Seeking a small age 3.0…

Petty bourgeoisie era 3.0 golden age part 1 preface

In Beijing's brand-new T3 terminal, at this moment, two superstars wearing sunglasses that are huge enough to cover two-thirds of their faces are rampaging unscrupulously. Judging from their completely blind attitude, it is enough to convince everyone that they are two fashionable blind people, and all of them are sympathetic (and confused) and let them rush to the security checkpoint with Starbucks green coffee paper cups.

Yes, they are Guli and Neil. They agree with accurate dialogue.

The blind girl said, "I really don't understand why a good airport has to make itself like a lantern!" " This earth-red color, which can only be described as tragic, is simply a kind of light pollution! Do Beijingers still think that they are usually blown by sandstorms and automobile exhaust? "

The blind man said, "You can think of this color as Cartier's box, which may make you feel better."

The blind girl added: "In addition, their ring road also has problems. The whole city of Beijing is blocked like anything else. Parking time is longer than driving time. I can draw a complete makeup on the car! So, I'm confused. Why do some people feel listless at work? They can obviously wake up naturally on the way to sleep! "

The blind man said, "Forget it, think about their subway."

The blind girl continued: "They still have swine flu!"

The blind man added, "Isn't it like this before?"

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Why the two of them were not killed by Beijingers at the airport is still a mystery.

It seems too hospitable. Welcome to Beijing has been hysterically broadcast on TV and radio for a year. It is estimated that the people in Beijing have been completely hypnotized and brainwashed, and their eyes are straight. Anyone who catches them is welcome-for example, Coulee should be directly quarantined when landing at Beijing airport.

Along the way, two people have been talking on their mobile phones. Neil can stop for a cup of coffee once in a while, but Coulee didn't have time to stop for a drink in the long-range continuous bombing of "Sorry for keeping you waiting, I have a call".

Finally, it was the great security personnel at our airport who stopped her crazy behavior. The fashion blind man who rampaged and thought he was a Dongfeng -3 1 intercontinental missile was stopped at the security checkpoint of the first class. Of course, Coulee can't understand it. She could only stand at the crazy security window and say to her cell phone, "I'm sorry, Susan, I have to go first." I'll call you back in a minute and forty seconds. I don't know why. There is a woman here who insists on brushing me several times with a shovel or something when I make a phone call. ",,,,"the security guard looked at Gu strangely. ",,"

Coulee: "What are you looking at me for? I'm waiting here to call back. You still have one minute. Hurry and brush. " Say that finish guli "pa" to close the phone, called the handsome empty in uniform, and then naturally put it in the basket on the conveyor belt, patted the handsome empty on the shoulder, "by the way, help me clean the screen, so dirty!"

Security personnel: "Hurry up."

Behind Coulee, there was another Neil standing at the security checkpoint. He covered half his face with sunglasses. He smiled and said to the security guard who was checking his whole body with a detector, "Hello, do you usually go to Shanghai to play?"

Security personnel: "Hurry up."

The plane stopped on the wide runway. Outside the oval cabin window, it is the blue glass sky in Beijing in winter. It isolates white clouds, birds, sunshine and clouds, and the boundless land under its feet from the universe. Seen from a distance, it looks like a huge window.

Coulee took the non-alcoholic pomegranate cocktail brought by the stewardess, and while drinking it, he turned over the spray of the mystery of navy in his bag and sprayed it on his face. Every flight made her feel that the whole person was almost drained like being locked in a pyramid for a year. While spraying, the stewardess came up with a sorry and polite smile on her face. "Miss Gu, this spray,,,"

Coulee closed his eyes, while enjoying the fragrance of roses in the spray, he reached out to block the spray bottle in front of the stewardess, and the crystal nails knocked impatiently on the bottle.

The stewardess took a look and said apologetically, "Oh, I saw it. Under 50ml. I'm sorry to bother you, Miss Gu. Your spray meets the requirements and can be taken on the plane. "

Coulee opened his eyes, cocked his head and grinned at the stewardess, and said, "OK, dear, although I don't understand what you are saying, it doesn't matter. But thank you for talking. I'm not very good at chatting with the service staff. " After that, I turned to Neil. "I thought she wanted to ask me what brand this spray is. I handed her LA MER's logo, and she said something, which gave me a headache. "

Neil took off his glasses, blinked his ridiculous golden eyelashes and said innocently, "Don't ask me, I can only understand the contract."

The stewardess's mouth trembled: ",,,Hehehehehehehehehehehehe"

Gu slapped the spray on her face for nearly a hundred times in a row, and finally saw her ruddy and shiny face in the mirror with satisfaction. To tell the truth, such a person who has been beaten a hundred times from the heart has a rosy face. She took out her mobile phone from her bag and dialed the shortcut number. A few seconds later, Kitty's delicate melon face with smoky makeup appeared on Gu's screen, and then the phone was connected.

"Dear, please convey my thanks to Teacher Gong and invite me back to Shanghai for his birthday party in advance, otherwise, I will stay in Beijing for three days before I can go back. I have to use the printer myself. . . ) Print a thank-you letter to Gong Ming. You know, Beijing is terrible. All the women here wear pants, and none of them wear skirts! They wrapped their legs! " Coulee curled up gracefully and sexily in the spacious seat of the first class, revealing slender legs under the miniskirt and a pair of black boots made of fur below the knee. She looks as charming as a Persian dancer.

"Really? God, if I hadn't booked the plane ticket for you personally, I would have suspected that I didn't buy Air China's flight, but bought a time machine to send you back to 1996. " Kitty was surprised on the phone. She had to cooperate as much as possible.

"Yes, and they have something called long Johns! I can't describe it. It's probably something rough, worn outside underwear and inside pants. I know you can't imagine, honey. I see. If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe there was such a thing in the world. You know, people are running all over the street in autumn clothes and trousers, and women just walked into Yintai Center in autumn clothes and autumn clothes. It's embarrassing.

Coulee said, and stopped, looking back at the woman who was wearing pants at the moment and staring at herself with incredible eyes. She said, "Auntie, don't listen to people on the phone. That's rude. You're sitting in first class. Why are you still like this? " After a pause, he said, "Did you buy the ticket yourself?"

The woman was short of breath under the venom from the brush, pulled a blanket and wrapped it tightly, and fell asleep.

Coulee hung up the phone and looked at Neil, who was wearing shabby jeans next to him. His strong thighs are covered with golden brown hair, and an attractive skin emerges from the hole. Coulee watched with satisfaction. The woman next to him seems to want to make a final struggle. She took a deep breath and said, "Beijing is not like Shanghai! It's MINUS ten degrees in winter in Beijing! "

After hearing her words, Coulee and Neil turned to face her at the same time and answered her with puzzled and incredible expressions. What Coulee said was, "So?" Neil asked sincerely, "What's your opinion?"

The woman wrapped the blanket tightly and fell asleep flat.

Gu hung up Kitty's phone and put on sunglasses again. She will have a good sleep during the next two hours of flight. She will rush into m.e.' s office with absolutely sufficient electricity and absolute peak posture. Even when she was running in the corridor, she seemed ready to break Bolt's sprint record at any time-in the form of standing on high heels. She was about to cover the blanket when the phone rang again. She touched the phone and looked at the screen. She wore sunglasses and silently rolled her eyes and picked it up.

Tiny Age 3.0 Golden Age 2

I'm the one who called Guli, and now I'm in my villa in Jing 'an, Shanghai, thousands of miles away from her. I called her because I had a breakdown. I looked at Jimmy sitting opposite me at the moment, looking at me with a murderous light, trying to lock myself in the refrigerator. He looked at me like two sharp scissors. His cold face seemed to be Qiao Danuo's palace. His closed mouth is like a thin blade, as if he would spit out sulfuric acid at any time like Coulee. Yes, Jimmy, that's him. I forgot to mention that he is two and a half years old.

At the moment, I am staring at this two-and-a-half-year-old boy with hatred. He is the second brother of Coulee. I have no doubt about his blood, he is very pure, and he has completely inherited the talent of Coulee, that is to say, he can easily push me to the brink of collapse. He shouted so loudly last night that I couldn't sleep. He used his energy like durance of Duracell all night. Now, just when I got through to Coulee, he smiled happily again.

"Gu, when did you come back? I'm going crazy. Jimmy cried all night every day these days, which is worse than when your father died. The neighbor next door took their dog to the hospital this morning and heard that it had depression. " Holding the phone, I leaned over Jimmy, who was crying hysterically at the moment, trying to make Jimmy's voice travel through time and space, pierce Coulee's eardrum and let her share my pain.

"Xiao Lin, as a woman in a new era, you can't even take care of a two-year-old boy? Don't you understand what children need? It's too simple. As long as they are satisfied, they are just like those teddy bears in the window. " On the phone, Coulee's voice seemed to have a well-thought-out plan, full of contempt for me: "Listen to me, now go to my room, wrap him in a cashmere shawl of Hermes, and then put a LV wallet in his hand."

"I'm not kidding you!" I am filled with indignation and anger at Gu's answer that there is no basic human IQ at all. "I tried! Useless! "

"How about a Prada blanket?" Gu on the phone, tone seriously thinking.

I gave up completely. I asked her, "When will you come back? I'm going to the company to help prepare Gong Ming's birthday party later. I can't take care of Jimmy, and I really can't guarantee that I won't put him in the refrigerator in the end. "

"Gu Zhun? Why didn't he take Jimmy? " Coulee asked me.

"I don't know. If I can find him, the dog next door won't be sent to the hospital. " As I spoke, I took a big quilt and wrapped Jimmy all over, revealing only one small eye. After wrapping it, I thought about it and started again. This time, I didn't even show my eyes, so I was completely wrapped. Then, in an instant, its cry sounded distant and hazy.

"You see, Jimmy stopped crying, son, and naturally stopped crying when he was tired. I'm telling you, I'm leaving now. I will go home in three hours. You can take care of her for another three hours. Read novels, make masks, and take a shower. Time flies. Killing people is easy. If Jimmy cries again, you can put a horror movie on the big TV in the living room to scare him. My mother gave me a strong education before I entered school. Well, I won't tell you, I'm taking off, and there's a woman in uniform next to me who has to tell me for some reason that I can't call now, which is puzzling. ,,, "

The phone hung up, and I can totally imagine the expression of the stewardess on the other end of the phone. Sometimes, I feel like Tang, in essence, there is no difference. To sum up: don't take the usual path.

After hanging up the phone, I looked at that thing that kept wriggling in the quilt, and it felt like watching a Japanese horror movie. We first met him four months ago. At that time, when the handsome young man Gu Zhun appeared in our living room with the little boy in his arms, Coulee was frightened. He held out ten fingers covered with white Gu Jing's slender crystal nails and shook them at Gu Zhun as if he had done it. "Were you born?"

Gu Zhun's mouth turned up and said, "I don't have that function."

Coulee: "I think you are a handsome and tall guy." It's impossible, isn't it? Young? "

Gu Zhun: ",,,,"

Coulee: "Who was born?"

Gu Zhun: "Your mother gave birth."

Coulee: "Which mother am I? Know or not know? "

Gu Zhun: "My mother. The one you don't know. "

Nan Xiang and I have a headache, just like listening to Fibonacci series formula. Really, I don't think there can be a more bizarre and absurd dialogue in this world, except for the peak created by Coulee before: "Mom, this is my brother."

Coulee went on to say, "It's not good to choose a name. If you want to call Jimmy, I can tell you first. When he 16 years old, if one day you come home and see him wearing a purple fringed shawl and high heels, I will tell you that he has decided to be a makeup artist. Don't blame me for not reminding you beforehand. "

Gu Zhun: "Really,/kloc-What did Neil, 0/6 years old, tell you? Still wearing a purple shawl? "

Nan Xiang stood up weakly, stroking his forehead and said, "I want to get some air,,,," I was sitting next to her, and my brain was directly out of the dead state. Even if I wipe the mouse into a flame, my eyes will not move.

These two brothers and sisters are really biological.

Thinking of getting some air, I quickly looked at Jimmy wrapped in a quilt, but he was still breathing. I was about to take the quilt away when Gu Yuan came out of the room. Wearing a dark black cashmere dress, he looks like a classical aristocratic youth in Europe, and his slightly natural curly hair adds to his British sense. He walked into the living room, gave me a look and said nothing.

I'm not surprised. He hasn't spoken to me for four months. And the way he looked at me was no different from the way he looked at me four months ago. He was still full of indifference, hatred, trampling, ridicule and indifference.

I feel particularly normal. If Gu Yuan and I dumped Coulee because of another woman, I wouldn't even look at Gu Yuan. So, I am very grateful that Gu Yuan has been living peacefully under the same roof with me for the past few months, without pouring arsenic into my breakfast coffee.

He took out a delicate little bow tie from the closet at the door and tied it in front of the mirror. I know, he will go to Gong Ming's birthday party and prepare a dinner in advance.

I looked at his back and my thoughts seemed to be blown into a long line by the wind. I returned to the scene four months ago. This is also a birthday party. There are still high-end suits and strapless evening dresses everywhere, and red wine and champagne shake out a group of moving people.

At that luxurious and noisy birthday party, my life was completely different from before-I mean different, I mean a complete mess. However, now I seem to be calm. I still go to work every day and chat with everyone in this house at night. If we must use a metaphor to explain it, it's like a man's neck was cut off by a pair of giant hands. But because she pushed too hard, her head turned 360 degrees and went back to the front. It seems that the expression and appearance of that person are still the same, but in fact, you know, she is completely finished.

I'm safe now, I'm calm now, I'm calm now, in fact, I'm completely finished.

Who would believe it?

It is a gray winter in Shanghai outside the window, and the brand-new Bund is bathed in cold rain. When next spring comes, the huge Bund reconstruction project will push this most exotic and luxurious landmark in China to an insurmountable peak. The square along the Yangtze River, the sharply reduced traffic, the Peninsula Hotel and Chanel's latest flagship store, all announce that a new Bund era has begun.

A long time ago, the huge billboard on the Bund that read "The Last Dream on the Beach" collapsed. Brand-new billboards stand by and watch the river like a drawn sword. Brand-new advertising slogan:-Do you want to collect the jealous eyes of others? We are here.

Tiny Times 3.04-1

With the passing of February, the passing of March and the arrival of April, the chilly and gray appearance of Shanghai has dissipated bit by bit, and there is no impurity in the blue sky, just like a child who has no scheming, exposing his pure and beautiful face to everyone without any cover-unlike our group of goblins in the Journey to the West who are scheming deeply and have thick skin and worship children.

Such a blue cloudless sky can only appear in novels and movies forever, so as to arouse people's courage to appreciate it. Otherwise, being naked in the sun for a few hours is undoubtedly equivalent to changing the date of birth on your ID card to 1978, and then you will hear a non-mainstream greeting "Good morning, auntie" on the street. Speaking of changing my ID card, my good sister Gu Li recently turned this matter upside down and wanted to change her birth date to three years old ... It's just an attempt, to be precise, it should be an attempt at present. I have no doubt about her practical ability. If she makes up her mind, I think she can change the gender on her ID card.

Her action of never giving up until she reaches her goal was shown as early as the fifth grade of primary school. At that time, our head teacher gave the only "little red flower" quota allocated to the class in the grade to a boy named Xu Li, not Gu Li. Therefore, Guli will run to the office for ten minutes every class, sit in front of our class teacher unhurriedly and shout "Who will give me the little red flower?". Examples, facts, stories, reasoning, from Liuyang River to several bends, until recently, several girls in the class have menstruated (……), and for a month, they have been thundering, seven times a day, for ten minutes at a time …11year-old Gu has a solemn face, like an extinct teacher. Finally, the teacher collapsed, tore off the small plastic red flower from his chest and inserted it trembling in Gu's newly developed chest. So, Xu Li was angry and "fed" and "fed" at home for a week, and refused to call our class teacher "mom" anyway.

The sun shines violently on our faces, as if God were slapping us gently in the face. Nanxiang has gone into the house to look for sunscreen. Gloomily, I was exposed to the sun, waiting for Nanxiang to come out of the house to save me like a vampire who was about to die in the sun.

Gu Li, who was sitting next to me, raised her face instead, which was as precious and motionless as the land in Jing 'an District. She calmly faced the violent sunshine that swept in April, and was not worried that high-intensity ultraviolet rays would hurt her delicate face that needed to be painted with hundreds of dollars every morning. I looked at her with an extremely anxious expression. She turned to look at me and gave me a smile as comfortable as dying. Her smile came from behind the brown glass on her face, which is the kind of mask commonly used by welders. I feel that she said to me in a low hoarse voice when she was playing the tape in Saw, "iwannaplayagame."

We lay on some white recliners and bathed in the sunshine on the 30-square-meter lawn that the gardener pruned and watered every day in the community. In the early summer sunshine, the grass is green and golden. Next to a shiny brass sign, the aristocratic lineage of this lawn is clearly written in Chinese and English: creeping horseshoe and Ophiopogon japonicus are planted in a mixed ratio of 3: 7. Guli is particularly infatuated with this brand. When she found the sign standing quietly on the edge of the lawn, she was so excited that she seemed to find her mother's tadpole with tears in her eyes. I can understand her very well. You know, her favorite leisure reading in life is the instructions that introduce the contents of various substances in skin care products and the financial statements in the company. Because of this bronze medal, she was more convinced that she was renting in an expensive community, so she decided to renew the lease with the owner for two years. In fact, she doesn't need to rely on this bronze medal to confirm that she is renting an expensive community. All she needs to do is take a look at her monthly rent bill, which is equivalent to my salary for six months.

Besides the bilingual bronze medal, this community has a lot to be proud of, not just the rent. For example, one day, Nanxiang said to Gu Li, who was doing yoga on the blanket on the lawn, "Do you know that Zhang Ailing used to live here?" Gu hung upside down in a coiled silk hole on the wall in the posture of a demon, half squinting her eyes, and vaguely uttered a breath sound from her Bai Sensen fangs. "Who? Zhang ailing? This woman is very rich. What movies has she made? "

Nan Xiang: "..."

However, in any case, not everyone has the courage to open up such a piece of green space belonging to the community in an area like Jing' an District. You know, even if you just build a thatched shed on it, you can reach a beautifully decorated two-bedroom and one-bedroom apartment in Xinzhuang-of course, the property is not that stupid, the wool is on the sheep and the wool is on the owner's head. Do you think that one month's property fee will be donated to the children of Hope Primary School?

We didn't lie on the sofa for long. In the distance, two tall, handsome men with sharp facial features came to us with several cups of takeaway coffee and cardboard trays. If you had paid attention to our life two years ago, you would have guessed that Jane and Gu Yuan came hand in hand. However, if you pay attention to my recent situation, you must also know that the sword has disappeared from my life. After he left a letter that made me feel very painful, it disappeared like dew evaporated in the sun. Who do you think it could be?

Gu Yuan and Cheng?

Thank you for your rich imagination. You should grab the megaphone from Zhang Jizhong and shoot new journey to the west instead of him.

Du Tianhao and sogou?

Thank you for your endless ability as a screenwriter. You should steal Jing M.Guo's computer and write his childhood for him.

Gong Ming and the blue knight?

Thank you for your amazing innovative ability. You should go to the Ministry of National Defense to develop a satellite and put it in the sky to play.

Two handsome men stood in front of us. If Neil with half-blood British temperament and Gu Zhun like a pale boy of death are not enough to cause me and Nanxiang to scream, then at the moment, there is a two-year-old boy Jimmy among them. At the moment, he is lying on Neil's broad and strong chest, looking at us with big watery eyes and long eyelashes. The picture in front of me has appeared in Nanxiang's sleep many times. What a harmonious family.

The two of them sat down next to us, and the sun shone on Neil's blond hair. His mixed facial features and blue pupils bring a cold breath of the vast ocean, which is the beauty of a transparent and sharp teenager. Gu Zhun's dark eyebrows set off his pale skin, revealing the aristocratic beauty of vampires in the twilight. Vampires bask in the sun What a fresh thing.

"It's really lively here," he naturally sat on the arm of the Guli lounge chair, because there was no one else. "Coffee shops have opened one after another, Starbucks has opened three, and there is a coffee bean and a COSTA. When I just walked around the corner, I saw mcafee was about to open the door. A few years later, the faucet in the residential area around this lot was unscrewed to be coffee pulp. " Thanks to his slim and light figure, he can sit on the armrest in such a natural and charming posture. If don had changed, the lounge chair would have snapped.

"mcafee? Menstrual coffee? Really?