thing as emotional iron or not. Oh, no, I'm not talking about feelings. I always argue with my sister-in-law about feelings. Sorry, big brother. I did it.

Huang Xiaojuan: By the way, Xiaoshi, I'm in a hurry.

Wei Jian: Well, it's urgent for your sister-in-law.

Huang Xiaojuan. Yes

Wei Jian: The concert starts at 7: 00 15. It's about time. We can't arrive on time.

Wei Jian: I have no watch to show me. Oh, my God, it's too late. You are so unrealistic. Say it earlier. Oh, come on, come on, come on.

Wei Jian: Oh, hurry up and take the ticket, and hit any car you see.

Huang Xiaojuan: What about you?

Wei Jian: I'll be right there.

Huang Xiaojuan: We can go together.

Guo: Come back for a drink.

Wei Jian: I can't leave without it.

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh, I'll go then.

Wei Jian: You should walk slowly first.

Guo: Why is my sister-in-law angry (Wei Jian didn't)? Come on, big brother.

Guo: You just said you couldn't leave because of something.

Wei Jian: Yes.

Guo: You said you had two tickets.

Wei Jian: Ah.

Guo: Why don't you drive me? You see, the tickets are quite expensive, one for 500 yuan. Don't waste tickets.

Wei Jian: How about this?

Guo: You see, waste is a great sin.

Wei Jian: Hey, this is mine.

Guo: Don't you have something to leave?

Wei Jian: Ah, not your sister-in-law.

Guo: You don't trust my sister-in-law to be next to me?

Wei Jian: No.

Guo: Is that all right? If it is late, we won't come back. I brought your sister-in-law to my house while she was away.

Wei Jian: Hey, it's small and strong.

Guo: I am going to kiss you goodbye. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wei Jian: I said Xiaoshi.

Guo: (burps) It is obviously celery that says leek is not.

Wei Jian: Yes, yes.

Guo: Brother, I'm leaving.

Wei Jian: Hey, Xiaoshi Xiaoshi is not, this is not, this Xiaoshi is too here, and it's my fault to live too proudly. I have to get this ticket back, Xiaoshi. . . . . . . . . . . .

This is my own lack of reading. Please forgive me ZX: Uh, have you seen our little baby? Xiaobao. .

Wei Jian: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. What little baby? What a terrible word. I am old now.

Huang Xiaojuan: Well, you are old, old baby.

Wei Jian: Oh, you'd better call me Xiaobaozi. What could be worse for this old treasure?

Huang Xiaojuan: Look at the time. The ticket for the Spring Festival concert is 500 yuan. We can't be late. .

Wei Jian: Don't worry, the concert starts at 7: 00 15. Jiaozi has been cooking for 10 minutes. Eat 10 minutes, 20 minutes to the theater is absolutely no problem.

Huang Xiaojuan: 20 minutes? You have a special car! What about traffic jams? What is that smell?

Wei Jian: Oh, dear.

Huang Xiaojuan: What's that smell?

Wei Jian: My jiaozi.

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh ~ ~ ~ Turn off the gas first. This person in our family is a man who eats jiaozi fast and walks fast.

Wei Jian: Hey, jiaozi is here. Hey, hey, Blake.

Huang Xiaojuan: Come on, eat quickly, hurry up.

Wei Jian: I will tell you that the performance will never be delayed without any special circumstances.

Huang Xiaojuan: Eat, eat.

(knocking at the door)

Wei Jian: Special circumstances. . . . . . . . Here we go. Yeah, hehe, come on, come on.

Wei Jian: Oh, Xiaoshi.

Guo: Ah, hahaha.

(Two people crowded together)

Wei Jian: Come on, let me introduce you to the little honest man in our unit. This man is as special as his name.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm. Hello, Xiaoshi.

Wei Jian: This is your sister-in-law Xiaoyu.

Guo: Sister Xiaoyu, oh, this is so beautiful (hehe). This is your lover, this is so long, this is like my wife's pinch.

Wei Jian: Yes.

Guo: Really?

Guo: Sister Xiaoyu is really beautiful. Why is this skin so tender? What cosmetics do you use?

Huang Xiaojuan: Huh?

Guo: Oh, it's so beautiful. He is so beautiful, why did you marry him?

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah.

Wei Jian: Are you serious?

Huang Xiaojuan: It's so real.

Wei Jian: Hehe, Xiaoshi sits hehe.

Guo: Mm-hmm. You eat dinner.

Wei Jian: Have you eaten?

Guo: What to eat? Didn't our unit say that we should have a physical examination? I didn't eat in the morning to test my liver function. I went out by bike early in the morning. Oh, I ride a bike and eat jiaozi.

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Mm-hmm. Eat jiaozi.

Guo: I rode jiaozi.

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah.

Guo: Why should I ride jiaozi? Jiaozi can't ride and won't go, hehe.

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Hehehe.

Guo: I'm riding a bike. I am riding a bike. I can't ride any more (Wei Jianen). I looked down and saw that my tire was flat. I can't cheer up.

Once, twice, three times, leek stuffing

Guo: Where was I just saying?

Huang Xiaojuan: Chinese chive stuffing.

Wei Jian: You said leek stuffing.

Guo: leek stuffing is not as delicious as celery stuffing. Then add some fat and tofu.

Wei Jian: Well, that's not what you said just now.

Huang Xiaojuan: Once or twice.

Guo: I can't get it in once or twice. I can't take it out when I see the tire being hit. God, this tire is so ...

Big jiaozi.

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Ah-ah.

Guo: I went to the hospital to repair such a big hole. Hey, you should eat quickly. It should be cold.

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, Xiaoshi is not an outsider. Let's eat.

Guo: (also sitting at the dinner table) When I got to the hospital, God, there were too many people. Blood test here and urine test here.

Guo: There are too many people. That's it. I'll lower my head and guess what I saw, sister-in-law

Huang Xiaojuan: What, there is no jiaozi in jiaozi Hospital? I saw my eldest brother's experimental paper (Huang Xiaojuan reached for it). I won't show it to you.

Guo: Oh, my eldest brother is in good health. You're lucky to have a good sister-in-law who's always been a lever.

Wei Jian: You see, everything is normal. There is no problem at all. Thank you.

K: Ah, you're welcome. My sister-in-law left.

Huang Xiaojuan: Let's go. I'll come to see you if I need anything.

Wei Jian: How about having dinner together?

Guo: OK! !

Guo: I told you that my eldest brother would not let me go. Oh, my sister-in-law, you are so cute. Why don't you let me?

(Guo munches)

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm. Is it delicious (Guo manzui)

Guo: It's full of leeks.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm.

K: It's a little salty.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hmm.

Guo: Is there any vinegar?

Huang Xiaojuan Wei Jian: Yes.

Guo: Garlic cloves

Guo: You are right.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, hey.

Wei Jian: Take some vinegar and garlic.

Huang Xiaojuan: Little leopard, there you are. Did you keep him for dinner?

Wei Jian: I'm just being polite. Who wants him to sit down for dinner?

Huang Xiaojuan: Aren't you looking for trouble?

Wei Jian: I clearly saw his legs sticking out. Who would have thought he was back?

Huang Xiaojuan: What time is it?

Wei Jian: Let me tell you something. ....

Guo: Hey, what are you two whispering about?

Huang Weijian Xiao Juan: Xin Na.

Guo: I have to guess some dishes. It would be nice not to eat some jiaozi here. There are more and more jiaozi and jiaozi wines. Hey, bring the wine.

Huang Xiaojuan: When you finish, you must drink. You are a proud man. What do you think I'm doing? Bring the wine quickly.

Guo: No need to take it.

Huang Xiaojuan: Thank God.

Guo: Isn't it here? )

Wei Jian: Look at these. How's it going? Mm-hmm.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, Xiaobaozi, hurry up, it's too late.

Wei Jian: It's all the same unit. You are too straightforward.

Huang Xiaojuan: A ticket for the Spring Festival concert, 500 yuan, the two of us add up to 1, 000 yuan. So what should we do?

Wei Jian: Why don't you come first?

Huang Xiaojuan: Gee, I didn't eat jiaozi. I'm even hungrier and want to see how delicious his food is.

Wei Jian: Look at this jiaozi. He may not be enough by himself.

Huang Xiaojuan: This man is too honest and cheeky. You said this man wouldn't get up if he sat down.

Wei Jian: Oh, please keep your voice down.

Huang Xiaojuan: Look.

Guo: Alas, alas. . . . . You're talking about me

Huang Xiaojuan Wei Jian: Oh, no.

Guo: Hey, hey, what's sister-in-law doing with clothes? Don't go out to buy food. I'm in a hurry to see who goes out to buy food.

Wei Jian: That's not what your sister-in-law said. How can guests drink jiaozi? Tell Huang Xiaojuan that you will eat later. )

Huang Xiaojuan: (Sit down) Your big brother says you can't eat cold jiaozi.

Wei Jian: Your sister-in-law

(Three people are fighting for it. . . . . Guo sneezes)

Wei Jian: Oh dear, oh dear. . . . . . . . You see

Guo: OK, OK, then you two eat first.

Huang Xiaojuan: You eat.

Look, Guo, you don't eat again. I'll tell you what I eat cold and what I eat hot.

Wei Jian: This little fish.

Guo: What fish? It's not good to have wine

Wei Jian: She said I was human flesh.

Guo: What kind of meat? There is no meat in this jiaozi. Don't worry about those sisters-in-law. Sit down quickly.

Guo: Oh, sister-in-law, it's the first time to meet you. Thank you for your hospitality. I did it. Don't touch anything in my sister-in-law's refrigerator. Look at you. So real. Why don't you have some wine? It's good.

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiao Shi, drink less. It is too late. When must you go home by bike?

Wei Jian: Oh, that's all right. I'll have a drink with Xiaoshi later. If I am late, I will stay here.

Huang Xiaojuan?

Guo: That's right.

Wei Jian: Eat quickly.

Huang Xiaojuan, can you still eat?

What do you mean, sister-in-law, you hate me?

Huang Xiaojuan: No.

Guo: There is nothing wrong with me. I just tested my liver function.

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaoshi, you misunderstood. Eat quickly. I'm not hungry.

Guo: Really, you can drink.

Huang Xiaojuan: I can't drink.

Guo: Really?

Wei Jian: Your sister-in-law really can't drink.

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, you see, your brother knows I can't drink.

Guo: Come on, there is no such thing as emotional iron or not. Oh, no, I'm not talking about feelings. I always argue with my sister-in-law about feelings. Sorry, big brother. I did it.

Huang Xiaojuan: By the way, Xiaoshi, I'm in a hurry.

Wei Jian: Well, it's urgent for your sister-in-law.

Huang Xiaojuan. Yes

Wei Jian: The concert starts at 7: 00 15. It's about time. We can't arrive on time.

Wei Jian: I have no watch to show me. Oh, my God, it's too late. You are so unrealistic. Say it earlier. Oh, come on, come on, come on.

Wei Jian: Oh, hurry up and take the ticket, and hit any car you see.

Huang Xiaojuan: What about you?

Wei Jian: I'll be right there.

Huang Xiaojuan: We can go together.

Guo: Come back for a drink.

Wei Jian: I can't leave without it.

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh, I'll go then.

Wei Jian: You should walk slowly first.

Guo: Why is my sister-in-law angry (Wei Jian didn't)? Come on, big brother.

Guo: You just said you couldn't leave because of something.

Wei Jian: Yes.

Guo: You said you had two tickets.

Wei Jian: Ah.

Guo: Why don't you drive me? You see, the tickets are quite expensive, one for 500 yuan. Don't waste tickets.

Wei Jian: How about this?

Guo: You see, waste is a great sin.

Wei Jian: Hey, this is mine.

Guo: Don't you have something to leave?

Wei Jian: Ah, not your sister-in-law.

Guo: You don't trust my sister-in-law to be next to me?

Wei Jian: No.

Guo: Is that all right? If it is late, we won't come back. I brought your sister-in-law to my house while she was away.

Wei Jian: Hey, it's small and strong.

Guo: I am going to kiss you goodbye. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wei Jian: I said Xiaoshi.

Guo: (burps) It is obviously celery that says leek is not.

Wei Jian: Yes, yes.

Guo: Brother, I'm leaving.

Wei Jian: Hey, Xiaoshi Xiaoshi is not, this is not, this Xiaoshi is too here, and it's my fault to live too proudly. I have to get this ticket back, Xiaoshi. . . . . . . . . . . .