Homophonic Music Association Funny Music Appreciation

Dogs gnaw at river bones (monks), and water flows on Dongpo poems (corpses). (Su Shi and Fo Yin)

Lotus (pity) has a bitter heart and pear (separation) has a sour stomach. (Jin Shengtan)

In rowing competition, rowing speed (Lu Su) is not as good as sailing speed (Fan Kuai), and a hundred schools of thought contend, while Di Qing (Di Qing) is more difficult than Xiao He (Xiao He). (Civil servants and military attaché s)

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Yellow has no boundaries; Bai Gui is flawed.

Bai and Huang's Drama Pairs of The Book of Songs in Ming Dynasty. Yao and dog are in harmony, and tortoise and tortoise are in harmony.

Seven diamonds fell; Ten hazelnuts and nine empty ones.

The upper part is "falling apart" and the lower part is "ten towns and nine empty places"

Entry-level military department; Go out and be an academician.

Bathhouse couplets "Ministry of War" and "ice cloth" are homophonic, which is what cloth means; Harmony between Hanlin and Sweat Rain

There are many gentlemen; Xu Fan is also a villain.

Qin Guan and Su Shi collected four sentences. "Duohu" is homophonic with "Duohu", and "Xu Fan" is homophonic with "numerous beards".

Dogs gnaw at river bones; Shui Dongpo's poems.

Su Shi vs Fo Yin. "River" and "monk" are homophonic; "Poetry" Harmony "Corpse"

Lotus seeds are bitter in heart; Pears are sour in the abdomen.

Jin Shengtan sighed before the execution. "Lotus" and "pity" are harmonious; "Pear" and "Li" are homophonic.

The rain slides before hitting the steps; Thunder is known all over the world.

Xu Jie plays opposite. "slick" and "cheating officials"

If it weren't for the dragon tail; You must be a donkey head.

Mr. Harmonious Feng Shui is good at flattery. "Kan" and "chop" are homophonic.

Confucius was born in Zhou Wei; Light dance began in Hanzhong.

Lin Daqin versus the fisherman. "The End of the Ship" and "Weekend" are harmonious; "Light dance" and "light martial arts" are the titles of Liu Xiu.

Ten thousand taxes in the Republic of China; The world is too poor.

Liu Shiliang. "Taxation" and "age" are harmonious, and "poverty" and "equality" are harmonious.

The bedroom is the same as Sangou; Be four people.

Huang Yanan's theme is about immigrants with three dogs and four pigs. "Dog" and "dog" are harmonious, and "Zhu" and "pig" are harmonious, resulting in The Analects of Confucius and The Book of Rites.

Lotus root is due to lotus; Apricots do not need plums.

The east bed faces Mount Tai. "Lotus, lotus root, apricot and plum" are harmonious "harmony, Europe, prosperity and plum" respectively.

Chestnuts split yellow seeds; Cut off Ruth and fly.

Su Xiaomei difficult Su Dongpo, Fo Yin right. See the Yellow Seam and Phoenix Now are in harmony; "Ruth flies" and "Egret flies" are homophonic.

This is really the loss of ancestors; Bao Chu Zhang Ting.

Chao Zhengkui and Bian Jizu tried a province, and Chuhe tried Zhejiang. "Real loss" reconciles "receiving prize" and "packaging" reconciles "national pillar"

Mud and fat are still fat; The short night is long.

"Mud" and "Mud [Valley]" are harmonious, "Monk" and "Monk" are harmonious, "Qi" and "Ghost" are harmonious, and "night difference" and "hag" are harmonious.

Tuas dripping into the hole; Vassal Dai Lu, face upwards.

Ji Xiaolan's impromptu theme couplets. "Dashi" and "big persimmon" are homophonic; "princes" reconcile "monkeys"

Fortunately, I am early and calm;

In this case, it must be angelica.

Su Shi answered Gong Liu's father's farewell. "Good luck in the morning" is in harmony with "apricot, jujube and plum"; "Calm" and "Cistanche deserticola"; "Nai this matter" and "Zhi persimmon" are harmonious.

A lot of mud blocked the road; Trackers on both sides of the strait smiled back.

Tang Yin versus the farmer. Heavy Mud and Zhong Ni

Do not leave milk smell, first discharge; Cut your long hair clean.

Liu Yiwei subscribed to 1909 China Daily. "Han" and "Khan" are harmonious

Ishitani is carrying grain in the field; Embroidered in front of the beauty hall.

Scholars versus monks. "Monk" and "Monk" are homophonic; "Embroidery" protects "Scholar"

If it rains for a long time, running water is a disaster; It is always frustrating to rely on others for success.

Satire Liu Chengxun [word Yu Jiu], Lai Xinhui. Flow is in harmony with Liu, long rain is in harmony with Yu, and disheartened and harmonious.

The bachelor Hanlin was soaked to the skin; The ministers of the Ministry of War were freezing cold.

An academician wrote an inscription for Shangshu. "Hanlin" and "Khan Lin" are harmonious, and "Ministry of War" and "Ice Cloth" are harmonious.

Summer solstice ripens every three days; Chongyang meets sunny winter.

Qin Ming Tian Jian Julian's "single encounter" is harmonious with "windy", "eventful encounter" is harmonious with "no rain"

Why is Hefei magistrate thin? Wuhu has so many classics.

"Wuhu" and "No Hu" are harmonious.

Exclusive plum blossom sweeping wax snow; The mountains are dancing and flowing.

The first part is homophonic music score, and the second part is homophonic Zhejiang dialect number 1-7.

It stinks for more than ten years; Masazo's legacy strengthened after dinner.

Yi Shunding presented a play to Fu He. "Husband pursues wealth" and "rich bamboo friends" are harmonious, "rice increase" and "Zengxiang Fan" are harmonious.

The dissemination of historical lessons is true; Hong En turned against the enemy without saying hello.

The Enemy is homophonic "domain" and satirizes Hong Chengchou.

Wang Heshang has pro-Japanese relations; People who start classes have no luck.

In the Ming Dynasty, Wang Heshang was a rich and secular place. When someone went to a performer's place for a drink, he dressed as a class teacher and went up in rags. Someone nearby asked, "Why are you so poor?" A: "It was definitely said by the ancients." But it was an alliance, and Wang Heshang heard them escape. "Wang" and "Yellow River" are in harmony, "Marriage" and "Clarification" are in harmony, and "Starting a class" and "How can it be" are in harmony. This proverb says, "The Yellow River will be clarified one day. How can people be unlucky?"

How lucky it is to be in full bloom now;

Although the leaves fall, they can't leave easily.

Cai Jing sent Li Yan to Liao. "Happiness" and "apricot" are harmonious, and "separation" and "pear" are harmonious.

Spiders under the eaves are meaningful;

Earthworms in front of the court are full of mud.

Mo hanting vs tu Chishui. "Silk" and "Thinking" are harmonious, and "Mud" and "Doubt" are harmonious.

The rolling stone of water failed to flow; Liu Zang-ying will stay overnight for the flowers.

Cai Lin's house was given to Wang Yayi. Stone Flow is homophonic with Pomegranate, Yingying House is homophonic with Poppy.

Ask scholars, farmers, workers and businessmen to sign feathers; Cold, hot, warm, polite and frugal.

The original meaning of "work" and "palace" are harmonious; The original meaning of "cool" and "good" are harmonious.

The first spring in Xiangyang will always be there; Charity is not just a celebration.

Fo Yin versus Su Shi. It is said that when Su Shi visited Fo Yin, he hid fish in the middle of it. Su Nai made the first copy and printed it as the second copy. Su Yue said, since you have fish, why don't you eat it differently?

Nail shoes are pits on the ground; A leather coat is covered with a fake beast.

Ni and Jia hit the right. "Mud" homophones "Mud" and "False" homophones "Jia"

Fo Yin is looking for clams to eat by the water; Zi Zhan took it home from the boat.

Fo Yin versus Su Shi. "Clam" and "stick" are harmonious, and "home" and "cangue" are harmonious.

Raising tiger fruit will be very troublesome; Sir, mature apes are better than feet.

Hold Song. "Ape" and "Yuan" are homophonic, meaning Yuan Shikai.

No one can lift a knife; Pull it down, bow your head.

Barber shop association. "Law" and "law" are harmonious.

Large animals are separated from small animals; Family members have difficulties.

Someone saw two dogs looking at each other at the fence and made a divination. Harmony between "Ge" and "Ge", harmony between "Reason" and "Divide", harmony between "Light" and "Peep", and harmony between "Sleep" and "Call".

Three birds kill people, crows, pigeons and bustards; A herd of deer is a disaster for the country.

During the May 4th Movement, a flower and bird shop was associated. "Deer" and "land" are homophonic, referring to Lu; "Song" and "Zhang" are homophonic, meaning; "Fu" and "Cao" are homophonic, referring to Cao Rulin. These three people are traitors who want to sign a treaty of humiliating their country and their country at the Paris Peace Conference.

It is difficult to keep snow in Jiangnan area. The north wind can't hold the height of the building.

There are good friends Xue and Lou, Lou Jiangnan is successful, Xue wants to apply for a job, and Lou Shanglian refuses; Xue went back to the north to develop vigorously, and Lou was defeated and down. Xue applied for a job in the opposite direction, and Xue refused the loan that year. "Snow" and "Snow" are harmonious, and "Building" and "Building" are harmonious.

The wind blows the arhat and shakes the monk; Rain hits king kong, my Lord

Yao, a monk of the Ming Dynasty, fought Lin. "Shake" is homophonic for "Yao" and "Rain" is homophonic for "Lin"

I love his sheep and his rituals; Onlookers judge, but the authorities are fascinated.

In the Song Dynasty, Wang Zhongjia invited counties to hold a banquet, and prostitutes paid for the drinks. There are those with Li Niang, all of whom are excellent in color and art, and the Ministry of Housing is in charge of Yang and Zhang Li. During the dinner, there was no confrontation in the drama. Later, the king fought with another county magistrate named Shen, so they got the second half. "Sheep" and "Yang" are harmonious, and "Li" and "Li" are harmonious. The homonym of "trial" and "application" refers to the order of applying for the county; "Fan" and "Elk" are homophonic, meaning Ao Elk.

Regardless of the east, regardless of the west, wine tube;

Prosperity or decline, drink it.

In the Qing Dynasty, the business of a pub in the south of the Yangtze River was depressed, and the business with literati as the theme was getting better and better. "Management" is homophonic with "Pavilion" and "Ba" is homophonic with "Ba"

Minko led a white cow through the Prince's shop.

Bai Gong rode a black horse to catch up with Gong Ye Chang.

A student disciple of Jikongmen sparred. Min Ziqian and Min Ziqian are harmonious, white cattle and Berniu are harmonious, white chess and white chess are harmonious, and Gongye Chang and Gongye Chang are harmonious.

Shanghai scholar is the first, just to write a book;

The people in Huating were affected by evil deeds.

Zheng Luoshu, the Shanghai magistrate, and Nie Bao, the Huating magistrate in the Ming Dynasty. Liushu and Luoshu are in harmony, and Evil Report and Nie Bao are in harmony.

Go with the sail, go against the sail, the sail is late and fast;

The tide rises and falls, straight.

Zhu Yunming said to a friend. "Sailing Night" is homophonic with Confucius disciple "Fan Chi"; "Sail fast" is homophonic with the general "Fan Kuai" in the early Han Dynasty; "Straight" and "",Song and Huang Tingjian; "La" and "Lu Ban" were ancient craftsmen.

Pull out the nail at the stern, Confucius was born at the stern;

Lightning between clouds, Huo Guang is from Hanzhong.

Jie Jin said to a friend. "Boat" and "Zhou" are harmonious, and "Huo Guang" and "firelight" are harmonious.

Cats enjoy the cool under bamboo, and there is no heat at all;

Iris is facing the sun, and the wind is coming.

"Summer" is homophonic with "mouse" and "wind" is homophonic with "bee"

It is urgent to wear clothes and sandals;

Abandoning armor and delaying troops are often defeated.

Xia Yuanji, Minister of War, and Zhou Da, Minister of War, were right. "Emergency" reconciles "Giving", "Constant Loss" reconciles "History"

Take off your clothes, take off your crown and give things to others;

Abandon your armor and drag your troops away, minister Xuan.

Zhao Jiuling versus Zhang Dao. "Giving things" and "urgency" are consistent, and "Shangshu" is consistent with "frequent loss"

Clogs are shoes, and the first step is really no shoes;

Coconut ladle is a lamp, to the front Committee clock.

Ming Hu and Yuan Liu Zhuang were right. "No shoes" and "rudeness" are harmonious, and "no bell" and "disloyalty" are harmonious.

Set up a lake stone in the middle of the river, not a fake island;

The tiger skin on horseback is called a spotted tiger.

Wen Zhiming versus Xu Zhenqing. "False island" is homophonic with "passageway", and "point mark" is homophonic with "class mark"

Rain hits the Confucian crown, like a barrel full of oil;

Snow floats on the monk's head like a hammer.

You Xiucai told Monk Lei. "Oil" and "You" are in harmony, and "Rolling" and "Thunder" are in harmony.

Leaves fall and branches wither, see how bachelors bear fruit;

Even the governor will uproot the knife and axe if it is chopped.

Bachelor versus county magistrate. "Supervision" and "weakness" are harmonious

Lotus is defeated, and the leaves are rejuvenated;

When the grain is ripe, blow the chaff and shell to be the bride.

Dialect. "Old woman" homophones "old lotus root" and "bride" homophones "new grain"

The history of writing is immortal, although it has not succeeded;

Hong En is powerful, and it cannot serve the country and become an enemy.

The Enemy is homophonic "domain" and satirizes Hong Chengchou.

The wind falls into the nest, and the second and third sons touch the ground;

The moon wears the henhouse, and four or five golden bells crow.

Next year, Fudui will be a teacher. "Grounding gas" and "connecting theme" are harmonious, and "to be no.1" and "being the first" are harmonious.

The wind falls on the magpie nest, and the second and third sons are connected to the ground;

In the rainy ape cave, the prince penetrated into the sky.

This couplet was handed down to the master during Xu Jie's exam in Ming Dynasty. "Connecting with the earth" and "connecting with subjects" are harmonious, and "prince" and "monkey" are harmonious.

The wind falls on the magpie's nest, and the second and third sons are connected to the ground;

The heavy rain hit the ape cave, and all the monkeys turned to the sky in Dai Lu.

This is the other side of the Part I, only using "monkey" to reconcile the opposition between "vassal" and Part I.

The waves in Zheshan Bay are high and low, and the class speed is fast;

The wind is strong in front of the Baita Ocean, and the sails are fast and the sails are late.

"Sculling, sculling speed, sailing fast, sailing late" is in harmony with "Luban, Lusu, Fan Kuai and Fan Chi"

Split pomegranate, red door polyacid seed;

Bite open ginkgo, a big white kernel.

"Red Gate" and "Red Gate" are harmonious, and "Benevolence" and "Adult" are harmonious.

Mr. Wang knows all about it. What is a new employee?

Tashi is not attached to the Heat, but he only cares about Hanlin.

Chen Shizhai's comment on Tarshishiya. Harmony between "Ji" and "loom", harmony between "professional side" and "weaving workshop", harmony between "Taishi" and "Too wet", harmony between "Hanlin" and "Sweating"

It is difficult to pretend to be a real beast with a fake scalp.

Painters draw monkeys, which are heartless and useless.

The bride plays against the actor. "Ape" and "member" are in harmony.

Eggs and duck eggs are the same, Mr. Egg and Mr. Duck Egg;

The horse walks with the donkey, the horse raises its hoof, and the donkey raises its hoof.

Scholar-official pairing promotion. "Lifting the hoof" and "lifting" are harmonious.

Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, complaining that it is really difficult to go around the river;

The bird is in the cage, and the heart is in the nest. I hate Guan Yu and can't Zhang Fei.

Neijiang sanyuan tower couplet. "Jiang Wei" is homophonic with "Jiang Wei"; "Walking" and "Lu Bu" are homophonic; 【 Caowo 】 Harmonious "Cao Cao"

The pagoda has seven or eight floors, in which a big crane is placed;

The twelve pages of the book record the Spring and Autumn Period.

Luo Wan arrived at the magistrate early. A Crane in Tolerance reconciles the doctrine of the mean and the university. Autumn in Li Jichun is in harmony with The Book of Rites and The Spring and Autumn Annals.

Loquat feast is a silent joy:

Grasshoppers in the grass are not in the same boat.

"loquat" and "pipa" are homophonic; "Grasshopper" and "grasshopper" are harmonious.

There are few stars in the moon, so it will definitely not rain tonight;

It's freezing in the cold, and the Ming Dynasty is bound to become frost.

This is the antithesis of Qin Guan and Su Xiaomei's bridal chamber. "No rain" and "silence" are harmonious, and "frost" and "double" are harmonious.

Stuffy red furnace, full of sighs;

Worrying about Supa brings back thousands of thoughts.

Tao Zhen's attitude towards Yang Xing. "Sigh" and "charcoal" are harmonious, and "thinking" and "silk" are harmonious.

Wear sandals to welcome guests, and don't wear shoes in the first step;

Holding a coconut ladle to persuade wine, it is not a clock in front of you.

In the Ming Dynasty, Liang Gong fought with Zhang Jinghua, a Taoist priest of tin cans. "No shoes" and "rudeness" are harmonious, and "no bell" and "no cup" are harmonious.

Bored all night, cutting wax in the same direction as the west window;

Sitting alone at night to burn quinoa in Dongting.

Laugh at it. "Wax" mediates "furuncle" and "Chenopodium" mediates "dysentery"

Sitting on the cold anvil, it has gradually become better since then;

It's only now that the iron inkstone is worn through.

A student was punished for showing off his cangue and making this couplet to laugh at himself. Harmony between "Good State" and "Flail Neck"

The shop is selling, the big animals are hanging, and the small animals are hanging;

Neighborhood game, the former Han loses, and the latter Han loses.

Mingyangji, the scenery of Xu Ben City is correct. "Gua" and "Gua" are harmonious, and "Han Shu" and "Han Shu" are harmonious.

I haven't eaten for three days, and my chest hasn't shit;

Wearing a cotton-padded jacket in June, sweating in the crotch.

Liu Ning goes to alms. "Point shit" is homophonic with "Canon history"; "Sweating" and "Hanlin"

I don't know how to make tea in a pot.

When a monk sends wine to the wall, it must be sold privately

Chen Daofu versus Tang Yin. Harmony between "pot cooking" and "viewing the Lord"; "Private sales" and "Shigu" are coordinated.

Lantern cage lights, paper shells were originally only windproof;

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half.

The name of this medicine is correct. "Paper" and "orange" are harmonious; "Summer" is homophonic "Summer"

Hammer, three feet thick snow in the red flame;

When the cotton bow rang, there was a thunder in the white clouds.

In the Ming dynasty, examiners had to take a joint exam except the names of candidates, so that fame and fortune could be preserved. "Hammer" and "strike stack and remove name" are harmonious, and "cotton bow" and "wishing male" are harmonious, that is, starting from the country.

Beggars are divided into characters, and education is popularized in counties and cities;

There is more ice in Youling, and the string songs are soaked in glue.

In the Qing Dynasty, there were rich people born stingy in Songling, so it was named for China. During the reign of Kangxi, Ghana was awarded the position of county magistrate. At the same time, some people were chosen to teach in a province because of their beautiful songs. Education and Call-up

Fuxi shakes Shennong grass, Boyi Shu Qi;

Li Zhong lost Lv Gong's tapestry and Hanshan picked it up.

Liu Jue. Shu Qi and Shu Qi are in harmony.

Professor Chen counted his hair, but there was no bun to give;

Great God Lu has a beard, so why not?

Marco versus Liu Rong. "bun" and "plan" are harmonious, and "beard" and "beard" are harmonious.

Spiders weave webs to transport silk and patrol eaves;

Gull clam with bell left and right wings, vertical and horizontal whistle.

Yu Qian told an academician. "Transportation line" and "Transportation Department" are homophonic, and "eaves patrol" and "salt patrol" are both official names.

Sowing grain, birds singing, urging farmers to be busy sowing grain;

Whispering with birds, wake up the drinker and get out of the pot.

The former's "sowing grain" and "spreading grain" are homophonic, and "carrying pot" and "pelican" are homophonic, both of which are bird names.

On the mountain where two apes cut wood, monkeys also cut saws;

How can this beast get hooves when a horse is stuck in the mud?

Chen Qidong's play is the opposite of Lu Wenjuan's. "Jian" and "sentence" and "hoof" and "topic"

Monks go upstairs, the stairs are high and the stairs are short, where to go, where to go;

Nuns sell wine, which is beautiful and cheap, suitable for selling, suitable for selling.

Monks and nuns play right. "Monk" is homophonic with "Monk" and "Yigu" is homophonic with "nun".

In the mountains where apes chop wood, little monkeys dare to saw wood;

The horse is stuck in the mud, how can the old beast get out of the hoof?

Liu Rong and Marco said to each other, while Jie Jin and Li teased each other. "Yes, the topic" harmony "sentence, the topic"

Two boats race [two boats run side by side], rowing is not as fast as sailing;

A hundred schools of thought contend [eight-tone chorus], and the flute is more difficult to clear than the flute.

Chen Qia and his son are right. "Swim, sail fast, flute clear and flute harmony" are in harmony with "Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing and Xiao He" respectively.

The Ministry of Rites reopened the list of days, and the number one scholar was second, which was a bit scary;

The cabinet turned into a hall for prostitutes, and Wu's plan to return always fell through.

In the Ming dynasty, the style of benevolence was from Wucheng, and Wang was from Ba County, with a wide range of evil deeds. Wu Zongkui regarded their intentions as evil, and people at that time regarded them as "chess pieces". Coincidentally, the hall officials of the Ministry of Rites, Huang and Kong Zhenyun, are three Ding families, and some of them have inscribed them. "Hard" and "yellow" refer to yellow; "Fear" and "Kong" are homophonic, referring to Kong Zhenyun; "Wu Gui" is the province of "Wu An", which means a person with style. "Wang Ba" and "Wang Ba" are homophonic, indicating that Wang Xiongying is from Baxian; "Wen" and "Wen" are homophonic, and also refer to people with style.

Two apes cut down trees in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dared to look (sentence)

A horse stuck in the mud, how can an old beast go wrong (hoof)-Jie Jin

Lotus root and lotus root, (why do I get a couple)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

A dog gnaws at a river (monk) bone-Su Shi

Poem (corpse) on the East Slope of Water —— Fo Yin

Su Shi-the first spring of Xiangyang family.

Go beyond it (Fish) Celebrate the Good Man-Fo Yin.

He Danshang (monk) on Shiguta

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

Confucius was born on the weekend of the week.

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky

Lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shells used to be just windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Lotus (face) is bitter in heart.

Intraabdominal acid of pear (divorced)-Jin Shengtan

It's really difficult to live in a pagoda, watch Kongming and travel around the river.

The bird is in the cage, and the heart is in the nest. Those who hate Guan Yu should not be Zhang Fei —— (Neijiang Sanyuan Tower Couplet)

Kong Ming (Zhuge Liang) Jiang Wei (Jiang Wei) Lu Bu (Lu Bu) Cao Chao (Cao Cao) Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.

In the race between two boats, rowing is not as fast as sailing.

A hundred schools of thought contend, and the flute is harder to clear than Xiao He.

Sculling, sailing fast, flute clear and Xiao He are the homophonic figures of Lu Su, Pan Wei, Di Qing and Xiao He.