Do you know any funny life stories that make people laugh?

When I was a sophomore, there were six people in the dormitory. The other five girls were as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade except myself, and their face value was very high. And I ... . Maybe a boy accidentally mixed in with them.

One day, I caught a bad cold and asked for leave to go to the school hospital for intravenous drip. Because I was uncomfortable at that time, I didn't wear makeup, so I just wore a sportswear. In short, it's even uglier.

At that time, there were three beds in a ward. I am in the middle, next to an empty bed, and the other is a boy who is also a failure. I came in the afternoon, because there were a lot of intravenous drip, there must be about seven or eight bottles, and I didn't finish it all night. During this time, I have always had a roommate to accompany me, and that big brother has always been alone. In this way, the advantages are reflected. For example, when I go to the bathroom, someone helps me with a bottle or something. The big brother looked at me with a little envy. At that time, I just thought he was envious of my company.

When it was time for dinner, it was inconvenient for me, so my roommate went to buy rice. Because I felt sorry for big brother, I said to bring him one. After the roommate left, we were embarrassed and tried to talk. There are no substantive issues. Chatting got sleepy, and I answered him in a daze. Suddenly he said, "Your girlfriend is very nice, beautiful and considerate."

I suddenly felt a tingle.

Excuse me.

I was still confused. I didn't expect him to recognize me as a blue kid. I thought he thought we were memoirs of a geisha. I'm still thinking deeply. What did my roommate and I do to make him misunderstand this?

After a while, my roommate came back and everyone ate. Because it is inconvenient for me to hit my right hand, my roommate occasionally feeds me two bites or something. Eldest brother is holding chopsticks next to me, and when he sees me, he gives me a wretched thumbs-up. At a certain moment, I suddenly realized that he had made a mistake about Laozi's gender.

Alas, I became angry from embarrassment, but I couldn't say anything. After all, no matter what the result is, it's me who gets hurt.

At this time, the other four dormitory people also came over, all very beautiful. I was flattered when I came in, because I clearly remember that they said they wouldn't come, so I just thought they would come, alone. I just want to ask, my roommate who has been with me brought me my mobile phone. There's a lot of chatting. Generally speaking, when the dormitory is out of electricity, they are idle. They organized a group to go to the hospital to surf the Internet or something. On my side, I saw them looking for a socket with a data cable and a charging treasure, and they also captured the empty bed next to them.

Look at that big brother again. The way he looks at me has changed. If I am not mistaken, this is an admiration. ...

Thank you for your compliment. I'm flattered by the rapid progress these two days, and I just caught up with them. I will do it again, graduate college life (a little long, but exciting).

The teacher of another unit my tutor knows presided over a review meeting (not to mention the specific meeting). Our tutor asked me to help because of the shortage of manpower.

The meeting was held in an upscale hotel in this city (the specific name was not mentioned). Due to the recent frequent meetings, every meeting room in the hotel is fully booked. Experts and scholars from different majors and fields come in and out of the hall. Descriptively speaking, it was a group of middle-aged and elderly people carrying bags, fat and thin, old and young, and many boys and girls, probably with beer bellies and red faces.

The meeting we presided over was a heavyweight, large-scale meeting attended by many experts, and because it was an evaluation meeting, although it required time, it was not strict after all. Generally speaking, it depends on the desire of the experts.

Unfortunately, this morning, we met more than one expert who went against the wishes of the masses, and the meeting was suddenly postponed until after twelve o'clock. As you can imagine, no matter he is old (expert) or young (me), a big shot in the circle (expert) or an academic (me), he is a normal person. Under the rotation of the universe, we will naturally be hungry, chest to back. As a staff member, I walked around the venue. Needless to say, I could even hear some experts with bad stomachs purring. In short, the scene is extremely tragic.

Finally!

The host announced the end of the morning meeting and invited experts to dine in Tianfu Hall and another hall (I forgot). This moment has finally arrived, and experts have obviously expected it. Under the leadership of the conference staff, they helped each other and hurried to the restaurant.

I looked at them with envy. Although I will have dinner with experts, I still have to clean up the venue a little, ten minutes later than them. These ten minutes are undoubtedly painful for me.

At this time, a turning point appeared. An expert named Yu went to the toilet a few minutes before the meeting started. When he came back, everyone else left. He didn't know where to eat, so the teacher asked me to go to Tianfu Hall with the experts first.

Considering my situation at that time, I didn't say anything like "teacher, I'm not tired, you go to eat first". I hurried to find an expert.

The clever little students who have been teased by life should have guessed it. Yes, I listened to Tianfu as Tianhu (Hu). I can't believe how long my ears are. What's more, this hotel really has Tianhu Hall. I don't know what I was thinking, and I didn't find a waitress to take us both. I saw the floor plan of the hotel lobby myself and showed it to the experts with confidence.