What is the funniest lantern riddle you have ever seen?

That year, I came to Dongguan from my distant hometown, a small town called Chang'an.

When I heard the name Chang'an on the bus, my heart pounded. When I saw the factories and uneven buildings outside the bus window, I thought to myself, this is probably what Chang'an looked like in the old days.

The car entered the city, and it was not easy to find a job. I wandered around various job markets all day long. When I saw the positions on the job board, none of them matched my expectations. The feeling of depression and loneliness overflowed in my chest.

Once I went to apply for a job in a company. While I was sitting on the bus, several beautifully dressed women came up. I hurriedly stood up and offered my seat to them. They giggled, you pushed me and I let you, but no one sat down.

When I have nothing to do, I go to play on the avenue next to Chang'an Hotel. In the summer, there are many tourists, but I am probably the only one who is like your little bird without feet. It wasn't until I saw this scene that I realized that there is a lot of sadness in this world.

A chubby girl saw a man and asked in a low voice: "Brother, do you want to play?" Three men in white shirts were chatting and were suddenly interrupted. As they spoke, they turned their heads, glanced at the girl, and walked away.

The girl then asked the men passing by, but no one answered her.

At that time, I was still a lyrical boy. I went back to the hotel and wrote a poem that I couldn’t hold back. I don't know where it was thrown now.

Many days passed, and it was probably August 15th, or October 1st. Anyway, it was a lively day. An activity was held in front of a large shopping mall: guessing lantern riddles.

The ropes were pulled horizontally and vertically, and red strips of paper two centimeters wide and seven or eight centimeters long were tied to the ropes, with riddles written on them. The person who guesses correctly can tell the answer to the job and receive a prize.

There is a mystery like this: walk the Great Wall in ten days and write one or four character idioms.

I thought about it for a moment and came up with the answer: traveling thousands of miles a day.

I received a gift wrapped in a red box. When I opened it, I found a few pieces of candy. I peeled off a piece and stuffed it into my mouth. Ah, it was sweet.

On the way back to my residence, I received a call from a classmate asking me where I had been. I told him the truth.